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Crazy bitches of /b/, lets hear your stories >Be 18/F in

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Crazy bitches of /b/, lets hear your stories

>Be 18/F in First Year of Uni
>Townie, immigrant, and had a rep for being town bicycle
>Couldn’t get a BF as they all thought I was a skank
>Tons of new guys who didn’t know me in all my classes
>Took Intro to CS for shits and giggles
>See cute awkward guy in class
>Immediately into him (looked like the dude from Criminal Minds)
>Everything he did was adorable, he was obviously trying hard to adjust
>He thankfully wasn’t ugly as fuck like the other guys
>Start trying to find out thing about him
>Figure out who he’s friends with, what societies he’s in, etc
>In second semester, I wanna get to know him better
>”B, I hear you’re pretty good at programming. Think you could help me?”
>Dude stumbles over his words, but agrees to tutor me
>He tutors me a few times
>Try lightly flirting, dude NEVER gets it
>Decide to make it blatant; pin him down after we finish the tutoring and forcibly kiss him
>He has this weird expression on his face, figure out a little later he blew his load in his pants
>His adorableness knows no bounds

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>>736609263
>Follows me around like a puppy for a few weeks; we did nothing since then
>He starts talking to a girl I knew in HS; he assumed I didnt want him after the pant creaming
>Start to get jelious as fuck, tell her to fuck off; She does, but warns him about me
>I'm not going to let him get away, time to take out the big guns
>Ask to come over to his dorm room to watch a movie, he agrees
>We watch Road Trip; I pin him again, but move slowly this time
>Undress him, and fuck him. He nuts pretty quickly again
>Turns out I took his v-card; he asks to date and I agree
>Hes got a smallish dick, but manage to turn him into an ace muff diver over time
>Feeling pretty good about myself, starting to get a bit smug
>Tell a friend I have him wrapped around my little finger
>She tells some of her friends, it eventually makes it back to him
>Damage Control time; I need to get him away from his friends and only around me
>Start trying to control the situation. Start gaslighting him, etc.
>Eventually get his ICQ and email passwords
>Delete emails from friends, etc; start making him into a flake
>He's feeling 10x more insecure now
>Eventually he's only got one friend, someone from IRC and not local
>We spend nearly 24/7 togeather; I'm only gone when I have to go home to parents
>He eventually asks to meet my parents
>My parents are crazy catholic; we have a 6ft cross in the living room FFS
>Shits awk as fuck now

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>>736609322
>Damage Control time again, offer a 3some to show him I'm not crazy
>Tell him my 16 y/o coworker is into him (shes not, she doesnt know)
>Set up fake email so he can "talk to her"
>I need to somehow get this under my control again
>Reading his ICQ messages one day
>His last remaning friend was asking "Still diggin' the Russian hole?"
>They appearantly had a convo where they talked about the colour of my nips, pussy lips, etc
>See this as my chance to reign this shit back in so he's under my control again
>Whisper to him in class I have a surprise for him
>Back in the dorm, undress him, tie him to a chair, get him all horny
>Whisper in his ear "Lost your chance to dig this hole any deeper"
>Call him an asshole at the top of my lungs, swing open his dorm room door, and leave
>Appearantly his neighbours had to untie him, but not before a few got some pics, and came up with a nickname for him
>Later that night I call him, pretending I'm getting fucked by some rando dude (it's really just my gay friend from work making noises)
>B tries to ignore it, hangs up over an over, but eventually breaks down
>Dudes bawling his eyes out, begging for em to take him back
>Bam, I've got him riegned back in. I make him cut contact with his last friend, and tell him the 3some is off
>I realize I need backup plans to ensure I can manipulate him back should something else go sour

