Been fucking a girl since she was 14. She's turning 19 soon. My wife hooked us up. She is to be my second wife soon. This will continue till I have 5-6 wives. Got to ensure my genes get passed on.
We first hooked up at a fourth of July party when I was hanging out inside her house where she was hosting, we kinda talked back and forth at first and I noticed she was very much being flirtatious and I just wanted a piece of that ass.
She /very/ much helped me through years of sexual frustration.
Ejaculation for me precedes a short period of absolute depression and rage. I hear about this afterglow but I have never felt it. The darkness and anger is often so overwhelming that I am afraid I will hurt my gf. Please anons tell me I am not crazy.
>I kissed a girl and I liked it
>The taste of her cherry chap stick
>I kissed a girl just to try it
>I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
>It felt so wrong
>It felt so right
>Don't mean I'm in love tonight
>I kissed a girl and I liked it
>I liked it
That's what I'm afraid of. I have heard that lots of guys cry after they come. This would make my feelings kind of normal. I have never been abused and I'm pretty vanilla in bed. It's like ther are two men's and after I come the bad me is allowed to the surface and he wants to kill.
You know, I've been thinking about it ever since it happened. Hard to decide, for some reason. It felt like GF had a tighter pussy, but the sister did dirty talk better or made out better. Felt like she was sluttier?? Not sure, there's always the factor that because it was an affair, it made it more exciting. In the end, both make for a good fuck!
Girl I knew since second grade fisted me on our first date. We were together for 3 years after that. There is nothing we didn't do sexually, except shit. No scat fetish. Best part, her father is the owner of a mega church in our area. He has no idea how evil his little angel really is.
Writing is pretty much the only thing I've ever been good at. Ever since high school, teachers would tell me I'm the best student/writer even when I would put minimal effort in the advanced English courses, and pretty much every professor I've had in uni so far has praised my writing. Receiving praise like that is one of the few things that has kept me from killing myself. Also I write shipping fanfiction.
I've been mocked by girls since elementary school and now I'm deathly afraid of women and can barley make eye contact with them without the help of paxil. You would have to put a gun to my head to even make me consider asking one out.
Batman versus Superman is unironically my favorite movie. Watching it is insanely cathartic.
I'm staying up all night in order to study for a Spanish test I have tomorrow, but I'm still procrastinating.
Aviation, ive been accepted to a college and I leave in two moths. Also two weeks ago I got my private pilots lisence and getting help would duck me becuase of how much time amd money I have imvested so far
Italians are the best qts.
newfag from reddit
oldfag from 9gag
I sucked my cousins cock 2 times when he was asleep
White girl only stays in your system for 3 days. 5 if you're a heavy user. You should be able to clear out. Just dose as necessary. I've been getting away with it at my job, which ransoms, for years.
I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat.
I also let my nieces shower with Andys warm logs. Nothing sexual, the parents know about it and are cool with it.
my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.
how did you convince the wife to take in others?
>inb4 just be chad
oldfag - the autistic, aloof one that immediately hits a secrets thread with mom fonger car - needs the recurring themes. This was the time that nobody on 4chan had ever had a gf. These were the glory days of weirdos that made /b/ a haven.
oldfag from 9gag - the OG cancer that took /b/ from weird to caustic. It was a fun time, full of lulz at others' expense. The days of dox.
newfag from reddit - the fullblown aids that brought wwyd, cuck, gf exposed, banana, and niggers to 4chan.
cancer didn't kill 4chan.
4chan already had cancer, when the 9gag cancer came, 4chan just assimilated with it dawson's creek trapper keeper style.
it was reddit that killed trapper keeper.
never furget 4000000 get.
might be a little more difficult than that.
Even when drunk or something.
The transportation, lining up outside a room at the Best Western or that shitty band?
