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Another lonely night..anybody else drinkin? I got a bottle

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Another lonely night..anybody else drinkin?

I got a bottle of Absolut..and I absolutely wanna fucking off myself right now.

let's get a depression thread goin cuz y the fuck not.. >.>

>20
>female
>virgin
>never been with or kissed a guy
>college drop out
>fired from waitress job
>severe depression
>suffer from social anxiety
>dad left me and my mom when I was 12
>mom's a drinker
>apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..heh :/
>always feel so empty
>so scared to look at ppl when talking
>always look down
>always have headphones on just to avoid ppl
>live in a ghetto
>poor as fuck
>hate myself..sigh

I just need someone to talk too..anyone :/

http://steamcommunity.com/id/imtiredofsleeping/

the reason I use steam is because whenever i give out my skype ppl pretend to be nice to me then show cock :/

http://steamcommunity.com/id/imtiredofsleeping/
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>>736562422

there is no way your a virgin :O
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>>736562422

why are u so depressed op?
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>>736562422

kys you fuckin bitch
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White Knights Assemble!
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>>736562422

what kinda meds do you take for depression?
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>>736562422
Did you consider the idea that you've never been with a guy because you never put yourself out there? Tits+timestamp is the first step to that, and if you are girl in the pic I would absolutely do the sex to you
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>>736562422
eminem girl version lol
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can you write I <3 Mike on your hand pls :p
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>>736562685

kek faggot
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>>736562422

slice your wrist and let it bleed out you pig cunt
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>>736562422
You're pretty and sad and I legit want to cuddle with you. Hope that's not too creepy.
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>>736562422

hang yourself, it's the only way to be free
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>dad left me and my mom when I was 12
>mom's a drinker
>apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..heh :/

I didn't want to feel, dammit
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>>736562422
Was depressed for 3 years, I did acctually live in my parents basement for like 1 ½ without leaving the house basically. Was a horrible 3 years of my life,its been soon 2 years since then, Ive worked a job, moved my own place, started new hobbys, going to uni this fall and lifes turning around for the better. How I got out of it with no help I still wonder to this day, because all it took was one day waking up and telling myself that I dont deserve any of this what Im feeling , week later I had the job, 2 months later I moved out.
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Previous aliases.
Fecal Stink
Soft Serve
White Warrior
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>>736562422

cunt bitch, spread asshole
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>>736562422
no father when u were 12? how do u feel if u were 5 like me?

go cry other place.
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Post pic of bare foot next to face to prove real
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What do you think of small dicks?
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WOW, i'm fuckin blown away at how cruel some of you kids are, like honestly this girl is down on the dumps and your all like acting super toxic for no raisin.

Honestly you kids are lucky your all behind your computers. Just ignore them OP they obviously don't know how to talk to women (especially pretty ones likes you :p)

look do me a favor and ignore any adds you might be getting right now, cuz in all honesty it aint gonna end well, /b/ is super toxic and it's /b/etter if you don't tlak to any of these idiots

here add me on skype (hitman90001)

we can shoot the shit, play games or hell you can even use my shoulder to cry on

also if u want we can play overwatch (if u dont have a copy its ok, GOTCHA COVERED)

also if u arent good thats also fine, im a pretty high rank (gold sr) and I can teach u how to play

talk to you soon babe, muah xoxo
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>>736562422
You fucking idiots, this is a phishing scam. This gets posted nearly every night.
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>>736563592

wtf is this?
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>>736563592

kys faggot
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>>736563592

you look like you have down syndrome bruh
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>>736563592
Probably bait, most likely it is, but if it's real drink bleach faggot.
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>>736563709
Fuck if I know this thread gets posted almost every night with the same responses
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>>736563592

I hope you crushed to death on your way to work
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>>736562422
you're 20 yo virgin female on /b/ and look like that? Horse-shit.
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whats wrong here, this is full of creeps
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more pics
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>>736562422
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>>736563592

neck yourself faggot
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Drinking home brew. I nice citrusy pale ale
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>>736562422
i am also a virgin
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>>736563703
This. Why is everyone on /b/ so gullible?
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>>736562422
Tits or gtfo!!!
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>>736562422

you're very pretty
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>>736562422
I see this just so many times. Being that pretty I don´t believe that you
are lonely. I would give my right kidney to fuck a girl like you
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Its b8 ive seen her before
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it'll be ok

