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SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ /ETC THREAD!

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SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ /ETC THREAD!
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NOT FBI, DONT BE SHY
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jk fbi here
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>>736672735
I like Shädman's art.
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>>736673437
whats your favorite piece?
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bump
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>>736674717
lol 90year old jewish pussy..mmmmmm
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I posted about this last night and got a pretty good response. I'm gonna be vague but I have behavior issues, ADHD and ODD mostly, some OCD and depression in there too. I had and still have some pretty violent outbursts so between seeing a therapist and medication my parents also use these. Will answer questions but not going to get too specific on here.
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>Gf cheat on me
> dump gf the worst way possible 1ex.
> get new gf
> after two years, relationship sucks
> dump 2gf
> alone, broke, and depressed, went to contact 1gf
> she sends me to hell and warns me to call the cops and accuse me of harasmment (only tried to contact her two times. One on whats app, second on sms)

> feel like shit rigth now
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>>736672735
I tried pedophilia on my baby niece when I was 14 and spent the next half of my life hating myself for it
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>>736675002
we remember, now we will spend the next 300 posts trying to get you to answer simple questions but you will not answer any of them, again.
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I knock up my girlfriend every time she cheats on me. Then I make her pay for the abortion
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>>736674960
fuck yeah, thats the only way
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>>736675568
I answered every one I got : /
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>>736672735
When I was around 10 I had these twin girls as my neighbors, same age. They were very nice people and their parents were really chill. I hung out at their backyard with them a lot.

One day, I was running a fever and had to stay home from school. When I woke up I found my mom left me a note saying she went to the store and will be back very soon. I looked out of my bedroom window (which had a view of the twins' house's master bedroom) and saw one of the twins completely naked, lying on her parents' bed. Then, her dad's naked body crawled up on top of her.

I was so shocked I ducked from the window to get out of sight. When I got my wits about me, I tried to sneak another peak out my window, but the curtains were closed. To this day I don't know which twin I saw in the nude, being molested by their dad.

They moved shortly after and I never saw the twins again until about a year ago. They're Youtubers now and has quite the following. The two of them seem just as happy as when I knew them.

I've told nobody this aside from /b/.
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>>736675946
WHOSE THE YOUTUBERS
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I never seed torrents...
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>>736675808
perhaps, i was fucked up last night
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25 here

Gave up on birthdays a few years ago.

I left my hometown at 18 and by 19 i had 0 contact with any of my highschool friends due to them straight up not talking to me. Sucked because i thought we were actually good friends and shit. Now I sit at home and play games with a dude on the other side of the world i never met almost nightly now. So at least i got that going for me.

I don't talk to people much so I guess it's kind of on me. I like being by myself now though.
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>>736676499
what are those? are they like napster or something?
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>>736672735
I fed my ex-wife's mental health issue so she'd snap and I've have a reason to leave.

I just didn't want a lifetime of managing someone's condition.>>736672735
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>>736676502
no problem!
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>>736676502
yeah strapchan is pretty good at answering shit usually

>my secret: my back cars fonger tried to friend me in the mother
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My senior year of high school I would seduce gals so I could find out the best way to sneak into their homes and steal things, like jewelry or small electronics
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>>736676537
i know what you mean. during college a couple of still hung out but afterward i rarely see/talk to any of them. last time was our 10yr reunion and even then i only hung out with them for a couple hours. havent hung out with any of them at all in the past 5-6 years. we just went our separate ways. ive been living with my sister and her husband and we have a nice group of friends we like to do stuff with so im not sad about my old friends. i also enjoy being by myself
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>>736676868
hopefully you also raped her and her family. if not then it seems pointless
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I saw Daisy Ridley nude once, like full on nude and it was pretty awesome.
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>>736676502
im also fucked up tonight so .. yea
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>>736677172
Storp attacking her indivijul family situatiorns.
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>>736677172
I'd usually have sex with them for a while. Oftentimes that was how I'd find the little things that made a job easy, like the back window never being locked or those hidden rock key things
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In my last year of high school I seduced and got fucked by the metal trade teacher. He was about 38 and I was 17. I'm female and did it just coz I was bored. Was pretty good, I let him cum on my face and tits. If I saw him again I'd prob have another session.
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Sometimes when I'm at my friend's house I sniff her dirty underwear and put her vibrator on my dick when I jerk off.
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>>736675946
Who are they?
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I discovered a friend's tumblr blog about how he was a gay furry Nazi brony.
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>>736676775
thanks

>>736677243
dang
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>>736677547
post link
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>>736677547
What the fuck is with Nazis being furries also? Like, how does this happen?
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Fonger car mom back into my friend.
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The pepperidge farm guy once congratulated me for being high as shit once.
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>>736678077
What does that even mean
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>>736676225
>>736677462

I really can't say because I still think of them as friends, even though I haven't spoken to them for a long time.

