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what is literally the G A Y E S T thing you have ever done?!

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what is literally the G A Y E S T thing you have ever done?!
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>>736674818
Bought a bad dragon horse dido for my friend.
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I fucked my ass with a wall-mounted dildo once. I mean I've fantasised some very gay shit, but that's probably the gayest action I've ever done.
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I sucked my friend's cock in his bathroom and swallowed his cum
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Sucked a friends cock
Didn't let him cum in my mouth though
We were both rather young and relatively betafags so we blew each other to see what it was like
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When I was a wee lad, me brodder convince me to suck 'im off 'neith a bed. Says it was a game and I be gettin right an polished at it. I continue doin me best to win
>>Thinkin back, he never did negotiate a prize
After a while he stops invitin me fer the game.

Years later I realize my actions an get depressed.

Even later, I duck some gay dudes duck to see if I, myself, was actually gay.

>>25 years later and I still don't know
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>>736675097
did you fuck him with it? sounds like a good time
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Visited /b/
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I regularly sucked off a male coworker. Never made him touch my dick but I always made him cum in my mouth and thanked him for the honor.
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>>736674818
Be OP.
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>>736675480
>>736675480
you're bisexual you idiot
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>>736674818
>shoved a finger up my ass once.
Not much else
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Rode a suction cup dildo. Wishing it was a hot trans or a chick into Pegging.
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>>736674818
Sucked dick.
Fall in love with another man.

You pick which is gayer.
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Sucking a 9 inch cock, was pretty hot but idk if I'm ever gonna do anything gay things again
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I let one of my friends fuck my after I sucked his dick
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Went to a cumunion party. Look it up. Not even romantically attracted to guys, would never want a bf, but gay sex is so primal and full of shit that a super-kinky guy like me can get off from like, four different kink angles
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I am exclusively dating a guy with whom I am falling in love. We cuddle in bed, kiss each other, hold hands in public, and have pet names for one another. Is that gay?
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>>736676566
>>736676444
>>736676388
holy fucking consecutive dubs
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>>736676832
Pretty damn gay fam
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>>736676867
New fag.
The middle one is trips.
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>>736676832
Do you remember to say no homo?
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>>736674818
I'm a 22 year old man that's slowly falling in love with another 22 year old man.
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>>736677136
>trips
still counts as dubs you neanderthal
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>>736674818
Fucked a few traps, one twink/ladyboy.That one had a tiny peen so tried sucking a little in 69 but didn't care for it and wrecked his ass instead.
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Had gay sex.
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>>736677136
New fag.
All trips are dubs.
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jerked off a guy
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>>736677309

I do that every night by myself.
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>>736677225
Everything's coming up millhouse
Everything's coming up, millhouse.
Everything's coming, up millhouse.
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I jerk off on cam sometimes with other dudes, is that gay?
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Got fucked in the ass, he came inside, and then cuddled with me in the afterglow.

It was nice.
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>>736677402
yes.
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>>736677402
It's pretty gay.
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Went on CL found someone while I was trashed and got fucked in the ass for like 2 hours straight
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Is EVERYONE here gay?

Is anyone here straight??
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>bought a miats
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>>736677770
I'm bisexual if that means anything.
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>>736677770
This is literally a gay thread you homo

Get this nigger a helmet Jesus christ
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>>736677770

everyone here is bi
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>>736677867

it means you are sexually attracted to at least one member of both sexes
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>>736677792
Officially gayest post in this thread
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>>736677770
Shit mate get it together
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>>736677770
I'm a faggot if that means anything.
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>>736677770
No this thread is full of FAGS.

Delicious cock sucking faggots who love to get nasty.

Welcome and enjoy your stay.
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I met up with a fat guy, got us a hotel room, and spent the night servicing him. Was actually alot of fun
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>>736677946
/thread
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what am I if I dont find men attractive, like I dont want to kiss, embrace, or do anything else with a man, besides suck his cock? Im not attracted to men really but when Im horny Id love to suck a nice cock.
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>>736674818
I went on grindr, sent a guy a pic of my ass and asked him to leave it a cummy gaping mess. He did.
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>>736677946
it's true, I am
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>>736677449
fag
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>>736678290
if you like cock you like men, if you like pussy you like women, if you like both you like both
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>>736678290
It's still gay.
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>>736678290
It means you know other men are superior to you and you need to service them.
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>>736678290
if you keep along this path, you'll get over it eventually
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>>736678461
Then he'll be on the path to suicide.
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>>736674818
im on /b/ how much gayer can I get?
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>>736678548
interesting question
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I wanna suck a cock but don't want anyone to find out. How do i do this?
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>>736678625
blackface
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>>736678625
You should suck cock and tell everyone else about it. That's the best approach. Destroy the stupid stigma from the inside-out.
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>>736678625
Craigslist, grindr.
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>>736678461
you mean get over mens bodies and just be gay?
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>>736674818
I passionately made out with another girl.
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>>736678625
Don't tell anyone?
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>>736674818
Shaved my legs, dress as a woman while i used a chastity device on my dick, and had sex with a guy i meet online, also used make up and pinted my nails...
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>>736678753
That is the most straight thing you have ever done. You need to suck a dick bro, and it can't be your own.
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>>736678817
I think you win.
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>>736678885
Dude I'm a chick.
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>>736678885
>Another girl
>Another
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Penis vagina
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>>736678742
shit happens, I'm bi and used to be pretty repulsed by men, but now's a different story.
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>>736678885
reread that comment
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>>736678912
What did i win? :O
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>>736679035
>repulsed

that's called repression/projection/self-denial, etc.
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>>736679058
Another beer!
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>>736678999
>>736679017
>>736679037
No one is ever a girl on the internet.
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>>736678753
>>736678999
Can we see your tiddies?
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>>736679144
Buddio I got tits. Pretty sure I'm a girl
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>>736679150
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>>736679058
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>>736679140
Awww yeah! You are a cool guy! Cheers!
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>>736678999
>trips

