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who is she?

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who is she?
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>>736647016
I bet that pussy smells like cigarettes
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>>736647252
great job detective
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>>736647016
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cmon guys i must know who this angel is
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>>736647016
I wish I could eat my own pussy
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>>736647016
Might be hot if it was ganja
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>>736647016
Portal
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>>736647433
tits or gtfo hoe
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>>736647252
>>736647337
this fuckin' exchange. I don't even know why.
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She's a chaturbate cam girl. And she's on top another girl.
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>>736647433
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>>736647016
There are two girls in that vid, in case you couldn't tell.
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>>736647612
shes not on top of another girl, that is her own pussy u retarded faggot.
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>>736647563
>>736647624
>not grasping what a wish is
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>>736647811
https://www.xvideos.com/video27844977/latina_group_sex_caught_on_video...
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>>736647811
believe whatever bullshit you want to believe if it gets you off, jack
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>>736647959
this is now an "eat your own pussy" thread.
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>>736647433
Wish I could eat my own boipucci
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>>736647433
I thought she was 69-ing
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>>736648098
it's called autocunnilingus, and basically it's never happened for real
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>>736648144
see
>>736647811
u retarded faggot.
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>>736648130
post boipucci
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>>736648199
nice job faggot, did you just google that to sound like a fucking know it all? kys now. Fuck you.
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>>736648199
wow dude you sure are smart
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>>736648309
>did you just google that to sound like a fucking know it all?
No, I've just been around for more than the summer.

Sorry I ruined your fap session, faggot.
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>>736648239
its not another girl. it's her own pussy. the video the guy linked is a completely different girl. u guys are dumb as hell. There's multiple videos onnline of girls eating their own pussies.
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>>736648512
nice response you fucking cocksmoker.

so, what you're saying is that you're 12 and you feel the need to call other people summerfags in order to deflect from the fact that you yourself are summer incarnate?

kys you fucking kv nigger.
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>>736647016
It's fake, There are two girls. Many shitty camgirls are doing this, and idiots fucking tip shit tons thinking she is flexible enough to eat herself out like this.

Here is a screenie I grabbed when I was crying at all the fools throwing their shekels away. Notice the girl on tops jeans/thong..
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>>736648592
Post the moment she bend
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>>736648199
kek.
I'm not flexible in any regard and I used to be able to lick my own penis head.
I used to it about once a week till I started getting chest pain from it.
Haven't done it for about 6 years now.

Just imagine a girl who is automatically by nature flexible.
Then imagine a girl who actually works on being more flexible.
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>>736647016
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5823b151972c1
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The video of i saw of her you could see the other girls foot in the back.
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>>736648928
This is the source video. At 2:12 you can see the other girl's hands on the right side of the video briefly.
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>>736649318
No you can't, stop lying you fucking faggot
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>>736648827
Check out mless /AFF1D6B which is pretty much the closest non-fake attempt you'll see.

Notice how when she frontbends that much, her pussy leans towards her forehead.

Autofellatio is completely different since the length of your cock reduces the amount you need to bend, and allows you to reach it from a different angle.

My wife is a contortionist, she's trained nearly every day for about 25 years and I can tell you the female human body just doesn't bend this way.

>>736648678
That good enough for you, you shit-eating pissant?
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>>736649318
Confirmed.
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>>736649318
>>736649392
Dont get me wrong. I want some hot real auto sucky-sucky as well, but this girl isnt it.
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Glad that this is fake - her voice is so fucking annoying that cumming would be nearly impossible.
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>2:10

you're all fuckin dumb, get a grip
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oh... there are two girls, that's gay
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>>736647016
You dumb fuck. In the actual video there is clear moaning while her face is buried in pussy.
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The guy pretending to have a contortionist wife is right. It's blatantly imposible. It has nothing to do with flexibility, just human dimensions. Even if you removed your ribs, this would still be impossible.
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>>736649674
yes u can see another girl's hands but that's just a random girl, the vagina still belongs to the main girl. its obvious u dumbass.
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>>736650239
kek
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>>736650213
*sigh* believe me anon, i have no reason to pretend.

she's fucking crazy about it, watches contortion videos on youtube all the time. shit pisses me off, it's so pointless.

you'd think it might make her better in bed but nope
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>>736650213
someone find a legit video of a girl eating her own snatch just to shut this know-it-all up.
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>>736651073
yeah good luck with that
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>>736651073
http://exiporn.com/id/271501-amateur___cute_pigtail_teen_licks_own_pussy__dildos.html

3:16
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>>736651421
>>736651148
hahahahahah know-it-all boy was wrong. hes jealous cuz he cant lick his own puss hole
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>>736648827

