ITT you have successfully hacked Trump's Twitter account. You have 140 characters.
TRUDEAU IS A GREAT MAN
"covfefe means 'secure the white race as we know it' "
>"covfefe means 'secure the white race as we know it' "
>COVFEFE WAZ EN INSYD JOBBER!
>"Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this tweet"
"Thanks for a great time last night Ivanka, you really make America great again Ivanka. You know father will always be the best, better than Jared Kushner."
>@IvankaTrump Seriously, why haven't we fucked yet?
It would be funniest to do it sparingly, and not to say anything too off the wall, but close enough to something he might say. Little things about his daughter's appearance or some shit about some faggy European diplomat he just met with.
>It's time to do something about north korea.
>@britain you faggots coming or are you too busy breaking things off with the 4th reich?
I never spoke a word of truth. I am in way over my head. Somebody please, save me! If I only get out of this with prison time, I'll start going to church again, I swear.
>He needs to get that shit started, what's taking so long?
He's a keyboard warrior who'll fight light a tiger when the media question his crowd sizes, but lacks the energy and discipline to get something big through Congress...?
You first, you inbred, lime sucking island of inbred pussies. It's funny how it's not a matter of if but when the USA is supposed to solve all the fucking problems, then proceeds to be immediately shat on by our onlooking allies. Faggot ass fucking cunts.
Didn't he just like, completely fuck up the shitty healthcare bill Obama on which Obama spent years? I hate the guy, but he probably will build a wall. And it'll be hilarious.
Cock-blocked by Jared after I gave him all the good jobs. Totally unfair. Thankless Heeb!
Just watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for the first time, and it was amazing. Better than any other anime! Official show of the US!
K. See ya next time you faggots start killing eachother. When was the last time? The 90s? You're about due for another. Way to go in Libya, too. France really got em good for about 45 minutes.
Europe is fucking useless.
He's a fat ass sperg lord, but DJT does surround himself with some high-class trim.