trips won't save you, sorry, m'lady


TITS OR GTFO
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>>736679240
post without bra, and post feet
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>>736679144
this seems to be a circumstantial exception as the rule is there so whores cant get their "im a girl like me because of that" status but she was showing that as a gay thing and not an attention seeking thing
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>>736679244
Well, is made of gold...i'll take it.
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>>736679240
You're fuckin gay.
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>>736679282
Scroll up
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>>736679240
No bra
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>>736679122
I don't think so.
It was more the ideas of body hair and a harder body structure that I was less than comfortable with. Never occurred to me that I could be into other dudes until later
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>>736679317
Bra stays on. Give me one good reason to post feet, and I will
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>>736679375
bras aren't tits
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>>736679374
I'm well aware. Girls are hot, who can blame me?
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>>736679523
But they hold tits!
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>>736679514
tits or gtfo
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>>736679629
Lmao, that's not a good reason.
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>>736679514
the reason is that I like feet and Id like to see yours
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>>736679709
that guy ( >>736679629 ) wasnt me, this
>>736679710 is me
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shower with other guys and help them wash
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>>736679325
Never heard of the following two, have you?
Tits or gtfo
Timestamp or gtfo

We are all just playing our roles in this confirmation of femalehood.
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Been in a gay relationship for six years. Get fucked and came inside of regularly. Have LOTS of toys. Started HRT today, not to become a woman, just to be more of a faggot, pretty much.
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>>736679710
good enough
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>>736679959
Fully nude?
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>>736680014
the foot is not wearing clothes?
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>>736679959
tbh your feet are mediocre but Id still lick em if I could
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>>736674818
for my most recent birthday I did a scene with my boyfriend and 2 close friends, all furries.

I've got a bunch of pup gear, and I took a bunch of ecstasy and got sent to "puppy training school"; spent the night on the floor being taught/made to do tricks, getting fucked, had my butt peed in, was put in diapers for part of it, and sucked them off

pic somewhat related
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>>736680098
Thanks? I'd say they're pretty good, as they work very well.
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>>736680176
Geeze.
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>>736680276
do you not understand foot fetishes or are you being a witty cunt?
Id lick between your toes while furiously jerking my cock.
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>>736680054
I mean full body kek
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>>736674818
Sucked a trap's dick.
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Sucked a dick. Intellectual curiosity. Didn't enjoy it. Not interested in doing it again.
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>>736677910
>/thread
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>>736680611

> traps aren't gay.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson newfag?
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>>736676270
Falling in Love is Gayer.
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>>736680836
traps are literally men
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>>736680176

> /thread
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>>736680611
Feminine penis doesn't count.
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>>736680958
Penises can't be feminine.

Men can't be women.
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I kissed a boy and I liked it.
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>>736680836
>>736680958
It totally counts! I'm a total faggot for dating a trap, and that is okay by me.
Gender and sexuality ain't shit but spooks to me.
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>>736678461
That's what I did.
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I fucked a beatiful trap in thailand. It was awesome. Still married to wife.
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Men give better blow jobs.
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>>736681063
awww
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>>736681117
Story, Faggot.
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>>736674818
sauce?
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>>73>>736681025
If that's true how did Caitlyn win woman of the year?

proving, once and for all, that men are better than women at literally everything, even being women.
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I married a man and promised to love and cherish him but we both said no homo so it was still straight.
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>>736681180
Not much to tell. Be curious. Go there. They line up. Choose one. Pay. Fuck. Have fun. Talk and drink some. All safe. Checked afterwards with tests. No problem. Best experience ever.
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>>736681371
I always wanted to tour that scene.
What did they look like?
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>>736680176
isnt getting piss in your orifices dangerous tho?
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>>736681755
No.
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I swallowed my friend's cum.
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>>736681833
my whole life is a lie im gonna go pee on my girlfriend
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>>736681833
>>736681755
can transmit diseases, but it was from my boyfriend and we play protected with anyone else.

its not dangerous otherwise
also get tested regularly
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>Be me 30yo white male engaged to 24yo hottie with a body from Israel somewhere
>Had decent job at company doing finances during latest depression
>Find out I'm one of 100+ people being laid off
>Can't find new job
>Run out of money, girl runs out on me to old coworker we were friends with
>Sell everything, have less than 15k and car
>Found an old ass sugar daddy in his 60s that would take care of me financially in trade for taking care of him and house (1-2 blowjobs per day while he watched porn)
>Had to leave house when friends and family would come over, got to stay in a hotel sometimes on dude's dime
>Got new job, stayed with him
>Saved up enough for my own house (4 bed 3 bath) in FL for 250k
>No STDs
>Married with kids
>Worth it
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>>736681726
Nice. Very nice If you like asians. It was on my bucket list. Never regret
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>>736682868
They start them on hormones super early?
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>>736674818
Slowly falling in love with a man.
He has kind of a big nose and his dad is from Guetamala so I called him Toucan Sam. One lady at our workplace keeps making jokes about us.
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The gayest? Probably sucking off to completion 20+ Guys in a row. Maybe the time I handcuffed myself to a urinal in a gay bath house. Dunno. Lemme think.
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Being molested when I was 7 I guess
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>>736683348

HAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
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>>736683348
And you never sucked another dick?!!
I'm calling BS.
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>>736683348