Are there lots of Youtube twin girls with over a million subs?
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>>736677398
i hope you get shot for lulz
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ybmpp
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Something something military husband and warm creamy logs of shit from Andy Sixx and how it slides down well in the Georgia heat.
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>>736678416
At this point in my life that's behind me, but I look fondly on that time and the exhilaration of the theft. Sometimes I miss it, but I just can't anymore
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>>736678328

Theres at least 4 sets of twin girls on YouTube with over a million subscribers.. Any hints anon?
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I wrote the first draft of Batman v. Superman, until Snyder decided that he thought it was a slap in the face of his vision and didn't have the Superman = Jesus imagery...there was still Doomsday and Wonder Woman but Snyder threw a bitch fit until it was rewritten. There was also a namedrop of Green Arrow too.
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I did 9/11 so that we could take over the middle east and get our hands on that sweet sweet Muslim oil.
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I have a fetish of woman licking toilets.
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>>736678918
Well...

When we were young, the older twin is a bit bossier than the younger twin. The younger twin is a bit spacey at times. I don't think that has changed.
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>>736679396
>the Titanic was an inside job
>the iceberg was planted
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mostly-closet bifag here; ive never really done anything very sexual with another guy but i really enjoy letting other guys see me nude and me seeing them. doesnt really matter who, such as friends/family/strangers. Showering together with them is my favorite and I have done/do it a lot especially with my younger bros and nephews and 1 or 2 of my friends. id never do anything sexual with any them most likely but it's still really fun. Sometimes have to help them if they arent old enough but I dont purposely molester them.
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>>736677414
What did he look like and what did you look like?
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>>736678257
Lurk more, faggot.
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I may or may not have Nina Dobrev's nudes.
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>>736672735
I used to have over 100,000 posts on this really small My little pony forum with only about 100 posters

For some reason I role played as Spike, the purple dragon who was a slave to Twilight or something. I would also post pictures of my dick, after photoshopping it to look like a dragon dick.

Once a girl joined the site, and instead of saying hello, I wrote a 1500 word essay about the rimjob I gave to Twilight.

The only reason I stopped doing this was that the forum had shut down due to finance issues.
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>>736680118
Schrodinger go to bed, you are drunk
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I've read the first pages of the script for the first episode of Season 13.
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>>736680118
Share.
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Half-sister one year younger than me let me feel up her boobs on the condition she could see my dick. This happened a few times and I got to cum on them. I wanted to do more than that but she chickened out.
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>>736679592
You're describing Roni. Also pretty sure if their dad molested one of them it would be Nessa.
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>>736680880
ages?
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Uh, three buck theater.
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I blew a load watching a Vicky video the other day
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When my nieces stay with me I let them shower with me if they want to.
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>>736681618
how do i find tho's Vicky videos?
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I'm with the FBI
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>>736681997
I don't know about nowadays. Kazza and limewire had them all
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On the way to a party I gave the guy driving 10 dollars to go into a store and by me a 6-pack of beer, we stop 10 minutes later and I give him some more cash to buy another six pack, this happened multiple times in one one night in intervals of 10 minutes.
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Im fucking a ugly fatty
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>>736682094
So what's the deal with the aliens? and how does the FBI view Jeff Sessions?
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>>736681312
Me 20, her 19. Shy girl, never did anything before with a guy
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>>736682292
You're on 4Chan, that's common around here faggot.
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>>736682292
kill yourself then, or go be an ISIS hero
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>>736682362
lol. is she mentally handicapped?
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I have enough weaponized autism to infect the entire east coast with exceptional autism.
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i like side boob
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Lacey Chabert once flashed me her tits at Mardi Gras some years ago, for anyone wondering yes they're as amazing as you'd assume they were.
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>>736682544
No, just very shy and sensitive, she would literally never leave the house. Even cried worrying I would tell anyone.
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I have told /b/ this once before. Im gonna share it again.

