Vocaroo thread: Short and sweet mobilefag edition >girl v

on the contrary, traps aren't gay.

>>738845318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E4xUJYYpu9
Here ya go friendo
I put a little levio-saaah into it by accident

>>738845385
that was perfect! thankyou.

(In a deep, movie-tralier like voice if you can)
I'm gonna bust a nut

>>738845214
Aerosmith! Vola vola vola vola volare via!

pls op

>>738845467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oRkz391md2

>>738845525

THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED

>>738845467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nBOiaDMK1s

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>>738845214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FK7m0zPWHO
>>738845467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FK7m0zPWHO

>>738845468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwXkNPeXlI
I tried

>>738845576
greatly appreciated. thankyou savior.

>>738845576
OP here
>outclassed

>>738845596
you put the same link twice! :-0

>>738845214
kek

>>738845651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wBo03w3bxD
WHOOPS
>>738845467

>>738845467
I can't do movie trailer, it was awful. so you get billy's voice

Post more requests fags

>>738845677
you deserve better than a /b/ thread.

>>738845702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SeYYOIwyOq

i'm an idiot

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Flamboyant Britfag voice here.

I'll take requests also.

a-anonkun! d-does this mean i'm.. gay?

>>738845759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o01Uagcf7X

>>738845677
THIS SUMMER, IN THEATRES WORLDWIDE , THE NUT GETS BUSTED

>>738845758
Say "You should kill yourself."

>>738845809
thankyou, anon.

>>738845875
Any time!

>>738845759
if you have a penis and you like other penises, but not vaginas at all, then you are gay.

if you have a vagina, but dont like the idea of penis entering it ever, and also like vagina, then you are gay.


here is a nice guide to go off of if you're confused

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>>738845759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02bAKkmZX5l
>>738845728
you deserve better than a fatass VA with nothing else to do
>>738845830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01gSZG2h0Ar

>>738845841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13yL2c0SPnW

>>738846007
Perfecto

12 Totaly Insane Inventions that you WONT BELIEVE can preform circumcision!

aww sheiit my wigga, it seems weve been bamboozled.

>>738846141
----E

here you go, friend.

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>>738846095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cfe6YxdoxP
>>738846141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QD452CDkNd

>>738846095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a4yCvHBiBS

>>738846208
That is what i was going for

>>738846095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jVq954enx2
>>738846141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N6qB7Iz0Kv

>>738846141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NdEKVNjrY6

>>738846200
>>738846208
My thread has been commandeered

>>738846307
Oops meant to link
>>738846306
Not myself

I am jona-kun's beloved....he does not show any affection for me though (depressing sigh)

jasper!, you're a cuck!

>>738845214
Hey care to recite this for me please, would really appreciate grill

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.

>>738846357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ft2dgLNAHh
I am not good at animu

>>738846357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06XIs2jPsC4
>>738846405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XnnNlBm6v7

>>738846405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z8DmLzs5Ww

deepvoicefag here. gonna head off and do my things. will be lurking for the most part
/endblogpost

>>738846527
>>738846530
this will be put to good use. thankyou.

>>738846623
you've done well, deepvoicefag. thanks.

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I can do this guys voice if anyone wants infowars impressions

>>738846430
still a guy but i did a terrible mix of accents doing this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l6ci9O6OlM

my spaghetti has fallen, my life, follows suit.

>>738846750
This one real quick before i do the damn prayer
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FCX8UbFIYi

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Is the guy that does voices in this thread?

Had a request but thread just got deleted, not sure if you know who pic related is but could you say

"I done slipped on pee-pee at the Costco."

holy shit its 6am. DrunkNavySealfag out.

>>738846430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JSfNv13xLH

>>738846914
night man you were funny

Im surprised no shota dialogue requests yet
>OP

wait so if i look at a trap, without realising it's a trap and get off on it, im still gay?

>>738846827
>damn prayer
:/ Sorry didnt think it would be a bother
>>738846936
Thank you for doing this, much appreciated

>>738847042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O5YJOnQcCW
I paraphrased slightly

>>738846881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T9R4pXstF1

>>738847110
Oh it's only a bother because I have to write out the long stuff lol

>>738847132
+5 extra credit

>>738847132
Didnt think anyone watched KOH here thanks

oh yes, you've fallen into my trap, forever to be cursed with mild autism.

>>738847145
write it out?

Either way thanks for it, i like the extra you added cant really be a beggar for a clean recital lol

>>738847391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ri5KbXlxC

>>738847525
I cant have two windows open on my phone so I write stuff i cant remember. And no problem! Threads a bit dead

are song requests open?

>>738847654
If they are short, yeah. I just don't have a way to look at lyrics while im recording. Also my voice isnt great

>>738847683
your voice is great!!

>>738847683
in that case, would you be able to sing the intro of jersey by mayday parade?

>>738847647
ooh right ok makes sense, you did say you werent on pc. Not sure why i didnt think of that, when do you usually make these threads, i caught the last one late.

>>738847744
This is the first time I've OP'd one and I don't want to wake the people in my house.
>>738847710
Aw, thank you.

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Say: Kilian is a massive faggot.

Thank you

>>738847802
So its just random vocaroo threads then?