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME
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>>736683306
Jesus wept.
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>>736682130
How did you just find a sugar daddy?
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I'm a gay little twink, so... hmmm, I rode a cock while I had my dick sucked in a 3 way with two boyfriends. That was a lot of fun
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Either licking my tip and cumming in on my face and in my mouth or putting markers in my ass while jerking off
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>>736684071
Or maybe the four way where where the two boyfriends were fucking me and another guy as we felt each other up and played with each other's cocks
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>>736684102
12 oz soda cans are more fun.
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>>736683668
The device you're talking to me on is connected to something called the internet. It has websites for shit like this. I was in my prime at 5'10" 200# around 10% body fat. It's not like it happened in the blink of an eye. I stayed with some friends and family over the course of a couple of months and eventually found this guy on some website for this kind of shit. A girl I knew did the same thing and is still married to the guy waiting for him to die.
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>>736674818
> Be me around 17yo white male
> We used to build fortress in the hood next my hometown
> We use to be 5,6 friends, but this time we were only two
> My gaydar was on this guy since a while
> For some reason he came to the point that he want to compare or dicks
> I was not up to, but after thought why not, maybe he will shut the fuck up
> Even is he was one or two year older that me, my dick was a way bigger
> He ask if it was bigger when I get boner.
> Told him at least twice the seize
> He got obsession on my dick
> Ask if he could suck it just to see the feelings
> I told me he can try but i told him that i am not sure he could get me a boner
> He sucked my dick so right that my dick was so hard
> After after I need to fuck. He proposed me his ask
> No condom this time so we stopped
> The next day his parents weren't home
> Ask me to come over
> He was waiting for me almost naked with a little sex-toy in his ass.
> Sister's one. Stolen earlier
> Never asked to kiss or something. he let me fuck his ass as much as I would like and constantly sucked my dick
> My dick even been that clean
> He never got a boner but keep sucked his sister's sex-toy earlier in his ass
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>>736681258
>tumblr
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>>736680672
>intellectuall curiosity
>sucking a dick
>tfw to intelligent to be straight

Pic related. What the memes here have become
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>>736674818
Sucked my own cock
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>>736685968
but it's your cock..
so it's not gay..
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Engaged in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend
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>>736686048
Wouldn't that be nice.
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>>736674818
sucked teenaged cocks at my schools gloryhole
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Regularly eat my own cum
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>>736687168
>>736687005
>>736686841
>>736686796
>>736686749
PLEASE GIVE ME A NAME!
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>>736687287
He frequents /b/ a lot. I got this from a thread awhile back, don't have a name. Sorry :(
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>>736674818
getting fucked by a dude i met on grindr and then a friend of mine 30 mins later
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Got fucked by my dad and uncle multiple times from the ages of 9 - 12
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>>736687836
did he hurt your little bussy
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>>736674818
I played the original X-box once. Still makes me feel weird just THINKING about it.
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shaved my legs; getting beaten up in school
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>>736677792
I don't know what's gayer, buying that car, or calling it a "miats". I'm hoping it was a typo, otherwise you're so gay you probably burst into flame once a day.
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sucked almost all of my friends dicks, including one of my friend's dick that was so big it almost could support itself. Oh god it was so musky and tasted weird, and he used to accidentally make me deepthroat him cause he had no idea.

It was all due to Truth and Dare tho.

I also got fucked in the ass by my friend because he was really horny.

I also sucked off a guy on craigslist in his car, and rimmed him and sucked his balls while he massaged my ass.
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>>736687075
That's not gay, that's just hungry.
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>>736688316
Mine are shaved now.
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>>736674818
fap to the OP image.
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>>736688772
>threaten to suck his dick in order to prove i'm not gay and show him how much i hate it

Not gay at all.
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Let my buddy suck my dick
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>>736674818
this
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>>736680451
Yes you would you little bitch
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Had sex with a cellmate. He worked in administration. Got me paroled 3 months early
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>>736674818
Got fucked in the ass by a tranny.
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Jerked off to gay bondage porn while wearing a butt plug.
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Probably posting this on /b/
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Public masturbation. I am scum.
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>>736676832
Have you ever touched balls?
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>>736689983
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>>736690114
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>>736690140
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>>736690030
How public?
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>>736674818
click on this picture
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Revenge porn.
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>>736674818
Asked a friend if he felt about me like I did him.
>He was like, "Nah fampai, I don't like cocks."
And then he was still my friend. And I'm still sad about it.
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>>736679240
Saw pic In another bread. Fake grill. Gtfo.
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>>736679602
Boxers hold dicks.
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my friend came over and we started watching porn jerking ourselves off.. we ended up sucking each others dicks and then i fucked him the ass

felt sick afterwards, was in the showering trying to wash the gay off for 20mins afterwards
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bifag here. when i was in college(18-19ish) i had a secret relationship with super cute 13-14yo boy
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>>736681755
Not the anus. Vagina, maybe an infection.
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>>736690672
Did you wash the gay off??
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>>736675097
Can you be my friend aswell?
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>>736674818
I think the gayest thing I've done was probably humping my friend when I was about 3 or so other than that my life has been pretty mundane when it comes to gay stuff lol
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>>736690872
How can you remember anything from when you were 3? Don't talk shit.
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>>736690792
well yeah.. i never did anything like that since, been 10 years now. im not attracted to men at all. always loved females, and want to do disgusting things with them. sometimes when im really horny i wouldn't mind sucking a dick , but quickly get over that after ive came. probably slightly bi-sexual.
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>>736690966
Sounds pretty bi.
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>>736690174
Public toilet, back of the bus, in the ocean, in the spa, mates fencepost. I was under age.
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>>736691023
yeah. i love intimacy from females. the thought of it with a man is just weird. just sucking dick is fun when horny. but id pick a girl over that every time
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probably when I was like 17 had no money, but went to a cheap nigger prostitute from another state. fucked her bb (i was a stupid fuck), and couldn't pay. didn't know she had her pimp or bf or wtf ever in the bathroom. he beat my ass she told him I barebacked her and he did the same to me. thankfully he had to use lube to get in me and it felt amazing. even came when he came in me. right after there was a big kinda cute black trans on cl that I hooked up with to try and figure shit out. it wasn't the same and AIDs was just starting to move into my town at that time so I stopped.

