s/fur a true
>>736648886
I hate furries
I hate myself.
>>736649860
me too
>>736649860
Only you can change that.
And it's easier than you think, you just have to try.
>>736649914
Everything sucks.
>>736649994
Because you allow it to suck.
>>736649967
I don't like trying.
>>736649994
I know. I hate being poor.
>>736650093
Well you're fucked then.
And not in a good way, with a warm wet vag around your cock.
>>736650056
No, because the universe hates me as much as I hate myself. I have the shittiest luck imaginable.
>>736650139
Luckily I'm a waste of oxygen, so I don't have to worry about being poor.
>>736650279
I know.
>>736650369
Great men make their own luck.
>>736650139
Being poor has no bearing on your quality of life or happiness.
>>736650437
Not possible. I was fucked from the beginning.
>>736650556
Only because you allow yourself to be so.
>>736650652
Yep. Just like stupid shit happening to me constantly, like things deciding to just break, or plans being cancelled at the last minute. Yeah, I definitely have influence over that.
No depressed, crying, kys autists here.
Blah! Lame thread, OP sucks.
>>736650832
More than you think you do.
>>736650980
That's fucking retarded. These are things that are literally out of my control, yet shit like this just keeps happening. That's why I believe in luck: because there's no fucking way that shit like that keeps happening by chance.
>>736651234
Things are only out of your control if you allow them to be.
>>736651337
Sure thing Mr Wise Old Man.
Hey gents.
>>736651578
Hey.
>>736651702
Hey Sloth.
I hate not being fucked out of my mind.
>>736651757
How are you?
>>736651578
Qe Onda jefe?
>>736651857
It goes, looking forward to the weekend, that's for sure.
>>736652038
Good to hear. Any plans?
>>736651853
Go to a homeless camp, strip naked except for a bag over your head and get down on your hands and knees with a big bottle of lube next to you.
>>736652113
Might go to a night market, not sure yet. Mostly just want to get drunk and tune out.
>>736652233
I spotted a doppelgänger Hotshot today.
>>736652323
Suit?
>>736652233
I hear that.
>>736652323
Or, wait, you mean an imposter?
>>736652383
The picture I just posted
>>736648886
Can you disgusting faggots fuck off. What the fuck is wrong with u guys? Hurrr my sexy drawn animals. What the hell? How are these hot in any way. They are retarded as hell. And no I'm not baiting these fucking posts are so dumb go find another board
>>736652323
Oh wow, look at that. He's got a bigger dick than Hotshot, though.
>>736652122
Go die in a fire.
>>736652478
Prove it
>>736652513
OwO
>>736652513
>>736652513
His dick is 6". I know this because reasons.
>>736652497
Why?
I was giving serious solution to your problem.
>>736652649
Fuckin' Gayfur.
>>736652640
Hotshot's looks bigger to me. Plus, didn't you once say he's macro, and that the planets are full size?
>>736652649
Show us, because reasons.
>>736652760
There is no canon for Hotshot's real size.
>>736652703
Don't blame me, blame the old gfurfags. I still remember that chart, pretty sure I have it on my computer.
>>736652779
Now I'd be really impressed if somebody posted a picture of my dick.
>>736652824
Yup.
>>736652779
Can't because other reasons.
>>736652816
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>736652867
Now that I'm afraid I can't do.
>>736652876
C'mon.
Impress him.
Because... Fuck reasons.
Yummy ridges...!
>>736653020
No. Without reason, society collapses. We are already experiencing this.
How about some pornography of the avian variety?
>>736653124
>implying you need a reason to do such things as stronkposting
>>736653392
Unfortunately my collection is not arranged in a way for me to provide /r/s. Sorry!
>>736653439
>>736653404
There has to be a reason for everything.
>>736653392
Would art of people being choked work?
>>736653702
I learned that there is more to life now than shitposting as an ostrich with a choking fetish.
>>736653702
>two teens assault a transgender woman
>>736653854
We can turn this physical assault into a sexual assault.
>>736653958
If you insist.
Dragonshaft!
>>736652824
I remember there being a page with all of the gfurfags names on it somewhere. I wonder what happened to that.
>>736654751
Well, to be fair, back then it wasn't gfurfags. They were just furfags. There were a good number of straight furfags on the list.
>>736654751
They of them don't even show their faces around anymore.
