Gonna try anal masturbation for the first time (i'm a dude),

Use aqua lube, cut your fingernails, finger yourself before putting your plug to warm you up. Don't use anything that could get stuck up your ass.

Use lube, and start with something small first, like your finger, then slowly work up to something bigger. Don't just slame a hairbrush or dildo straight up your ass on the first go and expect it to feel good right away, because I'll you'll end up with is falsely thinking anal hurts.

Squirt some water to clean yourself out.

For years every time I tried butt play I ended up just jacking my cock off and cumming HARD. Then I bought a cheap silicone chastity cage with a bit of room in it. Could still get most of the way hard but made is almost impossible to actually jack off. Would tug at my cock while I worked my prostate, even better orgasms. Now I have a pretty small metal cage, cannot get hard at all in it. Touching my cock gives me practically no stimulation. Used in combo with a Rude Boy prostate massager I have yet to have a full on orgasm but have an almost unstoppable flow of cum, every 30sec or so I shoot out a small amount and it feels SO GOOD.

Buy a chastity cage so you can take as much focus off your cock as possible. Use butt plugs before masturbating and don't forget to clean the shit out of your ass.

>>736635343
>Squirt some water to clean yourself out.

This. Very important. All you really need is a disposable water bottle

For how long can you guys do it until it gets dirty again down there?

I like anal, but I haven't yet figured out how much water to use and such? Is it ok to eat plenty the days before?

>>736635495
Pictures...of that cummy mess for research purposes please

>>736636340
>such.*

>>736636340
Should be good for a few hours if you keep cleaning till the water that comes out is clear

Still, wait about 5 or 10 minutes for everything to settle

>>736636752
Can you give a detailed step by step method?

Bumping for more info about general (gay) anal play/sex.

>>736636752
My problem is probably that it's difficult to get the right amount of water using a shower hose. Maybe I'll have to consider an upgrade.

>>736636340
i either do a salt water flush or use a couple litters for an enema, doing this will keep me clean till i wake up the next day. but if ur using smaller toys and have a good diet u barely gotta clean very much to be good for an hour or two

>>736638209
Is it safe to use anything other than regular water?

>>736638434
if u can eat it u can put it in u no problem.
Also, use salted water for enemas if theres discomfort

>>736638809
Should I buy one of those enema bulbs?

>>736636953
Simple. I have a douche because they are pretty cheap. You can grab one for like 10-15 dollars

>Go to a bathroom
>fill douche will toliet water
>stick in ass
>squeeze out water
>DO NOT PUT SUCK WATER OUT OF ASS
>repeat a few times
>do a few squats
>expell water
>flush toliet
>repeat till water that comes out is clear

>>736638103
Never used one

>>736638875
They work fine

>>736638875
depends on what type of play u do. if u use small dildos then yeah, if u work ur way up to larger and deeper toys ur gonna need to do a full enema

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>>736638434
>>736634525
Also a newbie here, but there are all sorts of enemas. Green tea, coffee, ice water- whatever floats ur boat, read about it. I usually clean for about 2h, after first hour i start to play with my asshole with fingers and maybe anal beads, gotta be careful not to get messy tho. After the water from within me starts to look clear I start to dildo myself under the shower- the suction and action sucks out the rest of the water from within me. I use an enema bulb for all of this. After this I usually clean myself under shower and then proceed to ride my dildo(with plenty of lube) under the shower or anywhere I want. To get into the right mood I usually drink beer, smoke weed and sniff poppers to relax my involuntary muscles. After about an hour of riding I am in seventh heaven and cant get enough, only wanting to widen my asshole more and get deeper and harder. Almost had an anal orgasm, but instead of shooting out cum, I shot out pee, because to get the best sensation you have to push out your asshole (also makes you pee), so I shot out squirts of pee and moaned.. Great time tho. If u have more questions ask. I am a newbie but I tend to notice a fairly quick pace in size. After about 6 sessions or so I am already to 8 inches deep 2.3 inches wide. I would like a new toy and other new toys to play with. Lots of fun.

