Just share your secret, this is a safe place.

I want to be a sissy for just one day.

>>736643717
I played a sexual game with a classmate when I was on first grade

I am from the past

>>736643717
Put my dick in my sister while she was passed out

My sister and I had sex almost daily throughout middle school.

>>736643717
I dated a chick, then my friends pressured me to break up because she was butt ass ugly. Months later I pressured her into being fuck buddies without spreading the word, and got nudes, then cut it off. None of my friends know.

fucked my best friends sister and mom

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I'm a 42 yr old virgin. I still live with mom I havent worked in 7 years. I play WoW all day.

I was gang raped by 3 niggers in college. Fought too hard to be anal raped, but that night my throat was used as their fuck hole. I never told anyone, I thought they were my friends, in reality they were just waiting till my guard was down. I was 18 they were 19-22

>>736643717
I think I'm pedo. And it's all because of /b/

>>736644057
Jesus man what are you doing with your life, get a job and a girlfriend.

I was insecure about my sexuality and /b/ helped me into heterosexuality again
Thanks

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>>736643717
This is my secret, I can't be arsed typing it out again.

>>736644212
i think this guy is still a faggot, but dont tell him i told you. It's a secret

>>736644243
"some were the same age as my nippers"
You're way of saying things makes your sad story funny.

>>736644272
Well, kinda
Before, (About a month or so) I fapped to trap and shota shit, then, after getting a little bit on /pol/, I tried to masturbate only to straight shit, and I succeded so far.

what the fuck's a tali-ho

>>736643717
I'm a tranny, but I want to keep my dick big before I get on hormones.

>>736644390
What is the extent to these bursts? Like what's the worst you've ever done?

I want a gf.... sc; xtrilqs. Kik;dirtywaffles32

>>736643717
I luv the smell of Napalm and fried Gooks in the morning.

I like futa and disgusted by myself for liking it.
I used to finger/play my arse with actual toys (dinosaurs to be specific) but stopped cus it felt weird.
Severe depression and most probably many other mental illnesses.

>>736644406
literally forcing yourself to be straight
>I tried to masturbate only to straight shit, and I succeded so far.

>>736645036
Because if anything, I was bisexual, I still got aroused by women

I fucked up my relationship with my dad, actually both of us did, I can't admit it to anyone, but I hate him, it's not bs, it started when I was younger and he sold my collection of toys to buy drugs, I didn't even cry that day, I just looked on his face and said I'd forgive him, bit I guess I never did, and thing just got worse with time, more drugs and shit, and he stayed most of childhood on rehab, I just lost connection with him, and he came back after a few years, he leaves with me and my grandparents, they support him and he doesn't even work, they do almost everything and he stays at home smoking pot all day, I started to hate his voice, his touch, even his presence bothers me, but at the same time, I fell sorry for him, cuz he fucked up his life. I wish I could change this, but if he doesn't care about it, I won't neither, after 10 years, I just gave up on him

iMy girlfriend has a collection of used condoms i found. I'm guessing its from all the guys shes fucked. There is two shoe boxes full. IDK if i should confront her or not

>>736645998
Cheat on her and put your used condoms in the box
She'll have no clue

>>736645998
You should confront her and post results for science.

>>736646452
thats an interesting idea. Mayb i should just keep an eye to make sure she isnt cheating.

When we first had sex she told me she only used condoms the first time having sex with someone. judging by the amount of condoms in the box I'm really hoping that hasnt always been the case.

>>736646526
maybe

In December 2012 when everyone thought the world was going to end, my neighbor broke into my house, drugged me, and had me fuck his 11 and 8 year old daughters. Was the best sex of my life.

I haven't been having sex with my partner for 6 months now. She still eats my sperm as every time I fap I put my load on her toothbrush

>>736645998
Does she think it's some sort of trophy? Call her out on that shit

>>736643980
Greentext and pics please anon

All of my life, I've been told that I don't deserve anyone and that I'll die alone. Sure, I've had girlfriends in the past, but I firmly believe that I do not deserve anyone. I've been told that I'm worthless and no one can love me. Because of all of this, I've contemplated suicide multiple times. I have the tools to do it, but I'm scared.