My mother and step father were fucking idiots. Always stoned, drunk, moved all the time. We were never settled.
When I was 9 we lived in the one town for a year straight. It was a nice change, got a cool gf called Catherine, I felt like I owned the place had lots of cool friends. It was real rural mining town us kids spent all our time exploring the bush, riding bikes everywhere, swimming in the river, it was fucking awesome. One of my stepdads workmates took a shine to me, he figured out something wasnt quite right and weaseled his way in. I was cool with this coz i hated my step dad and this dude treated me real good. Kinda became my best friend. Or he told me he was, sure whatever. Found out pretty quickly kids are supposed to give their adult best friends bjs. He molested me for the entire year.

I thought this shit was normal and ended up trying it out with Catherine's older brother who was about 17. He never said no. I was a regular kid as far as anyone knew but spent a lot of my time sucking off two guys, neither of them even knew about each other.

One night we had a real big party at home. My parents friend was there getting really boozed up. He ended up sneaking into my bed at the end of the night. Trouble was he was way too drunk and passed out after sex. Was still there in the morning. My mother found him and I naked in bed. She freaked the fuck out and started screaming. He noped the fuck out of there real quick.

We moved towns pretty soon after that. I was never asked what happened, they just put it under the carpet and acted like it never happened.

I'm straight despite all that. Kinda living a normal life but its had a huge effect. My marriage has just ended, I'm starting to drink a lot, not sure where too from here.
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>>736683011
As good brother you should hug her and assure her you are not going to. Then convince her that what you are doing is good and special and eventually fuck her
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The working title of 3.08 is Dark Knight.
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>>736677966
i feel like the combo comes from escapism. they're escaping their real identity through their furry persona and escaping their real problems by misdirecting the blame and anger toward "the jews"

also nice dubs
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>>736683065
sorry it happened to you bro, stay strong, dont take the easy way it's not worth it in the end
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>>736683210
I'm pretty sure she has the potential to become psycho after mind games so I just promised her I wouldn't tell anyone instead
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I sold panties I wore for a day to some guy I played a game with. Was easy money but made me feel dirty.
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>>736683656
That wouldn't be a mind game. You would just show her some love she desperately wants.
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I regularly fap on omegle that place is like a cattle market of cock hungry kids
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When I was in HS I got fucked by a 300lb black guy with a 10" dick who was in the year before me. To this day I can't feel anything up my ass
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>>736683670
Meh, money is money I guess.
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I bought condoms for my 12yo niece who just recently started having sex. her parents would flip the fuck out if they knew about any of it, they are pretty religious, she's not. made her promise to always use one, and I know she will. told her she could come over to my house if she needed someplace safe/secret to fuck, or just hangout in general
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I would fuck all muy friends girldfriends
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>>736675946
Where did you live when that happened?
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>>736675389

There's no "trying" pedophilia. You're a fucking pedophile and you always will be. The only difference is assaulting your niece makes you a sexual predator. If you gave a gun with one bullet to an average person and you were in the room with Hitler and Donald Trump. Guess who's getting shot?
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>>736672735
Jaaaaaaa
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we spent christmas at my wife´s parents house with her family, started feeling sick so i took some medicine, left her with the kids there, and went home to sleep, by the time i got home i was feeling better, so i spent christmas by myself drinking eggnog and watching die hard.
it was the best fucking christmas i´ve had in a long time.
i know its stupid, but i was feeling guilty.
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Had a bitch ex, broke up with her cause she was nuts. She stalked me for a bit, so I got sick of her and started telling everyone about her "secret" tumblr page where she would post nudes. She took it down relatively fast, but everybody knew from then on how attention hungry/cock hungry she was. Labeled a whore. Oops
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I showered with a 9yo girl a couple times this week
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>>736683837
I guess but I probably wont do it again
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>>736684282
Did anything ?
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>>736684343
I knew a girl that did this in middle school. She would do skype shows and sell her panties for money to middle aged men.
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>>736684343
>would not be surprised if you turned out to be my gf
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im a 20-something male and regularly use my 20-something female roommates vibrators and dildos, shove her toothbrush up my ass, use her hair ties as cock rings, and just generally abuse her personal space for my sexual pleasure when she's at her college classes.
i'm pretty sure its just rooted in mental illness because i'm in no way attracted to her, physically or otherwise. i also like to wear a hair tie around my dick and balls when i go shopping so my package is prominent and sensitive. i wish i had a vibrating butt plug so i could wear that out too
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>>736684282
Her head must have been right near your peen
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>>736684343
>would not be surprised if you turned out to be my gf, she's a lot like that
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I got molested when i was younger, Only person i told was my mom, wish I hadn't honestly because it hindsight it really wasnt that big of a deal
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>>736684184
nothing wrong with enjoying a break from routine unless you make a habit of it
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>>736683619
Thanks man. Cheers. I've kinda made peace with it.