Thats understandable, dont mean to come off as weird(unless i already have) but, once again i appreciate you doing it, hope to catch you soon. That other guy was great too

Have a good one

>>738847742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yycLcbndDU
Disclaimer: i did not know this song lol

>>738848109
FOR NOT KNOWING THAT SONG YOU WERE REALLY GOOD!!!

>>738847988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SqZW9VARoR

'lucien needs to go the fuck to bed'
pls

>>738848145
>w< thanks, thats actually really reassuring


OP is taking a quick break to microwave oatmeal. If the thread 404s i might make another soon.

>>738845214
Say "kaba eats ass"

>>738848183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c3vEomELpy

>>738848257
MUCH APPRECIATED>

>>738848078
You aren't weird.. atleast, not weirder than most of us.
I'll be lurkin'!

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>>738845214
pic related please itll come in handy later

"Rectal foreign bodies have included, among other items: seven light bulbs; a knife sharpener; two flashlights; a wire spring; a snuff box; an oil can with potato stopper; a toy car; eleven different forms of fruits, vegetables and other foodstuffs; a jeweler's saw; a frozen pig's tail; a tin cup; a beer glass; and one patient's remarkable ensemble collection consisting of spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine.[2] There are also cases of alive animals inserted into the rectum: one man in China had an eel in his bowels. The fish died shortly after being extracted."

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>oatmeal get
>>738848605

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gfNYs9jjtv
>>738848256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M1lWdP9Y1n

>>738849082
>oatmeal and cranberry juice

>eating healthy

How do you do it? Thanks

>>738849284
I'm poor and the cranberry juice was on clearance $1.30 for a 6 pack. Kek

>>738849082
You're not from murrica are you

Looks comfy af

>>738849284
Also oatmeal is delicious why wouldn't you want to eat it every morning?

>>738849463
I live in the heart of florida. Haha.

>>738849384
>>738849489
Where did you go to get that juice for a dollar? I fucked up meant to say that I'm surprised to see someone eating healthy, imusually eating bad shit and coffee

>>738849522
My condolences, I know it's supposed to be hot as shit over there. Care to say yummy yummy oatmeal in my tummy

>>738849572
Oh you didn't see the two cups of coffee I had before I made the thread.
My local grocery store has crazy sales when stuff goes on clearance. It's luck I guess.. I bought 6 cases.

>>738849082
>>738848257
Say "Mi piace scopare Iddio"

"Well shit, i lost my will to live"

>>738849643
Nah I didn't definitely can't do two cups unless it's one big cup. It's a fucked up habit to have it every morning or night in some cases

>>738845214
wrtgwrg

>>738849728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHpKUgn6Wr

>>738849768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tMc4kgQIsu

>>738849894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sjcOG8ENp2

>>738849833
Yeah I really need to cut back.. it's a shitty habit to have

>>738850135
At least you're not smoking/vaping

Woah, look at this dude... Ohoho... (laughter) Aaw look at the top of his head! (laugh harder)

>>738850293
Yeaah.. about that..

>>738850293
Trees only though

>>738850307
yes pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyQQc6kB9Zc

>>738850325
>>738850366
welp damn, is it legal in florida yet? Apparently youcan vape it now in washington and its supposed to be the shit

>>738848916
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lBfDah9q7E
Decided to do this one

>>738850307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M3D7YfJF8f

>>738850487
It's not legal recreationally yet and our politicians are trying to fuck over medical too..
But yknow, life uh.. finds a way

say "ethan i love you"

>>738850955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PraEpl06Sh

how do you pronounce anon by the way

>>738851024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eRMXh4Gtyh

>>738850878
We smoking a j or what

That's odd considering Its going to be legal in California soon, you'd think it'd fly in Florida too

So is there a reason why you didn't start an asmr channel, you have the voice for it. That's an easy way to make money...sorta

Say "Anna has a nice butt ok?"

>>738851110
Yknow my mother used to get people telling her that on TeamSpeak and ventrillo back in the day... or that she should do phone sex. Kek. I've never considered it. Is there really money in that?

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>>738845214
Say, "stop embarrassing yourself."

>>738851258
Mom sounds chill, But are we tho too bad you're in Florida

There used to be, but with YouTube cutting ad revenue it's going to be difficult. Most of those asmr cunts have patreon accounts

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>>738851143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fWLfGVzrSH
>>738851383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fWLfGVzrSH
>>738851544
She's an OG. And damn.. I'll at least look into it if I want to make some cash on the side

Bill is fat
dont be like bill

>>738851692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gad1zX34mg

>>738851647
You posted the same link twice.

>>738851647
Give it a shot, you have the voice for it. You can definitely attract people, tried something called moon rocks btw? Know a guy that won't shut up about it

Care if I request something from you? It can be anything you can think of but throw the name Jon in it?

Awesome

I REALLY enjoy the feel of hard cock in my ass.

Daddy long legs sphincter always tastes the sweetest

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>>738845214
Say, "join kek"

op is dead

>>738852855
yeah

>>738852855
Prob shitting that oatmeal

>>738853646
Nah it takes a bit longer than that. I had people over suddenly and had to suddenly not be a hermit

Sorry guys. Ill make another thread tonight! Unexpected company is awful

>>738845214
faget