Practice, Practice, Practice.
Ride a decent size dildo for a month or so, before you try to move up in size. When you get to the day, Rambone size dildos, you. will. love. them! But, move up in size slowly, i.e. ; get used to it.

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>>736639125
I also understand it helps to not jack off for a bit before (as long as you can) to fill your prostate with prostate fluid and cum to create pressure. The trick really is not to focus on your dick at all, dont even touch it, and start to enjoy the grind of the dildo or whatever you are using. It's a bit like meditation, instead focusing on pleasure, which can be quite a bitch to catch. It's all in the mind, find your kinks (crossdressing, demeaning yourself, faproulettes, drugs, whatever). I have only so much alone time, so when alone I love to read posts like these or browse reddit /anal or /cumfromanal, or fantasize.

Would massage oil be a viable alternative for lube?

>>736639674
Just get some cheap water based lube

>>736639125
>>736639379

Pro-tip: a sphincter capable of closing is relevant for health and wellbeing. You both are probably noticing already how much loser you are getting.

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>>736639674
Probably. I also hear people love coconut oil- just dont use latex condoms with it. It doesnt dry out or get sticky. My water based lube tends to dry out in a few minutes when out in the air, but inside me- I dont know or care as long as I am enjoying myself. I also shoot some up there with an enema bulb.

>>736639886
No I am not, and I don't think that really is a problem. Just a myth to a fairly severe degree. Ofcourse if someone can fit a leg inside you without lube, you might be a bit loose, but all of this always requires about 2 hours of widening. And if someone were to widen you for that long, you could fit these things aswel..

Anyone have some good anal masturabion stories?

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>>736639886
You cant actually go that far evennif you do stuff that is insane like this thing. Which if you arent prepared can tear you, so be careful

The losening is just the muscles relaxing, not being stretched out

I mean, you can take a shit daily with no problems, right?
>>736640016
Exactly

>>736634525
>Things to look for...

Your masculinity. Try getting that back.

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>>736640217
Well not a sexy one, but once I moved onto my dildo in the living room too soon after my bulb enemas, and I shot watery shit all over my living room floor. Have had similar things happen before and always I feel like a servant who has to clean stuff up before I can continue enjoying myself. I don't really mind these pauses if nothing gets permanently ruined.

>>736636340
I just take the shower head of the cord and stick the cord up my Ass and turn the water on at a VERY low pressure and let it builds inside me till I can't keep holding it.

>>736640403
Lost that when i sucked my straight friend off as a teen. Whoops i guess?

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>>736640403
Genius, is all I have to say.. As if finding another MORE pleasurable way of satisfying yourself is beta. Aren't alphas all about doing what they want, when they want and creating new trends and being individuals? The ponytails and jocks arent alphas.

I started assplay by 15, lots of learning over time, preparation is key, a clean enema is best result imo = zero poop and a lot more comfortable physically, i use basic latex glove and water based lube fore preparation and begin the basic fingering and stretching with lube, after maybe 20mins comes the prodding of the toy and even this process should be slow till it goes in comfortable, dont rush it or you'll hurt yourself in the long run, smaller toys take less prep time but nothing will beat the thick full feeling of a decent toy and focusing on that instead of touching yourself until youre ready.

Also , NEVER put something inside you that doesnt have a base to stop it from going inside you completely.

>>736640403
MY HOLE'S JUST FOR SHITTIN YEEHAW

>>736640600
Lol, look dude all the anons in this thread are beta and gays.

>>736640784
Seeing as you are here, does that include you?

>>736634525
Just make sure you put it in the right hole. Time and again newbies screw this up; not a pretty sight.

>>736640733
...are you trying to mock someone as a hick for not putting things up their asses?

>>736640824
Yes. I ain't pretending.

>>736640784
Wouldn't really call myself either of those so I guess you have to be mistaken, but I will not argue with someone like you.

>>736640527
you swallow?

