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woke up with a tremendous pain in my toe. self diagnosed as gout.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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woke up with a tremendous pain in my toe.
self diagnosed as gout.

ameritard with no insurance here.

wat do.
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Invest in gold
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>>736630722
took 1600mg of ibuprofen and theres no pain anymore. but holy shit i couldnt even walk.

air blowing on my foot would cause it to hurt. never had such a sensitive pain before.
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Get insurance
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>>736630722
Nothing, you are evolving. It is clear that you are about to grow another toe there
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>>736630722
Ingrown toenail. Go see a doctor. The longer you wait on those, the more likely you need surgery.
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>>736630814
not bit coin?
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>>736630819
>1600 mg ibuprofen
Yeah, have fun with that liver failure.
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livestream cutting off toe
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>>736630882
lol no its not an ingrown toe nail.
and if it was i can remove those myself. i aint no bitch. been doing so for like 10 years already. have already had my nails surgically removed like 2 times.

not down to chemically burn my nail bed.
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>>736630988
im a very large man anon.
dont worry about my liver.

and its not like im always popping pain killers.
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>>736630722
i get the gout in my ankle (until i was prescribed alipurinol to regulate uric acid)

take anti-inflammatory like aleve, drink tons of water, drink tart cherry juice, limit intake of meats
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>>736630722
Drink cherry juice and stay away from beans
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>>736630722
I get this shit for free. fuck I love free health care
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>>736631103
so you're a fat guy with foot problems...big surprise.
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>>736631125
>take anti-inflammatory like aleve, drink tons of water, drink tart cherry juice, limit intake of meats

thats my plan.

do you think a subway sammich might do any harm?
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>>736631141
Agree with this person and as someone who has had gout, cherry tea and supplements help. beefs not good for gout so watch out for fast food.
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>>736631230
6 ft
240 pounds.

i didnt mean large as in heavy. maybe 40 pounds overweight or so.
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>>736630722
Drink more water, try to sweat. Maybe eat things that don't make you retain water with high emounts of uric acid. Get your kidneys tested.
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>>736631254
get chicken, chickens find if you have gout, its beef thats worse off.
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>>736630722
Call Trump. He'll help.
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I'm 6"1 and 170 pounds and id easily fuck u up. gout boy
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>>736630722
I have gout.. it never goes away unless you change your diet.. no beer, seafood, meat.. I couldn't give that up so I went on medication. The medication is pretty cheap so if you join pharmacy saver club, it won't be too bad. (allopurinol)

The attacks get progressively worse.. its inflammation caused so meds like Advil will help
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>>736631418
but im not rich and only half white anon.
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>>736631451
thats pretty small for someone who is 6'1"
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>>736631451
>Tuff on da intranetz
Sit down Jeremy, you're 5'8 and 270.
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>>736631471
oh shit so this is something that i have to make a permanent change on?

i thought it was just some acute flare up cuz a dave and busters opened up in town and i went crazy on the food there.
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>>736630722

>no insurance here

You have Obama care and a federal mandate. Even I now that.
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Under TrumpCare you'll the greatest doctors and the finest hottest nurses who will soothe your pain away. Everybody will be covered and no one loses
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>>736631499
Trump loves niggers. He said so.
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>>736631635
NO.. as another poster have said, you're retaining uric acid which causes gout.

you can go to the doctor and they can stick a needle in your toes/foot to remove the uric acid but I'm too much of a pussy to do that.

I have been able to eat/drink whatever I want ever sense I've gone on medication.

But yes, I will be on this med for the rest of my life. It sucks but better than the alternative.
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>>736630722
My mom read somewhere that cherries are good for gout. She just heard me and said oh yeah definitely I'm talking to 4chan mom
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>>736631678
im 24 and have no idea where to even start looking for med insurances.

im living on my own and making like 700 bucks a month.
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>>736631321
>i didnt mean large as in heavy. maybe 40 pounds overweight or so.
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>>736631321
i am 6'1 and wight 150 your are fucking fat dude

get some propper shoes and try eat vegetarian
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>>736631776
>I will be on this med for the rest of my life. It sucks but better than the alternative.

id rather take a shot every now and then than have to be on medications for life.
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>>736631499

>but im not rich

Do these knuckle draggers look like millionaires to you?
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>>736631850
Look at Ethiopia over here. Maybe if you run fast enough you'll catch up to your dad.
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>>736630722
Go to the doctor anyway and rack up unpaid medical bills. This is the only other option. It's also the option I use. Hopefully I never need to buy anything ever at all on credit or I'm fucked.
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>>736631850
yeah but any weight below 180 for a 6 foot person is too small.

anything over 220 is too big.

thats just my opinion.
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>>736631817

>im 24 and have no idea where to even start looking for med insurances.

So let me get this right: Get nigger manage to sign up for that but you don't...

Well look around for some charity that helps dumbasses like you sign up.
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>>736630722
Sign up for the ACA.
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>>736631968
lol im over 10k in medical debt.

fuck that.

ill wait til i have a career before i do any more paying up.


2 years ago i was in bed for a week because of sciatica. no meds or anything. pissing in bottles like a savage. sucked.

but at least i dont have another 5k of bills
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>>736631817
Well.. it has been suggested that cherries help but it's not a cure..
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>>736631939
god i will be proud if i get the time of an etopian runner
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If it is honestly gout, go on an Anti-Inflammatory diet.