>>736647352
she must be keeping them as trophies because i cant think of any other reason. there are hundreds of them in the two boxes, i really hope they dont each represent a person shes fucked

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>>736644057
LIVIng the dream

>>736644444
checked

>>736644140
Kek

Kys faggot

Or get help.

Don't blame /b/ because you're weak as shit.

>>736647532
Every person has inherent value anon. Get a life

im 21 and still a virgin, despite the fact that im fairly good looking. Is that bad?

>>736643717
im in a relationship with a BI german guy while im fucking 3 girls on the side posting here because i needed to vent

>>736643717
I don't like interracial porn, it's not that I'm against it I just don't wanna see it>>736647533
I doubt it but man...
I'd steer clear of her, doesn't sound like a keeper. Just looking out for a brotha

>>736644444
Holy quads batman!

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>>736643717
I'm an unapologetic sexual degenerate with no plans on slowing or stopping.

>>736643717
Uncharted

>>736644777
Look on the bright side.

You got the lucky trips tonight son! Go by a lottery ticket!

I want a guy to hit me or beat me atleast once

>>736643717
When I was 5 I had some swordplay with another boy inside my wardrobe and my mom caught us.

And I used to sleep in my parents bed until I was like 17.
Also, I masturbated while touching the nipple of my mother while she was sleeping. Once.

I am so fucked.

>>736647729
Not really, no one cares if you decide to keep your card

>>736647532
Who the fuck told you that shit?

Ignore it /b/ro.

>>736643717
I cum in less than 10 seconds, this has made my life miserable because I don't see the point of living if I could never satisfy a woman with my penis.

>>736644057
Actually, that's very impressive. Wow.

>>736648050
thing is, its not intentional. Im just an insecure autist when it comes to making a move

>>736643717
My sister and I have been having sex for over a year.

this is hard to admit but...traps are gay...there i said it, and I'm not ashamed to admit it

My sister drunkenly sucked my dick when I was in middle school, and still showers me with expensive gifts to this day to make sure no one finds out.

I'm into guys, no one knows, I'm afraid for it to come out because I know people will treat me different not outright hate but you know diffrent. Im already plain , I don't want to just be defined by my sexual preference. When I save up enough I plan on moving away to a different state (hopefully a less liberal one) and cutting ties to my family. I'm the middle child so I'm usually ignored by my family, their awful and constantly argue and live off welfare. They said that if I were gay that I could tell them, but I think that kinda stuff should stay in the bedroom, like I said I don't want my sexuality to be my identity.

when i was 5 i was raped by my entire daycare staff and ive told anyone

Everyone thinks my boyfriend and I have a relatively alright, vanilla relationship. What they don't know is that I regularly humiliate him and force him to do dirty shit in public, and fuck him in the ass with a strap-on, as well as performing CBT and rubbing ice all over his body, including his dick. I'm his mistress, and he is my slave. I treat him like a girl. He enjoys all of it.

>>736645998
Just ask her already!

I live a double life, where in one I'm a sissy faggot that's lost count of how many dicks I've taken and loads I've swallowed. Started when I was 14, I'm 26 now.

There is a guy out there raising a child he thinks is his when its really mine

>>736647336
Ugh.

>>736648426
Fag

>>736648478
im afraid to know the answer

>>736648434
like even in casual conversation? talking about the weather with a stranger one minute and the next you bust out the rape story.

>>736648434
That's hot. I'm so jealous.

>>736647532
Get back in the truck!

I just don't care about college anymore

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>>736647532
I kinda feel the same. Everytime you get in touch with other people you come to the same conclusion over and over again. But I think that you should be selfish about this and take what you do not deserve (in your opinion).
Stay strong, anon.

>>736647677
not everyone, you can't make that assumption about an anon, unless we're talking flesh value then yes you are correct

>>736648853
No, it really doesn't...

>>736643717
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

>>736648531
more info on that pls

>>736648152
>could never satisfy a woman with my penis.
Look on the bright side, anon. You could never satisfy a woman with your face either. Right now, you're batting a 100%

>>736646628
It's probably true. She's most likely a huge ho.

>>736649025
wtf goes on in her head that she keeps the used condom? what kind of psychosis does she have? and why stop now? why settle with me>?

>>736648419
Why doesn't she suck your dick to keep you quite?

