g'morning anon.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>738848684
Vacation in a few hours, don't wanna miss out
What is it with tumblr and not being able to make a proper fucking loop?
I just get nauseous watching these.
>>738848684
Sauce
>>738848684
Why do you care so much? Do you even care?
>>738848684
Who the hell is gonna fap to this 3 times a day if I'm dead?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5967845d45223
>>738848818
have a great vacation.
>>738848950
i know so suckky.
>>738849003
none
>>738849091
i care. just cause.
>>738849128
she's hot.
i met her before on a flight once, the girl in your pic post.
>>738848684
Ive got a fat sack of buds, a 1/2 decent computer, a gf, couple kids that aren't complete shit bags, roof over my head, food in my stomach.
Life aint that bad faggot.
>>738849200
I dunno, just... seems like a stupid option unless I was terminally ill. And I'm not, so... I won't.
things are actually going pretty well. i'm dating a nice girl and I'm getting a new job next month. I might have stomach cancer tho. but all in all i'm feeling pretty good.
I am immortal.
>>738849200
that chick is in the video in the link too CHECK IT
>>738848684
Because 1+1=9
Mostly because it doesn't matter if I do or do not. This whole planet could kill itself and the universe would give a fraction of a fuck.
Secondly, my girlfriend's coming over in an hour to suck me off. Might be just some chemicals in my brain making this form enjoy nutting, but hey, that's what we got fam.
>>738848684
Because it's only couple of days till i see my gf again, haven't seen her for a while
>>738848684
Trannies porn? Seriously..? Go fucking kill yourself, degenerate.
>>738849230
sounds like it's not to bad, i agree.
>>738849256
agreed, it's dumb.
>>738849336
hope ur stomach is ok.
>>738849358
wow, how did you achieve that?
>>738849399
nice dubs. ok.
>>738849566
dubs of bath arithmetic>>738849677
dubs of happiness, hope u to have a good time.
>>738849762
thanks for the feed back. .
I'm in love with a famous trap.
>>738850004
Dang, dubs again. You probably didn't get the bad joke. It's me, Catholic bro.
I want to know more about you OP. Where are you from? I'm from Poland.
>>738848684
Already had my breakdown yesterday sorry to disappoint
>>738848684
These gifs
>>738850088
happy friday catholic bro.
>>738850171
glad you survived it.
>>738850201
make you happy?
>>738850316
happy Friday! Only slightly panicky, my wife and I got busy multiple times on our anniversary and I'm a little worried that she might be pregnant.
ITT op being positive
>>738848818
Will?
>>738850468
i hope not. dude 7 seems like enough. but congrats on the sex.
>>738851336
right.
>>738851390
Wont?
>>738852177
Never mind, she just told me that her period started. Tbh I could go for one more but it would stretch our finances way more than they already are.
>>738848684
>>738849003
Sauce is Jada Stevens, Jynx Maze and Nacho Vidal in Anal Buffet 7.
Oddly, enough. This site. I love you phaggets.
>>738852254
guess you'll have to be patient.
you should be used to it.
or use her mouth/tits.
>>738852919
nice detective work.
>>738853541
Can't do that, gotta finish inside.
going to sell some BTC and have a little fun.
>>738853876
oh...
how do you mine ?
>>738853541
I know I have to be patient but it kinda just happened and who am I to say no to her?
>>738853541
I didn't find it out, I knew it. I am a scholar, not a detective.
>>738848684
Out of spite for everyone who's ever fucked with me, doubted me, or said I wouldn't make it. FUCCK YOU YES I WILL
>>738855191
awesome, what pornographic university did u attend?
>>738855574
live on then anon.
>>738850004
yeah, getting cancer right now would suck. but on the bright side i'm losing weight.
>>738850004
>>738850004
Yo who is that girl
>>738856993
congrats on the weight lost.
fuck cancer.
>>738857319
a woman getting fucked wearing red panties.
>>738848684
Poor little guy, are you suicidal cause no girls want to kiss you and sex you? kill yourself maggot you don't deserve no pussy.
>>738848684
I need to mow my lawn.
>>738857820
A man's lawn is his baby.