You basically have to give up a lot of food you love, but it works.
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>>736631817

>im 24 and have no idea where to even start looking for med insurances.

Five seconds in google:

https://obamacare.net/how-to-apply-for-obamacare/
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>>736630722
>be american
>live in the "greatest country of the world"
>catch a cold
>die because no insurance
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>>736632036
maybe im just lazy anon.
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>>736631103
It's an anti-inflammatory, not a pain killer.....
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>>736631978
maybe in the USA
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>>736632131
My strategy is just to never pay it until they offer me a much smaller buyout just to actually get something out of me. If that never happens I'll probably just die in debt.
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>>736632164
yep! Beer is bad. You will have to change to like cranberry and vodka..
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>>736630722
thank /pol/
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>>736632132
havnt had a cherry in years man.
pretty expensive where i live, but ill probably pick some cherry juice up or something.
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>>736632182
>obamacare
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>>736630988
>liver
you failure. all anon needs is something to protect the stomach lining.
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>>736632247
and pass it on to your relatives?
yeah same plan here lol.

did it for a car loan. had to be a ninja with my car for like 2 months parking it in my neighbors garage.

but they settled on like a 600$ payment rather than like 3k

pretty good deal. and i kept the car.
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>>736632248
yo, cranberry and vodka is my drink of choice anyway.

nothing like a good ol icey cape cod.
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>>736632371
ive got plenty of weed. heard that helps with stomach lining problems.
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>>736631890
To each his own.. both works though
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>>736632479
pantoprazol
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>>736632387
See this is a sacrifice I would make to save $2,400 as well anon. What's two months of hide n seek to save over 2 grand?
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>>736632482
fuck that dude.

my kidneys are already fucked.
dont need anything else fuckin them up more.
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>>736632585
absolutely worth it.

i like you anon.
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>>736630722
Gout is from consuming too much prions; found primarily in meat and sardines, which causes high levels of uric acid in your body. That excess uric acid crystalizes and collects in the knees and joints of the toes.

Solution: stop eating meat and become a vegetarian. Win!
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Take it like a man anon you life in a 3rd world country. so you have to live withe your pain
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>>736632131

>lol im over 10k in medical debt.
>fuck that.
>ill wait til i have a career before i do any more paying up.
>2 years ago i was in bed for a week because of sciatica. no meds or anything. pissing in bottles like a savage. sucked.
>but at least i dont have another 5k of bills

World's highest standard of living
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>>736632678
Shit, in America you just have to go swimming in the wrong swimming hole and you can get gout.
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>>736630988
Ibuprofen does not affect the liver. Paracetamol does. Check it.
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>>736632678
he is a fat fuck let this man eat his meat
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>>736632671
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>>736630722
Are there doctors around? My mother also suffers from gout. What would be the best medication?
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>>736632978
2000 mg Ibuprofen every 2nd day
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>>736632700
good ol merica.

but at least i go to do it an an airconditioned room with good food and not a mud hut covered in flies and skeeters.
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>>736633041
no.
this is bad.
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>>736630722
A spider bit you while you slept
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Go to a doctor and get a prescription for allopurinol. You can see a doctor at an immediate care for under $150 most times and the script will cost you 30-40 a month
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I'd say apply for state funded Medicaid but depending on which state you live in, you might be fucked either way. With the healthcare bill they're trying to shove through, you'll still be fucked either way anyways.

Also 20K in medical debt here. Companies that require credit checks for their products RARELY if ever give a shit about medical bills. Everyone has them, no one can afford to pay them, and I just got approved for a couch payment AND a car loan. No one really cares about medical debt anymore.
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>>736632978
allopurinol.

Haven't had an attack since I've been on it.. going on 7 years
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Keep ur foot elevated, if u can get crutches use them to get around. Drink lots of water or cherry juice if u can get celery seed pills or cherry pills take them
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>>736633298
this is a bad advise dude dont do it
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>>736630722
Why not go to the ER its cheaper since u don't have insurance and they work out a monthly payment plan, will at least the ER where I live can.
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>>736633154
thats what i thought at first.
but saw no bite marks and nothing hadd changed for 2 hours or so.

then i thought oh shit what if its a blood clot or something just waiting to release itself and get stuck somewhere bad.

so i went to my moms place before heading over the hospital. said it was gout as soon as she saw it. so i trusted her.
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What!!! No insurance!!! How is this possible when the great Obama and Democrats made sure everyone would have health care
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>>736633276
>No one really cares about medical debt anymore.
yeah i know that.
thats why i dont care too much about my med debt. at least not yet.
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>>736633530
cuz its just a toe ache.

i dont wanna be using up emergency resources for a damn toe ache.
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>>736630722
Gout's a rich mans disease. Stop eating like a fat fuck
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Stop drinking so much fucking alcohol and you won't have this problem
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op here.

alright guys thanks for all the advice.

no more meats and ill drink / eat lots of cherry.

thanks /b/ im out
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Remove foot. No foot pain anymore. Come on OP it's easy.
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>>736630722
Magnesium. Take the RDA of magnesium every day (magnesium oxide works fine) and your gout problems are over. Magnesium binds with uric acid and allows your kidneys to filter it out. Magnesium will not alieve or shorten an active attack but it will prevent future attacks. No other medications are necessary. Has worked for me for over twenty years. Best wishes anon.
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