>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
i continue to go on subbreddit random and make an original thread
Either pre gud b8 or you are a fucking newfag. Either way, you are a faggot
>Tie her up
>Make her drink pic related until she's out
>Wait until dark and put her in my truck
>Drive to my uncle's cabin
>Convert the storage room into her room
>Enjoy my new toy
Ahh! Oh you scare me!
Who are you and what you do in here?!
Wait a-are you t-taylor swift?!
W-why are y-y-you here in me room?
Im big fan of you!
But it so stranje why you are here?!
Then it depend on what she say
One of you is a newfag and one of you is a troll...
I cant fucking decide which is which
What any other straight man would do: stick a finger up her ass.
stick my cock in the big hole in my wall as she stands there. i will then turn my head toward her and star deeply into her eyes as a slowly recite Pattons speech to her. I will then proceed to cum into the wall as she stands there in fear. I will take my manhood out of the wall and clean it off in front of her. After that is over I will offer to get her subways.
your just not as imaginative, do you think Taylor Swift would be impressed by someone simply sticking their cock in her? She needs to see that you can demonstrate that you are in full control of your dick and that you can destroy her at anytime but choose to date her.