Okay /b/, saw this thread a few nights ago and I am starting it again
Let's Play a game, poorly describe a video game and see if people can correctly guess it.
I'll go first:
Ghost dectecive simulator! +how to fight demons
Literally went to hell and back for his girl
Played this game a lot until I took an arrow in the knee, I was yelling to much
Go to hidden cities and save little girls cause fuck it right
dante's inferno?
>>736684419
Second one yes, can you guess the other 3?
>>736684468
skyrim and beyond two souls?
>>736684310
bioshock
>>736684565
Yes and no
>>736684701
Yes
>>736684310
silent hill
Fucking, Ghost Trick?
>>736684823
No,
Bad lighting and mars
>>736684976
No, it's made by Ubisoft I think
Is it Devil May Cry?
>>736685036
No sir
>>736685031
No no anon guess what game I'm talking about
>>736684999
Checked
>kill terrorists
>become terrorists
>learn russian
guess the game
>>736685071
Ohhh, Destiny?
>Pick a color
>Classes are basically the same
>"Go find some stones."
>k
>Go from place to place killing hordes of stuff
>come back to the guy
>"You didn't find all the stones..."
>fek
>Go back to each world hitting every wall you can find
>Still can't find them
>"Fuck it!", ends game there
>>736685123
Mw2
>>736685123
MW2
>>736685123
CYKA BLYAT
>>736685135
No sir
>>736685123
Mondern Warfare 2
>be level 1
>kill monsters
>do quests
>reach max level
>>736685123
Modern warfare 2
>>736685151
Gauntlet
>>736685207
Fuck dude I have no clue
>>736685123
Cunterstrike
>>736685323
>>736684976
Anyone else?
>>736684310
Darkness?
Accidental suicide bomber gains powers.
Whats the game?
>>736684310
First has to be Murdered: Soul Suspect. So pissed I bought that game
>>736685408
Fuck... dude has electric powers and shit can't remember name tho
>>736685408
Super Monkey Ball
>>736685408
Infamous
>>736685441
Yes sir
>>736685516
Ding that was the name
>>736685516
Yes
>>736685555
Also checkem
>>736685266
>>736685222
>>736685181
>>736685176
it was CS:GO
I can't believe no one got bad lighting and mars.
>wake up
>stick
>could end game as soon as you start it
>>736685701
Minecraft
>>736685267
Too easy, you got me.
>Your kinda like a god
>Conquer lands
>Let little beings do your bidding
>Your actions have little to no effect
>Find some bitch
>Save her
>"I'm your bitch now"
>Cool
>Get some powers
>Oppose some Elves
>Kill a wizard
>>736685793
Overlord
>>736685247
Any elder scrolls game?
You play as a mailman looking for a chip
>>736685781
Nope
>>736685837
Same anon that said gauntlet btw
>be prince
>go to island
>datass.jpg
>nemesis stalking you
>bang empress
>kill nemesis
>tobecontinued.mp3
>>736685860
Fallout New Vegas
>>736685896
LoZ BotW
>Always running
>Not enough materials to see anything
>Monsters around every corner that kill you in two hits
>Cabinets are good friends
>Your thoughts are always "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck."
>>736685856
WRONG. FUCKING NOOB
>>736685986
nope
>>736686040
TBH I read mostly island and ass
>>736685837
Bingo.
>Be a metal dude
>Have a cool friend whose in your head
>Kill things
>Shit, friend's dead
>>736686095
where the fuck is there an island where you fuck an empress in BOTW?
>>736686112
Cmon its Halo
>>736686142
Isn't the whole thing a fucking island?
>>736686170
have you played the game m8
>>736686143
I'm shit at describing games poorly
>Dudes in metal suits chase you around
>Bitch slap some girls
>Kill your false friend
>>go to future
>>underwatee
>>gf is woman on a phone
>>gotta get miniature zoo
>>gf dies and u alone
>Wake up after long fucking time
>Ope, everyone's dead
>Meet a good friend that tries to kill you
>Just kidding, friend puts you in a box
>Friend only lets you continue when you think outside the box
>>736685994
Outlast 2 lel
>>736686291
Ok that's poorly described
>>736686341
portal2?
>can't think what to write
>go to island
>ohshitthoughttoomuch.jpg
>wife gone
>torch is best friend
>spaceman helps you
>gets wife back
>can think what to write now!
>>736686291
Got another.
