Okay /b/, saw this thread a few nights ago and I am starting

dante's inferno?

>>736684419
Second one yes, can you guess the other 3?

>>736684468
skyrim and beyond two souls?

>>736684310
bioshock

>>736684565
Yes and no

>>736684701
Yes

>>736684310
silent hill

Fucking, Ghost Trick?

>>736684790
No

>>736684823
No,

Bad lighting and mars

>>736684976
No, it's made by Ubisoft I think

Is it Devil May Cry?

>>736685036
No sir

>>736685031
No no anon guess what game I'm talking about

>>736684999
Checked

>kill terrorists
>become terrorists
>learn russian
guess the game

>>736685071
Ohhh, Destiny?

>Pick a color
>Classes are basically the same
>"Go find some stones."
>k
>Go from place to place killing hordes of stuff
>come back to the guy
>"You didn't find all the stones..."
>fek
>Go back to each world hitting every wall you can find
>Still can't find them
>"Fuck it!", ends game there

>>736685123
Mw2

>>736685123
MW2

>>736685123
CYKA BLYAT

>>736685135
No sir

>>736685123
Mondern Warfare 2

>>736685176
>>736685181
nope

>be level 1
>kill monsters
>do quests
>reach max level

>>736685123
Modern warfare 2

>>736685151
Gauntlet

>>736685207
Fuck dude I have no clue

>>736685123
Cunterstrike

>>736685323
>>736684976
Anyone else?

>>736684310
Darkness?

Accidental suicide bomber gains powers.

Whats the game?

>>736684310
First has to be Murdered: Soul Suspect. So pissed I bought that game

>>736685408
Fuck... dude has electric powers and shit can't remember name tho

>>736685408
Super Monkey Ball

>>736685397
No

>>736685408
Infamous

>>736685441
Yes sir

>>736685516
Ding that was the name

>>736685516
Yes

>>736685555
Also checkem

>>736685266
>>736685222
>>736685181
>>736685176
it was CS:GO

>>736685123
cs

I can't believe no one got bad lighting and mars.

>wake up
>stick
>could end game as soon as you start it

>>736685701
Minecraft

>>736685267
Too easy, you got me.
>Your kinda like a god
>Conquer lands
>Let little beings do your bidding
>Your actions have little to no effect
>Find some bitch
>Save her
>"I'm your bitch now"
>Cool
>Get some powers
>Oppose some Elves
>Kill a wizard

>>736685793
Overlord

>>736685247
Any elder scrolls game?

You play as a mailman looking for a chip

>>736685781
Nope

>>736685837
Same anon that said gauntlet btw

>be prince
>go to island
>datass.jpg
>nemesis stalking you
>bang empress
>kill nemesis
>tobecontinued.mp3

>>736685860
Fallout New Vegas

>>736685896
LoZ BotW

>Always running
>Not enough materials to see anything
>Monsters around every corner that kill you in two hits
>Cabinets are good friends
>Your thoughts are always "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck."

>>736685856
WRONG. FUCKING NOOB

>>736685986
nope

>>736686040
TBH I read mostly island and ass

>>736685837
Bingo.
>Be a metal dude
>Have a cool friend whose in your head
>Kill things
>Shit, friend's dead

>>736686095
where the fuck is there an island where you fuck an empress in BOTW?

>>736686112
Cmon its Halo

>>736686142
Isn't the whole thing a fucking island?

>>736686170
have you played the game m8

>>736686244
No

>>736686143
I'm shit at describing games poorly
>Dudes in metal suits chase you around
>Bitch slap some girls
>Kill your false friend

>>go to future
>>underwatee
>>gf is woman on a phone
>>gotta get miniature zoo
>>gf dies and u alone

>Wake up after long fucking time
>Ope, everyone's dead
>Meet a good friend that tries to kill you
>Just kidding, friend puts you in a box
>Friend only lets you continue when you think outside the box

>>736685994
Outlast 2 lel

>>736686291
Ok that's poorly described

>>736686341
portal2?

>can't think what to write
>go to island
>ohshitthoughttoomuch.jpg
>wife gone
>torch is best friend
>spaceman helps you
>gets wife back
>can think what to write now!

>>736686291
Got another.
>Your a war hero
>Enemies come from the ground
>Tear them apart with a gun
>Destory their base and kill all of them
>Jk, they come back, and some them become giga monsters later on

>>736686626
Pikman?

