>Walk into your bedroom >You find Taylor Swift standing

tell her to leave, im tired

>>736594220
Fuck & kill

>>736594220
No autists allowed here, faggot.

Fuck her gently

Call the cops.
Charge her with home invasion.

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>>736594220
i continue to go on subbreddit random and make an original thread

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>>736594220
>do a 360
>Walk away

>>736594396
Only logical option

>>736595008
Fucking retarded, 360° makes you walk the same direction
>making it obvious that summer is here.

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I will made that bitch famous

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>>736594220
Ask if Young metro trust her

>>736594220
Take my medication.

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>>736595463
Either pre gud b8 or you are a fucking newfag. Either way, you are a faggot

>>736594220
thats becky

I make her my wife

>>736594220
Suck her dick

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>Overpower her
>Tie her up
>Make her drink pic related until she's out
>Wait until dark and put her in my truck
>Drive to my uncle's cabin
>Convert the storage room into her room
>Enjoy my new toy

>>736594220

Tell her she has a rat face and she should get plastic surgery

>>736594220
Oh, good! Now I can tell you why complaining about all of your exes makes for terrible songwriting.

>>736594220
kill this rat faced cunt down syndrome eyed

>>736595463
Your the fucking retarded. He didn't say walk away in the direction his facing after he spins 360, he just said he'd do a spin AND THEN walk away

>>736594220
Ahh! Oh you scare me!
Who are you and what you do in here?!
Wait a-are you t-taylor swift?!
W-why are y-y-you here in me room?
Im big fan of you!
But it so stranje why you are here?!

Then it depend on what she say

Probs be embarrassed about the state of my room

Then Ask her politely to show me her boobies

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>>736595463
>>736596515

One of you is a newfag and one of you is a troll...

I cant fucking decide which is which

>>736594220

>What the... T-Taylor Swift?
>You're disoriented and just stumbled in here?
>Well, this just aint your day
>*unzips*

>>736594220
Tie her to bed and torture her by every method I know, for 1 month. No food only water for 1 month. Then kil her.

>>736594220
Alahu Akbar!

>>736596891
You're going to be real sad when you find out it takes less than a month for an average person to starve to death

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>>736594220
sue her since she has a lot of money

>>736594220
"Hey Tay, haven't seen you since 10th grade. Give me money."

>>736597143
As long as she is alive, I'll make her life worse than hell. I'm brazilian and I know methods of torture no one knows.

>>736597270
Sounds like begging.

>>736597304
It's not too different.

>Rape her at gunpoint
>knock her out
>call the cops
>report her for rape
>Write book
>????
>profit, literally, from all the MRAs buying it

>>736595463
Top tier bait.

>>736597270
I would ask her for money too, maybe butter her up by telling her that "California Girls" is my favorite and I know all the lyrics.

>>736597276
Like your smelly spic breath in her face?

>>736594220
I would ask myself why I am playing along with some 14 years old's scenario.

>>736597437
That too. Though it's not lethal.

Tell her to eat all the eggs

Beat her until the kitchen is clean

>>736597276
How do you type shit like this without cringing? I bet you leave comments of porn site too.

>>736596346
That is the correct response.

>>736594220
>Call cops
>Some skinny dude broke in house
>Shrieking about boyfriends suck
>360 and walk out door

Lay out all my Sinatra vinyls on the floor and fuck her on top of them, hoping she can absorb some real music

>>736597848
his whole life is cringe
shitposting is his only escape
no matter how bad and cringy the shitboast is

Make sure she didn't clog my sink shaving her wiry arm hair. https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/the-taylor-swift-heart/

>>736595463
newfag

>>736595617
>>736596515
>>736597342
he was right tho

>>736598228
another newfag

ask her hows it going and offer her pizza reheats? I had pizza earlier, bbq meatlovers with extra cheese, shit was cash

>>736598374
>meat lovers
Pizza Hut is shit-tier

>>736594220
tell her wehee are never never, getting back together

>>736598492
you're shit tier

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>>736594220
What any other straight man would do: stick a finger up her ass.

>>736598555
fag, I'd say her stay stay stay

>>736594220
Lick her asshole

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>>736594220
stick my cock in the big hole in my wall as she stands there. i will then turn my head toward her and star deeply into her eyes as a slowly recite Pattons speech to her. I will then proceed to cum into the wall as she stands there in fear. I will take my manhood out of the wall and clean it off in front of her. After that is over I will offer to get her subways.

>>736598568
>>736598613

Assfreaks unite!!!!

>>736598592
fag? half of walt disney came in that mouth, she's prob full of std's, don't want

>>736595463
DOUBLE BAITO

>>736598635
You're trying too much.

>>736599002
Suck a bulldog's dick.

>>736594220
Let her voice to me what she's thinking her thoughts are I'm goddes you peasant eat my shit

>>736599002
your just not as imaginative, do you think Taylor Swift would be impressed by someone simply sticking their cock in her? She needs to see that you can demonstrate that you are in full control of your dick and that you can destroy her at anytime but choose to date her.

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>>736599025

>>736594220
> smack upside the head
> tie up
> take to shack innawoods
> hold for ransom

Easy money.

>>736599149
Yep, it's summer alright.

>>736599179
Suck a rocky mountain goat's ass with a1 steak sauce.