>>736640891
Was using that line as a reference to the end scene of BRÜNO, which summarizes a fair portion of these *bigotish* answers. If you don't like something up your ass, don't do it.

What if I put something inside my ass without a base and it gets lost in? Will it hurt? How will I move? What kind of doctor do I need to see?

I almost lost a pen inside my ass a few months back.

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>>736641025
Bumping with some hetero porn, which I like. Not into traps or anything like that whilst enjoying my second pleasurehole.

>>736640980
I swirled it around in my mouth before wiping it back onto his cock. I gulped what i could after that.

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All I find sexy is pleasure, mine and of others. If I enjoy degradation I will like to watch it. If I enjoy women cumming hard, I will also watch that.

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More stories if you can guys or general discussion. Not many dedicated sites to this kind of thing, only irregular posts on random sites afaik..

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>>736641115
sorry there is no special doctor for "i lost something in my asshole being dumb and gay" just your basic hospital visitand they WILL be laughing and taking pictures of your insides and it will prob end up on the internet for other to laugh, so spend a little dosh and get a decent buttfuck toy.

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>>736635495
if you really cum that much i'd love to let you cum all over me~<3

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>>736641580
they wont end up on the internet cause thats super illegal but yeah, but safe toys

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>>736641916
bumping for some assplay stories/tips or thoughts

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>>736641448
My last session after almost a year of trying and about 6 days of edgeing and managed to get a pretty constant cum stream coming out. I normally lick my pre-cum just cause it tastes sweet but this taste was pretty sour and dry feeling like cum. Was able to reproduce it like 2 times that session but ran out of time/arm got swore. Maybe next time i can get a full orgasm

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>>736642059
All of my girl friends, including my girlfriend love wearing fishnets, It's the big new craze and I half hate them for *ruining*(popularizing) my fetish, and half thank them for giving me a boner all of the time.

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>>736642128
I had a dream yesterday where I swallowed an entire shotglass of my cum, but it was too sticky to go down my throat, so I coughed it up.. I am going to try it anyway, but instead going to try and shoot some up my mouth from anal. I am getting so worked up even thinking about it, which didn't happen before, out of me sexytalking with my girlfriend.

>>736641980
>they wont end up on the internet

Like hell they won't

>>736640254
That would take years to get in me

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>>736642386
except for me talking with my gf*. I have been eating my precum as much as I can,but even with intense pleasurewaves I haven't leaked that much..

How much can you anons hold a buttplug in? My longest run was 18 hours.

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>>736642528
I would love to have a fucking-machine but those are way too expensive so a little part of me wishes to get fucked by someone else, but I am not at all attracted to males, only to the sensation, which only males can provide. I have spoken with gf about my new fetish, but for now I left it at "just solo". Pegging could be just as fun but sounds kind of utopic.

>>736642528
same i barely leak even after edging a while, the ill look like 30min later and there is a pool in my boxers

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>>736642618
Lol, the last time I went to pick up new dildos, I inserted a kind of flimsy very soft plug without a very large taper. So it was pretty big and pretty far in me, but not that hardly secured. I was planning to go into the store to buy condoms for my new toys, but had to turn around in the middle of the supermarket because I could feel it moving and was paranoid. It wasnt actually moving that much.

After I got my package from the automated package system I hurried home and lit up a smoke, but then I could feel my plug slipping 1 bump out of my ass (had about 4 balls getting increasinly smaller). I then jammed it up my ass in the middle on the parking lot through my jeans, feeling like sexual deviant, but no-one noticed me. I then finished my smoke and walked the 2 minutes to my home, went to my bathroom, took the plug out and continued to enema myself for the toys that just arrived.

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>>736643031
Can't wait for the next time I'm home alone (hopefully 2 days if I tell my GF to let me be alone for 1 day, because of her beforementioned knowledge of my new hobby.) Might buy some MDMA or ecstasy and ride myself for hours on end.. If I cant get either of those I will still have hours, because most of my sessions I have had about 4-5h..