>>736654938
Whoa man, that sentence was a mess.
*all of them don't show their faces anymore.
>>736654893
True, although I only remember one declared straight guy in the gfur threads. It was a while ago.
>>736655003
Yeah, everyone kind of drifted off.
>>736655155
There have been more than a couple of people claim that they like Gfur but are straight.
I remain convinced that they are just lying to themselves.
>>736658305
Hey Mous.
>>736658338
hey hotshot. Gonna be lurkin'.
>>736658602
10-4
>>736658602
hey mous, no intro image?
>>736659102
I only drop it when I'm not lurking.
>>736659090
Hey GT, how goes it?
>>736659227
Greetings Mer Hotshot.
It goes well.
>>736659090
Hey.
>>736659364
Greetings Mer Dash.
How's things?
Aww man, that St. Valentine's Day Massacre pocket watch is already at $900. I was considering bidding at ~$500.
>>736659199
ah, I just play too much warthunder so I always like tank pics.
>>736659599
Greetings Mer 8bit.
>>736659561
Pretty bad, how about you?
>>736660048
I'm decent.
Biggest complaint is it's too bloody hot.
And not even that hot either, but I hate sun.
Why's bad?
>>736648886
Puzzle guy here, I heard some stupid cunt tried to fuck with my reputation by pretending to be me (i.e. using all the same images and filenames as I do) and started shit with people.
I'm not accountable for that dickhead's behavior, as I wouldn't start a shit-flinging war for no reason.
>>736660183
fuck this stupid weird gay ass furry bs
>>736660281
you have no ''reputation'' on /b/ ya pussy ass bitch
>>736660183
Weather sucks down here too.
>>736660446
Some people are known for specific things, actually.
>>736660468
I've heard it's a lot hotter in other places.
Glad I'm not there, it's supposed to be high 80's tomorrow and mid 90 Saturday.
Not sure what it is now.
>>736652447
this is you
>>736652447
cmon you know you can't resist this cute face
>>736660183
That's why I stay in my room with my AC unit on 10 all the time.
The universe just loves fucking me over. >Oh, you wanted you use the internet? Nah, you don't need this wireless adapter anymore, I'll just break it.
>Made plans? Nope, let's cancel them at the last minute.
>Just got an expensive birthday gift? Nah, let's break that too.
>>736649860
Deep
>>736661222
Hmm, I don't have ac.
Rarely use wireless Internet, except for my phone.
People cancel plans all the time, just wait until a wife cancels your marriage.
I'm not even sure when the last time I got a birthday present was.
But whatever it was I guarantee it wasn't expensive.
i dont enjoy being a furry
but i hate being a human more
because lets be honest
humans fucking suck
>>736661832
I like humans that suck.
That's one thing you can't really get from animals.
>>736661927
your subtle joke is appreciated, but also true
>>736662018
>subtle
>>736661684
It's the fact it all decided to happen at once. I think I'm doing alright for a while, then some stupid shit happens and makes me extremely depressed again. At this point, I literally can't tell if I was happy before, or just faking it.
>>736660549
and furries are known for being retarded gay useless shitty members of society
>>736662623
Ahh,
Well shit happens all the time.
You have Internet, you can make more plans, broken things can be replaced if they're important.
Don't get too excited about it.
>>736662790
walt disney was a furry
>>736662802
I have nothing else going for me in my shitty life. Nothing good ever happens in my life, and when it does I still feel like shit. And when I think everything is fine, life throws another "fuck you". I'm just sick of it. It's never-ending. I just want to fucking die already.
>>736663557
Like I've said before, you can do anything you want with your life. Go live it.
>>736663557
>pussy fgt whining about life and how its not fair
are all furfags like this fgt ?
>>736663706
At this point, I literally want nothing other than to die. I can't fucking deal with it anymore. I don't even want to get high, just put a bullet in my head, for the love of god.
>>736663921
I'm sick of your whining already, its called natural selection because if you cant deal with life then kys ok
i constantly feel like shit too
>>736663755
Nope.
I'm almost always positive. Life is pretty good.
