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What does /b/ think of male masturbators? I got my first one

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What does /b/ think of male masturbators? I got my first one yesterday and i'm just a happy fucking camper. You can use a disposable sleeve so that there is no mess and it rolls up and looks like a little airplane pillow. Only complaint is that I learned they make the exact same thing in prison out of a sock and some rubber bands:

https://www.getfifi.com/

i feel more cultured about prison
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Never tried this one but I fap everyday.
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>>738868617
Holy shit, this thing seems like something I would use
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me after seeing that
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>>738868617
I masturbate everyday but I use my right hand, this product looks comfortable though.
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>>738868617
>>738868696
>>738868852
>>738869004

Samefag
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What the fuq is dat
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>>738868617
Work in an adult toy store. Ask me anything.
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how does it feel to use this?
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>>738868617
NICE HOLE
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Almost every man masturbates OP!
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>>738869290
Do you have sister?
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Bought a flashlight about a year ago. Possibly one of the best purchases of my life.
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>>738868617
Is it flesh light or what is it?
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Has anyone ever used it before? Looking good though
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>>738869290
A nigger fleshlight? Did you ever sell one of those?
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>>738868617
Fancy fleshlight?
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Honestly considering buying it...
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>>738869858
what is a fucking nigger fleshlight
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>>738868617
If your going to put money into one, you should buy one that isn't basically a wrapped up towel with a bag in-between.
I mean what's the point might as well fuck your sofa seats.
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>>738868617
is it soft inside?
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>>738868617
I saw a guy using this before but I didn't know its name.
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At least a flashlight is a one time cost. These things is .75 a jerk. Do the math. A frequent masturbator like I'm sure most of the people here are are never going to be able to afford the upkeep.

Stop being a lazy ass, buy a flashlight and clean it.
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>>738868617
Damn must be warm inside.
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Anyone ever tried one of these before? any thoughts?
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>>738868617
Whats better? Fleshlight or this?
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>>738869989

a white girl
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>>738869989
Are you retarded? Check the pic dear christ
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>>738870218
>saw a guy using this before
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>>738869858
Tfw there's a dark green and blue fleshlight /b/ is still confused about the nigger fleshlight
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>>738868617
Is that a fucking pool noodle with a tubber glove inside?!
Hahahaha
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>>738869290
I think it's sold more than the pink ones because there's only one left on the shelf
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>>738870309
Fleshlights are old. I was thinking about considering this
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>>738870218
>Saw a guy using this
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>>738870454
Didn't mean I saw him when he was fapping ffs, I knew he used this shit.
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>>738869290
Pic

>>738869858
Detail of the pic and question

>>738869989
>>738870363
Turbo autism
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>>738868617
FAP IMAGE
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>>738870218
saw him? i knew you were a faggot
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Usually I use a catfish or snapper
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I donno, man. It just seems like sex toys are a girls thing. It's pretty weird to own a sex machine if you're a dude.
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>>738868617
this is gonna be my new gf
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>>738870723
Pathetic
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>>738868617
The fleshlights pale in comparison to the crazy shit that japan sells.

Makes a fleshlight feel like a prison rig.
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>>738868617
Girls can use any sex toys they want but if a boy uses it hes called a miserable piece of shit
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>>738868617
Such a rip off. You can do the same thing with a towel and a glove/condom/plastic bag
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>>738870576
SHIT MOAR
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>>738870957
Eh if they give you any shit just go fuck off.
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>>738869954
STOP POSTING FROGS
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>>738868617
I just learned of the launch. If I wasn't married, I'd own this: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5928c0d715f9b
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>>738870576
moar pls?
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>>738868617
This thing looks good man, might buy one of these
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>>738871147
https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/fleshlight-launch
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>>738871147
its okay I can use your wife and you can use that fleshlight
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>>738868617
You sweet summer child.

Go to toydemon or on-nls and get something that actually works. That shit will blow you're fucking mind.
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>>738871158
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>>738869593
Yeah

>>738869858
Yeah, funny thing is theyre really yellowish golden in person. Should be called the asian or mexican.
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>>738869290
Do you have pussy?
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>>738868617
I SWEAR THIS THING TASTES BETTER THAN PUSSY
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Might buy one of these, anybody knows how to use it?
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>>738868617
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How about DIY fleshlights for poorfags? Any thoughts on that?
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>>738868617
I do fap everyday and i use my left hand
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>>738871690
You just put your dick in it and up down up down up down, done!
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>>738871742
WTF is that
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Male sex toys are a tremendous burden to bare, whatever kicks you get off them barely exceed the unending terror of discovery.

Just get a gf, the shame of someone finding it is worse than them finding heroin.
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>>738868617
all I see is girl hole
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>>738868617
One day this thing is gonna beat fleshlights
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>>738871395
almost cumming, moar
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>>738871463
What is that stupid question
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>>738868617
This is what I need
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>>738872294
GO FUCK YOURSELF
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>>738870279
>quent masturbator like I'm sure most o
I own the igition (blue) one. Best purchase I've made
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>>738872294
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>>738872063
KEK
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>>738872063

Are the people in your life really going through all your shit all the time & barging in on you randomly?