>Your a war hero
>Enemies come from the ground
>Tear them apart with a gun
>Destory their base and kill all of them
>Jk, they come back, and some them become giga monsters later on
>>736686626
Pikman?
>>736686719
Gears of war
>Gets on a ship to go to another ship
>Flies to close to other ship and crashes into it
>Watch your entire team get mauled while looking for people
>Best weapon is a gun that throws vertical knives
>
>>736686350
Close, but no cigar.
>>736686859
Dead space?
>>736686777
Yup
> Wake up in dungeon
>Gets to leave
>Become a hero
>>736686921
Oblivion
>>736686888
Silent hill 1 or 2
>>736686291
Just gonna add on to this
>Dudes in metal suits chase you around
>Bitch slap some littles girls to get drug money
>FOOOOORE!
>Kill your false friend
>>736686919
Yep. Next.
>On bus in Butt-Fuck Nowhere
>Gets random call in eyes from a hot babe
>Kill everything on the Planet
>Finds out the thing you looking for is in another castle, that's not guarded by world enders
>>736686770
No no, guess again
>>736686425
Yuperuino.
>>736687154
SMB?
>>736687154
Borderlands
>>736687054
You were closer with Outlast
>>736687235
Yep.
no one seems to notice you're a cephalopod...except the chef
>>736687232
Nope.
>>736684310
Shut up newfag!
Shut up newfag2!
Shut up newfag: Shoving Lobsters Up OPs Bungus!
Did i win??????
>>736687138
bioshock
Doom 2?
>Your on a trip
>Get stopped by niggers
>Kidnapped
>Do some missions
>Turns out you have diabetes and to get a restock of epipens once in awhile
This thread is shit
you are all shit
useless cephalopods
>green clothes
>sword
>fairy's
>gotta save world, from same guy, again
>your name is the legend of zelda
>you play an ocarina of time
>mickey
>goofy
>final fantasy
>>736687418
Farcry 3?
>>736687481
Super Monkey Ball
>be you
>wake up
>use the comp til its bed time
anyone that gets this gets nudes of my 19 yo sister.
>>736687481
Kingdom of Hearts
>>736687481
Kingdom Shart.
>>736687495
Too be honest, that's closes enough. It was Farcry 2.
>Burn shit
>Burn more shit
>All you do is burn shit
Ok got some:
>Fuck this Comcast guy, or whatever his name is
>Hope you like RNG and Some parts of A big city
>Kill demons, Kill hell, up the difficulty, start over
Here's a twist, guess the game company
>give us money because micro transactions
>>736687475
Doom 3.
>>736685247
wow
>>736687581
A game called "Life of a Neckbeard"
>>736687666
wrong, fucking retard
>>736687392
No Doom 3 fucking pleb.
>you are ultimate evil
>you control a hoard
>you're supposed to spread evil everywhere but you're too busy collecting hats for your hoard
>be magic dude
>train monsters
>cant control monsters in fight
>literally every monster is shit
>story is shit
>mentor betrays you
>endboss fucking ridiculous due to attacks nobody else can perform in this game
>sidequest/challenges stupidly boring and unfair
>search endless time for flowers to combine shit to breed perfect shitty monster
>yay its golden
>collect statues of shitty characters
>dude man, this sequal really sucks balls!
>
>>736687641
Dunk Souls
Steam
>>736687755
No and no, steam would work but not who I'm looking for...
>>736687735
I want to say ff7 but that sequel didn't suck.
>touch little girls
>touch little girls
>steal money
>touch little girls
>win.
>crash land on some planet
>start a colony
>randy is an asshole
>fuck this, i miss my dorfs
bonus points for anyone who can name the game dorfs are from
>White dude
>Nasty old white dude
>Young nigger
wake up, have to make holes in walls to get out
>>736687581
Watchdogs
>>736687716
no u
>>736687598
>>736687620
yes
>go to mansion
>shit full of puzzles
>zombies
>black glasses betrays you
>kill zombie boss
>gg
>>736687720
Diablo.
>basically the illegitimate love child of gran turismo and twisted metal
>everything else is a pun
>>736687864
GTA V
>>736687901
nope
>>736687848
Abes Oddysey.
>>736687828
its not a FF-title (those are great)
>>736687934
nope
>>736687848
Pikman while Uncle Randy watches.
>>736687934
good game though
>>736687883
Call of Doody.
>>736685701
Far cry 4?
You get shot. You're mad about it.
>>736687883
Resident Evil
>Which wire do I cut?
The red wire
>The blue?