It is was it is. Plenty of other kids have had much worse. Its been a while since I've considered the an hero option. Atm I'm feeling like I can beat this and get my life back together.
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Bump, I've seen threads about literal shit last longer than this
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>>736684420
That's sick.
I hope those men got caught.

>>736684450
>>736684485
Uhmmm
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Cam chat blackmail guy reporting. Haven't been here for a while. How is everything?
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>>736684613
fucking champion you are
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>>736684408
nah, nothing sexual, no real desire to. not my thing plus she is family. we have showered together countless times before also.

>>736684480
maybe if i was 7" tall. she is about 4'
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>>736684844
If they did get caught it wasn't because of her. According to her, she made 11000 dollars in 8 weeks. She stopped because she couldn't explain to her mom where she got all of the extra spending money. Babysitting could not explain the stuff she was buying.
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>>736685046
Wow and I'm over here feeling bad for making 50 lol
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>>736685196
lol right? She spent some of it on me at the movies and food so I didn't care.
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>>736684917
same as always anon. how is it going with the cam blackmail game?
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>>736677214
story. now
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>>736683967
are you implying that a pedo is worse than hitler?
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>>736685313
Goodnight anon I'm gonna get some sleep
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>>736685628
don't think too hard about your $50 panties. lol
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>>736685606
what about pedo hitler?
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>>736685792
Didn't he fuck his niece?
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>>736685876
yeah, but she was in her teens
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>>736683777
It's not like I haven't thought about trying to do more, especially when I saw her naked again after a shower.. and I know she's been tempted too but in the end it's not worth it anyway.
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>>736685366
Dubs checked.

It's going well it was school holidays the other week.
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I have intimacy issues. I deslike the idea of been naked with someone else, even got uncomfortable with a prostitute once, I was drunk and I didn't get an erection, basically 100 bucks for a bj. 23yo, good looking I guess, 1.95, I was fat, lost around 35kg, maybe Average dick 13~14cm, Virgin, never even kissed. People say I might be gay, today I even don't know my sexuality, maybe bi, maybe a phase. Depression, sleeping pills, I don't have a job, I don't talk to anyone "romanticly", I keep turning down some good opportunities to hookup idk why. That's my shitty life.
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I grew up with a brother that didn't ever give me a moments respite from his horseshit. i was the but of every joke that was told. i also never really had friends until junior year of high school. so instead i hung out with my brother and his friends. which made the issue multiply by 10 at least. and this included some physical stuff as well. lots of fist fights. now i can't really connect with anyone, because i just assume that they will make me the but of their jokes so instead i make them the recipient of my jokes. all the friends i have are just asshole who like to make fun of each other. there is no capability for connection, and if i were to try i'd just fail anyway because i have no experience connecting with people.