So basically raped and was fucked in the head. The funny thing is it emboldened me and I ripped off dozens of whores after that. Never had same experience sadly but did trade a few blowjobs to broke low baller guys to earn some pussy from a prostitute.

did this shit for like 6 years or so? guess I am straight now don't really think back to it much, but I still find myself attracted to dick especially trans girls although almost 0 interest in black ones now. mainly asians. don't really go looking for pics but scrolling /b/ you see them a lot.
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>>736691023
>>736690966
Sounds more like desperation.
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>>736691159
So? 70 straight? 30 gay?
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>>736691238
Let him be.
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I put a plunger on my bathroom wall, washed, wetted the handle, and fucked about a third of it.
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>>736691247
man i would say like 100% straight on the daily.. when i get horny, 90% straight 10% gay. its hard to describe, its not really binary. changes all the time
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>>736691365
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>>736674818
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>>736691467

The handle was wood, too. Still smooth as butter, though.
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>>736691458
Same. Probably more like 70:30 when horny for me. I also have a cum fetish, and that sometimes really blurs the line.
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>>736691568
Do you act on it?
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The wife and I brought another man into the bed, he couldn't get it up for my wife. Ended up trading dick blows, and we fucked each other up the ass while my wife wanked to it.
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Apparently 19% of Rio de Janeiro men are gay or bi.
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>>736691640
No, but it has had an effect on my marriage. I had some ED issues and started down the path of grooming my wife to be a hotwife.
Luckily she has a very low sex drive and would likely be a lesbian if not for her countries propaganda and brainwashing. She said she has 0 interest in other men but she would roleplay if I thought it would help. That was a few years ago and all is fine. We got some of that lube that looks like semen and a few dildos, and that helps with the cum fetish and some of the gay feelings.
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>>736690710
Did you fucc his tight boipussy?
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>>736691290
I'm just saying.
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>>736692106
hell yeah i did
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>>736692151
That guys closet is fifty feet deep.
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>>736692188
What was it like anon?
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> Got drunk with male friends at apt. opening party, we're all jocks and two of us in the same judo club
> GF was at home with her gfriends
> Got really horny from all the warmth and booze
> Had some vertigo but w/e
> 6 guys total, sat in couch playing Injustice 1
> Told them how good I was at the game
> Some dude said you get 1k if you beat me
> If not I get to spank you for 5 seconds
> Lol ok lets go faggot
> Mood buzzes up, everyone watches the match
> Being dudes, getting more drunk, chanting
> Too drunk to execute shit, get beaten
> Guys are thrilled
> Dude jumps me
> Grabs me by the hips with one hand
> Pulls down my pants fast with the other
> He's pretty buff, I try to squirm but don't stand a chance
> He puts me over his knees and starts spanking my ass
> The guys are counting, 5-4-3...
> I'm screaming/moaning from how hard he hits me
> Get rock hard, notice he notices
> Dude spanking me puts his hand over my ass
> Fingers along my butt, middle finger puts some pressure on my hole
> Everyone is heated, yelling at him to finger my ass
> I'm like jesus, wtf is going on right know
> Bit of panic, yell faggots, let me go etc.
> Try to squirm harder, just ends up slipping out of my clothes even more
> Dude holding me pulls a hockey move and drags my shirt over my head
> Can't see shit
> Guys are roaring right now, warm as fuck inside apt.
> I feel a third hand grabbing my ass
> Try to kick his ass, someone holds my feet in place
> Confused about my position, I now seem to be over his knees, like ass up, face down
> Feel someone spread my asshole
> Dudes yell louder, look, he shaves his ass, what a fag!
> Feel someone spit on my asshole
> Feel like 6 hands minimum on me right know
> Someone grabs my dick and yells he's rock hard! I think he likes it!
> I feel my pants getting thrown away completely
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>>736692387
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>>736692387
> Someone is cupping my balls
> Someone is jerking my off
> Someone is grabbing and spreading my ass
> Someone is holding my feet and hips
> The guys are super excited and won't let me go so I gave up on squirming and trying to get lose
> Someone points this out like, hey ,look
> Feel feet grip relaxing
> He GAVE IN guys, lets make a bet
> I just sit there in my exposed position, thoughts racing, head spinning
> Vaguely hear them over the music someone turned on, some metal shit
> Hear a injustice 1 match start.
> Guys exclaim, ok , ok, so "anon" is our bitch tonight
> Everyone laughs excitedly
> First loss has to french his asshole for 5 seconds
> Loud laughs
> Time is really dilated at this point
> Suddenly feel a wet, semi-cold, from the booze probably, tongue going right through the crack of my ass
> Guys yell, oooohhh!
> Feel the tongue probing harder, going a bit inside me, twisting it around
> Start to feel some precum leaking
> Someone else notices as well
> Jesus look guys he's fucking precuming he loves this shit!
> Loud laughs
> Difficulty hearing words by now, due to music and intoxication
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>>736692231
Maybe, but I think in general MANY anons are just really desperate.
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>>736676270
fuck me I have a crush on the boy on bottom wtf
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>>736674818
ihr scheiß behinderteen hurensöhne habt ihr alle keine Hobbys ihr verkackten mongos hoffentlich lesen das alle was ihr für behinderte und kranke menschen seit geht sterben
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>>736692688

