Yo, Anons. What are you sorry assholes up to tonight?
How can I concince you to kill yourselves tonight?
If you need a hand, shove it up your ass.
If you need a kind word, go ask your mommy.
If you just need a place to lay your head, well, that's kind of why we're all here, isnt it?
Don't be a depressed faggot in silence, Anon.
Your sob story might show someone else how good they've got it.
this is like, a super weird feels thread
>>736555661
That was my intention.
>>736555788
i hate the shit out of feels threads, fuck you pal
>>736555906
Well fuck you too buddy.
Nobody wants to hear your basic bitch problems anyways
>>736556102
fight me nigga
>>736555463
Why you are such a faggot?
Why havent you killed yourself yet?
>>736556102
1v1 me irl. Im 6'5 and JACKED
>>736556424
>dick is pretty neat
>nobody else would feed my cat
>>736556582
you are living because you like dick? das gay
my captcha gave me an airplane and wanted me to find the helicopter, just thought you should know that
2eddgy4m3
>>736557012
I'm not sure which captchas i hate more.. those, or the ones where its like "select all squares that contain "bike"" and its a zoomed in picture of a fucking bike tire so you have to select every single square.
I miss old captcha
i'm too newfag for old captcha so this hell is all i know
>>736555463
Well this is a change of pace I guess.
>>736557430
Aw. You missed captcha comics then. Good times.
>>736557081
I cant RP as Revy like a faggot if I'm not edgier than a 100gon
>>736557904
I was getting a little tired of the same "therapy" threads filled with equal parts insufferable weeb and devoted fanboys. Just not an environment for good discussion.
>>736557012
I don't have captchas lol
>>736558186
So, is this like, an ironic advice thread of sorts?
My dad threw me against the couch and choked me today
>>736555463
is revy your waifu OP? cause i think she'd kill you in an instant
>>736558427
This is an "I'm gonna give you advice that is helpful in a more jackass-flavored way" and "lets talk about shit instead of the OP just giving one sentence responses with no substance.
>>736558665
Oh yes, she is. I could think of no greater death. I also decided to avatar fag as satire to the alice threads and Revy fits the bill pretty well.
>>736558628
Did you like it tho?
>>736558849
imagine
>you plead for your life, sobbing, as revy points her pistol at your forehead with a cocky grin and gives some snarky remark before sending you to hell
>>736558943
i was hard for full 20 minutes
>>736559196
I'm gonna need details. Male or female? Are you an adult? What were you wearing?
>>736558628
I have a fearection
>>736559502
Tell him to cum in your ass and call you Obama. Best father-son "bonding" of your life.
Holy shit this is incredible and I think I love you
>>736560544
Maybe I'll make these a regular thing.. probably not though. Thread is sinking fast. I guess you really do catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
>>736561725
Not so sure about that being the reason for the thread being slow. You see, there are currently 2 more "advice threads" up right now. If you want to have more success, I'd recomend these to be made in a different schedule.
is this the after hours bar?
>>736561995
True that. I'll make advice threads during real nigga hours
>>736562232
Nope, though tomorrow 2B should be hosting.
>>736562300
Real niggy hours ayo.
>>736562232
It is now I guess. One of the "advice" threads went down
>>736562479
so this is but just not called the after hours...
>>736555463
You should be more like alice2
yall are drinking and are very mean
>>736562609
Not quite either, kinda? Fuck me, anon, dunno. I have never seen Op around the other threads.
>>736562723
I wonder what kangaroo tastes like...
So anyone know why meme Alice2 is back? I thought she moved on to that weird chat website.....
>>736562616
Theres an alice2?
Do they post tits, at least?
>>736562887
The one you were talking with is Alice2
>>736562881
She never left tho.
>>736562887
No Alice2 is the alice in those threads. Don't look into it this way to autistic.
>>736555463
>being an asshole is my fave past time
You just made me cringe dude
You are just another avatarfag craving for attention
Kys m8
>>736562992
Yeah except from 2012 till 2017
>>736562880
wait none of these threads/OPs are associated?
very sure there was a discord that these threads came from
I'm a ducking idiot with no self control. My mother was horrible and now I'm a irresponable twat. I fuck up everything I do. I FUCKING HATE MYSELF WHY WAS I BORN. WHY CANT I FUCKUNG DIE ALREADY
>>736562880
I'm actually usually just a lurker/anon in those threads. This thread was an experiment/satire.
I usually avatarfag only as Edward. This shit is hard to keep up on mobile. I need to make some revy react folders
>>736562992
Oh I see. I guess i dont pay that much attention kek
>>736563054
Not really sure what you are referencing. I'm probably not going to make any more of these threads unless I end up sending anons into an autistic rage like Alice does.
>>736563174
Nope, some of the Op's are friends with eachother but most of the time they don't fuck around with eachother's threads. Can't say the same about the regulars/avafags though. And the hosts/Op's didn't support the idea of making a server for the threads, it was the avafags that made it to hang around after threads and all.
>>736561725
The other threads are too saccharine and inundated with cliques and insiders.
I love the gruffness and theme you're going for here. Some people need tough love and not hugboxes.
>>736563054
Kek.
>>736563388
No one asked to be put into this shitty game life is. Nor did we ask for such a strong survival instinct that won't let us end it. Why do you hate yourself, anon?
>>736563400
I'm always on mobile tho. Git gud.
>>736563435
wait so i've been arguing with essentially one asshole posing as "everyone else" this whole time?