Vocaroo thread: Short and sweet mobilefag edition
>must be able to do your request in under 10 seconds
>anything goes as long as it isn't a long ass copypasta (I'll another thread allowing these when I'm on PC)
Flamboyant Britfag voice here.
I'll take requests also.
if you have a penis and you like other penises, but not vaginas at all, then you are gay.
if you have a vagina, but dont like the idea of penis entering it ever, and also like vagina, then you are gay.
here is a nice guide to go off of if you're confused
you deserve better than a fatass VA with nothing else to do
Hey care to recite this for me please, would really appreciate grill
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
I can do this guys voice if anyone wants infowars impressions
Is the guy that does voices in this thread?
Had a request but thread just got deleted, not sure if you know who pic related is but could you say
"I done slipped on pee-pee at the Costco."
So its just random vocaroo threads then?
Thats understandable, dont mean to come off as weird(unless i already have) but, once again i appreciate you doing it, hope to catch you soon. That other guy was great too
Have a good one
pic related please itll come in handy later
"Rectal foreign bodies have included, among other items: seven light bulbs; a knife sharpener; two flashlights; a wire spring; a snuff box; an oil can with potato stopper; a toy car; eleven different forms of fruits, vegetables and other foodstuffs; a jeweler's saw; a frozen pig's tail; a tin cup; a beer glass; and one patient's remarkable ensemble collection consisting of spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine. There are also cases of alive animals inserted into the rectum: one man in China had an eel in his bowels. The fish died shortly after being extracted."
Oh you didn't see the two cups of coffee I had before I made the thread.
My local grocery store has crazy sales when stuff goes on clearance. It's luck I guess.. I bought 6 cases.
We smoking a j or what
That's odd considering Its going to be legal in California soon, you'd think it'd fly in Florida too
So is there a reason why you didn't start an asmr channel, you have the voice for it. That's an easy way to make money...sorta
Yknow my mother used to get people telling her that on TeamSpeak and ventrillo back in the day... or that she should do phone sex. Kek. I've never considered it. Is there really money in that?
Say, "stop embarrassing yourself."
Mom sounds chill, But are we tho too bad you're in Florida
There used to be, but with YouTube cutting ad revenue it's going to be difficult. Most of those asmr cunts have patreon accounts
She's an OG. And damn.. I'll at least look into it if I want to make some cash on the side
Give it a shot, you have the voice for it. You can definitely attract people, tried something called moon rocks btw? Know a guy that won't shut up about it
Care if I request something from you? It can be anything you can think of but throw the name Jon in it?