>>736648494
faggot

>>736643717
I once ran over a dog and just kept driving

>>736649130
Who says she has stopped? Keeping used condoms is weird.

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>>736648467

>>736648640
Are you anxious about eventually becoming one of these used condoms in the future, as well?

As soon as my dog and cats get old and die, I'm going to kill myself. I'm 42, no debt, good job, money saved, and I'm a widower.

>>736649179
reported

>>736648970
Jonny Cash, you're dead. Go back to yojr grave.

>>736649274
Are you in there now? Is your cum chilling out with the others?

Best have a look and see if you can recognise your own baby gravy

>>736649348
42 is still not old enough to die, man. Get yourself something else to care about, when they are gone.

>>736643883
Halloween is your day.

>>736649238
No tits for you, fucking faggot. At least not my own tits, anyway.

>>736649348
Why?

Can I Talk you out of it?

If not, can I have your money please?

>>736643717
I sucked my brother's dick when i was 9

I'm cheating on my girlfriend with my sister

>>736649649
ok man, cool story bro

>>736643980
Forced my sister to give me a blow job when we were younger. She told on me. She still hates me.

>>736649649
Why is he a faggot for wanting to see titties?

TOGTFO cunt

>>736649010
when I was 20 I was FWB's with this girl. She was on and off again with her longtime bf. Usually we fucked with condoms but a couple of times I didn't have any and she wanted to fuck anyways. She asked me to pull out both times. I could never pull out her pussy was too good. I came inside her 5 times between those two nights. A few weeks later she asked me if i was sure i had pulled out. I said yes, and then she said ok one of my BF's condoms must have broke. I think she knew the truth but the lie was easier for her.

>>736648494
Post pics of you taking dicks

>>736649668
>why
Cause life is meaningless since my wife died.
>can I have your money?
I don't care, I'll be dead. As long as it doesn't go to my family. Right now, everything is going to a friend.

>>736644212
Hate to break it to you, but, "once a faggot, always a faggot".

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>>736649838
>>736649876
>>736649827

I'm taking herbal estrogen.

>>736649728
Story, faggot.

remember as a kid i went to a retail clothing store and wiped my ass with a tie.

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I'm currently cheating on my girlfriend of 5 years to date a semi-famous youtuber. Neither one of them know about the other. I don't love my current girlfriend anymore. In fact I can't even stand to be around her for long. But my youtube girl is absolutely amazing.

>>736649274
I'm sure the condom we used the first time is there. I just have so many questions. Is she a sex addict? how many guys has she fucked? is something seriously wrong with her? Im scared to confront her

>>736649904
Care to chat about it anon? If not with me, with your mate who's getting all your money?

>>736643717
Became fuck buddies with my flatmate despite us both being in long term relationships. Now I can't stop thinking about her and dating her instead of my GF

>>736648531
I tried to do that, but she had a miscarriage.

My sister moved in with me and my wife two years ago, she is disabled for life with epilepsy and collects SSI. Since about two weeks after she moved and still to present day we occasionally fuck behind my wife's back. The sex isn't stupid good or anything but just the thought of having a mistress keeps me happy.

>>736650129
Dump the girlfriend you don't love.

>>736649373
#MeninBlacklivesmatter

>>736650145
All these questions will never be answered, if you don't talk to her. Seeking the truth can hurt, but it's worth.

Tried to fingered my mom when was sleeping. just a little touch. she woke up immediately, i started crying and said i had a nightmare. I was a teenager.
Definitely in the top 10 worst memories of my life.

>>736649904
I get you. Hope there's an afterlife so you and your wife can be together again then friend.

>>736650145
>Im scared
You've said this a thousand times!

Are you really so beta?

Ask her and deal with the fallout or get driven insane by it constantly dancing around your brain.

>>736650278
probably better in the long run

>>736648494
Sex only gets better.
Keep whoring.

>>736647779
>quints not quads
quad is four
quint is five

I often talk to girls online to convince them to either date me or have casual sex with me. I rarely ever meet up, I just do it to boost my self-esteem.

I went out with a friend two days ago and felt like the start of a great long-term relationship, but still have current gf. I'm also leaving the city in a few months so I don't know if I should try to have my cake and eat it to or just break it off with new girl or old gf.

