No, because the universe hates me as much as I hate myself. I have the shittiest luck imaginable.
Luckily I'm a waste of oxygen, so I don't have to worry about being poor.
Not possible. I was fucked from the beginning.
Yep. Just like stupid shit happening to me constantly, like things deciding to just break, or plans being cancelled at the last minute. Yeah, I definitely have influence over that.
That's fucking retarded. These are things that are literally out of my control, yet shit like this just keeps happening. That's why I believe in luck: because there's no fucking way that shit like that keeps happening by chance.
I hate not being fucked out of my mind.
It goes, looking forward to the weekend, that's for sure.
Might go to a night market, not sure yet. Mostly just want to get drunk and tune out.
I spotted a doppelgänger Hotshot today.
Or, wait, you mean an imposter?
Can you disgusting faggots fuck off. What the fuck is wrong with u guys? Hurrr my sexy drawn animals. What the hell? How are these hot in any way. They are retarded as hell. And no I'm not baiting these fucking posts are so dumb go find another board
Oh wow, look at that. He's got a bigger dick than Hotshot, though.
Go die in a fire.
There is no canon for Hotshot's real size.
Don't blame me, blame the old gfurfags. I still remember that chart, pretty sure I have it on my computer.
Now I'd be really impressed if somebody posted a picture of my dick.
Now that I'm afraid I can't do.
No. Without reason, society collapses. We are already experiencing this.
>implying you need a reason to do such things as stronkposting
Unfortunately my collection is not arranged in a way for me to provide /r/s. Sorry!
There has to be a reason for everything.
Would art of people being choked work?
>two teens assault a transgender woman
Well, to be fair, back then it wasn't gfurfags. They were just furfags. There were a good number of straight furfags on the list.
There have been more than a couple of people claim that they like Gfur but are straight.
I remain convinced that they are just lying to themselves.
hey hotshot. Gonna be lurkin'.
I only drop it when I'm not lurking.
ah, I just play too much warthunder so I always like tank pics.
Biggest complaint is it's too bloody hot.
And not even that hot either, but I hate sun.
Puzzle guy here, I heard some stupid cunt tried to fuck with my reputation by pretending to be me (i.e. using all the same images and filenames as I do) and started shit with people.
I'm not accountable for that dickhead's behavior, as I wouldn't start a shit-flinging war for no reason.
That's why I stay in my room with my AC unit on 10 all the time.
The universe just loves fucking me over. >Oh, you wanted you use the internet? Nah, you don't need this wireless adapter anymore, I'll just break it.
>Made plans? Nope, let's cancel them at the last minute.
>Just got an expensive birthday gift? Nah, let's break that too.
Hmm, I don't have ac.
Rarely use wireless Internet, except for my phone.
People cancel plans all the time, just wait until a wife cancels your marriage.
I'm not even sure when the last time I got a birthday present was.
But whatever it was I guarantee it wasn't expensive.
It's the fact it all decided to happen at once. I think I'm doing alright for a while, then some stupid shit happens and makes me extremely depressed again. At this point, I literally can't tell if I was happy before, or just faking it.
I have nothing else going for me in my shitty life. Nothing good ever happens in my life, and when it does I still feel like shit. And when I think everything is fine, life throws another "fuck you". I'm just sick of it. It's never-ending. I just want to fucking die already.
At this point, I literally want nothing other than to die. I can't fucking deal with it anymore. I don't even want to get high, just put a bullet in my head, for the love of god.
And if you can't deal with my posting then you kill yourself. See? Works both ways.
i think anyone who can't deal with the existence of furfags like me is a weak little bitch who can't focus on hating more prominent issues, like terrorists and foot fetishists
I probably am. I wouldn't know, nor care.
Are you delusional or just retarded? Do you not see the irony of your statement?
Alrighty gents, headed out for the night. Happy posting!
Which I won't deny either. Doesn't mean anything. I'm still extremely depressed and suicidal.
Shut the fuck up you're the biggest bitch here
Calling a retard out for being a retard isn't bad, nice job trying to sound smart and wise though
I thought I told you to shut the fuck up
I bet you try to put out fires with gasoline too.
I put niggers underground without a sound.
Alright, sure. I've vented enough for now anyway.
the 43 year old furry, its a shame you couldn't be a normal sane member of society and not cringy cancer
/b/ isn't a therapist so whats whining about your problems here gunna do ?
It makes me feel better because I don't like being around actual people.
And 20yo fags apparently.
seems like a fun evening, but I'd like a better dog
all furfags are failures and disappointments in life so this is why there furfags because if they were normal people with normal lives they wouldn't be here fapping to this weird ass shit in the first place
If you weren't a failure and a disappointment at life, you wouldn't be here bitching
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>i may be shit, but you are more shit
Like I would trust a piece of shit like you
I don't know why people like great value foxes so much.
That's my first time speaking you, queermosexual.
I wonder if I order a pizza, if mustang bro will show up again. He got that shit to me in 20 minutes. Mustang bro is a top tier delivery dude.
no argument from me
They do seem rather friendly. And I'm not one to give a dog a bone, so I'm able to judge how sexy a dog is.
I'm not a foot fag or a paw fag. Guilty on the feral count though.
It started with a show about magical ponies.
I wouldn't stretch it that far.
I'd love to stay and post ferals, but I've got to get up for work tomorrow.
they're not the only attractive equines, y'know
(and I'm seriously gone this time)