Holy shit continue
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>>736692798
Yeah whatever man.
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>>736692826
These things happen.
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>>736692944
Just saying.
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>>736692688
> Just assuming they're still playing IJ1 to decide what they are gonna do to me
> Feel someone jerking my off for 5 seconds ish, precum a lot
> Get spanked some more while getting jerked off
> Been like 30 minutes, ass is getting sore from all the spanking
> I feel really wet around my dick, precum everywhere
> I can feel some saliva running from my now somewhat loosed anal down along my hamstrings
> Sobering up a little bit as well, vertigo almost gone
> Start to make out what the guys are saying again
> They have gone to specific characters now, first loss has to fuck his ass
> Someone yells "jokingly" ah shit I want to lose now!
> Loud laughs
> Someone probably did lose on purpose
> Seconds later I Feel a thick head pressing against my anal
> Guys start to cher him on, it's my judo bud
> He goes in almost immediatly, hurts like a bitch, feel some tearing right away and starts to burn a bit
> He goes balls deep into me, feel his pubic hair
> Dudes are cheering him on like crazy, hear some backslapping action to coax him on
> He grabs my ass and starts pounding away
> Guys are counting for some reason. 5.4.3...
> Judo bud says he wants to keep fucking me
> Dudes yell at him to wait his turn
> Another game goes on, suddenly sounds like Tekken tag tournament
> wtf
> Dudes are going ballistic, obviously still drinking a lot
> just then hear someone say that "anon" has passed out on inside the toilet
> Guys joke about fucking him later too
> They play Tekken, bets are winning team gets to double team me
> lol, so corny
> suddenly realize somebody might video tape me, kind of freak out
> Feel ashamed and don't know what to do, don't want to look anyone of my buds in the eye right know, to embarrassed
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>>736693115
Me too.
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>>736690965
I remember the event but I kinda guessed the age lol It happened before a bunch of events I remember when I was like 7/6 and it was a while before those events so I'm guessing 3 or 4 but it did happen
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>>736693016
tfw no hypercute bf looking at me like that
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>>736681063
Aw cute <3
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I fap exclusively to shemale porn
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sucked a dick when i was like 13, definitely know i dont like dudes now
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>>736693133
> hear guy in bathroom throw up
> guys tell another guy to check up on him
> Hear footsteps, he replies HE'S ALIVE
> Laughs
> Hear them finish the Tekken game in a roar again
> Sudden shift in sofa makes me lose my balance
> Fall down on carpet on the floor
> Dudes are laughing, man handling me now
> You trying to escape anon? We own you tonight you know
> Putting me in doggy position, still can't see shit.
> Feel my shirt get drawn up a little bit, realize why
> Get a cock shoved into my mouth
> Instantly gag
> its not thick nor long
> Quickly try to manage
> gag everytime he pushes his pubes against my face
> otherwise no problem
> he fucks me face like crazy
> guys cheering and sounds like they were saluting glasses as well
> hear someone unlock their phone and go into video mode
> shit
> Guys are coaxing him on to film the entire thing, make their own private porno to own my ass in the future as well
> Feel several hands on me again, my ass, hips, someone pulls my hair etc.
> Still getting facefucked furiously but mr.average
> He's moaning more and more
> Feel somene pulling up behind me
> lifts me by the hips and puts my knees on a pillow
> what a gentleman
> Guys want him to lick my ass
> he refuses, doesn't want to taste "anons" cock
> gay jokes commence
> He spits on my ass instead
> Forcefully rams into me
> thick as fuck
> why are the thick guys doing the ass fucking
> squirm like hell
> almost suffocating on cock right now due to the intoxication I have to struggle breathing
> Feel someone jerking me off
> Somebody jokes about guy jerking me to suck me as well
> he does
> Guys go wild again
> Feel like I'm about to cum, too much stimulation
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>>736693632
Pls keep going
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>>736674818
I created a YLYL thread on /b/
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>>736693632
> Guy fucking my ass is going super deep, hits something inside me which gets really sore
> he says he's about to cum
> guys cheer him on, telling him to fuck my sissy ass harder to show me what a bitch I am
> they start chanting "bitch"
> Mood goes a bit dark from here on
> Dude fucking my mouth obviously got turned on by the wild mood and ass fucking so he too says he's about to cum
> guys are coaxing them both on
> dude sucking my dick stops and says he has to puke
> guys laugh as he runs away and throws up in toilet
> so two guys on the toilet feeling ill and 3 guys on me, leading me to think it's "jim" who is the sole cheereleader right now
>Guy fucking my face starts to thrust super hard and grunt really loud
> same thing with the guy tearing my ass apart
> guy fucking my ass grabs my dick and balls and starts to scream that he is about to cum into my ass
> "jim" tells him to lean to the side to get the money shot on cam
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I lived with a couple about 2 years ago.

>Drinking Shiner Bock playing OSRS with bro.
>10 year anniversarry of 6/6/06. Never been that great of a pker.
>Die like 10 times with no kills. Kinda horny, say fuck it. I'mma log out and fap.
>Sit on bed that's right in front of door and whip it out, got my sauce ready, steadily fapping.
>Bro knocks on door to ask a question.
>"Yeah"
>Bro asks if he can come in.
>"Yeah"
>Bro opens the door and without looking in, KNOCKS ON THE FUCKING WALL.
>"Yeah"
WTFAREYOUDOINGYOUFUCKINGDUMBASSBRAIN?
>Dude turns his head and right as I get a moment of clarity in my drunk bliss I cover myself up and tell dude to get the fuck out.
>instant flatline.