>>736650451
I can relate to that.

>>736644057
How did you manage that?

>>736644243
Gotta deal with that shit somehow Brother. Humour helps, I know.

>>736648426
Truck stop & adult book store glory holes are fun.

>>736644072
Greentext

>>736648293
>summer is here

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>>736650387
We've been together for so long, we have loans together and live together. She'd have nowhere to go. I feel trapped.

>>736648152
thats because 9/10 women arent satisfied by a penis. anyone that says otherwise is ignorant to the fact that girls fake orgasms because they get bored.
LRN2 fingerfuck, then when she cums you can fuck

>>736650576
Yeah, I know. My bad.

I put it down to a glitch in the Matrix

be me
>spic
>lives in a okay neighborhood but surrounded by other spics and niggers
>in a gang
>one night me and two friends drove by a niggers house who is in a rival gang
>drive by happens ended up killing the guy but police cant prove shit.

>>736650757
Just be honest with her. Anything else will make everything more complicated. You can figure something out afterwards.

>>736644243
Future terrorists and terrorist creators

>>736650855
>>736650955
My dub /b/rother!

I ate a live frog in middle school. as alone at my grandparents summer house and just wanted to see what it as like.

I am not proud.

>>736644444
Taliban

>>736650192
A younger friend of mine is my beneficiary. I also left her all my stuff. She's 22 and, if something happens to me, it will be enough money to change her life.

>>736650757
Be me.
>Live together for 12 years. Dead relationship. Stopped fucking each other. Have home loan together. Not married. Start fucking other people. Mid-40's. Hate going home to her. Can't see anyone meaningful. Hate life. She leaves. Yay! Finances are fucked. Meet God-Tier woman. Get married. Finances are working themselves out. Life is awesome.

>>736651058
You're weird.

what does she do to annoy you? And post pic of both gf and we tell wich one is more hot.

>>736651194
I didn't mean chat about the money...
I meant about taking your own life.

I'm sure your friend (if really a true one) would rather have you around than the money.

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>>736644014
> Middle school

>>736650593
i do this too! people i have no intention of meeting up with just to see if i can get them to want to have sex with me.

>>736651447
I have known this for 4+ decades.

I also once shit in a washing machine at a laundromat. It was 3am, a friend had totalled my car(and lost his life I later found out) and I was trashed on the other side of town with no money. Had to walk to his place and realized I had to shit along the way.

Again, I am not proud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlng3qUtG90

>>736650435
>>736650481
She said those are from the guys she fucked in high school and college. She said she stopped doing that but she kept them as a reminder of how she was and how she needed control now.. idk what to think...

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>>736650884
>>736651349
I fantasize a lot about leaving girlfriend to date youtube girl. I just don't want to feel so guilty. She would really have nowhere to go. We'd have to continue living with each other while we were broken up just to afford living. I want to, I just don't know if I can. I talked to my friend about this, and he says leave her too. I talked to my coworkers a little about it, they say leave her too. Everyone says to leave her and even I want to leave her, I just want to save up enough money to give her as a parting gift and then she can leave. Just a lot to deal with. But YouTube girl is absolutely amazing, fucking crazy hot, and is so interesting.

>>736651058
Speak up! I can't hear you. Do you have a....

Frog in your throat?

>>736651789

You need to clean your shit up anon

>>736651962
Respect for manning up dude!

One per guy?

>>736651972
You're a shitty person for not breaking it off already. The longer you stay with her the shittier you'll be. Just rip the bandaid off and move on with your life. Anything else would be disrespect to your future ex.

>>736651689
That's what she says too. She seems quite sad when I mention it.
I plan to jump off a cliff in north carolina when the time comes. I can imagine the fall followed by nothingness. It will be so serene.

I have a transformation fetish.

>>736651972
If there is a will, there is a way.
Find a place to stay for a few days.
Drop the bomb on her, give her time alone. She'll find some other dude to mooch off of. Live life to the fullest.
The status quo does not last forever.

>>736652253
Is there any way I can talk you out of it? I could drop my kik so we could have a chat in private

post pics of both gf nd youtube girl

>>736652253
Until you hit bottom & go splat.
Don't fuck it up.

>>736651972
post pic of gf and youtube girl. What does she do to annoy you?