>>736686719
Gears of war

>Gets on a ship to go to another ship
>Flies to close to other ship and crashes into it
>Watch your entire team get mauled while looking for people
>Best weapon is a gun that throws vertical knives
>

>>736686350
Close, but no cigar.

>>736686859
Dead space?

>>736686777
Yup
> Wake up in dungeon
>Gets to leave
>Become a hero

>>736686921
Oblivion

>>736686888
Silent hill 1 or 2

>>736686291
Just gonna add on to this
>Dudes in metal suits chase you around
>Bitch slap some littles girls to get drug money
>FOOOOORE!
>Kill your false friend

>>736686919
Yep. Next.
>On bus in Butt-Fuck Nowhere
>Gets random call in eyes from a hot babe
>Kill everything on the Planet
>Finds out the thing you looking for is in another castle, that's not guarded by world enders

>>736686770
No no, guess again

>>736686425
Yuperuino.

>>736686961
Ye

>>736687154
SMB?

>>736687154
Borderlands

>>736687054
You were closer with Outlast

>>736687235
Yep.

no one seems to notice you're a cephalopod...except the chef

>>736687232
Nope.

>>736684310
Shut up newfag!

Shut up newfag2!

Shut up newfag: Shoving Lobsters Up OPs Bungus!

Did i win??????

>>736687138
bioshock

Doom 2?

>Your on a trip
>Get stopped by niggers
>Kidnapped
>Do some missions
>Turns out you have diabetes and to get a restock of epipens once in awhile

This thread is shit
you are all shit
useless cephalopods

>>736687360
Ye

>green clothes
>sword
>fairy's
>gotta save world, from same guy, again
>your name is the legend of zelda
>you play an ocarina of time

>mickey
>goofy
>final fantasy

>>736687418
Farcry 3?

>>736687481
Super Monkey Ball

>be you
>wake up
>use the comp til its bed time
anyone that gets this gets nudes of my 19 yo sister.

>>736687481
Kingdom of Hearts

>>736687481
Kingdom Shart.

>>736687495
Too be honest, that's closes enough. It was Farcry 2.
>Burn shit
>Burn more shit
>All you do is burn shit

Ok got some:

>Fuck this Comcast guy, or whatever his name is

>Hope you like RNG and Some parts of A big city

>Kill demons, Kill hell, up the difficulty, start over

Here's a twist, guess the game company

>give us money because micro transactions

>>736687475
Doom 3.

>>736685247
wow

>>736687581
A game called "Life of a Neckbeard"

>>736687666
wrong, fucking retard

>>736687392
No Doom 3 fucking pleb.

>you are ultimate evil
>you control a hoard
>you're supposed to spread evil everywhere but you're too busy collecting hats for your hoard

>be magic dude
>train monsters
>cant control monsters in fight
>literally every monster is shit
>story is shit
>mentor betrays you
>endboss fucking ridiculous due to attacks nobody else can perform in this game
>sidequest/challenges stupidly boring and unfair
>search endless time for flowers to combine shit to breed perfect shitty monster
>yay its golden
>collect statues of shitty characters
>dude man, this sequal really sucks balls!
>

>>736687641
Dunk Souls
Steam

>>736687755
No and no, steam would work but not who I'm looking for...

>>736687735
I want to say ff7 but that sequel didn't suck.

>touch little girls
>touch little girls
>steal money
>touch little girls
>win.

>crash land on some planet
>start a colony
>randy is an asshole
>fuck this, i miss my dorfs

bonus points for anyone who can name the game dorfs are from

>White dude
>Nasty old white dude
>Young nigger

wake up, have to make holes in walls to get out

>>736687581
Watchdogs

>>736687716
no u

>>736687598
>>736687620
yes

>go to mansion
>shit full of puzzles
>zombies
>black glasses betrays you
>kill zombie boss
>gg

>>736687720
Diablo.

>basically the illegitimate love child of gran turismo and twisted metal
>everything else is a pun

>>736687864
GTA V

>>736687901
nope

>>736687848
Abes Oddysey.

>>736687828

its not a FF-title (those are great)

>>736687934
nope

>>736687848
Pikman while Uncle Randy watches.

>>736687934
good game though

>>736687883
Call of Doody.

>>736685701
Far cry 4?

You get shot. You're mad about it.

>>736687883
Resident Evil

>Which wire do I cut?
The red wire
>The blue?
The red
>Alright, the blue one
Kills an entire Iraqi family

>>736687878
Dont make me.

>that 2D game that's not Alien but tried to be

>>736684976 new doom

>>736687957
nope, and how did you know about uncle randy?