I'm a pretty huge pile of shit, and if I can do it so can you
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>>736562422
Fuck off
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>>736563592

kek
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>>736562422
Waaaaaayyyyy too pretty to be a believable virgin
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>>736562422
>Posts steam profile
>Lures faggots to have convos there, to have them buy games

Nice try
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>>736562422
>20
yeah right, you can't be older than 12
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>>736564538
If you sold that kidney on the black market you could probably get enough cash to fuck a lot girls like her.
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>>736562558
made me kek
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TITS OR GTFO
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Post your tits please
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This seems like bait.
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Tits or GTFO
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Probably fake pic but oh well I'm just here for drinking and depression
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>>736562558
Kek
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>>736563703
seriously. no one that hot would be a virgin anyway. by 20 your gonna have the choice or be forced into with those looks
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>>736562422
Eggzallent bait, sir
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Hi girl. Im now 47. When i was 40 i met a 19 year old virgin girl alot like you. we have been a successful couple ever since. It was strange to me at first but i got used to the age difference and her daddy issues. Her daddy issues led her to a lot of depression that went away when she got with me. I know this is weird advice but maybe you should let an older man...one thats gentle but steady and reliable in his leadership of you. Let him be your security blanket as you explore new sides of yourself in that relationship. embrace the idea of allowing a "father figure" to make love to you. I think it will do wonders for you. Its made my wife, formerly a niave girl, into one heck of a woman today. Shes got pride, feels safe and secure in all her ways, and has learned so much about life she is now the leader of her group of female friends. Not every older man is a dirty pervert looking out only for himself. Find a tender but strong guy like me and you will be okay.
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>>736562422
Are you religious, if you are become an atheist and get even more depressed, because the truth is worse than fiction.
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>>736562422
Come over. I'll fuck you.

But I'm not a white knight that will tell it it's all gonna be ok or that things will get better
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Beatles song:
"I'm so tired"
and
"I'm only sleeping"

you would love those songs
B4E
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>>736563592
Not op and not female. I will add you to see what happens.
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>>736564265
Thats because your an overweight, 30 something neck beared
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I wanna do what's right now while it's in my brain
Cuz later on man i might not feel the same
And i don't really feel it's right to conceal your pain
It bubbles up inside and people start killin things
So i'm going to let it hang move on to better things
Living in environments where everything's really strange
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>>736562462
You post the same thread every night. Fuck off and die cunt
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>>736562422
You made the same bait a couple days ago. Maybe if you try a few more times people will believe you.
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>>736562422
>severe depression
>suffer from social anxiety
>dad left me and my mom when I was 12
virgin
>never been with or kissed a guy
I think you just need to figure out why? Usually a young girl whose dad walks out when they're young turns into a raging slut so tits or you need to gtfo.
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>>736562422
>the reason I use steam is because whenever i give out my skype ppl pretend to be nice to me then show cock :/

This is the exact same wording you used last time, you fucking cunt. Your link was http://steamcommunity.com/id/teardroppp then. Fuck you, stop threatening to kill yourself and do it already.
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>22
>male
>non-virgin
>college drop out
>light depression
>suffer from social anxiety
>always feel so empty
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>>736562422
I added you
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>>736562422
Wow u blocked me nice one fgt
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>>736562422
You're actually really cute. I'd hit it. I mean if you just want the physical comfort of a good fuck, there's nothing in your appearance stopping that from happening.
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>>736563138
Well done I'm proud of you, keep working and I know you'll get into a wonderful relationship
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OP Blocked me on Steam after I told her my age. Man, thought I would really like to talk to the bitch.
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>>736562422
Cool... this thread again... I hate summer... I hate /b/... I hate myself... what am I even doing anymore?
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>>736563138
which hobbies?
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>>736562422
Just followed you steam add me to char
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>>736566963