The red
>Alright, the blue one
Kills an entire Iraqi family
>>736687878
Dont make me.
>that 2D game that's not Alien but tried to be
>>736684976 new doom
>>736687957
nope, and how did you know about uncle randy?
>>736687902
burnout
>>736684310
Murdered: Soul Suspect
Diablo?
Skyrim, obviously.
Bioshock
>>736687902
Crazy Taxi
>>736687984
Metroid?
>>736687964
Life?
>>736688003
Answered these a while back but fuck it
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
>>736687972
yes
>>736688030
good boy
>>736687325
Octodad
>trying to sleep
>fucking party house next door
>that's it
>murder everyone
>go on an adventure
>murder, murder, murder
>>736685247
Diablo
>>736688082
yes
>Your the only survivors
>"We need you, come to us!"
>Kill things sprinting at you
>Other things do other attacks
>Turns out they don't need you
>wake up
>no memory
>simple but vague direction of what you're supposed to do
>have to go to the focal point of the environment
>make friends and enemies along the way
>environment is dilapidated from many years of disuse
>heavy modding scene
>>736686626
Alan Wake
>>736685896
pop ww
>>736688112
jesus christ, you're fucking stupid as fuck
>>736684976
Red faction?
>>736688104
That StickDeath game
>>736688104
Party hard
>>736685994
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
>>736687735
Jade Cocoon 2
Got a good one:
>brother lies
>in space
>everything you know is fake
>monsters
>you're weak
>>736688138
The Witness?
>>736685994
Alien: Isolation
>be cave child
>rape pigs
>find dog and gf
>eat dinner with monkey
>Be bald
>Be really pissed
>Be brutal
>>736688193
not sure what you mean, did you mean this?
>>736688217
cause this anon is right
>>736688270
Nope.
>>736688289
Max Payne 3
>>736688318
Nein
>Gets a message from homeboy
"Yo, clean up the hall ways here"
>Goes there
>Has a big party with guns and corpses
>>736688219
Bingo.
>>736688289
My Stepdad Adventures 2: When I Spill the Milk
>drive
>be 1st
>badluck
>lost
>>736688272
Nope. Amnesia
>>736688289
God of war 1234
>>736688358
Miami hotline
>>736688389
Nope
>be a cute trap
>be on some sort of marine platform
>shoot terrorists
>>736688414
YESS!!!
>>736688402
Spaghetti Bender Kart
>>736688358
Hotline miami
>>736688436
yep
Kept you waiting, huh?
>>736688415
Yep.
>>736688441
Yep.
>>736688138
Addendum:
>ridiculous amount of sidequests and missions
>will end up killing enough degenerate raiders/bandits/whatevers to fill a small mass grave
>Male version of Lara Croft
>>736688504
MGSV The Phantom Fiddle
>>736688555
Uncharted.
>join a tourney
>Break a guy's leg
>Stands back up
>Wtf
>wake up
> Holy fuck monsters at every turn
> Weapon's a different weapon.
>>736688555
LE NATHAN DRAKEEEEE
>kids gotta do everything
>old man just sits on his ass and recounts the story
>>736687735
Dungeon keeper?
>>736688033
Nope. You kill your ex
>You're a nigger
>You do nigger stuff
>Can get fucking ripped or 400 LBS
>>736688664
GTASanAn. They said describe it poorly.
>>736688664
GTA San andreas
>>736688664
GTA SAN ANDREAS
>>736688664
you're not even trying
>>736688428
no one to guess my favorite game? you guys are losers
>>736688546
Fallout
>>736688587
FF X
>>736688620
Every RPG ever
>>736688763
talking a bout a specific one though, here's a hint, collect all the liquor
>>736688763
>Fallout
Nope
>>736688664
B E S T G T A
>You're a bug killing rat
>Buddies in jail
>Hot elf bitch gives you upgrades
>>736688428
Mgs2
>>736688138
skyrim, oblivion,
>>736688841
Nope.
>>736688583
Hint:
>The plot is barely existent, or not even there
>>736688763
Nyet to FF X
another one:
>you die in the chronological sequel
>you're a nigger
>>736688753
tits or gtfo
>>736688389
>>736688418
>kek
>dontthinkyougotthejoke.jpeg
>>736688816
Daxter? Is that how you spell it
>>736688857
MK?
>>736688921
Fucking hell, m8.
Right over my head.
