Virgin Asexual Femanon here. I was wondering, what does a woman

>>736687533
first they show tits with a timestamp, no exceptions

>>736687572
this.

>>736687533
Better just don't.

Doggy style, tits or gtfo

>>736687572
Eat a dick, Jared

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>>736687533
no idea, I'm a virgin

>>736687625
fuck off summer fag

>>736687628
Lol

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>>736687533
Come here and I'll show ya.

>asexual
No such thing. Don't be delusional.

Also, tits or gtfo.

Tits or gtfo

You have to involve food, especially oats and grains.
For example, see how many pieces of dried oatmeal you can shove up his dick.
It's basically the only thing that gets me off anymore.

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>>736687533
Don't do it, asexanon. I'm asexual too, but I'm nearly 50 and when I was growing up, Queer Theory was still in its infancy. That meant I didn't know about asexuality and thought I was just a freak. I spend my adolescence trying to pretend I was just like everyone else, faking my through life. Because my comments about sex were... off, people just assumed I must be an absolutely massive pervert, which helped sell the illusion.

Through my 20s I had a succession of girlfriends to try to hide my completely disinterest in sex. By doing a lot of reading, watching a lot of porn, and using the rest of my body, I was able to avoid having to engage in actual tab-A-into-slot-B penetration, but eventually all my of girlfriends would realize that I was never going to fuck them, and they'd leave me. All of this culminated in one girlfriend who finally yelled at me while I was fingerbanging her, demanding to know why I wouldn't fuck her, and whether I was "really a man," or whether I was "some kind of faggot." It was an ugly, unpleasant experience and I decided after that I was done. I stopped pretending and just told people I was celibate without explaining why.

Eventually I discovered that asexuality was a thing when I was in my 30s, and it was a huge relief to discover I wasn't a freak, and that there were lots of people just like me. I've been very open about my asexuality since then.

Take my advice, asexanon: don't try to make yourself into something you're not. I'm also aromantic, but if you're looking for emotional and physical closeness, there are others out there who would be willing to have a relationship with you on your terms, without sex. You don't need to "satisfy" a sexual by pretending.

>>736687533
Just be as slutty as possible. Some guys might be disgusted but there is 100% a whole lot of guys thatll fuck a rock if it has a hole in it

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>>736687572
>>736687597
>>736687799
You fucking children are ruining /b/. The "tits or GTFO" rule wasn't intended to help neckbearded fedoralords turn /b/ into their private no-gurlz-allowed clubhouse; it was to prevent attention whores from dominating the board just by announcing that they had a vagoo with no pay-off.

>>736688222
>implying that's not what OP is doing

go away white knight faggot

>>736688344
I've been here from the first fucking day, and you idiot children have turned my home into the text version of Habbo Hotel. She asked a legitimate question without trying to get extra attention based on having tits. YOU get the fuck off my MY /b/ until you can order a beer without getting carded.

>>736688502
nice b8, next time try subtlety

>>736688222
No its to get tits for no reason cuz tits.

>>736688169
>implying you can't fuck it and be disgusted simultaneously

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>>736688074
Thank you anon, I think I will listen to your advice as forcing it's been awful amd I can see it's caused you trouble. I'm sorry you went through that experience and I hope you're living a perfectly happy and healthy life now.

>>736687533
They typically roll their hips, causing more movement during penetration. People have different kinks, so you'll have to ask him what he's into, but scratching and hair pulling are pretty big. And unless a guy has some specific kink, the gentians is really the only place to get him off. A lot of times, guy want to do their thing, so a lot of girls go with it and just try to match pace and whatnot. If that answers your questions, dope. If you have anymore, maybe make them a little more specific and ask away

>>736687533
This is officially the most retarded thread ever. Post tits, with timestamp, and then get the fuck out of here. You're not wanted. You're a living breathing waste of skin and bones. What the fuck does asexual even mean? Why ask about sex if you're not interested in it? Die in a fire. Please. Please, I'm begging you to erase yourself from all existence.

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>>736688660
There was a time mouth-breathing subnormals like you would have been mocked right off /b/. The problem is after the alphabet agencies got the vapours from Anonymous, they told m00t to get rid of them or have all his servers seized. Since m00tiekins has the spine of a jellyfish, he kicked everyone with a triple-digit IQ out the door, excising all the healthy tissue and leaving only the cancer. You're the result; too stupid to understand that the racism, sexism, and retardation of the old /b/ was intended as irony.