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>>736609374
>Convince him to do kinky things; we record and photograph it
>Now I have pictures of him with dildos in his ass and mouth, wearing my panties, etc
>I can blackmail him at anytime
>Keep the relationship in a neckhold for MONTHS
>One time make him have sex while on the phone with his parents
>Eventually get tired of lame sex, even though I makde him into worlds best pussy eater
>Start fucking around on him; feel like I control the fucking world
>End of second year, he goes home to his family for the summer while I stay in town
>Some of the dudes I was fucking on the side tell him I'm cheating; he's furious, tells me its over
>Damage Control Time!
>I think I'm perfect since I have photos/videos of him, and emails where he's trying to fuck a teen, etc
>Threaten him with this shit

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>>736609425
>Pics and vids dont phase him, no one likes him at school anyway
>I advance to level 2; call his parents and tell him all the awful shit he's done (drugs, trying to fuck the teen, etc)
>They don't beleive me, think I'm crazy
>Fuck fuck fuck, upgrade to the next level
>Call his various jobs (at uni and back home)
>Try to get him fired; they just ignore me
>Motherfucker, my plans fucking all failed
>Last final attempt to reign him back in
>Hop on a bus to his home town
>Find him, get into a shouting match
>Dunno what to do, so I fucking stab him in the leg (tiny blade, think exacto)
>Well shit, Im fucked now, try to run
>Cops find me, all that rigamarole, end up in psych care for a year but no jail or anything
>Dude spends remaining two years of uni locked in his dorm room afarid I'll find him and kill him
>I cant go near him else I'll get locked up again

I moved on and found other guys, but I still look him up online every so often. He's all messed up now; lives with some fat furry girl. Last time I looked they had a profile on FL looking for dudes, and he had a tramp stamp of her fursona name. Makes me laugh just thinknig about it.
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Tits or gtfo
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>>736609505
Someday my penchant for crazy girls will make me find someone like you. Maybe I already have before... Which either means I would have awesome sex and or my life will be fucked. I was even doing a CompE degree.
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>>736610482
Any girl you'd meet on here would be right fucked. Or just date girls off craigslist.
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>Be me
>Be Britbong
>Be in secondary school
>Join schools anti bullying scheme so I can add shit to my record.
>Scheme seems about as much as I assumed. They gave me some badge with a smiley face on.
>Go talk to some people being bullied anon.
>Go talk to this girl let's call her A.
>A is some weird emo chick. So I assume she's being bullied for that. Pretty easy to deal with.
>She's getting bullied by some guy in her year. 2 years below me.
>Pretty much just tell him if he does it again i'll kick his ass.
>They never told us how to deal with these things. And I wasn't going to be a fucking gnark.
>She starts following me after that. At first around school.
>Pretty obvious she has a crush on me now. Always around me, outside my classes.
>Turns out she lives about 3 roads away.
>She comes to my house before school
>BeingStalked.jpeg
>This continues till AFTER college.
>She turned 17
>Went to her house
>Told her with college out the way I can focus on important things.
>Fuck her in her parents bedroom.
>mfw I fucked my stalker.
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>>736609505
So OP, why did you do any of that anyway? Were you just bored or something?
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>>736611093
Was, still am, crazy jealous. Didnt help that I was crazy lonely and just wanted a BF. Fucking a random dude was easy, but most people knew my past and wouldn't date me. Didn't want to let him go basically.
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>>736611395
How's your life going now? Did you graduate from college?
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>>736609505
boy i would love to rape you. you sound like hella fun and manipulative.
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>>736611531
No I dropped out. Without someone to tutor me, I wasn't getting through the math or the programming.

Parents basically dishoned me (not like I stopped my crazy shit), and moved to another part of the country without me. We talk every so often, and I went on a trip back to our home country once.

Worked as a security guard the last few years; easy job when you're a girl - you pretty much do less than nothing. Been living on my own since they left though.
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>>736611702
You do gods work anon
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Tits or gtfo.
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>>736611874
Girls with daddy issues are the ones who'll be manipulative and whatnot. Find an eastern euro girl wiith a crazy first gen family, and you'll find yourself a crazy girl.
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Joe Ligotti, the Guy from Boston, baby. You've been asking for it, I'm jumping in. This is my rant, what pisses me off about illegal immigrants. In the last 6 years over 4 million illegal immigrants have settled in this country, illegally. 30% of these people have never finished high school, are on at least one welfare program, live below the poverty line and have no health insure so we're paying the tab. And all the increases in our public school enrollment are due to these illegal aliens.