Then there is my mom. i love my mom, but she is the most overemotional person that has crossed my path, she cries every single day about something. i don't know what, she'll find something to make her sad and cry about it. but i can't bring this up, because everyone outside my family just sees her as the cheery person she is when she's outside the house. a few month's ago my uncle (long time hero of mine) died. i felt nothing, i have lost some innate ability in me to feel for things. then i missed his funeral because my mom didn't tell me, when i asked her why she said that she thought i had school. i told her that i would have skipped for the funeral of my life long hero and she burst into tears.... making me an asshole for making my mom cry. but as it happened i realised that i can't feel, because there has never been room for my emotions. there was always someone beating them down or over shadowing them... worse than that is i know whats wrong, but i don't want to fix it. life is easier with out feeling. so i'll stuff it down and not talk about it after this. i might die of a stress induced heart attack at 45, but who gives a fuck.
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>>736686127
You can have something special. You can give her love she needs. How that's not worth it?
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>>736686127
Listen to trips
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>>736676537
Shay?
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In high school me and 3 friends beat the fuck out of 2 freshman who tried to rape one of my friend's 13yo sister.
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>>736685876
He was 14 and the niece was an infant I think, you may have read it backwards.
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>>736687080
I'm literally talking about Hitler. He fucked his niece.
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>>736683670
lol how did that end up happening in the first place? oh, can I see a pic of you with your panties on?
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>>736687117
That was normal back in those days tho tbf
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I never touched a gril before 20 years old (actual gf).
Before 20 years old i was probably porn addicted; in fact my sexuality now is not very satisfying. Sometimes i prefer to jerk off than fuck my gf. I think i might have a problem.
Until 20 I always did pervert things. 9 years old i sucked the cock of my best friend, and sometimes I did gay things while pre-teen. I think this happens beacuse i was too shy to talk with girls. Never kissed before 17. First time sex, now at 20 years old. I still masturbate with my best friend, but we are straight.
I don't know why but i think love/sexuality are impossibile to understand for me. Sometimes I got pervert things about everyone, about everything. Sometimes i don't like my girlfriend anymore, sometimes yes, i don't know. I always thought sex is not this "wonderful" thing. I think the "think of sex" is what attract us human beings too much.
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I've read some storyboards for future Season 3 episodes of Rick and Morty, as well as concepts for Season 4 and 5 on paper.
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>>736687157
lol not really.
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>>736687288
lol yes really
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>>736678257
Been here all summer, newfriend?
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>>736687390
>3 gigs of lost media that I've found/collected
>wont post it because it ruins value
kek because sharing it online would hurt your leverage when the chinese and russians have a bidding war over your 3 gigs of shit no one cares about
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I saw some serious shit when I was like ten. It still fucks with me to this day. I'm 19 as of tomorrow. You can say it was hallucinations, a demon or a random black guy from next door. I saw a being around my house for about two years after the first time I saw it. I never told my family because I know they would think I had a nightmare and was being a pussy. It eventually left my mind entirely, I forgot about all of it. Until about two years ago. When I saw it again. I don't know what it is but I feel it pushing me to do things I don't want to do. The first time I almost killed myself because of it's push to do so. I still don't know what to do. Or who to tell. I told my gf. The creepy thing is she's seen something similar to what I did. This isn't much of a confession but it is a secret.

This is not a ghost story, I don't know what it is. It could be hallucinations. But I promise I am not making this up.
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>>736687747
break out the ouija board
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>>736677285
Brett Keane?
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Not a bad idea
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>>736672735
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Big fan of thigh highs
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There's an alleyway at the side of my house where local youth gather to smoke and drink. I walked up there the other week and a group of girls asked me to go in the shop and buy them alcohol.


>what do I get?
>one says I'll show you my tits
She's chubby about 16
>OK
Purchase alcohol ask her to get tits out she does
>whips cock out they all look a bit amazed as I fap one is staring and I see her licking her lips
>tell her to squeeze her tits together and her nipples are getting hard
>blow load on the floor in front of them
>they all giggle I thank them and leave

Great trip to the shops
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I have a huge asian fetish, and a 5 foot asian teen still in high school is willing to give me a handjob or blowjob. But I'm in a relationship I've been in over a year and a month and idk what to do
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LhQaPq2SIM
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bifag here. when i was in college(18-19ish) i had a secret relationship with super cute 13-14yo boy
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>>736688163
preach nigga, im still a virgin have 9/10 on he edge but i'm too much of a cuck myself and dont go for it
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>>736688374
goddamn I wish I were you
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>>736688585
yeah it was really awesome. better than most of my relationships with girls in every way. 1st time i fucked him was one of the best times of my entire life
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>>736687747
More info plz this shit is interesting
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I'm thinking about staying virgin until 30 and being like Jesus, because I'll most likely fuck up my life, and find a person that I'll regret spending my time with, or I'll never find one that I'd enjoy being with, at all.
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>>736689058
*a person that will make me regret spending my time with

Sorry for mistake.
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I want my gf to fuck other two guys with huge cocks while i watch as she sucks mine
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when I was holidaying in Amsterdam I went to a public pool and in the locker room a young boy approached me and asked to suck me off, I was nursing a sizable load so i let him. Only moment of faggotry in my life.
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>>736689305
How young?
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>>736689533
noon
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>>736689595
Sweet, was he any good?
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>>736689659
could tell he'd worked a cock before, the head was fairly straightforward, maybe a bit toothy. But he gargled the balls well and worked my muffler which made me cum so that was a little icing on the cake
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>>736689305
brool story co. did u then walk the dinosaur
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>>736689875
lol
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When I was 15 I had sex with a 46 year old man. ....his kids were older than me.
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i take showers in the back of my mother's 9 year old car with andy sixx.
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>>736690389
but who was phone??
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>>736690389

but its not sexual....
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>>736690389
This shit is so boring
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>>736672735
my girlfriend thinks i'm a saint who works 7 days a week, when in reality i work 3 days a week and spend the rest of the week doing coke and fucking whores
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This half breed nigger girl at college fancied me and wouldn't leave me alone so I decided to mess with her. I fucked the shit out of her did some real dirty stuff to her. Then I asked her if I could fuck her younger sister. She actually agreed, and even joined in a little.
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>>736690667
Why?
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>>736676737
How old are you??
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>>736689058
Same here, i just turned 21 but not for the same reasons as you. It just feels good to not be a normies, plus i'm into femdom and some others shit so it makes me even harder
>>
In hindsight, how do you think the two guys felt about you at the time?

