you don't countersignal Lauren Southern on my board motherfucker unless your complaint is about how she isn't 14/88 enough.
You are out numbered here, for Chinman is a spirit animal.
This whore... she's pretty, but damn, is she the most pretentious bitch on youtube. I'd punch her face if I didn't want to fuck it instead. Conflict man...
>implying china and Israel are the only places on planet with sun right now
wut, the sun is out. Are you okay little boy?
This. Although she is Jewish ;/
Anon made his sister do this the other night. It was a good night
Do you have catfishman by any chance anon?
Whenever I see Youtube screenshot memes, the retarded changes made to the views likes/dislikes and subscriber count make me wince
Yeah but it's a damn good read. Thanks for chinman at least
Oh boy YLYL!
Severe microcephaly to the point of being pretty much brain dead. They literally have no awareness or thought, they are just living flesh lumps.
Look up "Hartley Hooligans" if you wanna scare/depress yourself. The creepiest thing is when they cry because it just comes outta nowhere and stops just as quickly. Literally just a random synapse firing then stopping, no real emotion or thought.
Wait until you see what she did to these guys
im not the guy you are replying to, and i agree that this story has been around, but ill have to assert that its not funny. like at all.
SCHOOOOOLS OUT ALL SUMMER
and this shitty thread is the proof
BACK IN OCTOBER
Reporter live from Antwerp, what's up in this website?
You know what, I hate to come off as an agefag but this seriously dates you as a newfag.
I was there when this was posted. It was OC, it was funny, and here it is still posted many years later. Do tell us all of the OC you have created? Raids led? Contributions?
It is the personification of what /b/ was, and it is not meant to be gestated like a standup comedy.
Jesus. I did that. The only time I've seen something similar was when I worked at the kids hospital.
Had to sort out the epilepsy monitoring unit by hooking the biomedical systems into the av camera and having it output in real time on an observation deck.
Some kid spiked and I remarked at how sharp it was. The doctor monitoring said the kid had a grand mal seisure and showed me the brainwave pattern.
Don't remember much about it but I remember the kids eyes.
Fuck. These things are essentially feedback devices. They don't experience. They just receive input and produced garbled output. Just look at her eyes in the first video on their site.
I also think the mum is a bitch because it sounds like she's taunting the poor meat husk into producing what she feels is crying. Or a reaction which she can desperately try and pin coherence or intelligent reaction to.
The son is also totally gonna be a rapist in the future. Or some type of sexual murderer.
What a madman!
Lauren ASouthern is based as fuck, and OP got nothing on her.
Are you the same Shaun & Jen sucking Basementdweller that posts the "Sargon beats his Kid" cringe?
Can someone even kill what had no life to begin with?
The ((GODS)) come out to play at night, because all the ((SLAVES)) have to work from 9-5 tomorrow. Fix'd for you wagecuck. Go swallow some of your wife's bull boyfriend's cum out of her vagina.
She aint no fukin youtuber you sand nigger, take your propaganda somewhere else.
>be in grade 12
>wrestling tournament at another school
>two lose elimination tournament
>already lost one match
>my next opponent only has one leg
>his whole school is cheering him on
>everyone shouting encouragement
>his coach is shouting louder than everyone combined
>coach is going red in the face because of how loud
>"can do it!"
>"kick his ass!"
>"show him what it's like to have one leg"
>everyone clapping and wooing as he hops to the center of the ring
>I immediately drop my level and grab his only ankle
>pull it towards me
>he falls backwards
>I quickly jump ontop
>ref blows the the whistle
>match is over
>everyone staring at me like I'm some kind of monster
>his coach won't even shake my hand
>(after each match you're supposed to shake the coaches hand as a sportsmanship thing)
I hate this kind of shit. I had to play tennis against a dude with no knee or some shit. I just hit it straight back at him and he kept missing so he stormed off. Afterwards a teacher took me aside and told be I was being "unsportmanlike"
have a similar situation:
>in hihgschool, on soccer team
>other team has a super skinny kid with MS or some shit playing
>literally on the pitch with knee braces, he cant run, only wobbles around
>his teammate passes the ball to him, bad control because his legs dont work.
>i go to steal the ball, but he lurches forward just as i get close
>he bounced right off me and landed on his disabled ass, i get the ball and keep playing
>ref doesnt call anything, but everyone's staring at me after I appeared to shove a disabled kid just to get the ball.
seriously why let your kid play soccer if he cant fucking run
If the game is just for fun, sure let the disabled kids have some fun. But to play competitively and expect people to let you win or give you a fake chance of winning...thats not helping the kid out
>inb4 tits or gtfo
Been on near-obsessively since the Boston Bombings. Yes, I'm an INTJ. I get some good, honest laughs from /b/, love the white knight raids (Jerkin' Joes and the kid who didntknooooo) and think that what was done for Dusty the Cat was an extremely proud moment in the history of 4chan.
Only rarely do I identify myself. It's simply not necessary most of the time. Also don't want to be called attention whore, be flooded with tits or gtfo, or other summer-level bullshit.
I also lurk in /pol/ and /int/. Might have to head over to /fit/ one day, stretch my cables.
>I want tintin to sugger
>My dick 10 kg
>Car wash cunt
>Floss my plubes
>Eat my smegma
Where the fuck can I buy some of these? I want them all
Hello to people here. I am named Gunther (Guns) and old colleague said in email he posted story about the niggers and the rhino on old preserve security job from 2008. Does someone has this? Tak/Danke.
If you want some quality lols be sure to stop by Pastor Drenda's scheming Twitter today and remind her she's a scam artist piece of shit.
>playing football at lunch in junior high
>special needs kid on other team
>we only played with him because he said he'd tell the teachers we were playing tackle football if we didn't let him play
>whole game nobody is passing to tard and tard can't catch us because his legs are funny
>tard is wide open hes screaming OPUN, OPUN, PASS
>tard is wide open again starts screeching
>kid passes the ball to tard
>tard gets fucking flattened by my friend
>he gets winded and starts to try screeching
>sounds like a whale call
best day of middle school
I fucking HATE these things, they aren't even human. I genuinely hate are retards. They should be put down, there is no reason to keep them alive. They're pets that cost too much and require too much effort.
>why are your testicles at the end of your penis?