Let me tell you some more terrifying facts here. 12 Americans are gonna die today at the hands of an illegal immigrant by murder by a violent crime, 13 more are gonna die because of illegal immigrant truck drivers. That's 25 Americans dead today more than any outer conflict we've ever had in the last 50 years, because of these illegal fucking cockroaches. That's right and all of my police officers buddies out there and Sheriffs and all that stuff can testify to this, 95% of all our homicide warrants are issued for illegal immigrants. Fucking two thirds of all felony fugitive warrants are for fucking illegal immigrants. They won't even stay around baby, they do the fucking shit and they screw! 16.000 of these fucking illegal immigrant cockroach bastards are infesting our state penitentiaries. That's right.
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>>736612386

And you want to hear something really fucked up? Something that makes my FUCKING BLOOD BOILING? 8 American children a day are sexually abused by an ILLEGAL FUCKING IMMIGRANT. That's right, all the 240,000 of these PERVERT FUCKING COCKROACH ILLEGAL ALIEN MOTHERFUCKERS. And each one of those fucking sexual offenders have 4 victims a piece average.

So let me ask you something Washington, let me ask you something President Trump. Where are you gonna close the fucking borders? When are you gonna protect me? When are you gonna protect my kids? Or any other kids out there. Just think of this, if we didn't have half of these fucking illegal immigrants right? A thousand kids wouldn't be raped this year already, and fucking 3.000 Americans WOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING DIED. ISN'T IT TIME? ISN'T IT FUCKING TIME. That we fucking stand up, the Americans that are there legally and say GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! That's right, get the fuck out of here. And let me tell you something. You politicians don't wanna do it baby? The American People will do it. We'll fucking do it. The Guy from Boston's coming, you're all thinking this but I had the balls to say it. Illegal immigrants, FUCK YOU!
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>>736612028
is you uforia???
>>736612363
>you'll find yourself a crazy girl.
have one right now that was in closed psycho ohuse for 6 months last year. the thrill is fun.
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>>736612841
Uforia? Don't know what your asking
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Ky fucking s
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>be me
>have no friends
>be silly asian kid with yellow hair
>take naked pictures of myself on couch
>send to hottest girl in school
>instantregret.gif
>next day kids throw eggs at me and laugh
>hot girl tells everyone I have a little weiner
>try to defend myself by saying it's because I'm asian
>hot girl gets bf to beat me up in English class
>teacher let's it happen
>go home and cry as I masterbate
>grab my backpack and fill it full of spoons
>go to school next day
>hot girl's bf walking up to me
>herewego.webm
>reach into backpack and start hurling spoons at this fucker
>he begins running at me
>I start running
>run through the halls screaming for my life
>my legs feel heavy
>stop and lay down and pull out my dick
>hot girl's bf runs up and stops dead in his tracks
>I feel helpless and don't know what to do at this point
>start to cry and shake my dick rolling around on the floor
>black out completely at this point
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>>736613052
>wake up in the hospital
>turns out I passed out from hyperventilating
>mom is standing over me
>she looks blank
>says she didn't know I was having problems at school and I should have told her
>I tell her I'm sorry and ask her if anyone seen me
>she says she has to talk to the school to see if I'm allowed back
>says I might need an evaluation and they might keep me in the hospital for a while
>yeahright.jpeg
>leaves me at hospital for next 4 days
>get out on 5th day
>go home and find out I have a care taker now
>mfw my family thinks I'm mentally challenged now
>make me wear velcro shoes
>find out I have to go back to school
>first day back at school
>everyone watching me
>I try to hide in my shirt
>I can still hear them talking
>teacher yells out "welcome back anon great to see you!"
>can hear desks creak as everyone turns to look at me
>my anxiety is off the charts
>I begin screeching and running for the door
>new caretaker blocks the door
>"calm down anon! calm down!"
>my breathing slows at this point and I just go with it
>I go sit down and brush my hair
>hot girls won't even look at me
>I stare at her and feel sad
>all day I hide in my shirt and cry
>next day I wear my grand canyon hat to school
>show up with my grand canyon hat and a whole new attitude