>>736687902
burnout

>>736684310
Murdered: Soul Suspect

Diablo?

Skyrim, obviously.

Bioshock

>>736687902
Crazy Taxi

>>736687993
>>736688006

nope

>>736687984
Metroid?

>>736687964
Life?

>>736688003
Answered these a while back but fuck it

Yes
No
Yes
Yes

>>736687972
yes

>>736688030
good boy

>>736687325
Octodad

>trying to sleep
>fucking party house next door
>that's it
>murder everyone
>go on an adventure
>murder, murder, murder

>>736685247
Diablo

>>736688082
yes

>Your the only survivors
>"We need you, come to us!"
>Kill things sprinting at you
>Other things do other attacks
>Turns out they don't need you

>wake up
>no memory
>simple but vague direction of what you're supposed to do
>have to go to the focal point of the environment
>make friends and enemies along the way
>environment is dilapidated from many years of disuse
>heavy modding scene

>>736686626
Alan Wake

>>736685896
pop ww

>>736688112
jesus christ, you're fucking stupid as fuck

>>736684976
Red faction?

>>736688104
That StickDeath game

>>736688104
Party hard

>>736685994
Amnesia: The Dark Descent

>>736687735

Jade Cocoon 2

Got a good one:
>brother lies
>in space
>everything you know is fake
>monsters
>you're weak

>>736688138
The Witness?

>>736685994
Alien: Isolation

>be cave child
>rape pigs
>find dog and gf
>eat dinner with monkey

>Be bald
>Be really pissed
>Be brutal

>>736688193
not sure what you mean, did you mean this?
>>736688217
cause this anon is right

>>736688270
Nope.

>>736688289
Max Payne 3

>>736688318
Nein

>Gets a message from homeboy
"Yo, clean up the hall ways here"
>Goes there
>Has a big party with guns and corpses

>>736688219
Bingo.

>>736688289
My Stepdad Adventures 2: When I Spill the Milk

>drive
>be 1st
>badluck
>lost

>>736688272
Nope. Amnesia

>>736688289
God of war 1234

>>736688358
Miami hotline

>>736688389
Nope

>be a cute trap
>be on some sort of marine platform
>shoot terrorists

>>736688414
YESS!!!

>>736688402
Spaghetti Bender Kart

>>736688358

Hotline miami

>>736688436

yep

Kept you waiting, huh?

>>736688415
Yep.

>>736688441
Yep.

>>736688138
Addendum:
>ridiculous amount of sidequests and missions
>will end up killing enough degenerate raiders/bandits/whatevers to fill a small mass grave

>Male version of Lara Croft

>>736688504
MGSV The Phantom Fiddle

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>>736688555
Uncharted.

>join a tourney
>Break a guy's leg
>Stands back up
>Wtf

>wake up
> Holy fuck monsters at every turn
> Weapon's a different weapon.

>>736688555
LE NATHAN DRAKEEEEE

>kids gotta do everything
>old man just sits on his ass and recounts the story

>>736687735
Dungeon keeper?

>>736688033
Nope. You kill your ex

>You're a nigger
>You do nigger stuff
>Can get fucking ripped or 400 LBS

>>736688664
GTASanAn. They said describe it poorly.

>>736688664
GTA San andreas

>>736688664
GTA SAN ANDREAS

>>736688664
you're not even trying

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>>736688428
no one to guess my favorite game? you guys are losers

>>736688546
Fallout
>>736688587
FF X
>>736688620
Every RPG ever

>>736688763
talking a bout a specific one though, here's a hint, collect all the liquor

>>736688763
>Fallout
Nope

>>736688664
B E S T G T A

>You're a bug killing rat
>Buddies in jail
>Hot elf bitch gives you upgrades

>>736688428
Mgs2

>>736688138
skyrim, oblivion,

>>736688841
Nope.

>>736688583
Hint:
>The plot is barely existent, or not even there

>>736688763

Nyet to FF X

another one:
>you die in the chronological sequel
>you're a nigger

>>736688753
tits or gtfo

>>736688389
>>736688418
>kek
>dontthinkyougotthejoke.jpeg

>>736688816
Daxter? Is that how you spell it

>>736688857
MK?

>>736688921
Fucking hell, m8.
Right over my head.

>>736688932
Yep

a third one:
>smash cockheads
>obtain drugs and money
>kill dragon and his children

>>736687964
Fallout New Vegas

>>736688967
Yeye. Last one
>Jumps from a building
>Stab a guy in the neck
>Somehow avoiding fall damage

>>736689063
True Crime

>Two swordsmen duel for the right to kill themselves.