You do what? Yeah it is. I've literally been snorting blow since I was 15, ten years now, never been caught. Just gotta play it smart. I also have a decent life, I make $41,000 a year after taxes, I'm not rich, but I'm not in poverty by any means. Play it safe, and you'll be able to get away with it and be a little bit less miserable. Just don't turn it into a $1000 a week habit. Keep it low, around $1000 a month, and you should be good, if you're into it.
leave her first. if you cheat on her back youre just as shitty as she is anon. At least have moral superiority over her so when she texts you again she wont hit you with that shit
mi hermana , 13 años
quieren. fotos desnudas
i sniff my friends gf panties and cum in them, cum on her toothbrush too, i piss in her shampoo stuff also
¿Qué está ocurriendo aquí?, por favor levanta las manos
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i have trouble being attached to any girls since my first love, i broke up with her because i couldn't do long distance, and still long distance is shitty and i wouldn't want to do it.
every girl i hook up with is trying to start a relationship and i break their hearts everytime when i'm not interested
i was made watch as 3 guy's raped my gf on a vacation
yeah just leave her, don't even bother with letting her know you know (unless she already knows you're aware). just walk out on her man, then you're free to fuck whoever you want anyway.
I have a great girlfriend but we almost never have sex any more and another female on facebook keeps posting really sexual thing. She not that hot but i bet i could throat fuck her and i really want too, my gf isnt into that. And ive been thinking about doing it more and more though i never have cheated on her and would feel bad cause my gf is hotter than the other girl. What do
slap the faggot out of you, faggot
My parents disowned me when I was 19 because I chose to transition mtf instead of stick to their great plans for me.
My mother neglected and showed a bit of resent towards me as a kid, and my dad never told me anything about his life past age 13. I didn't find out that my mom was his second wife until I was 17, and I still don't know why he left her or why he hasn't left my mom yet.
I'm afraid to trust anyone and don't know how to keep friends. I don't know what a loving relationship looks like.
So I had this crush on this girl freshman year, being the beta fag I am I did absolutely nothing. Next year find out she has a BF and come up with a fucked up plan. For the entire first quarter of the year I would slander her name on random boards and walls through out the school. It's a private school so it's a bigger deal to see stuff like that.
Years ago, I met my current best bro on here. Ever since, I've given him info on my GFs; things they like, things they dislike, hobbies, etc. I send him texts when they going to be places, and coaching him on how to talk to them, etc. The girls never know he and I are friends. The two of us have mutually banged 4 different girls.
Im a decent looking guy (7-8/10) who havent had sex in 8 years now, due to having a micropenis (3.5 inches).
Im not even asian so i cant explain it, it doesnt help that im relatively tall either (6.2 feet)
Good luck with one of the worst mental disabilities out there. If you decide to take your own life, make sure it's because you can't take it anymore, not because of being bullied. That said, most candidate friends just like interesting and genuine people, so developing personality traits that don't revolve around your transsexuality should be your first goal if you want to try.
Noone asked but fuck it i will tell my story.. Never told it to anyone because i was afriad but hell with it. I was on vacation in hotel resort which pn the back of it had a big club just on the beach. Very popular place in the region. I was drinking with entertainers(the one that do sport activities in the hotel) at the bar and after couple of hours i felt sick.. today i think it was some kind of drug in the drink buti will never be sure. I went from the bar without saying bye to anyone straight on the beach. I was very dizzy, sleepy and tired so i found some beachbed and felt asleep on it. I remember only that some girls from hotel found me and were siting on the bed next to it and drinking, chatting. I new them because they were all the time running around me as in firs love (probably 14-15?). I remember that they took my swiming shorts after a while and started to take pictures. I was probably drugged so could not do anything really. I only remember that onee fucked me when two were holding my hands and saying to shut up.. i was 20 and believe it or not that was rape
i love wearing womens lingerie and feeling like a total slut...
I feel like you want something to be wrong with you. What does it matter if you don't know anything about your parents? It shouldn't effect who you are at all.
Love comes from within. You cannot love another person if you don't love yourself. What does loving yourself look like?