>bring sandwiches for the whole class
>just try to forget about my problems and try to be more normal
>hot girl still won't look at me
>no one wants a sandwich I made
>start to feel sad again but tell myself to just act normal and try to make friends
>start raising my hand more in class and answering questions
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>>736613085
>teacher calls on me more out of pity probably
>whatever.png
>teacher says after class he likes my hat
>tell him "thanks it says grand canyon"
>teacher says "I know anon I went there on vacation"
>"gay"
>teacher looks annoyed but I get away with it because caretaker and velcro shoes
>after school I figure I should go talk to hot girl again cause everyone thinks I'm a tard now
>ask caretaker if I can have a moment alone
>says no because policy
>whatever fuck it bring my caretaker with me
>walk up to hot girl
>she looks scared
>tell her she ruined my life and everyone thinks I'm crazy now
>tell her I'm depressed and never had friends anyway
>tells me she's sorry and that she broke up with her bf for beating me up
>start feeling butterflies and ask her if she likes me
>"um no anon sorry"
>tells me she just feels bad and hopes I'll be okay
>whatever. I'll take it
>go home that day feeling a little better
>eat dinner and play vidya
>mom still won't talk to me
>tell her I peed in the sink and she can clean it
>she tells me this is why my father left and yells at me
>go to my room and cry
>next morning have an awesome idea
>grab my cat and put him in my backpack for school
>that day show up to school with my cat
>school allows me to do whatever at this point because caretaker
>people actually talking to me because cat
>ask me to pet him
>hot girl's ex bf is back at school from being suspended
>not looking at me and very quiet
>"hey asshole I have more friends than you now. you like those spoons?"
>ignores me but I feel like a champ
>people still talking to me because of cat
>caretaker tells me to be respectful
>at lunch I start eating and pull out my cat to make more friends
>second I set him down he starts hauling ass
>jump up and start chasing him
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>>736612948
>Don't know what your asking
ahh, then nevermind. got you mixed up with another person then.
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>>736613105
>everyone staring at me
>socialanxiety.png
>cat running faster
>at this point I'm just running
>I begin screeching again
>feeling upset I can't control my fucking autism
>feeling depressed knowing I'll never have friends
>run to gym
>hide in my shirt and cry
>20 minutes later caretaker finds me
>school tells me to go home for the day
>get home and mom's upset with me for losing the cat
>start yelling and telling her she never cared
>go to my room and lock the door
>throw my tv at the wall and kick my window
>window finally breaks
>glass everywhere
>still screaming
>fall on glass and start pissing on myself
>mom calls cops
>cops show up and ask me to come out
>ignore them for 5 minutes
>finally just break my door and grab me
>I keep yelling "wow fuck you guys"
>drive me back to the hospital
>arrive at hospital
>caretaker waiting
>tells them I just had a episode and I'll be okay after a few days
>let me out the next day
>go home
>mom tells me she's done with me and she's sending me to live with grandma
>tell her I don't care and call her fat
>go to my room to pack my things
>grandma shows up to take me
>while packing I decide to take all mom's shoes
>call my mom asparagus and walk out the door
>10 minutes after we show up to grandma's
>mom calls about shoes
>tell grandma I lost them and throw them in the sink
>grandma finds shoes
>mom comes to pick them up
>wow.png
>caretaker not allowed at grandma's house because she's fresh off the boat
>unpack clothes in my new room
>jerk off to zoey 101 and fall asleep
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>>736613142
>wake up late
>caretaker here to pick me up
>get dressed and run out the door
>show up to school and realize my shirt on backwards
>go to class and everyone stares at me
>switch shirt around and go sit down
>fat kid next to me tells me I have toothpaste in my hair
>impossible I didn't brush my teeth today
>touch my hair
>hair feels crunchy
>mfw oh no I got cum in my hair
>ask caretaker if I can go to the bathroom
>tells me I can go after class
>bell rings and I bolt for the bathroom
>scrub at the cum but it's not coming out
>bathroom crowded
>start feeling anxious and just go to next class
>all day everyone staring at me
>ask caretaker if I can take lunch by myself now
>caretaker agrees
>at lunch I still have now friends so I just sit by myself and feel sad
>can't stop thinking about hot girl and what she told me
>awesome idea
>decide to go hide behind the wall she hangs out at