>>736652253
How long until you're ready to check out?

Wanna chat /b/ro?

Sorry to bang on. I can't pretend to know the pain you're in but I just want to help if I can

>>736652253
Why the hell would you want that :(

I told a former lover today that I'm taking estrogen. She wanted to see my tits. She said I had nicer nipples than she has. LoL.

>>736652697
Allow me to be the first to state the obvious...

Post pics!

>>736652848
Of her tits?

>>736648216
same here mate, only 20 so I guess you are more fucked up

>>736652822
See
>>736652848

I'm only with my girlfriend because I'm in love with her twin sister. It literally sounds like the plot of a shitty sitcom.

>>736652423
>>736652599
I appreciate the offers to talk, but nothing will change my mind and talking about it just makes me sadder.

>>736652167
ya one per guy, I asked her how many and she said 234... ... ...

>>736652697
>so we told her to strip. Friend took nudes of her

>>736653001
Well, I fucked that up!

>so we told her to strip. Friend took nudes of her
Was for >>736652906

I like to play with straws while I daydream

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>>736652928

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>>736652983
wtf LEAVE

>>736653141
You monster!

i want to raise a husky female dog from puppy.

and fuck her when she old enough to fit my dick

>>736643717
I have a puppet fetish. No, not like controlling people for your pleasure. I mean actual puppets. Like, Muppets and shit.

>>736653168
Nice nips!

Keep taking the pills and report back when titties are fuller!

>>736648006
Where are you located? I've had a rough day and would be happy to take it out on someone.

>>736649649
Boy detected

>>736644057
At least tell me you've cleared mythic NH

>>736653230
>>736653245
>>736652953
aaaaaaaand there goes my will to live

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>>736648957
shut up faggot. get on with your life. stop playing the deby downer.

be the ambivalent person you think you are - go to your local club and go out of your way to black out. get kicked out. wake up in a ditch. what else are you going to fucking do?

Do that a few times and you will be here with the rest of us.

>>736647266
1) Is he still your neighbor
2) What did your neighbor do when the world didn't end
3) Were the daughters down, or did he force them too?
4) Pics or it didn't happen

Remember that scene with Jay & Silent Bob ?

"we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. "

I did that once.

I once got a BJ from my cousin, who is a girl. 2 years younger than me.

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>>736644444

>>736654010

how do you feel being a centipede?

When I was little (8-10), I was orally and analy raped by one of my parents friends for several years.

No one knows exept /b/ now.

>>736648192
pun intended?

>>736654205
You a guy?

>>736654115
Only once? Dude!

>>736648248
Older or younger sister?

>>736654239
Things have been weird since then. She asked me to pay her for it, but I wouldn't. She still did it.

>>736654205

Ye. I'm a guy, now 18.

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>>736644444
Quints. Wow.

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>>736652574
So many things. She's irresponsible, she has terrible hygiene. We haven't had sex in over a year, and even then its bad before that. She always complains. She's always wanting to cancel plans to go see her family and upset if I don't want to spend every fucking day there. There's a lot more issues too.

>>736654205

you suck at lying.

>>736654205
Tell anyone and everyone. In real life. Right now. It will feel so much better afterwards. You can do it.

>>736654360
you might have to break up with your toaster

>>736654367
>taking the bait

>>736654361

about my age yeah

>>736647266
Suicide Yourself. Please.

>>736654347
Did you enjoy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlng3qUtG90

>>736643717
I'm a lonely North African immigrant who was raised strictly to the point I became a shut in

>>736654448

Not gonna lie, it really wasn't a traumatic experience for me and I really don't feel like I was harmed, I actually enjoyed it sometimes and when I didn't he would back off. It was usually oral btw.

>>736654437
>Suicide yourself

>>736654347
Many years from now you'll masterbate furiously to the memories.

>>736654360
I'm still waiting.

>>736654635

Not gonna lie I already do... its pretty faint tho. Mostly I just remember the smell of his peen

>>736649226
I think it's just an easy way for her to keep count, also if her girlfriends don't believe her, she can just pull that out

>>736653180
i oddly got a hard on when she was telling me about it. She was a huge slut when she was younger

>>736654360

heavily dissapointed.