>kid that browses /b/
>thinks hes a good fuck

ohhhh lad, where are you right now? hahaha obviously not in the real world..
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>>736566319
Fill the emptiness with cocks and ejackulate faggot
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>>736562536
Lol
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>>736567457

FUCK YOU
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>>736562422
sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage
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>>736567457
Eho da fuq you callin "kid" nigga?
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>>736562422
>let's get a depression thread goin cuz y the fuck not.. >.>
I'd love to drink

but.. knowing Dubai Ruler and Sharjah Ruler are doing everything possible to get me killed or arrested.

I'll end up being tested ASAP I leave home, by blood sample.

If not it will be inside Minhad airbase where I work, under military laws I'll have to test, get rekt by military court.

Will have to serve 1-3 months in prison, with 40 whips to my back until it bleeds.


And pay a fine of $1000.

But, I drank a lot. Couple of years ago. Don't plan on drinking again unless I travel overseas, even if I travel overseas I wouldn't drink until I get drunk, otherwise someone will try to kill me again when am disadvantaged.
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>>736562422
tits or gtfo
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Someone very close to me just got sentenced today to 2 years in minimum security for a white collar crime. So that's fun...
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>>736567457

Cringe unneeded comment on a cringe post.
It just doesn't make sense. So plain. So generic movie moment. Is that really your best line?
Everything you could say and you pick lololol where are you not in real life bro haaaa get it because I'm saying hes lying because it wouldn't happen in real hahahahaha and I know what would happen so take it from me.
Fuck yourself.
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>>736565216
Wut.
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>>736562422
As if a cute girl like this would be a depressed virgin. Lol
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>>736567668
sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage
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Prove to us ur a virgen tho
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Stop throwing a fit
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>>736563592
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>>736562422"It's 2017 and there is still sexism within the community as well as the game in general. I'm sick and tired of being harassed and violated whenever I join a MM game. I could understand if my teammate has valid criticism about my performance during the match but when I'm top fragging and literally carrying the game and I get called a "b word" or "c word" for actually doing my job, yea I get a little mad, I mean aren't I justified in receiving abuse from men in this day and age or is the CS:GO community so backwards and archaic that they can't seem to get with the times? Whatever the case I'm going to filing a report to valve about this abuse. "
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>>736562422
why would you put the month befor the day?? lol so backwards...
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I'm downing a bottle of kraken myself. Meh, feel free to kik me:

Talldude1985
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>>736568791
sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage
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>>736562422
Why in Sam hell you a fuckin vergin girl... I might be drunk as fuck but id fuck ya silly
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>>736569456
No your not you fuckin wanna be bitch. Actin all tough and shit
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>>736566029
>stop threatening to kill yourself and do it already.
Yeah...uhh...that didn't happen, yo.
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>>736567459
surely I will do that sir
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>>736566319
Were you molested? I'm really not joking, I heard that kids who were sexually assaulted had a harder time feeling emotions or intimacy. I'd say the fact you aren't a virgin and didn't have to rape and murder some girl to pull it off things can't be all bad.
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>>736567668
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>>736570679
well a mongoloid bitch showed her shit to me when I was a kid. does that mean I was molested?
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I always have headphones on too. A lot of people are so fucken annoying I rather just listen to music when I'm out and about
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>>736568683
>As if a cute girl like this would be a depressed virgin
Wow...It's time to do some doxxxin and wreakin the cunts life.
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>>736565393
lmao oh no this guy sure is alpha
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>>736563592
Best post of the thread. 10/10
I kek'd so hard as I read it, cuoldn't stop, was sad when it ended
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>>736563592
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>>736571180
Well...it SOUNDS traumatizing...
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Tits or gtfo
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>>736566999

>66999
such a waste
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>>736572399
I'm on /b/ ain't I?
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>>736572535
I think that alone qualifies as sexual assault.
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>>130893354
I live in a border state. Probably should learn spanish. How cosmopolitan are the Faroes? It looks pretty comfy looking at google earth. On the bright side it's hot as hell here right now!