>crouch down behind wall and just chill and eat sandwich
>listen to hot girl and friends talk about boys and school
>start getting boner and begin chewing faster
>one of her friends hear me
>"Omg what's that noise??"
>hear them turn and walk towards me
>coverblown.webm
>try to spring up just as they turn the corner
>end up leaning to far forward and lose my ballance
>headbutt hot girl right in her pussy
>she starts screaming
>I fall on the ground and scramble to my feet
>they all scream at me and call me a fucking weirdo and to get away
>I start crying and keep yelling I'm sorry
>other kids all staring
>teachers start running over
>fucking lose it at this point and run away
>this time I just keep running
>half a block outside of school
>trip over curb and eat shit
>I just keep crying and rolling around
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>>736613171
>realize I'm all scraped up bleeding with cum in my hair
>caretaker runs up and brushes me off
>tells me it's okay and it was just a accident
>caretaker drives me home for the day
>run up to room
>play air guitar to metro station to calm me down
>grandma makes noodles
>take a shit and go to bed
>next day caretaker comes to take me to school
>on the way to school she tells me they might send me to a special school
>flip out and call her an asshole
>get to school and I'm too embarrassed to think
>sit in back of class and read judy b. jones
>bell rings and just keep head down the whole day
>at this point everyone thinks I'm full blown retarded
>starting to believe it too
>realize life is pretty gay
>next couple days I just try to act normal and stay quiet
>grandma takes away tv cause she caught me jacking off
>start drawing a face on my wiener to keep me entertained
>one day get bored and bring a broom stick to school
>tell everyone I'm a witch
>fat kid asks me if I got food
>nah man
>run around all day on my broom making awesome noises
>caretaker says next week I start special school
>get in a argument
>get mad and punch her in the eye
>on campus officer gets called
>I try to run but he tackles me
>handcuffs me and drives me to station
>whole time I'm crying
>lady comes in and tells me they're taking me to the hospital
>tell her I'm sorry I'll just try to be normal
>toolate.gif
>show up at hospital and put me in a room
>feeling beyond depressed and lonely
>sit around and cry and eat cheerios
>three days go by and they let me out
>new caretaker
>find out I start new school the next day
>go to grandma's and realize all my stuffs gone
>nothing left but clothes and mattress
>not even crayons for drawing face dick
>lay there and read judy b. jones until I fall asleep
>wake up and get ready
>new caretaker shows up'
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>>736613210
>new school starts an hour after regular school did
>show up to a single room with a bunch of tards playing Legos
>sweet.jpg
>hang out all day playing Legos and coloring
>pretty cool so far
>go home that day and lay in my room
>realize I miss my mom and my old school
>start crying and feeling sad
>jerk myself to sleep
>next day caretaker shows up a little late
>go to school and it's the same thing as yesterday
>half hour before class ends fat downy girl's boob falls out
>get a weird boner for some reason
>next day keep playing games trying to touch it's boob
>get really horn for some reason and rub my dick on its leg
>teacher suspects something
>tells me to stop
>tard school ends and I go home
>go home and jerk it to fat downy
>right after I cum I feel like crying
>tell myself no more downy boob
>next couple days I ask my caretaker to go to library after school
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>>736613133
If you think you know who I am; what are my initals
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>>736613052
>>736613085
>>736613105
>>736613142
>>736613171
>>736613210
>>736613236
you just can't make up such bullshit. holy fuck. either your imagination is fucked or your life.
>>736613264
i don't otherwsie
>uforia
would have rung a bell with you.
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>>736609322
Shit op. My ex has nothing on you.
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>>736613712
Well, if its what I think you're asking, then maybe.
902?
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>>736613236
Very interesting read keep going :)
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>>736614310
let's make this easy. did you poke a toe with a knife like 9 hours ago and are your fingers covered in tattoos?
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>>736614310
ahhh, never mind. got you mixed up like doublewise. it was thorns and p.
i just confused myself.
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>>736614580
Nope, sorry not me then. Closest thing I could think of was the e festival haha.