Yeah, but your penis head extends out. Try to lick your balls and report back to me.
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>>736651550
His 'contortionist wife' is either fake or incompetent.
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>>736651421
That's not her pussy, dumbass. Notice the cuts immediately before and after.
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>>736651421
>>736651550
jesus you retards are unbelievable

she's not really licking her pussy, it's a forced-perspective trick, that's why it's shot only from that one angle, and why it doesn't shot her bending into position, the video just cuts straight into it.
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>>736651747
it *is* her pussy, but her tongue isn't reaching it

look carefully at her tongue and her clit - that don't make any contact
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>>736651635
actually, licking your own taint would be closer to what these idiots think is possible
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>>736651764
>>736651747
Your side is basically occams razor at this point.
>Muh expert wife
>Camera angles
>It's not the hole
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>>736652138
Your 'side' is just trolling though.
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>>736652138
I'm not the guy you're arguing against, but where's the rest of the videos?
Also wikipedia says
> autocunnilingus has not been reliably documented as achievable
Seems like you're the one that needs to supply some evidence?
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>>736652314
>Muh contortionist wife
Isn't trolling?
That's just simply a stupid argument.
Who's to say she isn't incompetent?
Who's to say she never developed the proper stretching for it.
>>736652325
Probably because anyone with the capability already has a career in contortionist and probably wouldn't risk their career for a porn one.
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>>736650239
stfu feminist
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>>736647016
If I could suck my own dick I'd never leave the house.....
>amagay?
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>>736652533
Your video is of a normally proportioned girl. AFF1D6B shows pretty clearly what happens when an extremely flexible girl of normal proportions attempts this. It's honestly not even close. There is no bending which will change this basic fact.

Given that people have multiple examples of this being faked and you have no examples of it actually happening, and it is easily explained as a fake, and it is not clear that it would ever be possible for real, Occam's razor would pretty clearly not be on your side.

If this were real, they would show it actually happening using the same kind of camera work as the rest of the video, not just a brief shot from a single shallow angle cut sharply on both ends.
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>>736652533
you seem to be arguing with the wrong /b/ro here

i'm the one with the contortionist wife. look, i'm not claiming that she's the best contortionist in the fucking world. there's certainly a ton of chinese and russian preteens that are much better than her. i was just trying to explain why i already knew what autocunnilingus was, and why i already knew that it's basically impossible.

i don't give a fuck what you guys think, it's just a little weird being called a 12yo summerfag when you're over 40
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>>736651421
>http://exiporn.com/id/271501-amateur___cute_pigtail_teen_licks_own_pussy__dildos.html

Holy fuck yall are some gullible motherfuckers
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>>736652138
It's funny how you have no proof or evidence to back yourself up, and they are being up theirs, but you saying that their evidence is what makes them wrong. Also your analogy makes zero sense. They say is it's as simple as it not being possible while you are saying it's as simple as it is possible. Occams razor is about assumptions, not proof too. It'd be retarded to say "the more proof something has, the less likely it's true. "
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>>736648693
HERES A SCREENIE WITH A WATERMARK AND PHOTOSHOP BLURRING ON PARTS
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this is now a HOT-MODEL-KILLED-BY-FOOD-ITEMS thread
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>>736653156
>It's only evidence when I say it is
Are you 12 years old or something holy shit.
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>>736647016
Your Mom.
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>>736653322
And to prove his point, this guy makes up more assumptions. Give him a god damn medal.
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>>736653610
All those assumptions about proof and evidence
Then point out that there is none and he's basing it on literally nothing
>STOP MAKING ASSUMPTIONS

LOL what?
Great argument.
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>>736653156
You mean the lack of any?
nice rant.
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>>736647624
real femanon here
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I've never seen it, but I'm certain it's possible.
I used to be an avid self-sucker, and while I agree it is easier because the penis protrudes from the body, I got balls deep on myself on multiple occasions.
I'm not a contortionist other than sucking my own dick, so surely a woman who spends years practicing contortion could achieve such a feat
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>>736653345
hehi get it, cause she died via cream despenser
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>>736654259
But is your wife one?
That's the only way to be sure.
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>>736654259
If you had ever seen a pussy, you would know it is not in the same place as a penis.
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>>736654259
The root of a guy's cock is in a very different place than a pussy. Even 'balls deep' is a LOOONG way off from slurping all over your perineum.
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>>736654363
She's not.
Sorry for wasting your time
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>>736654259
You are so much a faggot.
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>>736654498
>>736654495
But lips at at the base, tongue is nearly where it needs to be when extended. And I know there are women out there more flexible than me
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>>736647433
shes 69ing another girl >>736647016
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>>736654598
Then why out of billions of people on the earth, is there no irrefutable evidence that any woman has ever managed to do it?
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>>736654800
Idk, but that doesn't mean it's never happened
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>>736654950
No, the anatomical impossibility is what means it's never happened.
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>>736655288
What makes you such an expert on what is and is not anatomically possible?
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>>736655288
>An assumption.
Is your wife a contortionist?
Then how could you possibly know what is or isn't possible.
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>>736655416
Fuck you, that's what.
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