Mfw drunk me might be a faggot.
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>>736674818
Had a crush on another man.
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>>736674818
Same as op pic. Also was in a 3 way fuck and suck with some buds. Sucked a few friends and received. Now have an ongoing fuck and suck arrangement with a friend
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sucked a guy in a public park and filmed it
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>>736694202
forgot pic
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>>736694225
Pale asf
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>>736694263
so
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>>736694263
He looks like a fucking white male REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>736694297
>>736694225
Hungry hungry skeleton.
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>>736694017
>>736694061
>>736694114
>>736694162
>>736694207
Attracted to this guy
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>>736693931
> "jim" tells guy facefucking me to slow down and not cum yet or he will miss that shot
> I'm really sore at this point, they had been going at me for at least 45 minutes
> My dick feels super pumped and about to burst, balls are tight as hell
> mr.Thick went first, he was still grabbing my dick and balls and came inside me like 5 seconds after "jim" told mr.average to chill
> I felt relieved when he came into my ass because I thought that would be it
> "jim" cheered him on and instructed him to like go out and in to show the cum
> "jim" is like wtf dude, no cum?
> How deep did you cum in this bitches ass?
> mr. Thick is like lol "jim", did you not see how deep I pounded this little slut?
> it's so deep in there his girlfriend will be able to smell it on his farts for a year
> I involuntarily giggle at his joke
> He gets heated and slaps my ass hard
> You think that's funny huh? You little slut, you should have just shut the fuck up!
> He goes into my ass again with a single thrust and pounds me even harder
> "jim" screams fuck yeaaah! fuck that sissy sluts ass! you know he juts begged you for it!
> mr.thick changes his grib and puts his big hands onto my lower back and pushes down on me
> My ass goes even higher into the air
> "jim" yells perfect dude, perfect shot here, fuck the cum out of this sluts ass dude!
> I feel some cum start to run down my ass from thicks thick cock
> I'm precuming profusely right now, it hurt like hell but the whole thing was just maddening hot and turned me on
> then mr thin guy made his presence clear again, had not even noticed nobody was fucking my face for some time now
> He tells "jim" he gotta nut because he's about to do it anyways
> "jim" quickly walks over to him and grabs my hair, pulling back my head
> I'm arching so badly right now my back starts to hurt a bit
> suddenly feel thick strands of cum shooting down my throat
> gag like instantly
> "jim " goes yeaaah again, pulling back my head further
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Married another woman.
Doesn't get gayer than that, really.
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>>736678753
Tits or gtfo
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>>736694364
better than being a fat hippo
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>>736675097
>""""""""""""""""for my friend""""""""""""""""""
I put a zucchini in my butt tho
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>>736694413
Show us your fat dyke tits or gtfo
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>>736674818
Logged on to the online and clicked over to 4chan. Then subsequently I posted here
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>>736681156
100000000% truth
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>>736694405
Hurry up wtf. Do you type at like 10 words per minute or something
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Right this very moment.
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>>736694405
> "jim" tells him to cum on my tongue
> see contours of mr thins head looking at "jim"
> I just came dude, right down the bitches throat
> "jim" facepalms, tells thin to hold the camera
> Feel thins thin dick slip out of my throat and leave a string of cum on my lips
> Mr. Thick is somehow still pounding my ass, I have like no sense of feeling left in my ass right now, completely numbed from his fat dick
> hear sploshing noises all the time, I'm so dripped with his cum right now I no longer even feel the cool drops over my behind anymore
> "jim" grabs me by the neck and shoves his dick into my mouth
> he's much bigger than mrthin
> mr.thin sounds exhausted, tells "jim" he will just put the camera here and go home
> hear him dress and walk out
> "jim" starts to really dirty talk to me
> You like this you little slut? It's fucking all you deserve you sissy bitch
> he's going with really deep long thrusts and sometimes holds it, getting some of his pubic hair up my nose
> he's much more bushy than thin as well
> So "jim" and mrthick both fucked me for another solid 10 minutes
> "jim" completely made me his bitch
> tells "anon" to stop being a sissy and fuck my ass properly
> it's then I realize mr.thick is my judo bud
> jesus
> he gets really rough with me
> Fucking deep and slow, and midway and fast
> going to town on my ass
> suddenly starts talking as well
> I'm gonna own your ass after this
> you gonna want my dick after practice you know that right you slut?
> Feel really awkward, thought this was it
> "jim" goes further, WE own his ass "anon" you gonna have to share this slut bro
> Briefly imagine what it would be like to get fondled and shamed during/After judo, get super hard and tingly
> yell out that I'm gonna cum
> "jim" like panics and yells to judo guy to throw me on mmy back
> hear jim adjust the camera
> mr thick puts the pillow under my ass to get it level with his cock
> feel "jims" cock forcing its way down my throat again
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>>736695028
fag
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I met a Brazilian shemale on tinder, she fucked me all the night in the ass and dominated me like a sissy, and i loved it

Yeah, traps are gay, deal with it you faggots in denial
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>>736695028
> "jims" balls are wet and sweaty, right on my face
> makes me choke even worse than before
> mr thick slaps away my hand from my cock and grabs it himself
> he starts jerking me off while fucking my ass missionary
> Feel his warm, super sweaty, heavy body ontop of me
> oh god
> Scream the girliest scream ever
> spray so much cum over myself and mr thicks abs
> mr thick gets super into it and says he's I'm so tight he's gonna cum again
> "jim" tells him to wait
> hear camera fuzzing again
> "jim" tells him they will cum in my mouth at the same time
> He goes out my ass, feel it contracting really slowly again, lots of cum starts to drip out of my gaping asshole
> suddenly get blinded, realize "jim" pulled away my shirt to expose my face
> Camera flash in my eyes, can't see shit now
> "jim" and mrthick grunt away as they are both holding my head with one hand and cumming into my mouth
> Fill it up almost instantly
> swallow almost instantly to avoid choking
> "jim" and mr thick goes wild and cheers me on
> Feel two dicks in my mouth, gargling
> "jim" tells me to suck them off cleanly before they are done with me
> "jim" goes first and squeezes his dick while inside my mouth
> Feel cum drip and swallow
> mr thick goes into my mouth as well
> jaws starting to get sore
> he milks of his last cum in my mouth and pats my head
> good slut, cya at practice, "anon".
> "jim" and mrthick both laugs, pulls down my shirt again and pushes me so I lose balance and fall to my side, feel all the cum washing over me in one way
> Tv turns off
> Things are calming down considerably
> hear the door bang, "jim" and thick left
> try to get up, suuuper sore everywhere, a bit bruised as well
> don't even dare looking in the mirror
> go directly in to shower then home
> tell GF we got to drunk and got into some friendly fights
> she oks it
> we are all acting like nothing happened
> most seem confused about what happened as well
> except mr thick whom confessed he's gay
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I remember fingering a ex girlfriend of mine and thinking "Is this it? Bit of a disappointment".