Sorry to burst your bubble
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>>736614949
Got any other stories for us?
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>>736613236
Im waaaay too invested in this
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>>736614949
yeah i figured. i just completely sperged out. you're still a very interesting person. farewell then
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>>736615020
>Dated another dude a while later
>Lets call him Super Steve
>Pulled more or less the same shit with him
>This dude was more a chad than B was a dork
>Was way more savvy to manipulation
>Told him I dont like condoms
>Pretend to be preggo once I think I'm loosing him
>Joke was on him, I was on the pill
>manage to keep him for another month or two
>Up and dissapears , like totally gone
>Didnt actually know his real name

>>736615129
No worries. Theres like 1mil people posting here reg. Its impossible to know someone imo
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>>736613236
Jesus christ man. How do you do this? Like how can you be this cringy?
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>>736615104
Same. It's such a great train wreck.
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>>736613052
>>736613085
>>736613105
>>736613142
>>736613171
>>736613210
>>736613236
picture of the girl who started this

I know someone who has some nudes of her
If I can get them today, I'll post.
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>>736615401
>Its impossible to know someone imo
pretty much. the girl i was reffering too is a regular poster on here tho and working security as well. so that got me thinking.

ever been manipulated yourself?
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>>736615583
>4chan filename
nigga...
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>>736615583
>girl who started this

Bro, I gotta say, the girl ain't even close to what started it. If the story isn't bait, which kudos m8, 8/8, then you make some real shit decisions.
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Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better.’
What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.
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>>736615800
I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.
Unfortunately, I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better.’
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>>736615837
What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.Unfortunately, I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, women’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.
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>>736615622
Neat; we have at least two security girls who might be nuts. Might be a trend.

Nope. Most fucked off after a nighter, or fucked fof after to figured out I wanted shit done my way only.
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>>736615872
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>>736609812
/thread
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>be me
>Be browsing b one night
>Sees meet/smoke/fuck thread
>Whatcouldgowrong.jpeg
>Meets cute boy who lives a few hours away
>Months pass
>Said boy moves closer to me
>I get kicked out of mom's house
>Nowhere to go
>Hey anon, can I come stay with you
>3 months later have his abortion
>Fucking b man
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>>736611395
That's pretty hot OP. Consider me enticed
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>>736616337
ahhh too bad. would have been an interesting turn.

>>736616370
cause it's /b/'s fault that you're too dumb to use a condom?
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>>736615800
Get your tits out!
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>>736616593
Worst that ever happened is that some chinese guys pretended to be christian to talk to me haha
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>>736616882
Please talk to me, I promise I won't impregnate you
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SO
MUCH
GREEN
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>>736609505
holy shit anon, you are fucking insane. do you regret what you did, or regret being found out (why would you stab his leg though)
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>>736618221
Yeah, a bit. Fucked my family life, thats for sure. Like, that was just one part of all my crazy; my parents were done with my shit as time went on.