What effects has it all had on your life?
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>>736683800
got a good story?
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>>736683847
Do you think you would have done all that for her if you weren't attracted to her?
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>>736684184
I feel bad for slipping away and drinking my way through family gatherings too, anon. Something comes over me, it makes me feel ashamed to spend time with them afterwards too; but normally I love spending quality time with each of them.
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>>736684282
describe her please
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>>736683800
shit has gotten pretty barren now that periscope has taken off unfortunately, them kids still thirsty but far fewer now
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>>736691459
what do u mean? i never said anything about being attracted to her...
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>>736684554
What happened when you told?
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>>736675597
Hahaha this pleases me
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>>736686379
You might be asexual. Maybe even aromantic? But hey why not try it with a guy if the idea doesn't bother you. In any case, enjoy your life, it's yours.
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>>736677419
where do you cum?
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>>736691570
she's got all the basic human female anatomy. fairly petite, blue eyes, blonde hair, awesome ass, smooth hairless innie pussy
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>>736676868
Hahaha these are great. You stole small electrics specifically? Like tv remotes and phone chargers? You bastard.
>>
I control my sexual urges by ejaculting inside one of my 6yo daughter's stuffed animals
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>>736686553
Man you might find it valuable to read about lifetraps, I can't give you any good advice myself. But it sounds like you have a definite pattern of external sources of negativity in your life that impact your happiness. You're worthy of the same respect and freedom as every other human, and you don't owe shit to anyone who doesn't respect that.
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>>736691825
unf
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>>736686639
Maybe he subconsciously doesn't want to have retard babies, and doesn't want his sister to have retard babies. Assuming she's his biological sister and thus carries some of the same genes as him, his genes probably have greater odds of success if both he and his sister mate with more genetically distant partners.
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>>736686846
At first I got mad but then my justice boner arose. But then I thought, what if she lied?
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>>736687157
So was antisemitism
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>>736691971
>what if she lied
she didnt
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>>736687190
Do you still find men/boys attractive?
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>>736688374
this is a confession thread not a bragging thread

why did the relationship end?
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>>736689058
just let what happens happen, the jesus powers are a myth
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>>736675597
Savage my dude
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>>736690152
do you regret it?
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>>736692214
lol. I moved away
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>>736690680
go on...
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>>736691825
pony?
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>>736692335
What you wanna know?
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>>736691769
any chest or tummy fat?
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>>736685007
>nothing sexual, no real desire to. not my thing
>>736691769
>awesome ass
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>>736691769
does she stare at your dick?
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I met up with chunky/ugly desperate chicks off Plentyoffish and OKcupid with the intent to get them pregnant then disappear right before they give birth. I talk hot bullshit about how i want to raise a family with them and all this other trash. A lot of these women are in thier mid 30s and are thirsty for a husband and give me what I want way to easy.
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>>736690819
because she'd leave me if she found out, and i love both too much to quit one.
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>>736692309
sad end is sad
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I wanna fuck my step-daughter and I think I'm close to doing it. Can share a couple stories.
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>>736692386
how were things with her and her sister, awkward, hot, age?
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>>736692554
share
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>>736692432
no, she's kinda skinny.

>>736692470
can appreciate beauty without wanting/having to fuck her.