The Faroese are basicly not cosmopolitan at all. It's pretty cold here if you're used to climates that are average at 15 fahrenheit I guess.
If you settle here and integrate with out culture you'll do fine(I'd even help you if I knew who you are)
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>>736564666
This and checked
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comment section for this bitch is priceless.

also, this is obviously a scam to get people to give her money/free games. next step is "hurdur, idk what kik is or whatsapp, but u can send messages with paypal, but u gotta send moneyz first i guess??"
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>>736564666
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>>736565518
Wrong faggot. I'm 27
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>>736573688
A 27 y/o overweight neckbeard? I'm just trying to keep score.
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>>736574057
You got it.
Also don't forget virgin.
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>>736574410
3 more years...
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>>736574565
I'm actually none of those tbh fam.
I'm kinda skinny, I shaved this morning and I lost my virginity in like 1995
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>>736562833
If you have to ask yourself if something's creepy. It is, or you have zero confidence.

The amount of fucking beta's falling for this old meme is astounding. /b/ is full of fucking retard that don't understand women.
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>>736574783
says fam

not a faggot

pick 1
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>>736575152
>doesn't use greentext
>loves cock
^You
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>>736564415
Thank you. At least someone remembers the rules.
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Add me on steam or message me jasonclymer1999
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Hey all /b/tards. Let's get something straight. We all know girls that tolerate us, yeah? If you asked, "Hey, could you send a selfie with today's date?" About 50% would think, fuck it, sure. We are in a new time, boys and femboys. Timestamps do NOT mean it's a real person
Just a tip for nufags and white knights alike. Put your neck beard dick away, that's another autistic kid's sister
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Don't forget if we tell her to kill herself and she does, it's now murder.

Smh.
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>>736563703
>phishing scam

because they are all new fags lol.
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>>736562422
attn much
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>>736563592
Oh my
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>>736563592
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>736562558
Red leader standing by
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>>736562422
i just added you on steam op.
i been playing dbd lately, if you want to die in that, ill be down to play.
my steam started with Zz
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>>736575056
>If you have to ask yourself if something's creepy
It sounds harmless but let's be honest he just wants to cum on her face, and that anon knows what his true intentions are, he's just hoping he wasn't too obvious.
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this thread is posted here everyday and there are still idiots who fall for this

go on and add the faggot on steam, he'll try to roleplay a bit and eventually will ask for money
its all there is, a chink faggot trying to scam virgins who think they are talking to a girl

I hope some of you guys actually do get scammed for falling to such an obvious retarded bait posted so often
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>>736563592
This is a fucking pasta you goddamn newfags
lurk moar
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>>736576187
This.

Can't believe so many people haven't seen this posted. OP steals pictures from /soc/ etc then posts them here with this copy/pasta. Fucking idiots.
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What a bunch of betas SAGE
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So much self loathing, here OP just cheer up and except the fact that we are all going to die so why not spend the time we have on /b/
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>>736563592
> White knight leading with a dick pic
Top kek
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>>736562422
So what, these shitty loser bait threads get banned on /r9k/ and you decide to post them on /b/ instead.
0/10 fuck off
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>>736576344
Dubs of Wisdom, back to shitposting thank's for the reminder yotsuba
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>>736563592
10/10 pasta
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>>736576344
>except
>doesn't get that op is fake and gay

mfw
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>>736563592
heheheheheh fucking great
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>>736562422
This is bait gtfo
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Should I stay in this thread or go take a shit?

Dubs decides.
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>>736563592
solid bait i love you
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>>736578015
take that shit homie
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>>736562422
Hey BB, have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to be in ten dumpsters at the same time?
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>>736574783
are you my dad? the math checks out
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>>736563592
>raisin
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>>736562422
/b/itch if you live in hawaii? I'm deployed here, my chicks being a bitch and I need a beer.
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what a scam for free games
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I miss the times when "Tits or GTFO" was gospel
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>>736562422
if you really, then you're cute as fuck
sorry life ain't fair.
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>>736562422
Tits with timestamp bitch and then we get talking
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