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i have a huge rape fetish and fantasize of leaving a girl in tattered clothes on the floor with semen leaking out of there ass...

>>736654714
That's cool. I've had over 500 sexual partners & my favorite memories are my earliest ones.

>>736651972
You going to post a picture of both girls?!

>>736654873

kek no fucking way its over 500

>>736649678
1) more info please
2) pics or it didn't happen

>>736654943
I'm 55 y/o & way. KEK.

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>>736654994
I guess this bitch aint got shit on you

>>736643717
I'm 42 and fucking a 60 yo chubby gilf. I introduced her to BDSM the first time we fucked and she is now basically addicted to me and wants me to collar her.

>>736651776
Holy fuck. I'm so happy I'm not the only one.

I really really want to share my gf with a guy but really get her ducked hard, how do

>>736650221
the only way to make her feel the same way is to fuck her better than her boyfriend & act like a better "boyfriend" than her current boyfriend (wake up a little earlier & make her breakfast, but seem casual about it)

>>736654757
why would you keep condoms to keep count. I've heard of girls keeping journals of names, but used condoms is extreme

>>736655066
It's probably closer to 480.
The balance is heavily tipped to men vs women. I'm not complaining.

I'm pretty sure I'm bi but my friend is a really closed minded homophobic guy. We've been friends since we were in fourth grade and we room together in college. I'm afraid that he'd think differently of me if I told him. We're like brothers and it would crush me. All I wanna do is suck a dick now and then.

>>736655086
Collars are fun, but they come with a lot of responsibility. Don't take it lightly.

>>736654797
whatever floats your boat then

>>736655390
Im in (not gay)

>>736655086
I'm 42 and fucking a cute 22 year old. And a 29 year old. And a 39 year old. And other random chicks now and then.

>>736655424
Well aware of that. I told her it's pretty much like being married, but she's sending me pics of ones she likes. We've known each other less than a month.

>>736655527
Kick ass, dude. I'm only with the gilf at the moment, and I gotta say it is some of the dirtiest, nastiest, filthiest fucking I've ever done. I can do anything I want to her, and she just cums and cums.

>>736652953
WORST idea, no girl will ever date you after you dated her sister

>>736652983
How long is the biggest dick she took????

"Dropped" my pencil and fingered my neighbour under the table while her mom was in the other room. (We were 9 years old)...

>>736653380
Cali

>>736655950
why would i ask her that

I lost my v card when i was way too young. Wanna be careful how I word this because I don't trust these threads.

Parents away, sister was having a party. When everyone left I found a drunk half naked chick passed out in one of the bedrooms. There were used condoms all over the place.

It wasn't very sexual because I was so immature more like an anatomy tutorial. 11 > 19?

Now you know /b/

>>736643717
Nice try, FBI.

I sent nudes of my step sister to myself.

>>736656094

>>736655950
is a cuck

>>736654318
the worst thing you can do is let it get weird, all you have to do is have casual sex (everytime you see eachother if you live far away). also, it's only awkward if you make it awkward

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>>736643717
I was born in 4A.D. based on current Gregorian calendar in Gaul but now it's known as France. I just stopped aging, I don't know why or how.

>>736652971

ending this lifetime just means the same problems come back in the next.

>>736643883
lol

>>736655800
Yeah. It's a lot easier since I don't care about them. I was married for 15 years before my wife died and picking up chicks is a lot easier now than it was years ago. Of course I'm numb and depressed, but at least I can get laid almost anytime I feel like it.

>>736654360
break it off already

>>736656294
Maybe, but anything is better than my life the way it is now.

I think my gf's 14 y/o is trying to sleep with me. I'm 10 years older than her

>>736656282

Are your memories clear or does everything become muddled?

>>736656611

green text, what has she done to lead you to believe she is trying to fuck you

>>736655246
This.

Also, wouldn't they rot or disintegrate?

I call bullshit

>>736656468

still suicide is just a permanent solution on a temporary problem.

Have you tried meditating? Sounds corney as fuck but there's always sunshine after the rain /b/ro your story is very similar to my situation a couple of years ago.

>>736656224
I'm not the one dating her, just figured that after fucking 200+ guys she'd have some crazy ass stories

I want to fuck my twin sister so badly i cant stop thinking about it.