Cause if so it sounds like you have bigger problems in life than owning a pocket pussy.
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>>738872638
That's kind of what he's doing.
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>>738868617
Fapping with your own hand is more healthy.
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>>738872294
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>>738872939
WTF
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>>738868617
FIFI is gonna be my new best frined
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>>738869290
you like to suck your own dick?
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>>738872645
my GF got me that one so i was wondering what other people think. its harder to clean due to the lips. think the best one hands down is pic related
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>>738871146
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>>738868617
better than fleshlight atleast you dont have to clean
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>>738868617
Well if you have to fap, use anything that gives you pleasure.
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>>738872294
go somewhere else faggot
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>>738871463
Yeah, but its the real thing. Never actually used a pocket puss tbh.

>>738873094
Nope, but would If I could.
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>>738872968
Whos she? You have more of her or her name?
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>>738868617
how does it feels?
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>>738868617
Pocket pussy is the last thing I would want
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>>738868617
SAUCE
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>>738872063
Better yet. Get a GF who likes both male and female toys, and appreciates that you need alone times as well as use-her-as-a-cum-dump times.
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>>738868617
its use is same as fleshlight?
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>>738873848
Have one of these, its fucking awesome man
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>>738873670
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>>738868617
All a man need is a whole
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>>738868617
>make samething in prison.

LOL
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>>738868617
You dont need to use any of the sex toys if you have a gf.
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>>738874490
FUCKING AWESOME
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>>738868617
OP how was it?
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>>738868617
DAMN NIGGA
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Is it soft from inside there?
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>>738868617
Give me one of these and I will be using it 5 times a day
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>>738868617
Atleast you don't have to clean it like fleshlight
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>>738873670
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>>738869290
Do males ever but dildos
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>>738868617
Ordered this shit, so fucking excited.
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>>738868617
They can't use this shit in prison are you stupid?
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>>738868617
this shit looks fancy
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I never used sex toys before, are they fun?
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>>738875858
LOL faggot
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>>738868617
DOPE
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>>738875858
go home summerfag
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>>738873259
That one is shit.
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>>738868617
Better than a flashlight tho?
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>>738868617
If you are going to masturbate, you better use to proper tools for it
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>>738868617
I wanna fuck this
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>>738868617
Fuck fleshlight cleaning again and again, I would rather buy this
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>>738868617
What is its name?
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>>738876466
FIFI
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>>738868617
Bought one boys!
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>>738868617
Use whatever gives you more pleasure.
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>>738868617
Imagine giving one of these to every prisoner in some
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>>738870340
You aren't making sense
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MOAR FAP IMAGES PLS
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>>738869290
how judgy are sex store workers im too embarassed to go in my local 1
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>>738876023
Dat face though.
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>>738868617
This one looks better than any fleshlight I have ever used.
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>>738868617
Waiting for delivery
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>>738877027
THIS WOULD DO?
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>>738868617
One of the best sex toys I have ever seen.
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>>738868617
wondering how it feels
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>>738868617
I would never use sex toys to ejaculate.
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>>738868617
WHAT
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SHHH
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>>738877658
SEXY
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>>738869290
its so fucking hot in cali rn, is there a thing i can just plop on my dicck that will make me cum with out me having to use my hand????
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>>738868617
I fap everyday without any god damn sex toys, real man here
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>>738878318
Vibrating ring
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>>738878318
Use my ass
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>>738878514
FAGGOT DETECTED
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>>738876597
ty
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>>738873259
I got the pornstar anal one,the cristy mack one. That thing is amazing. Tenga also makes exelent mastrubator. I think im gonna get the new flip hole zero. Has one of you anons had a hands on with that thing?
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>>738878514
down post pics
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>>738878421
thanks
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>>738879027
NAH
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>>738868617
best viberating ring ever?
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>>738879027
no idea what you are talking about.
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You are all going to go blind.
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>>738868617
This beats fleshlights.
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>>738870576
GOOD ONE
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>>738868617
I thought they were the dumbest shit.... Until VR became a thing.
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>>738876862
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>>738868617
i would like a pink color in this
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>>738868617
Some of my friends have used this but I'm not sure if I should consider buying this
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HOLY SHIT
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Tenga flip, seriously amazing.
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TIP: Just close your eyes while using it and think you are fucking a real girl
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>>738868617
damn
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>>738875360
who is this???
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>>738880617
some random pics I had from somewhere
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>>738880149
That
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>>738869290
best viberating ring??
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>>738874490
keep the twintails on pretty :3
You are lovely
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>>738868617
Honestly I dont like using sex toys as I'm male
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>>738880874
fucking fat bitch
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>>738868617
I like that disposing system to be honest
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>>738868617
i just use my hand. when your hand is no longer good enough to get you off you shouldn't be fapping
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>>738880874
I fucking hate fat shoebill and so should you.
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>>738868617
i prefer fleshlights, never used these before
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>>738874729
>You don't need to masturbate if you have a gf
top zozzle.
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>>738881239
SAME
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This generation is fucked
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>>738868617
I have one but I prefer my hand
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>>738870272
try real pussy thats more warm
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>>738881076
>>738881239
>>738881398
its just a funny pic, how's this instead?
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>>738881632
Better
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ENJOY FAGS
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>>738881737
wtf gurls r gross bro
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