ITT you have successfully hacked Trump's Twitter account.

Obviously "gas the kikes race war now."

The fbi is giving away cheese pizza.

@IvankaTrump Seriously, why haven't we fucked yet?

"Got lost playing Poke'mon Go"

jews did 9-11, niggers did 7-11, and ayyy lmaos are real

"mexicans are actually good people"

>>736579362
I just blew Vladimir Putin. (SHIT WAS SO CASH!)

>>736579720
till now this looks pretty much what I would say

Aliens exist, we're fucked.

>>736579933
LOL omg Russians are the reason Hillary was such an unelectable nightmare!

>>736580030
>not realizing what an epic shitstorm that post would cause
It's almost like you're an enemy of the lulz...

>>736579889
They're literally flawless, the only problem is they aren't citizens and don't belong here to the detriment of those who do :(

NORAD just detected 10 Chinese ICBMs heading towards US west coast. Retaliation is in progress God Bless America

>>736580201
I just can't bring myself to trust a woman with that many pantsuits.

>>736579694
>>736579889
>>736579933
>>736580030
le niggers

"The nuke codes are: 55378008 (turn your screen upside down lol)"

>>736579362
Guys you decide of I push the button or not.

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Hitler did nothing wrong

"Liking traps is gay"

>>736580398
boobless? 1 is for i usually

"traps aren't gay"

TRUDEAU IS A GREAT MAN. AGREED TO LET USA ANNEX CANADA.

>>736579362
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

(oh, wait...)

>>736579362

"Putin paid me to do this. I hate being president."

"Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this tweet"

"check em"

HALP COMPUDER! STAHP ALLS DEH DOWLOODENS!

#IMACOMPUDER
#COMPUDERIZLUB
#COMPUDERIZLIEF

COVFEFE WAZ EN INSYD JOBBER!

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TRUDEAU IS A GREAT MAN

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"covfefe means 'secure the white race as we know it' "

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>>736580736
>"covfefe means 'secure the white race as we know it' "

>>736579362
I, as President of the United States, have gotten Congressional approval to invade and annex Canada.

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>>736580688
>COVFEFE WAZ EN INSYD JOBBER!

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>>736580928
based anon

LOL SO I HEARD YOU HIPSTER FAGGOTS LIKE SOLAR PANELS SO IM GONNA PUT THEM ON THE WALL LOL

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"I love feminism now"

>>736581505
A DUHHHH DID I MENTION IT WILL ONLY BE TO COVER THE WALLS CONSTRUCTION COSTS(PROBABLY BY NOT EVEN A FRACTION)

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>>736580592
>"Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this tweet"

>>736579362
I declare war with Mexico and Canada, we're taking over this continent bitches!

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>>736579362
"Thanks for a great time last night Ivanka, you really make America great again Ivanka. You know father will always be the best, better than Jared Kushner."

JAPAN YOU ARE FUCKED

You dumb fucks, if you hacked it you can delete it too! How funny would it be if he just woke up without a twitter?

>>736581814
LOL, we already own it, why waste the resources?

TRUMP is the hottest brand on Earth, hence Israel and Saudi Arabia want to own me!

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>>736579683
>@IvankaTrump Seriously, why haven't we fucked yet?

It's time to do something about north korea.
@britain you faggots coming or are you too busy breaking things off with the 4th reich?

>>736582027
It would be funniest to do it sparingly, and not to say anything too off the wall, but close enough to something he might say. Little things about his daughter's appearance or some shit about some faggy European diplomat he just met with.

>>736581597
>A DUHHHH DID I MENTION IT WILL ONLY BE TO COVER THE WALLS CONSTRUCTION COSTS(PROBABLY BY NOT EVEN A FRACTION)
Mexico will pay for it, dopey cuck.

@RichardBSpencer revealed he was a closet homosexual in talks on saving the white race today.

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>>736582194
>It's time to do something about north korea.
>@britain you faggots coming or are you too busy breaking things off with the 4th reich?

>>736579362
I resign. It's the best resignation ever. So many people will be there. More than anywhere ever. Pipplmuh

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>>736579362

I never spoke a word of truth. I am in way over my head. Somebody please, save me! If I only get out of this with prison time, I'll start going to church again, I swear.

>>736582394
He needs to get that shit started, what's taking so long?

>>736582515
>He needs to get that shit started, what's taking so long?
He's a keyboard warrior who'll fight light a tiger when the media question his crowd sizes, but lacks the energy and discipline to get something big through Congress...?

>>736582421
You first, you inbred, lime sucking island of inbred pussies. It's funny how it's not a matter of if but when the USA is supposed to solve all the fucking problems, then proceeds to be immediately shat on by our onlooking allies. Faggot ass fucking cunts.

Cov Fe Fe
equals
Cov = 14
Fe = 8
Fe = 9

>>736579362
free people of the world
install gentoo.

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>>736579720

>>736582657
Didn't he just like, completely fuck up the shitty healthcare bill Obama on which Obama spent years? I hate the guy, but he probably will build a wall. And it'll be hilarious.

>>73658280 no one wants help from u useless yank cunts.

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>>736579362
Cock-blocked by Jared after I gave him all the good jobs. Totally unfair. Thankless Heeb!

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Just watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for the first time, and it was amazing. Better than any other anime! Official show of the US!

>>736583115
K. See ya next time you faggots start killing eachother. When was the last time? The 90s? You're about due for another. Way to go in Libya, too. France really got em good for about 45 minutes.

Europe is fucking useless.

>>736579362
There is a Satanic kabal working behind the scenes. They murder and rape children. Sick guys. They will be stopped

>>736579362
Just found out Obama caps to Melania. Sick guy. Nigerian. Build that wall!

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>>736582802
HAHAHAH triggered much?

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>>736584050
He's a fat ass sperg lord, but DJT does surround himself with some high-class trim.

Password is Ivanka69

>>736579362
Praise KEK

>>736579362
>>736579678