>>736688721
Genitals*

Yeah, but what the other anon said. Don't fuck just because someone says they want to. That was just advice for an "if"

>>736688721
I heard the nipple is sensitive and gets guys off. Just curious, how do women give good blow jobs?

>>736688754
You're a faggot, dude

no clue what makes shit sexy but I rekkon if you can look at his browser history with an open mind


asexual sexuality is about the fetish

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>>736688222
that is what the anon you are replying to is doing, other anon.

consider image

>>736687533

Make eye contact (missionary or cowgirl)
Be on the pill because condoms and pulling out sucks
Take it up the butt
Swallow if he cums in your mouth
Keep your pussy hairless

>>736688893
Hey pissy pants, McFucking eat a piece of wet shit as it slides gently past my asshole.

>>736688807
Depends on the guy. Some guys it does, but mostly they get weirded out/are insecure, so I wouldn't worry about the nipples. As for a blowjob, a lot of is just thinking about what you're doing. Teeth hurt quite a bit when the hit the head, so that's always a concern. Mostly, use your tongue, as it's usually really soft and easier. Don't go any farther than you think you should, because gagging typically isn't fun for either party. Mostly just sucking, lighter or harder depending on what you thinks work, using your tongue, and eye contact is almost always enjoyed. It may sound weird, but some girls I know have practiced on phallic shaped objects, so you could do that

>>736688074
>asexual
>aromantic
stop deluding yourself, you have hormonal issues.
do you ever get really exited ( kind of like "high") without having to use drugs ?

>>736687533
step 1 is to want to enjoy it
step 2 is asking your partner
step 3 is experimenting
hope you'll get better, frigidanon

>>736688807
>I heard the nipple is sensitive and gets guys off.

No. A guy's nipple is barely different than the skin anywhere else, except the penis. Maybe guys with fat tits have more sensitive nipples, but most don't.

>>736688970
>not dumbly letting the cum spill out in a spell-like manner

>>736688807
>I heard the nipple is sensitive and gets guys off.
mine aren't but some guys are, try giving it a lick and see how he reacts (if he reacts at all)
but really, might as well go for the ear, THAT's nearly always sensitive

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>>736689168
so the fat content changes the surface skin feeling.. intresting

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>>736688789
So if all the intelligent people are gone, and we're all that remains, then why exactly are you here if you're so much better and smarter than we are? Get off your virtual high horse, nigger.

>>736689125
Leave him alone

>>736689125
You and people like you are a large part of the reason why asexuals like myself have had such a hard time in life. Your ignorance is not just annoying, it's harmful to people who have to live with the repercussions. In 2004, a researcher in the UK finally looked at the numbers for the first time and discovered that about 1% of the population is asexual. That's a HUGE number of people, far more than anyone had expencted. We're not freaks, we're not abnormal, and there's nothing fucking wrong with us.

For the record, when I was 13 my family doctor sent me to an endocrinologist because I was worried about my lack of sex drive. There is absolutely nothing wrong with me physically. I don't lack testosterone, I don't have "hormone issues," and I have a perfectly acceptable life without having to fuck anyone.

The idea that not wanting to stick your dick in a hole and pump your hips makes you weird is nothing but cultural prejudice. Your obnoxious attitude is a large part of why most asexuals remain quiet about it.

>>736689293
The ear?

>>736687533
definitely kiss during sex. It's great for both people involved.

>>736689307
I only drop by once a month or so now, just to see how far /b/ has fallen. I keep hoping it'll bottom out, but so far you middle school morons have proven that there's no bottom in Hell.

>>736689394
Lol, yeah, it's sensitive and shit, but they mean biting the ear, so might want to check to make sure they're into biting. Some people aren't

>I'm into it

>>736689372
but can you get hard, at all? don't you feel like you're missing something on a primal level? do you feel like you have any kind of instinct? do you feel hollow?

and it sounds like you're prone to anger issues too, that's not exactly helping your case...

>>736689372
Bless dude. I have better hormones than average people so it pisses me off when people tell me I'm inbalanced. I really appreciate you speaking out for people like us, honest. Thank you, I'm proud of you.

>>736689306

Or guys with fat tits are wired more like women, which both causes them to have fat tits and have more nerve endings going to their fat tits.