I have a woman that most of you would find to be the "dream" girl
>quirky & cute
>lets me fuck other women
>stays loyal to me
>finds partners for FFM 3ways
>loves me to end
>bought me a plane ticket to Europe last month because she knew it would make me happy
Yet... I abuse her.
Sometimes I feel like I hate her. She has never even wronged me. Not once. I bring up her past, I feel jealousy when she even talks to another guy...
Yeah, what are the details with this fucking story? How long ago was this? Is your mom still hot? Was your mom married? And why did you choose the friend you chose?
And did your friend tell you details about it afterward?
not ugly for sure but still concider kids.. Worse was that last week i had to pretend i dont remember anything because i was really scared of the situation and they were just laughing to eachother all the time etc. I woke up naked on the beach and they took my swim shorts that they gave me later at the hotel laughing that i forgot it. I just said something like "i must left it after swiming in the ocean" pretending i dont remember anything
what's her size and build type?
We're going to need some greentext.
Sometimes when my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf so they can see her naked. Their parents are conservative jesusfags so they are pretty sheltered from reality especially when it comes to nudity/sex stuff.
I feel empty and disconnected from everything.
>nepalese rug naming forum needs details to survive
Im in love of the girl i lost my virginity to.
We haven't talked in 9 years, she doesn't even know i exist anymore and the only things i know about her are because i've been spending the last decade stalking her.
She is married now and has 2 kids.
Nah. mostly just education/exposure to reality. Pretty sure they had never seen a naked girl up close irl before. My gf isnt very modest about nudity, she doesnt care if they just stare at her the whole time, which they pretty much do. the whole thing probably sounds weird to most normal people, hence why it's a secret.
You realize they will probably masturbate to these memories later right?
I'd put money at some point one of them asks if they can touch out of curiosity. Then what will you do?
Agreed. This can drop your hormones super low if you jack off too much. I kind of had this issue, but I was also smoking weed. Me and weed do not mix, I feel depressed the next day.
a list, not a story
>force-fucked first girlfriend's ass while doggystyle after months of her objecting to it, i "slipped" and kept going when she clearly liked it, was always a super wet girl and fingers proved ass wasn't too tight, so i knew no lube would be no problem
>fucked a 10/10 eastern european hooker in a western european brothel, pretty sure she was slightly underage, still fap to the entire memory of this event
>have fucked several women that were in relationships, i'd feel worse if i didn't get incredibly turned on by fucking taken women, it's a borderline fetish
>i helped friends hook up with taken women when i wasn't interested
>stolen 10s of thousands of dollars in equipment from various workplaces to sell for the cash, seriously so fucking easy compared to embezzling cash, with no paper trail on the company-to-thief end
>cheated through about half (conservative estimate) of my BS degree
>have blackmailed a few different supervisors/managers/etc., never asked for anything directly, more of a "you know that i know" type of situation so i don't have to deal with ego swinging and office politics while still getting great reviews for being mediocre, many instances had to do with infidelity
>can barely stand to be in the same room as my current girlfriend of several years but our finances have become too tied together, going to take a couple years to get away clean; she's dumb as hell (seriously has problems with middle-school-level math, science, social studies, and logic issues), is TERRIBLE with money (probably related to the previous point), getting fatter every month, rambles into incoherent tangents for even the shortest of stories/conversations, starts multiple home improvement projects before completing even one, has begun to use a whining tone almost every time she speaks; holy fuck i needed to get that off my chest
>pretty sure my mother is aging into dementia, but i really don't give a fuck, she's the textbook definition of emotionally abusive
I hope they do fap for many years about her. If they want to touch it that's her call, but im sure she would be fine with it. I think they are still a bit shy to ask to touch it
No one is posting in the new one someone attempted so i am gonna repost here
Story time? Story time.
