Yes I have, but I am not sharing the story. If I wanted to be called a liar by a bunch of virgins I would hang out at a magic the gathering convention and tell them that there is a world outdoors.
The only thing I will say is that her name was Stefani, she was being driven around by some douchebag and stopped at a place that I owned.
I was a musician and when the asshat that was driving her started handing out promo material and claiming that this chick was going to be world famous I went out to check it out.
Ended up talking to her about the technical side of recording, hit it off pretty well. Didn't think she was super attractive but she was def pretty cool, my kind of weird.
It progressed from there.
This was a long time ago, easily the early 2000's
She wasn't Lady Gaga at the time. I really wish I had saved those posters they were handing out. To be perfectly honest, for a loooong ass time I never made the connection that it was her that I had slept with.
At the time I just wrote her off as some aspiring artist. I had seen them tons before.
I want to believe. You are a God among men, Dan the man with a plan. Living the dream.
To be perfectly honest, I really don't remember. I don't think it was bad, but i don't think it was anything too fantastic either. I tend to remember the really good sex i've had.
My ex-gf was a fairly big internet celebrity, but I've never fucked an "actual" famous person.
We dated for two years, but we didn't have that much intercourse. She was apparently super promiscuous with all the other guys she had been with (and within like 10 minutes of meeting me she asked me if I "wanted to touch her boobs), but I was wasn't "dominant" enough for her tastes, had a pretty low sex drive (for a teen age/early 20s guy), and was apparently too "vanilla" for her tastes, so we didn't have sex as much as we could have.
She was pretty hot though, and a was definitely a really chill and interesting person for most of our relationship, so overall it was pretty dope.
Not gonna say who it was though.
>Webcamming with random chick
>She is a bit older but pretty hot
>She refuses to tell me her name but I don't care
>We webcam for months
>She always says the same thing when she fingers herself
>"fuck me, fuck me"
>Learn that she is a politician
>I start to realise who I'm talking to
>I just made Hillary Clintons wish come true
>Finally fucked her like she wanted
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone
I've fucked Sina Tkotsch. A german actress, not really famous but more famous than any of us.
I'm only into anime and women.
Traps are gay.
Go fuck yourself.
>Be me 25 yr old gay guy
>Want to get fucked by a man so bad
>Ugly as sin so no one will
>Come up with genius plan
>Post bad greentext on 4chan
>Fellow anon comes along and points out its problems
>Feel fucked over
>mfw I finally achieved my wish
My slut friend fucked david blaine and stole $400 from him after he passed out.
Does a pornstar I paid count? I fucked Amber Ivy when she was escorting in Ohio though she haddnt done any movies yet. She got signed to Burning Angel a few years after we "met"
How is it that voting for a strong leader that can preserve order and fight back against corruption gay?
Go back to Tumblr, shill.
No but really. I had to pick her ass up from the W at like 4am. She robbed that nigga.
>she's a damn good fuck.
Can believe that. Bitch is smokin' hot.
I never got to fuck her but she gave me a blowjob when I was 15 and she was 16 at a party. That night she even showed me her third nipple which was gross but I didn't care as long as I got to see her tits and get a blowjob, and yes she swallowed. Tried to get her to fuck later on that year but she wasn't having it.
Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were impeached, and both times, the Senate acquitted both men.
Pic not related
What a dumb cunt. And you... Bitch is it fucking a celeb and taking his money and then here comes your sorry friend zoned ass who "had" to pick her up. Aw you jad to really? You weren't begging to hear all about how he made his dick disappear up her ass so you could fap about it later? Sad little faggot. I bet you've given her more money than she stole that night.
>meaning they weren't impeached.
They were. The House finds you guilty. The Senate removes you from office. Hence, they were both impeached, however their crimes werent serious enough to remove them from office.
Fun fact, a US President can not go to jail because of Executive Immunity. The very worst that can happen to a President is removal from office and being sued in civil court (if someone other than the government has standing to bring the lawsuit.)
>she was absolute garbage in bed
Are you guys retarded? You're the one with the dick. What do you expect the female to do besides take the dick? I don't even know how a woman could fuck that up.
>I don't even know how a woman could fuck that up.
I am doubting you have had sex with more than 1 person. The term "lay there like a dead fish" exists for a reason.
Hell I can think of multiple ways a woman can fuck up being a warm hole and none of them involve her "just laying there"
On a few occasions I've paid for the services of a model/escort who was on take me out once.
She doesn't do it anymore but I laughed when I saw her on TV.
Not really a celeb though.
pic related. Scene from the movie The Great Debaters. I got fucked by someone in that picture.
I had sex with this jeopardy contestant. That's the closest to a celebrity I've had, I think.
She was "cool" and "down to earth" but she seemed like she was trying too hard to be like that and was actually rather uninteresting. She wasn't that pretty in person and a bit chubby it seemed like.
We had a good time together but she stopped contacting me as soon as I let "some time" pass between the last date and the next time I contacted her. I'm only talking about a week or so. My fault but I wasn't that interested. It's not like we didn't talk at all I was just busy and didn't make plans at that last date and when I tried nothing. Probably for the best.
Yep, Netta Skog before she was in the metal band Turisas. Still quite famous playing her accordion in other bands now.
Seen her live a few times, marriage material that chick. I''m jelly.
Yeah, really. Most of the time with my girlfriend I have to do most or all of the work. Unless the chick your fucking has a cataclysmic vagina with no end then that's kinda understandable.