Any alternatives to clean your ass with before anal masterubation? I live with my parents and don't want to purchase anything suspicious.

>>736643281
The first few times I used a water ballon or air ballon, which I filled with water (about .3 liters) and inserted the end into or onto my asshole, and squirted it inside. You don't have to be inside the bathroom for too long if you fill like a 1.5 liter bottle with water, and then constantly refill the balloon, over a towel. After the entire bottle is up your ass, go let it out, and fill it up again. Then put it all inside you again, then let it go again. Then wait 15 min and go to the bathroom again. By then you should be relatively clean. The balloon is a bit tricky to master, but with experimentation and a bit of spit, everything is possible.

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>>736643521
Probably one of the few times I can share my tips or listen to yours, I don't post that often, and neither are there threads like these too often.. Wonder if the OP or any lurkers are here, getting ides.

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>>736643881
Mostly bumping with pics even though I got a pretty sweet ass WEBM library, because I can see what I am posting and they can never be over the max size.

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>>736643281
when you go to buy a shampoo or body wash unscrew the top off it and find one with a nice rounded neck. The idea here is you want one thats not rough and scratchy. Also get one thats not see through so you can't tell when it's empty.

Then use all the soap from it. Wash it out a lot and let it sit with water in it and keep washing it out for a long period of time to get all the soap and fragrance out of it.
Then you can fill it with warm water while in the shower and then press it against your hole and squeeze. Then you can go the the toilet and release and repeat till clean. Once done clean the bottle out like 4-5 times and fill it up with water and put it back with your shampoo and stuff.

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>>736643977
Would love some more questions or thoughts. Will leave soon if no one is interested in this "gay" stuff.

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>>736644219

do a full enema beforehand not only so there's no accidents but also just make s you feel better

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>>736644253

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>>736644347

>>736643280
Video sauce?

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>>736644373

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>>736644402
No idea of pic sauce or video sauce. Not big on either, because usually the sources are disappoiting, the postables being the best part and all.

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>>736644517

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>>736644558
Hoping someone finds the pics I post as sexy as I do.

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>>736644613

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>>736644659
Sadly gonna stop now, even though I have lots of more sexy pics and feelings/ideas, because no one seems to be following this thread. Prove me wrong.

>>736644517
love this fucking picture

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>>736644800
Yeah me too, was hoping someone could find atleast one picture they love, been collecting these for a while, apart from other things.

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>>736644800
You gave me the urge to post a few more.

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>>736639886
>>This just in: stretching makes it so muscles can never contract again, ever. Every athlete around the world paralyzed instantly. More at 11.

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>>736645078
Being a recently retired athlete (legit athletics), this gave me a chuckle.

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>>736645282
skrt skrrttttttt

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>>736634525
Try using a drill (must have an electrical cord) in the bathtub. Make sure it's full of bubble bath water of your preference and when all is said and done drop the still running drill in the bath for the ultimate climax

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>>736645365
Out of all the shit threads, how can anons be ignorting this goldpot of varia sexy pics?

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>>736645419
The best pics you queers and straights have ever seen.

>>736644078
The fuck is up with that filename?

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>>736645527
Reddit filenames are a combo of adjectives and animal names, making for 4 completely different "digits" enabling a large database of .. data...

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>>736645617
CANT YOU FOOLS SEE I AM AN INFINITE POOL OF INTERMEDIATE KNOWLEDGE AND PORN PICS, ADORE ME

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>>736645682
Lurkers give me a good word or I will go REALLY flaccid and stop with fucking deciphering street names and apartments and cars for google to use for AI..

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Anal is super fun but buying toys can be addicting

>>736635495
wait are you saying you cant get hard anymore from so much anal?

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>>736645854
Fucking agreed.. Can't stop browsing toys and adding to my shopcart..
>>736645888
Thats probably from the small chastity cage. Although fetishes can lead to having trouble getting a boner when not indulged, anal is hardly one of those when healthily done.