>>736688932
Yep
a third one:
>smash cockheads
>obtain drugs and money
>kill dragon and his children
>>736687964
Fallout New Vegas
>>736688967
Yeye. Last one
>Jumps from a building
>Stab a guy in the neck
>Somehow avoiding fall damage
>>736689063
True Crime
>Two swordsmen duel for the right to kill themselves.
>>736689132
nope
>>736689117
probably those faggot Assasin Creed games?
>>736688932
loved that game
>>736687964
GTA III
>get a ship from your aunt and some sort of metal thing
>oh shit, metal thing can talk
>fight the evil ayy lmaos
>goodbye talking metal thing
>awesome fucking soundtrack
This is you buying the game
>Gets game to have fun with friends
>Friend has better luck and lands on good spots
>Ends friendship
>>736689177
only one i liked was black flag, because a pirates life for me
>>736689117
Lol jk, too easy. Here's another.
>Coming back from a trip
>Everything goes to hell real fast
>Now you're a killing machine
>>736689224
Monopoly?
>>736689224
Risk or Monopoly... I saw a fucking fist fight from Risk, two brothers I knew. Maximum kek
>you're a nigger
>your mom's dead
>befriend a beaner
>kill nigger ex friend and nigger cop
Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it.
>>736689279
Prototype 2
>>736689308
GTA san andreas
>>736689308
GTA: War for the planet of the Apes
>>736689328
Nope, but damn does that fit perfectly.
a fourth one:
>vote to kill baddies before they kill you at night
>>736689280
>>736689282
Well played. I never finished a Monopoly game.
The people I played always flipped the broad nearing the end.
>>736689358
Yep
>>736689387
Town of Salem
>>736689462
yes
>Edgy dude in trenchcoat
>you buddy fucks you over
>You kinda become his friend again
>Tries to fuck you over again
>Kill his elderly boss
>Kill a gangleader
Worst waste of money
Alright faggots, I'll start. Lets see who's not underage here.
>gimme something to shoot
>I do this for Aiur
>in the pipe, five by five
>>736689538
watch dogs
>die 900x a second
>splat splat
>masks
>>736689573
Starcraft?
>>736684310
Your genetically retarded descendants come to stop you from having eternal life.
>>736689597
HOTLINE MIAMI, DONE 3 TIMES ALREADY FUCKFACE
>>736689573
starcraft, remember gui montag?
>>736689617
>>736689629
correct
>microchips
>catchy music
>boots
>keys
>windows 3
>You and brother are soldiers
>Have remote controlled dog
>Dad gets killed by a faggot in a bandanna
>you get tortured
>Aliens show up
>>736689745
chips challenge?
>>736689779
ayyyyyyyyyyyy yes
a fifth one:
>gamble with other video game characters
>>736689832
fuck i remember playing that when i was a kid
>>736689864
Iktf, Iktf.
>>736689832
it's 49 cents on steam, gonna get it now
>>736689279
Hint:
>Rats
>>736689938
DISHONORED
Am Prototype guy
>>736686320
Uhh, soma?
>floating head
>spit Flem
>scroll right
>Lemme strap a machine gun on my ice cream truck.
Easy mode
>Crazy person beats other crazy people into submission
Medium mode
>asian Parkour
Still medium
>Be asshole
>Die
>Wake up
>kill everyone
HardMode
>>736689955
Dingdangdoodely, you got it.
Aight, I'm outta here.
>>736690331
twisted metal?
>>736690331
>Twisted Metal
>Mortal Kombat
>Mirrors edge
>Painkiller or Dantes Inferno? or Devilmaycry?
a seventh one:
>spin fast
>eat fruit
>collect sparkly rocks
>wear a talking mask sometimes
>>736690486
Crash Bandicooch
>>736690486
crash bandicoot
>>736690460
Twisted metal
No
Mirror's edge
no
>>736689860
Poker night at the inventory
>>736690978
yes
>>736689210
Hot damn. You got it
>>736688587
>wake up
> Holy fuck monsters at every turn
> Weapon's a different weapon
Come on guys this is easy
>>736689210
Let's try another. Youre mad, you shoot yourself.
>>736691072
>greentext shitty game
>plz respond guys
>plz respond
>plz
Easy mode, come on boys.
an eighth one:
>swing fuckers around until they explode into energy orbs
>save your friends in the resistance
>kill some guy that rules over all the smaller guys you swing around
>You'll be one of them, sooner or later.
>>736691298
/b/
>>736684310
>Okay /b/, saw this thread a few nights ago and I am starting it again
Newfag
>wake up in a cell
>kill demons,undead,dragons...
>repeat