>>736656214
Too bad they won't be able to track me, cause I'm browsing in incognito

>>736656868
now thats some narcisistic shit

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I'm 58 years old, Old Fag, straight guy that loves to hang out and watch all of you new fags destroy each other.

>>736656694

>lays all over me whenever were alone together
>one time she got up and put her hand directly on my crotch to help herself up
>has straddled me

there's more but I don't really want to get in to it

The last person I fucked, before getting married, was my cousin.
STG.

>>736657006
>I don't really want to get in to it
Why?

>>736643717
I killed a dude.

>>736657084

for the obvious reasons

>>736656748
I have to wait until my pets get old and die anyway, so I've got some years to go. I don't see missing my wife and not wanting to live the rest of my life without her as a temporary problem though.

>>736656704
they are rubber they dont disintegrate. she put dryer sheets in with them which i thought was weird but i guess that makes sense now

>>736643717
I only use /b/ for the fluffy threads

>>736643717
I shower naked

i hear ASMR videos on background and i dont know why

>>736644072
Greentext and m or f?

>>736657340
Scandelous!

I fucked a girl and then afterwards she told me she was underage (I was 20 at the time and she was 14, though she didn't look 14)
I dropped her like a hot potato after that. She got another guy wuickly after and about a month later he was arrested for statutory rape.

>>736643717
I want nothing more than to dress up in girly clothes and be fucked in the ass
I am straight btw

>>736657340
Freak

>>736644057

your mom is an enabler

Am bi (love a dick in the ass...)

Fucked my youngest daughter when she was passed out drunk. She thought I was her boyfriend and she came as I ate her out.

Have become a bit of a pedo because of /b/...thanks ?b/

I haven't talked to a human being within 10 years of my age group in almost two years. I've decided that if within the next year my life hasn't improved I will just kill myself. I want to talk to people but I'm too afraid to invest in anyone because basically everyone I loved offed themselves. The only thing thats kept me going is this site but I feel like I'm getting too old for it too.

>>736657453
Do it, faggot.

>>736656978

game of thrones fucked me up

>>736656868
Are you a dude or are we talking identical twin lesbian shit? I really hope it's the latter because that would be hot as fuck.

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>>736657499

>>736657451
that happened to me too, and after that I was addicted to underage pussy

>>736657453
>I am straight btw
Suuuurrrrrreeee ya are

>>736648419
how old was she

>>736654360
post picture of your gf and youtuber girl!? Im intrested. Then i can see your gfs terrible hyiene. When you mean terrible hyigene, you mean like doesnt sower and brush teeth and shit?

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>>736648248
>>736648434
Must've been some sexy five year old? And were they all male and are you a female?

>>736647532
don't be a faggot even when i was a kid i realized my purpose was not to ''entertain'' others.

Im 17 and i still suck on pacifiers..

>>736645998
thats kind of scary not gonna lie

>>736657596
Mine didn't look underage and was clearly well used before I got it (by her brother and dad) so that didn't happen to me

>>736657734
MODS ban please.

>>736657590
I've seen identical twins do piss videos, but never identical twins do shit videos.
A couple of M&D videos, though.

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>>736654360
damn sucks your gf is bad at sex. Like she sucks or you just dont seem interested in it?

>>736657822
Oh come on, it was his SECRET :^)
>>736657888
Fucking checked.

>>736657799
ya I slept with a 15 year old that somehow ended up at a college party. She had a bit of a younger look but she was def. dressed like a typical sorority slut. I asked her how old she was when we were cuddling after and she told me I thought she was lying. we went for round two and I asked her if i could add her on facebook and she said why would you do that Im only 15. I looked at her facebook and sure enough.. she was in high school

>>736658022
rule one though.

>>736644057
what made you get into this state out of curiosity? WHy did you quit in your late 30s and never look back

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>>736657596
Strangulation, this is Strangulation.
Strangulation, the game we like to play.
First you take a piece of rope.
Then you tie it around your throat.
Pull it tight with all your might.

>>736644014
storytime.

>>736647532
grow some balls and become who you wanna become. simple and it'll take time but do it and acquire and never put pussy on a pedestal. there is always more girls who'll see the value in you. you're as valuable as you see yourself. never forget it even if you find "the one" and she treats you like gabbbbagee