Probably should have clued in more.
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Had sex with a trap
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I like it when my gf is sucking my cock making it all wet and then kisses me so i can taste my dick. is that gay?
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>>736695766
I don't know...
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>>736695766
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> So mr thick said he wanted to date me, openly
> I refused, GF and all
> he suggested we just be fuck buddies
> I told him maybe
> he fondles me everytime at judo when nobody looks and is always super sexual in the lockerroom and shower
> We had another party with different friends, GF was with me and mrthick was really pushy as soon as I was alone for a second
> we made out once
> I suggested I would fuck him once, which just lead to him wrestling me down and telling me would fuck me infront of my GF to show her how much I love his cock
> Another party, he was not invited, came anyway, gf went to smoke and he pulled me into a bathroom, fucked my ass against the wall and left
> I kind of like him, but he has this undertone of aggression all the time which is quite unnerving.
> One time when we three had a day at the beach he told me GF straight out that he had a huge cock
> she told him only guys likes huge cocks
> he said he knew and looked at me the entire time
> shit was awful
> GF was however intrigued and asked me if I wanted to see his cock? giggling
> I was mortified, before I could answer mrthick pulled his shorts down and exposed himself to us both
> Gf laughed hard and I just stared
> mrthick was like look GF he just wants it so badly!
> gf was laughing even mroe and told mr thick to try it if he dared, maybe we can decide who does what in a wrestling match?
> mrthick suddenly got super hard
> gf was like whoah! Maybe someone is a bit too excited over a wrestling match?
> Gf looked a bit confused over mrthicks excitement
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>>736695878
maybe just weird ha
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Probably the gayes was fapping to sissy porn while riding a dildo.
I practiced deep throating a dildo too
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>>736695995
> so mr thick just stod there, balls and cock hanging
> Gf whispered to me: I actually have this fantasy... where you get dominated by another man while I am watching
> No.way.
> I looked at her in disbelief
> she stuck my hand down her panties
> soaked
> jesus this fucking week.
> gf winks at me and looks back at mrthick
> I tell mrthick he's better off gay with someone else
> gf interrupts mrthicks reply saying maybe she could suck his cock instead?
> instantly turned tables
> tell her it's over if she would ever do something like that
> tells me it's over if I refuse to at least wrestle mr thick, that it's a fantasty in itself she must experience with someone
> ok, fine, I will beat his ass
> do the only right thing and surprise jump his ass before he pulls back up his shorts
> gf screams with excitement
> mr thicks dicks flops around as I hip throw him to the ground
> he grabs my ass and acts silly
> gf yells go "anon"
> I try to get into a full mount and quickly end this
> mrthick rips my shorts, exposing my shaved ass
> Gf is in a frenzy
> being in a mount my buttcheeks are spread
> mr thick sticks a finger up my butt as he grabs me
> gf coaxes him to win my round little ass
> I'm almost out of energy trying to pin him
> getting a semi boner when I can feel him starting to finger my asshole
> fake the pin and go for a choke
> succeed, 3 seconds later mrthick gets as sloppy as his dick and collapses onto the ground
> Stand up over his body like an alpha
> Gf is thrilled
> asks if mr thick is ok?
> yeah he will wake up in a couple of seconds
> Tells me she wants to suck my dick right now
> Uh , ok
> She sits down on mrthicks back and puts my cock in her mouth
> get super excited
> blow my load on her tongue in seconds
> gf tells me I'm unusually frisky and fast
> tell her to shut the fuck up and get on her knees
> Fuck her senselessly over mr.thicks body, cum in her pussy twice.
> kick mr thick in the crotch and tell him to fuck off
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I slept in one bed with my friend at hostel. Nothing sexual, we were 19 back then and wanted to make our trip to spain as cheap as possible.
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>>736696464
> mr thick is confused after the choke
> acts sad
> gf instantly pity him
> jesus -.-
> Tells me we better take him home
> he starts to cry
> awkward
> dude we were just fooling around, no hard feelings man
> he blurts out he loves me
> GF is stunned
> asks HOW he loves me
> he explains everything except the fucking
> GF and myself is shocked at his confessions
> 1 week later
> GF has been nagging on me to let him stay with us
> She is super obviously pushing toward more gay shit
> Door bell rings
> It's "jim" and buddies
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>>736696464
>like an alpha
>got fucked by like 4 guys
Its ok to tell the truth anon
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>>736674818
Out of curiosity I started fapping in my shower and sticked my finger in my ass just to see what's all the fuss about it, and whether or not it felt good.
It didn't feel good at all, I'll stick to pussy and fapping.
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>>736696464
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>>736696600
you doing it wrong then ;)
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>>736696576
Fuck off with your shitty fantasy faggot
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>>736696464