>>736692473
not really, she's seen plenty of dicks, it's not new to her.
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>>736692529
How'd you do it without her knowing?
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>>736692666
why has she seen plenty of adult dicks? oh I guess family members shower together a lot in your family
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>>736692536
ya but life goes on
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>>736692666
is she pale? tanned?
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>>736675946
Is fucking Nina and Randa
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>>736692719
i dk how many adult dicks she's seen but she has 3 brothers and has seen theirs lots of times, but not just when showering together, i dk how often they do though.
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>>736692781
she's fairly tan now that she suntans regularly cause summer, has some tan lines, mostly just from her bikini bottom. she must do it topless.
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I burned all the bridges to get back with the one girl I will ever truly love. because I was angry and just had to spread rumors about her. there isn't a day that goes by I don't regret it.
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>>736691423
Girl Probly single digits asks if she can watch my dick do that sperm thing. I say yes as long as I can see her vagoo. She agrees and sits legs wide open fingering while I fap. Blew huge load thanked her moved on. Keked about the sperm thing after.
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>>736682362
Oh Anon, you sure missed a trick
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>>736692576
We were 16 sister 14. Wasn't awkward I had joked with her before about fucking her sister. The sister would walk around half naked and had caught us having sex a few times. So I got her to give me a BJ while watching TV. Hey sister walked I and stared. I asked if she wanted to suck it to. She looked nervous at first but then her sister said go on I'll let you. I blew so hard in her mouth almost instantly. Gradually moved onto fucking her while the older sister watched. Few times I went from one to the other or had one suck the others grool from my dick
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1st time i gave a girl oral sex I was 9, she was 16 and my babysitter.
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>>736693120
what style bottoms? short style, more thongish
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>>736693207
kids are cute ~
more stories?
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*sob*
I see live people
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>>736675389
Eddy?
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>>736693408
god that's so hot
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>>736675389
Edwin?
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>>736693680
bikini thong. im sure she would like to be completely nude but doesnt because neighbors and such.
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>>736693565
her idea or yours?
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>>736693408
was she a virgin?
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>>736693917
No. She was an anal virgin till I got hold of her.
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>>736693818
I knew a kid called Eddie that lived next to me. I used to play snes with him and my other friend. One day his i walked past his house and it was all boarded up. Thought they fucked off n never told anyone. Turnd out they did just just, but because good ol Eddie decided to get a bit touchy feely with his 3yo niece. Never seen him again after that.
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>>736693857
hers, i was reluctant at first but she calmly talked me into it. i explored it with my tongue for a while then she gave some directions. was really fun and educational
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I joined a swinger website and let a 50 year old fat man eat my ass out and suck me off. Im married and straight and just closed my eye and enjoyed the experience.
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>>736694086
tell us about when you took her anal virginity then plz
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>>736694189
what else did you guys do together?
do you feel that she raped you?
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>>736694365
does your wife eat your ass out?
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>>736694536
not much, we made out a couple times. nah, no rape, she didnt force me to do anything
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>>736678257
It means youre a faggot who needs to lurk moar...
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>>736694678
do you think the experience made dealing with girls easier for you?
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>>736695041
definitely.
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Looked through a turbo racist antisemite /pol/ friend's internet history when I was over at his place while he was taking a piss and his bookmarks were swarming with big black cock cuck porn.