>>736689132
nope

>>736689117
probably those faggot Assasin Creed games?

>>736688932
loved that game

>>736687964
GTA III

>get a ship from your aunt and some sort of metal thing
>oh shit, metal thing can talk
>fight the evil ayy lmaos
>goodbye talking metal thing
>awesome fucking soundtrack

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>>736689133
/b/

This is you buying the game
>Gets game to have fun with friends
>Friend has better luck and lands on good spots
>Ends friendship

>>736689177
only one i liked was black flag, because a pirates life for me

>>736689117
Lol jk, too easy. Here's another.
>Coming back from a trip
>Everything goes to hell real fast
>Now you're a killing machine

>>736689224
Monopoly?

>>736689224
Risk or Monopoly... I saw a fucking fist fight from Risk, two brothers I knew. Maximum kek

>you're a nigger
>your mom's dead
>befriend a beaner
>kill nigger ex friend and nigger cop

Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it.

>>736689177
Ye

>>736689279
Prototype 2

>>736689308
GTA san andreas

>>736689308
GTA: War for the planet of the Apes

>>736689328
Nope, but damn does that fit perfectly.

a fourth one:
>vote to kill baddies before they kill you at night

>>736689280
>>736689282
Well played. I never finished a Monopoly game.
The people I played always flipped the broad nearing the end.

>>736689358
Yep

>>736689387
Town of Salem

>>736689462
yes

>Edgy dude in trenchcoat
>you buddy fucks you over
>You kinda become his friend again
>Tries to fuck you over again
>Kill his elderly boss
>Kill a gangleader
Worst waste of money

Alright faggots, I'll start. Lets see who's not underage here.

>gimme something to shoot
>I do this for Aiur
>in the pipe, five by five

>>736689538
watch dogs

>die 900x a second
>splat splat
>masks

>>736689573
Starcraft?

>>736684310
Your genetically retarded descendants come to stop you from having eternal life.

>>736689597
HOTLINE MIAMI, DONE 3 TIMES ALREADY FUCKFACE

>>736689573
starcraft, remember gui montag?

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>>736689617
>>736689629
correct

>microchips
>catchy music
>boots
>keys
>windows 3

>You and brother are soldiers
>Have remote controlled dog
>Dad gets killed by a faggot in a bandanna
>you get tortured
>Aliens show up

>>736689745
chips challenge?

>>736689779
ayyyyyyyyyyyy yes

a fifth one:
>gamble with other video game characters

>>736689832
fuck i remember playing that when i was a kid

>>736689864
Iktf, Iktf.

>>736689832
it's 49 cents on steam, gonna get it now

>>736689279
Hint:
>Rats

>>736689938
DISHONORED
Am Prototype guy

>>736686320
Uhh, soma?

>floating head
>spit Flem
>scroll right

>Lemme strap a machine gun on my ice cream truck.
Easy mode
>Crazy person beats other crazy people into submission
Medium mode
>asian Parkour
Still medium
>Be asshole
>Die
>Wake up
>kill everyone
HardMode

>>736689955
Dingdangdoodely, you got it.
Aight, I'm outta here.

>>736690331
twisted metal?

>>736690331
>Twisted Metal

>Mortal Kombat

>Mirrors edge

>Painkiller or Dantes Inferno? or Devilmaycry?

a seventh one:
>spin fast
>eat fruit
>collect sparkly rocks
>wear a talking mask sometimes

>>736690486
Crash Bandicooch

>>736690486
crash bandicoot

>>736690460
Twisted metal
No
Mirror's edge
no

>>736689860
Poker night at the inventory

>>736690978
yes

>>736689210
Hot damn. You got it

>>736688587
>wake up
> Holy fuck monsters at every turn
> Weapon's a different weapon

Come on guys this is easy

>>736689210
Let's try another. Youre mad, you shoot yourself.

>>736691072
>greentext shitty game
>plz respond guys
>plz respond
>plz

Easy mode, come on boys.

an eighth one:
>swing fuckers around until they explode into energy orbs
>save your friends in the resistance
>kill some guy that rules over all the smaller guys you swing around

>You'll be one of them, sooner or later.

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>>736691298
/b/

>>736684310
>Okay /b/, saw this thread a few nights ago and I am starting it again
Newfag

>wake up in a cell
>kill demons,undead,dragons...
>repeat