IDGAF about B though; its funny to me hes more fucked up now.
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>>736609263
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>>736618504
are you a sociopath? not as an insult, you legit show most signs of being one.
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>>736616882
poor fucker never had a chance.
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>>736618852
Dunno. I have been told I'm bipolar and that I have anxiety though.
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>>736618504
Are you autistic? What's your source of income? How big is your social circle?
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>>736609322
well, the story was obvious from here on
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>>736619242
No. Currently on EI now. I've got a few friends; not huge or anyhting. Most have moved away or whatever.
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The happiness of man is: I will. The happiness of woman is: he wills. 'Behold, just now the world became perfect!' - thus thinks every woman when she obeys out of entire love. And women must obey and find a depth for her surface. Surface is the disposition of woman: a mobile, stormy film over shallow water. Man's disposition, however, is deep; his river roars in subterranean caves: woman feels his straight but does not comprehend it.
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>>736619551
alright i gotta ask because that fucked up story got me all horny.

tits?
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Populations are self homogenizing so naturally transitional movements are inhibited or at least generally continualized. In this manner culture is essentially trapped descending to the (possibly)local minimum of already actualized post-ideological liberalism as meta-cultural. Psychedelics as catalytic agents is really a trite idea. But it regardless can only possibly be characterized as generally regarding the individual as subject. The role eastern philosophy plays as a disassociate from capital really must be regarded in the same manner. This sort of approach to a post-capitalist transition is really structured in a way so subsumed to bourgeoisie ideology as to be not only untenable but intentionally self defeating.

Note the comfortable accelerationist refutation to all this is unrealistically optimistic, uncharitably I would call it a sort of desperate defeat as victory delusion. Its end will surely be far more Landian than anyone(other than Land) would hope. If we can bare to face the futility of accelerationism it becomes clear that going forward along our current socio-cultural trajectory is untenable. Thus, though our ultimate goal lies ahead, the only possible option is to become radically reactionary. Our end goal lies along some other path, to continue on this one is futile.
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>>736618504
Yo I'd really like to see how the fuck you look like so in the future I could avoid being involved with crazy bitches like you.
If no pics, then how do you look like? Skinny? Tattoed? Normal? Colored hair?
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>>736619215
https://www.healthyplace.com/psychological-tests/sociopath-test-am-i-a-sociopath/
let me know your score, i know internet quizes are not reliable but if you get 80+ you might want to get yourself diagnosed as a sociopath and get a benefit or two from it
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>>736619828
East Euro, Dark Hair, Skinny-ish. People say the crazy is in the eyes. If the eyes look fucked, maybe thats the secret.
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>>736619849
72%
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>>736620003
oOooooo, Almost quads, darn
Living where?
Yeah people say that but would you say that yourself too? Can you look that in the mirror or does people tell you?
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>>736620003
Are you from Ukraine?
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>>736620275
Nope.

>>736620243
Dont want to get too specific. North America.
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>>736619849
bullllshit, too small to be a proper test.
Did it tho, 18.00 out of 25.00 (72.00%)
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>>736620275
Kek is this the group with manota or something like this cuz I remember seing this video
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>>736620352
Strange. Only Ukraine breeds crazy. Maybe Serbia too. As vrea sa te violez
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>>736620352
Might be living near you, who knows.
before thread 101s, any contact info I can get? I'm most curious.
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>>736620438
Two emos from Dnepropetrovsk. Created snuff firlms irl
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>>736620515
Nie ma mowy
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>>736620815
>Polskie
That's more like it.
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>>736620352
North America, huh, but you said east European so are you parents from?
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Post tits or you're just a guy looking for (you)s
If you're a guy, post dick.
If you have a pic of someone else post that.
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>>736621219

This.

You other fucks are entertaining a "girl" who's proud she's a shitty person and has yet to deliver tits.

You fucking permavirgins are shit people for swooping to whatever posts identify as a female. Literally making the board worse.
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