4 cha ngreen text sotires are always amusing, weather they are fake or not. This one is just superb whether it actually hapend or not. I kinda suspect the it might be made up especialy due to the last part wich quickly undermined my portrail of you. It sounds kinda improbable based on the previous parts and although you can make anyhing you want i would realy like to know if this really hapend or not and what is your social status. Its intriguing if this really happend and all the great shame you experienced.
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I once watched gay porn for 2 seconds.
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I have skirts, dresses, dildos and vibrators. I am 100% straight. No homo.
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>>736696576
Continue. Although its probably fake i do wana hear your golden imagination
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>>736674818
been fucked by my friend multiple times and enjoyed it alot
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>>736696576
> everyone welcomes everyone
> so, wtf are you guys doing here?
> "jim" explains it was ages since we last had a party
> And it was seperate, you know gfs bfs so we brought everyone!
> Guys brought either their gf or just some girl they were dating
> "jim" mrthicks tells us he is living with you two now? Wth man?
> tell him I'll explain later
> everyone gets seated in our sofa
> it's a hot summers day and the guys brought some booze and bbq
> Gf asks me if I knew about this and I lie to her, yeah it was a surprise
> Gf is glad and the party starts
> "jim" is doing the honors of bbqing
> mr thick is getting generally too drunk to fast
> and the rest are just hanging, talking and whatever comes to mind
> I feel somewhat unease knowing "jim" likely has the cam of us all
> hear "jim" tell some of the peeps around the grill that we had this insane party last time
> Rush out
> hey "jim", what funny stuff are you guys doing here?
> The guys blush a bit
> Gfs are confused
> "jim" na nothing special you know, just that INSANE last party we had, so of course we needed some more people for the fun this time!
> Ah that party, right, right.
> Yeah you know?
> Injustice 1 and booze in the sofa?
> the guys cheer, yeah that one!
> Good times huh mrthick?
> mrthick appears, blasted out of his mind
> yemlgmlyeah "jiim"
> jesus mrthick you got something more than booze there?
> Mrthick throws up a bag of MJ
> Guys cheer then glance at the gfs who give the look of grave disapproval
> Drugs mrthick, really?
> I try to comb the situation, hey hey know let's not get personal, he can do whatever he wants as long as he's not hurting anyone, right?
> ok ,whatevs.
> on of the girls wants to toke and the guys "just dating" goes with them
> So anon, what else than drugs and misery will this party feature? Girls are upset.
> Look at the time, 20 minutes have passed since their arrival. fuck.
> Well, how about a juicy piece of meat! Huh "jim" how they're coming?
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>>736697061
Well some of it is "painted" to make a more vivid story, but on the whole, I'm ashamed to say it's the truth.

I get super horny when intoxicated, no exceptions, lock up your kids and watch the action unfold you know...

So this was 6 years ago though, I no longer drink because of this, my GF and I moved to another country after another town did no good because of mrthicks long stalks of "love".

Stay tuned bro.
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>>736688772
you're so fucking sad lmao
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>>736677946
>at least one
what?
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>>736697270
Thanks for the reply. Must have been a sea of mysery for you that time period and the fact that your GF stayed with you is even more interesting assuming you told her of your "adventures". Quite perplexing so far. However i would like to know if im right. I suspect those "party bros" were actually not your real freinds because that would probably not happen they were just some people you knew sort of who and they didnt realy let you into theyr own circle comepletly asides from the ocasional evryones invited party im assuming. Also not englsih so sorry for the bad grammar
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i can jerking on sissy/gay>10 persent of wathing porn<also i facked 0nli girls and never do gay sthings/ exept dildo// iam36 not a gay now)
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>>736697139
> The girls OK the fact that delicious meat is about to be served
> Mrthick has dissapeared and nobody cares to look for him
> I do feel I owe him somehow to look after him
> So I go look for him
> The rest are hanging by the grill
> mr thin and his date is getting along good, some cuddling and casual kissing to the "oooos" of the people
> I get inside the house, a medium sized cottage with a lot of land and water around.
> Stay silent, hear nothing, ok, check bathroom for passouts then
> Nothing there
> huh, whatever he is an adult
> Rejoin party and eat delicious stakes
> everyone is having a good time
> Alcohol begins to flow
> People are drinking , eating
> out of nowhere again, mrthick shows up
> looks a bit wild
> hesitation among partygoers
> errr, mrthick, you ok man?
> He's dead silent
> girls get uncomfortable
> Is he ok?
> I walk up to him and put my hand on his shoulder, you ok bro?
> he snaps out of whatever, yeah, yeah,sorry, blazed.
> girls rolls their eyes
> I tell him to borrow some clothes of mine
> he changes and returns
> we return to having a good time, all of us
> a dategirl gets brave and asks mrthick what's up
> he asks her if she likes big cocks
> her mouth zips in an instant and her date, anon gets upset
> wtf bro that's my date
> mrthick replies yeah? Stands up, zips down, and his huge cock swungs out...
> Anons date drops her jaw, anon looks upset and my GF tries to save the day
> Uuhm everyone! Zip up and listen!
> The guys laugh, a girl giggles
> mrthick catches on and sits down, and puts his dick back in
> anons date is eyeballing mrthick hard right now, it's obvious she had never seen a big dick before and now feels she has to have it
> GF pulls the usual speech, thx all, good company, long live friends lalaland.
> everyone cheers and drinks
> Night is coming quickly, it's getting dark yet that summernight dark red dark that never really goes pitch black
> everyone is enjoying themselves
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>>736697736
NP, almost right, these were and still are some of my first friends from kindergarden.

We grew up together, sported together, played together, experienced puberty and sexual awareness together you know...

Pissed crossed streams, touched eachothers dicks, compared sizes after the gymnastics class.

We slap a friends ass to "cheer on" during our games or competitions.

So we have always been really tight, that first night though remade the hiararchy a lot, I was always the groups alpha but at the time my GF and I had some issues which led to me doing heavy partying.

She disliked my female friends and so I hanged with my male friends almost exclusively, and we always had this "gay" or at least really close together vibe a couple gets after a few years.
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> I ask mr thin to help me get out some more booze and stuff to eat
> We head inside to raid the fridge
> We talk a bit, remember the last party? na not really, we played some games and got drunk, two games passed out, that's about it and yeah I got spanked lol, before passing out on the sofa.
> mr Thin was like yeah, right, I remember the same things I think...
> We talk about mrthick
> we gotta keep an eye on his crazy ass, or crazy dick, whichever it is lol
> we laugh and head outside
> The party is on, people are enjoying themselves
> Then we notice it...
> Mrthick and mrthins date is missing
> aw shit.
> mrthin looks at me, he is fucking furious
> I tell him to count to 10 bro, relax, I bet they are not even at the same place right now.
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I went to a gay bathhouse. Nothing happened, mediocre sauna, dudes jerking off.

Didn't like it there, but didn't want to look off going away after 10 minutes... stayed for an hour, went home. Only one dude kind of showed interest, but was too awkward.

I think I'm just enjoying my dildo and that's as gay as it goes for me.
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