Later when he returned I was browsing whatever the fuck and made a "what if we take a look at your internet history" comment. Instant "Nooooooooooooo" from him. I didn't really know what to do or say about that fact.
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>>736694496
That time was actually just me and the sister. Eldest one was asleep and we were messing about downstairs. She asked me if I'd fuck her up the ass. We used olive oil for lube. She moaned about the pain at the start but I didn't care (half nigger remember) she asked me not to cum in her ass, soon as she said that I let my cock blow. Pulled out after to her complaining saying she had to go shit to get the cum out.
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>>736691852
thanks anon i'll look into it
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im autistic and cant help being aloof and awkward in conversations with coworkers and making new friends its driving me insane i just want to know what caused me to be who i am but ashamed of it and myself for my past actions present situation and future opportunities.
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>>736687231
Drop some deets
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I want to fuck my step sister, eat her ass/pussy, and swallow her cum
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>>736695155
would you let your own child?
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>>736695355
did you guys anal again? did she get more into it?
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>>736696149
let them what
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I'm dating ex porn star Dominica leoni she's a nice person and a damn good cook she's also 12 years older then me
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>>736696318
Where did you meet her and how did you get together in this fantasy of yours
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>>736696233
have a sexual relationship with an age difference like you and your babysitter?
>>
>>736696318
so you're saying a pedophile?
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I hate my ex girlfriend fur betraying my trust. I hope she fucking suffers the same way she made me suffer. And I hope every fucking troll involved suffers as well.
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>>736696370
*she's a
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>>736696391
just fuck lots of girl
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>>736696450
*girls
>>
>>736696341
>>736696370
we met at a bar I'm 25 she's 37
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>I went on a night out with my 3rd cousin, she doesnt live near me so i was showing her the nightlife
>After a nice night out and a few drinks i decided to drop her off in the taxi.
>She asked me to come in for a few more so i did. After a few drinks she asked me to stay over. I thought nothing of it obviously.
>We was in bed and then she rolled over and kissed me.
>At this point i was drunk so thought fuck it.. >we was kissing for a bit then she started kissing down my chest and was sucking me off.
>it was dark so i got my phone and turned the flash on so i could watch.
>she was good. she was spitting all over it and making it very wet. she sat up and started to ride me.
>After a few minutes i turned her around, bent her over and fucked her doggy.
>As i was about to cum i turned her around andd gave her a facial. mainly went in her mouth but it was great she sucked me dry and then she went and washed herself and we went to sleep.
>it was a good night, bit weird but good
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>>736696375
3rd cousins are all good right?
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>>736696344
no but doesnt mean it wont happen, especially at that age.
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>>736696537
are you a hero or a monster?
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>>736696549
I dont think so. it was still kinda weird afterwards
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>>736696627
3rd cousins is fine. It's only immediate relations that's dubious
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>>736696554
but if you caught it happening, you'd pretend not to notice and let it happen or?
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>>736696627
that's just because you're family, it's all good
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>>736682913
Want to believe >>736677214
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>>736696224
A couple of times I managed to force my way into the back doors. But I preferred fucking her while her sister watched (normally flicking da bean same time) I tried to get the younger one to eat a creampie but she said it was to weird.
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>>736694570
No never , that's the reason I tried it. Was pretty amazing feeling but could feel the stubble on my ass. He suck dick like a champ though.
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>>736697656
what's the kinkiest shit you ever did with the girl or her sister?
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>>736698564
does your wife at least suck your dick?
>>
i'm a virgin, is that a confession?
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>>736676537
Same. What do you play
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I've been fucking my girlfriend's mom, I'm sure she suspects something.
>>
>>736676537
hey man I want to make contact with you right now but I also don't want to give out contact details on the internet, but I feel you man, I feel you
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>>736699068
who is hotter, gf or the mom?
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>>736699207
They're both hot but the mom has nicer boobs, and has the added younger than she looks thing going on.
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>>736699713
isn't she saggier and more celulite and wrinkles
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>>736699901
Shockingly no. So either she's a witch who performs blood sacrifices or some other shit.
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>>736692667
she thinks I work all the time, but i am hardly at work
>>
>>736699713
Is the daughter tighter?
>>
>>736699901
Older women can look hella good if they take care of themselves. If she gave birth young and they're both ~18, she can be as young as 36-38. But even women in their early 40s can look like they're in mid 30s. Asians factually don't age until they hit 50s.
>>
>>736700070
Has she not figured out that you don't earn a full time wage and that what you do earn goes on hookers and coke, neither of which are cheap if you're getting the good stuff haha
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>>736700034
stick with her daughter, imagine how good she'll look in 20 years
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>>736700146
i make a lot more money then she thinks I do, even with just the few days of work I do.
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>>736700146
That's the secret, OP is secretly a drug lord AND a pimp.
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>>736700102
cetius paribus tho
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>>736700235
So, just curious, what else do you do on your 4 days off where she thinks you're working because you can't be spending 8hrs a day 4 days a week partying with hookers surely??
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I'm dating w/ a divorcied women 15 years older than me. She fucks and looks like an angel.

I'm married and I don't want to get divorced from my wife, who is a boring-in-bed-fat-ass bc I have fear about my economics and things that people will say about me and my crush.

>pic related, looks like my lover
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I want my qt latina wife vanessa to cuckold me
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>>736700536
do you have kids?
>>
>>736700500
it varies per week, some weeks i work 7, some i work 3 or 4. sometimes i spend off days with her, other times i'm still "working".
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>>736700683
You self employed then to get that flexibility?
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>>736676537
Same here, just go to work, come home , play games and stay with my dogs.
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>>736700670
no, but she have a 12y/o boy (I'm33 and she is 48)

>pic related: looks alike my wife
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>>736700776
not self employed, but lot of leeway with boss. i don't decide my weekly schedule, but it's unpredictable. but if i wanted to take days off I could
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>>736700892
coward
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>>736701045
Cool, I take it none of your work mates know/see your gf either so no chance of getting caught out by them saying you weren't at work?
>>
>>736700892
I vote that you should impregnate the divorcee
>>
>>736701237
are you a young cunt looking for basically life advice, or are you a failed old cunt like me looking to live life vicariously?
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>>736701305
Nah not at all, somewhere in between i guess, just bored and interested in the story....
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>>736701533
I let my nihilism take over for a second there, it's not all over, fuck, let's all live a little
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