>>738851336
OP does a good thing. He is the Good OP. Some might even say "The One True OP".
>>738857761
thanks for the feedback.
>>738857820
like you mean shave down there?
>>738857914
so you walk on your baby, and let insects on it?
>>738858075
You know what I mean. It's almost as important to take care of as my children.
>>738848684
I've discovered anal masturbation, so I have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm every day and I'm too happy with that to kill myself.
>>738858265
cool.
got any flowers on your lawn?
>>738858364
ok. have fun with that.
>>738858878
My wife has a garden along the side of our house, yeah.
>>738858964
what's planted in your wife's garden ?
>>738855806
sauce dat?
>>738859050
sauce what?
>>738859041
Heck if I know. There's yellows and purples and reds, but I have no idea what the flowers are actually called.
>>738859156
cool there are flowers there.
>>738859537
other than the flowers she grows corn and tomatoes.
>>738848684
So I can get up everyday and find this retarded bait tread reposted.
>>738859651
do you eat your wife's vegetables ?
>>738859723
No, but I do eat her peach. In all seriousness, yeah. We eat what we grow in the garden and we're thinking of expanding it.
>>738860256
>No, but I do eat her peach
kek
>>738860256
cool. gardening is a good skill to have.
You'll be able to survive in the post-apocalypse world.
>>738860645
>post-apocalypse
Apocalypse is kinda far-fetched, but it helps us eat healthy without stretching out our money too much.
Existence is pain. I just want to die.
>>738848684
I have a dentist appointment and I'm too socially anxious to cancel it.
Might as well as do it after.
>>738860734
cool. >>738861068
hope it gets better for you.
>>738861215
hope it goes well.
>>738861451
What about you? Do you grow anything?
>>738861965
i live in an apt.
I have a pathetic lil garden on my balcony of some random flowers.
not that special at all.
I have some sunflowers in a few pots that are beautiful tho. They grow pretty big.
>>738862370
that's cool.
>>738862528
yeah, it's not bad. when i go out on my balcony its cool to see the flowers.
I call it pathetic b/c sometimes I forget to water them, and half are dead.
the live ones are beautiful tho.
>>738862660
Well my wife needed something to do at home while the kids aren't screaming for mommy, and so she started gardening. Pretty basic but she's good at it.
>>738862809
cool beans.
i wish good fortune to your family,lawn, and kids.
>>738863885
You too.
>>738848684
When will you stop doing these threads?
>>738864346
all things end.
>>738848684
beat cancer and sex offender registry. got a smoking hot wife to blow me whenever i want. got a job. and i still have all my limbs
>>738865508
congrats man. you have many good things.
>>738848684
I'm too lazy
>>738866116
why no motivation?
>>738865508
Why were you on the registry in the first place
>>738866374
>dated a 15 year old when i was 20.
>her parents found out.
>huge court thing.
>pay lawyer big money
>mfw judge ruled in my favor
>>738866675
fucked everytime we hungout. came buckets inside her daily. her parents thought she was coming over to my house to hang with my younger sister lol
>>738866675
>>mfw judge ruled in my favor
How? I thought this is illegal in burgerland?
>>738867149
0 evidence. rape kit came back negative because they did it 3 months after we split
>>738867281
Gg anon. Btw any pics of her ? 15 year olds are greeat
>>738867371
used to but i wiped that clean with a magnet, burned the hard drive and dumped it in a river. was paranoid af. also would not post. im playing it close to the chest these days
>>738867657
yeah keeping those pics would have gotten you destroyed for CP.
>>738867741
cheese pizza is dangerous
>>738867657
Yup. Check it: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/alert-child-pornography-16-alberta-men-arrested-1.4193120
>>738848684
im working on it, but it will take me at most 6 more years before happens.
>>738848684
because today was awesome. Everything went well. i really like a awesome girl. she likes me back. This summer is going to be sweet.
>>738862370
Getting sunflowers to grow big is awesome.
Going to some friend's party, might get lucky.. If not I can always hit the bong
>>738868833
and you got dubba dubs.
have a great summer.
>>738869134
thanks anon.
>>738869549
g'luck. take roofies. #kidding