>Why? Was she drunk when you fucked?
Drunk as fuck. She gave me a fake number or didn't answer my texts afterwards
I'm not a fan of pop music but watched that season of Canadian Idol w/ my sis and thought Carly had a super cute look and a great voice.
When I was living in Edmonton I saw she was playing some small club, so I decided to go, told her afterwards I don't usually like pop but loved her on Canadian Idol and voted for her... she thinks thats sweet and nice, we drink, I get drunk, she gets wasted, she ditches her guitar player who I'm almost positive she was fuckin regular on the DL and we hook up at her shitty hotel. Nothing special, just regular sloppy drunk sex and the next morning I'm all up for getting some breakfast and hanging out, I can tell she ain't, so I leave and never see her again until she becomes a one hit wonder.
It's weird because it's the type of thing I would think I would brag about all the time, but I don't.
I dated Sarah Chalke in HS. She wasn't as hot then but still pretty. We never fucked but she would strip for me and surprisingly was able to deepthroat and let me face fuck her hard a few times.
>it's the type of thing I would think I would brag about all the time, but I don't
That's smart. Otherwise, you become "that guy that goes on about fucking Carly Rae" and people roll their eyes at behind your back.
>went dogging with my gf at a well-known spot behind a certain library.
>had a threesome with pic related.
>Great story. So, did you came inside? Was she loudly and such?
No I didn't cum inside. I have a bit of a fetish about telling a girl I'm gonna cum in her and right before I do I pull out and spluge all over her.
I didn't w/ Carly because as much as I like to think I'm the cool guy I was kind of flabergasted that what was happening was actually happening and wasn't able to let loose.
We made out hard, dry rubbed, she grabbed my cock I rubbed her pussy, no oral :( straight to intercourse, she screams a bit, you can tell she's getting more off on getting fucked rather than the person she's fuckin (complete opposite for me) she's finished before me and starts telling me to "cum for her" (bitch talk for "hurry up cuz I'm finished and anna stop) and I eventually do on her stomach. Wipe it off w/ a towel and she rolls over and falls asleep almost instantly.
A facebook friend (yeah, a bit pathetic) dated her years ago. He was so proud that posted that pic at his fb. He bragged often about how hard he make her cum, and told me some stories of insane sex with her involving rough sex, toys and ropes. That's the closest I will never be of fucking a celebrity lol
>He bragged often about how hard he make her cum, and told me some stories of insane sex with her involving rough sex, toys and ropes.
Those TV kids sure are fucked in the head eh.
Me and her had a thing back in highschool down under
Uh.... CLINTON... IDIOTS...Impeach ment is is just a charge of wrong doing removal of office is a separate issue. This is why our country is fucked you don't even know the powers and rights of the people and government...
Bill Clinton and Andrew Johnson were both impeached you fucking retard. Impeachment doesn't mean removal from office. Impeachment is when they bring charges against and try the president. You can be impeached and get acquitted, just like you weaponized autist ass can get arrested for being a dumb fuck and get acquitted.
>Mike Pence (that guy that thinks evolution and climate change are hoaxes and being gay is a choice) gets pesident
How is this any worse than the shit the current guy believes?
I fucked a porn star when she was 16, I was 18. It was before she was a porn star obviously. Even back then she liked porn and said she wouldn't mind being a porn actress
I was her 2nd and she liked it rough.
I literally will never be believed
I've fucked Carly Rae Jepsen. Unlike the cute "girl next door" image she's got, she's quite depraved sexually. Girl was into several weird things, including worshipping my black cock (even though I'm below average) and talking dirty shit; "Oh yeah, give your little white whore that lovely niggerdick".
Well. She liked getting tied down and whipped, like a "reparation" slave, if you can call it that. I found it quite extreme, but she had a tight pussy and gave pretty good head, so I went along with it.
But where she lost me was when she tried to make me help her with acting out her ageplay fetish, which was when I eventually backed out, since she wanted me to change her diaper and "rape" her, as her "daddy". That was too much, so I declined and we haven't really spoken since.
> Be me
> Music Festival
> Meet this Thai Girl
> Really Cute
> Flirt during the live
> Concert end, exchange phones numbers
> Next day, meet her sleep over
> Few days after we couldn't stop fuck
> Discovered she is Suicide Girl model
> I fucked and had a relationship with Pop Corn
> She cheated on me - Too bad she could be goddam rich now.
>nickelodeon employs people to browse through trap and furry porn on /b/ to make sure nobody told a story that nobody on said anime forum would believe and after reading your story took action that affected you adversely.
Makes sense to me.
>visiting my cousin, i'm from france
>were on a new year's eve party
>she was there too
>i didn't know shes an actress
>she jerked me off
>1-2 hours later we fucked, came in her mouth, she swallowed
>2 days later we met, we fucked, came on her back
>A day later, my cousin and me were with her, we fucked her both
>came on her face
>later in the night, she woke me up, we fucked again, i fucked her ass, came on her back
>that's it, the next day i flew back home again
>we write from time to time
Closest I ever came. Actress, writer, playwright
Went to high school with her (she uses a stage name now). Everyone thought she was a lesbian in school, and I never paid her much attention. Met her again while we were in college. Turns out they were wrong.
Also turns out that she's completely and totally fucking insane. She showed up a few months later on my doorstep on New Year's Eve, two hours before people showed up for a party. She said she was going to a wedding and wanted to know if I'd go with her. I said no then hurried her out the door before my fiancee arrived.