>>736689394
aye, the ear!
nibbling, blowing, licking, whispering...

most people nowdays are (over)used to visual stimuli for exitation, so teasing the ears is usually a safe bet.

Talking about how to properly fuck, if asexuality is real, how /b/ used to be better, and all the while there's a throbbing dick ad at the bottom

>I've missed you, /b/, you filthy bastard

>>736689549
Not him but
>but can you get hard, at all?
No, asexuals still have normal sexual functions and just don't see other people as sexual. Asexuals still get wet or boned up all the time.
>don't you feel like you're missing something on a primal level?
Sometimes but then I remember it's just culture to make sex whatever you make if it.
>do you feel like you have any kind of instinct?
Not sure what you ment but I can seduce people when I want to.
>do you feel hollow?
Really? Are you serious right now?

>>736687533
I think I might be asexual also. I force myself to have sex with my boyfriend and the thought of sex disgusts me. Its not him though just the idea of sex with anyone..I thought i was a lesbian at first but nah. Sex just isn't that interesting to me. I wanna be in a relationship but I hate having sex. Weird.

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>>736689549
>you're an abnormal freak!
>so tell me all about your private details

Fuck off.

>implying op isn't a landwhale and just uses the term asexual to divert from the fact that no living male is willing to be caught in her gravitational field.

>>736687533
Shut up. Literally that. There is nothing more to sex than penetration and cumming. Everything else is man made and does not matter

>>736689780
>Sometimes but then I remember it's just culture to make sex whatever you make if it.
hahahahahah keep telling yourself that.
see, you have to realize that we humans are still animals, so we should have basic desires...
fuck, feast, fight... even if society denies us that, it's still buried in our DNA

or maybe... some people are just born to serve other people, they realize their bloodline is too weak to continue and give up on it...
say, do you feel pleasure in being used?

>>736689883
can't a man enjoy his anonymous cryptozoology?

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>>736689863
>i'm a newfag
>i've been here since last winter
XDXD nice reply m8

>>736689857
May test your relationship, but talk about it. I was in a relationship with someone who was sexually abused, and they wanted to not have sex or anything for months just to know that they didn't need it to have a relationship. It's not the same thing, but the point is a healthy relationship shouldn't require sex

>>736689589
It's important to remember that asexuality isn't a curse, it's a blessing. Where others are driven by totally irrational drives they can't control, we choose how we spend our time, money, and emotional energy. I'm convinced that a lot of the prejudice against asexuals is nothing but envy. If they could get rid of their hard-wired sexual psychosis they would.

>>736690036
Science or pseudoscience. Pick

Not asexual dude, just picking a fight

>>736690113
Man, I was pro-ace and everything, but now you just sound like a dick

>>736689857
eh, maybe you just don't feel ready
really, sex is a bit gross for everyone (but we're usually too horny to care, lol), and forcing yourself (especially as a girl) usually leads to pretty bad results.
are you fine with him touching you (genitals or not)? are you fine with touching him (same)?
Have you considered doing things under the shower? Water can usually help make things less dirty

>>736689857
That's not strange at all. I'm aromantic, but there are plenty of asexuals who still enjoy physical and emotional closeness. Ideally you want to find another asexual who shares your desire for closeness. Take it from me that it's just never going to work in the long term with a sexual. They don't get it; they think that eventually you'll "warm up" and that you'll start wanting to fuck them. Eventually they'll get angry and bitter about it, and blame you. I ran across an asexual dating club once; I don't know whether it still exists, but it means there's lots of people out there in the same boat as you, and if you look hard enough you'll find them.

>>736689857
Lgbt has an asexual thread I strongly advise you to ask them about stuff and read though

>>736689125
>>736689549
>>736690036

Damn dude, are you a fucking nigger?Sounds like your whole life is sex centered, your opinion is the one that matter and everything else is weird.
Most of time illiterate kids act so, just saying

>>736690036
I want you in my boi pussy

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>>736687533
Hi! Communicate openly with the person you care about. Personally, I've found that the male-dom and female-sub thing works pretty well. The girl surrenders and allows herself to be used and the guy treats her like a piece of fuck meat and is rough with her. Depends on your kink levels and whatnot. It's different for everyone, but the submissive and "in pain" thing should work. Good luck! :)