>be me 1year ago
>out on roof porch smoking a cig at 2am during a winter night
>see backyard gate open
>my brother and some girl walking to our back door to house
>brother reaches under tree and hits girl really hard with something
>drags her down to our basement
>I put cig out and quietly make way to basement
>sit next to basement door for about 20 minutes
>hear brother threatening to kill girl if she screams
>hear him moaning
>close door as quiet as a mouse
>sneak up stairs
>lay in bed
>wait to hear front door open/close
>call police 1hr later
>call in a rape
>got my brother arrested for raping a 17 year old girl when he was 20
>he has 8 years in prison
>I am the reason my brother is in prison
>mixture of sadness/happiness
>family doesn't know I ruined their #1 child
>MFW I am #1 child now
If you say so
>2003 I'm 16 cousin is 6
> I babysat her till she was 9
>Always been really close loved to stay up late and watch movies and play with her toys.
>Usually when she goes to sleep it's really hard to wake her, so I start investigating her. Pull up her skirts, cup ass, check if pussy is starting to mature
>I eventually escalate to kissing her and licking. Sucking my fingers and rubbing her ass crack
>Start jerking off while touching her. One night decide it's time to go in.
>Bring lube and moisture hands, slowly finger her ass and pussy. Tightest I've ever been in
>Jerk off and when I cum I go for her pussy. Wipe her clean, try to get some inside
>Stop babysitting her when she's 9, still see each other today. Everything she knows about sex she learned from me.
here's some more
>at about 8yo in a home daycare, ran a train (as much as one can at that age) on a girl my age with two other boys my age, was hot and all parties enjoyed it, still fap to the memory
>broke into a neighbors house with a friend when I was about 11, didn't take much, just some stuff we knew wouldn't be missed, he was a drunk anyway
>speaking of drunk, in my early 20s i drove long distances at night, sometimes with passengers, while almost or totally blackout drunk
>i will go out of my way to not help people with small yipping dogs because i can't stand those useless annoying abominations
>speaking of small abominations, i really do pity manlets, but d-bag manlets i can't stand, i've done terrible things to them
>no date for senior prom
>sit across from 8/10
>fuck it I'll ask
>looks back at her friends
>"sure why not"
>later that day
>Chad comes up to me
>"hearx your going to prom with anonette?"
>blush and turn away
>he pats me on the back
>can't contain exitement
>I tell her
>she says typical mom shit
>the day comes
> waiting at me house
>10 minutes pass
>20 minutes pass
>now I'm pissed
>practically yell at my mom to drive me there
>shes with Chad
>go up to her
>pull her aside
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>"I though it would be funny"
>get on me knees
>YOU PLAYED MY DAMN FIDDLE
There was a frog infestation in the garage and my sister thinks I put stuff out here to scare them off but really I purged the fuck out of them with a screwdriver and had a lot of fun doing it. Im talking like 50 frogs within two hours. They dont come in here anymore
Be me @17, little sisters babysitter was friend of my mom. She was in her 30's. One night she had me come over late, she was chugging wine and wearing a nightgown. Started making out, dick was diamonds ready to fuck...She's riding me on her couch and she freaked out when I went to pull the straps of the nightgown down to suck on her tits. Long story short she had one tit burned as a kid, looked like Freddy Kruegers nutsack. ...I still blew a load in her with the force of a thousand suns.
When I was 14 my neighbour (female 32yo, short dumpy massive tits and ass) would let me swim in their pool. She would always join me and swim topless I got to feel them and suck one when she had a bit too much wine one arvo. I always kept her glass topped up just incase she would pass out or get horny. Ever happens again tho.
My boss is about 45 and gay (but very straight acting) he lets me be a lazy shitty employee and take what ever I want (game /pop cloture store) and all I gotta do is let him blow me and every now and then Fuck him. I'm straight, but it's a pretty sweet deal.
can someone meme this asap?
>kid says he's going out to the garage to see what's the deal with all the frogs
>grabs screwdriver, goes on rampage for TWO HOURS
>frog pieces everywhere, no witnesses
>sister asks about frog situation
>kid memes reverse frog bait into reality