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Yo, Anons. What are you sorry assholes up to tonight? How can

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Yo, Anons. What are you sorry assholes up to tonight?
How can I concince you to kill yourselves tonight?

If you need a hand, shove it up your ass.
If you need a kind word, go ask your mommy.
If you just need a place to lay your head, well, that's kind of why we're all here, isnt it?

Don't be a depressed faggot in silence, Anon.
Your sob story might show someone else how good they've got it.
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this is like, a super weird feels thread
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>>736555661
That was my intention.
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>>736555788
i hate the shit out of feels threads, fuck you pal
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>>736555906
Well fuck you too buddy.
Nobody wants to hear your basic bitch problems anyways
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>>736556102
fight me nigga
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>>736555463
Why you are such a faggot?
Why havent you killed yourself yet?
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>>736556102
1v1 me irl. Im 6'5 and JACKED

>>736556424
>dick is pretty neat
>nobody else would feed my cat
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>>736556582
you are living because you like dick? das gay
my captcha gave me an airplane and wanted me to find the helicopter, just thought you should know that
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2eddgy4m3
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>>736557012
I'm not sure which captchas i hate more.. those, or the ones where its like "select all squares that contain "bike"" and its a zoomed in picture of a fucking bike tire so you have to select every single square.
I miss old captcha
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i'm too newfag for old captcha so this hell is all i know
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>>736555463
Well this is a change of pace I guess.
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>>736557430
Aw. You missed captcha comics then. Good times.
>>736557081
I cant RP as Revy like a faggot if I'm not edgier than a 100gon
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>>736557904
I was getting a little tired of the same "therapy" threads filled with equal parts insufferable weeb and devoted fanboys. Just not an environment for good discussion.
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>>736557012
I don't have captchas lol
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>>736558186
So, is this like, an ironic advice thread of sorts?
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My dad threw me against the couch and choked me today
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>>736555463
is revy your waifu OP? cause i think she'd kill you in an instant
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>>736558427
This is an "I'm gonna give you advice that is helpful in a more jackass-flavored way" and "lets talk about shit instead of the OP just giving one sentence responses with no substance.
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>>736558665
Oh yes, she is. I could think of no greater death. I also decided to avatar fag as satire to the alice threads and Revy fits the bill pretty well.
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>>736558628
Did you like it tho?
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>>736558849
imagine
>you plead for your life, sobbing, as revy points her pistol at your forehead with a cocky grin and gives some snarky remark before sending you to hell
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>>736558943
i was hard for full 20 minutes
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>>736559196
I'm gonna need details. Male or female? Are you an adult? What were you wearing?
>>736558628
I have a fearection
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>>736559502
Tell him to cum in your ass and call you Obama. Best father-son "bonding" of your life.
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Holy shit this is incredible and I think I love you
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>>736555463
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>>736560544
Maybe I'll make these a regular thing.. probably not though. Thread is sinking fast. I guess you really do catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
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>>736561725
Not so sure about that being the reason for the thread being slow. You see, there are currently 2 more "advice threads" up right now. If you want to have more success, I'd recomend these to be made in a different schedule.
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is this the after hours bar?
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>>736561995
True that. I'll make advice threads during real nigga hours
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>>736562232
Nope, though tomorrow 2B should be hosting.
>>736562300
Real niggy hours ayo.
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>>736562232
It is now I guess. One of the "advice" threads went down
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>>736562479
so this is but just not called the after hours...
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>>736555463
You should be more like alice2
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yall are drinking and are very mean
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>>736562609
Not quite either, kinda? Fuck me, anon, dunno. I have never seen Op around the other threads.
>>736562723
I wonder what kangaroo tastes like...
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So anyone know why meme Alice2 is back? I thought she moved on to that weird chat website.....
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>>736562616
Theres an alice2?
Do they post tits, at least?
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>>736562887
The one you were talking with is Alice2
>>736562881
She never left tho.
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>>736562887
No Alice2 is the alice in those threads. Don't look into it this way to autistic.
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>>736555463
>being an asshole is my fave past time
You just made me cringe dude
You are just another avatarfag craving for attention
Kys m8
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>>736562992
Yeah except from 2012 till 2017
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>>736562880
wait none of these threads/OPs are associated?

very sure there was a discord that these threads came from
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I'm a ducking idiot with no self control. My mother was horrible and now I'm a irresponable twat. I fuck up everything I do. I FUCKING HATE MYSELF WHY WAS I BORN. WHY CANT I FUCKUNG DIE ALREADY
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>>736562880
I'm actually usually just a lurker/anon in those threads. This thread was an experiment/satire.
I usually avatarfag only as Edward. This shit is hard to keep up on mobile. I need to make some revy react folders
>>736562992
Oh I see. I guess i dont pay that much attention kek
>>736563054
Not really sure what you are referencing. I'm probably not going to make any more of these threads unless I end up sending anons into an autistic rage like Alice does.
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>>736563174
Nope, some of the Op's are friends with eachother but most of the time they don't fuck around with eachother's threads. Can't say the same about the regulars/avafags though. And the hosts/Op's didn't support the idea of making a server for the threads, it was the avafags that made it to hang around after threads and all.
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>>736561725
The other threads are too saccharine and inundated with cliques and insiders.

I love the gruffness and theme you're going for here. Some people need tough love and not hugboxes.
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>>736563054
Kek.
>>736563388
No one asked to be put into this shitty game life is. Nor did we ask for such a strong survival instinct that won't let us end it. Why do you hate yourself, anon?
>>736563400
I'm always on mobile tho. Git gud.
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>>736563435
wait so i've been arguing with essentially one asshole posing as "everyone else" this whole time?
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