>>736664173
And if you can't deal with my posting then you kill yourself. See? Works both ways.
i think anyone who can't deal with the existence of furfags like me is a weak little bitch who can't focus on hating more prominent issues, like terrorists and foot fetishists
>>736664520
Or jews
>>736664211
then stop being a edgy emo teenager
>>736664277
I bet you're an annoying cunt irl too, and no I wont kms cuz I aint a sad pussy bitch
>>736664661
you still should because you choose to spend your time spewing negativity in the world
that just means as a person, you're currently worthless
>>736664520
stop impersonating me, you're a cancer bs like everyone else in this thread except me
>>736664661
I probably am. I wouldn't know, nor care.
>>736664780
Are you delusional or just retarded? Do you not see the irony of your statement?
>>736664780
>the furfag is telling me how to spend my time
>>736664806
you remind me of a stupid spoiled child
Alrighty gents, headed out for the night. Happy posting!
>>736664661
>emo teenager.
Dude... I'm 43.
>>736665061
that's even worse
>>736665016
Which I won't deny either. Doesn't mean anything. I'm still extremely depressed and suicidal.
>>736665043
Night.
>>736664787
Shut the fuck up you're the biggest bitch here
>>736664946
Calling a retard out for being a retard isn't bad, nice job trying to sound smart and wise though
>>736665016
I thought I told you to shut the fuck up
>>736665124
Why? Because I have the life experience to actually know what I'm talking about?
>>736665519
I bet you try to put out fires with gasoline too.
>>736665835
I put niggers underground without a sound.
>>736665835
Grab a chair. We were about to roast some marshmallows.
>>736666023
Alright, sure. I've vented enough for now anyway.
>>736665975
I bet you think Minute Rice is related to Condoleezza Rice
>>736665614
the 43 year old furry, its a shame you couldn't be a normal sane member of society and not cringy cancer
>>736665360
/b/ isn't a therapist so whats whining about your problems here gunna do ?
>>736666184
only teenage girls and pussy cuck boys have to ''vent''
C'mon kiddos, play nice...
Nothing to see here
>>736666213
It makes me feel better because I don't like being around actual people.
>>736666307
And 20yo fags apparently.
i just want sept digits
guess i'm trying again
>736666666
>>736651485
seems like a fun evening, but I'd like a better dog
>>736666719
It's >>736666666 you fucking nigger.
>>736666481
all furfags are failures and disappointments in life so this is why there furfags because if they were normal people with normal lives they wouldn't be here fapping to this weird ass shit in the first place
>>736666851
If you weren't a failure and a disappointment at life, you wouldn't be here bitching
>>736666851
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>736666790
Husky are best.
>>736667104
>>736667166
everyone on /b/ is a disappointment at life but the point is, furries are the bottom of the barrel
>>736667380
>i may be shit, but you are more shit
Like I would trust a piece of shit like you
>>736667360
This.
>>736667360
I don't know why people like great value foxes so much.
>>736667574
there is a reason you have trust issues, you pathetic fag
>>736667732
That's my first time speaking you, queermosexual.
I wonder if I order a pizza, if mustang bro will show up again. He got that shit to me in 20 minutes. Mustang bro is a top tier delivery dude.
>>736667846
>making up insults now
you're more immature then my cat and shes really stupid
>>736667723
Husky?
Because they're sexy.
And floofy.
They have great personality too.
>>736667360
no argument from me
>>736668051
They do seem rather friendly. And I'm not one to give a dog a bone, so I'm able to judge how sexy a dog is.
>>736668146
you deserved to be dick slapped by a bbc
>>736668296
>feralfag
>pawfag
>>736668302
unable* man, I need to drink more.
>>736668463
I'm not a foot fag or a paw fag. Guilty on the feral count though.
It started with a show about magical ponies.
>>736668302
Not just friendly, but.. Almost human.
>>736668730
I wouldn't stretch it that far.
https://youtu.be/PXYeARRyDWk
>>736668690
My apologies. At least you're the lesser of two evils.
>>736668937
>mlp
>lesser of two evils
Absolutely, as long as he keeps it out of this thread.
>>736669048
More of this character.
I'd love to stay and post ferals, but I've got to get up for work tomorrow.
Peace.
>>736669048
True, true. But footfags are generally worse, and they're always so faggoty about it in every thread.
>>736669048
they're not the only attractive equines, y'know
(and I'm seriously gone this time)
>>736668690
Small colourful mares from popular TV shows are sexy.
bump?
>>736670500
new bread coming soon