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Trips decides what I program. I can program anything.

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Trips decides what I program. I can program anything.
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>>736546597
program a virus that kills niggers
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>>736546597
Create an algorithm that will factor integers in polynomial time.
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>>736546597
create a program that rounds infinity and predict the future
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Make a program that, as soon as you open it, closes the most recently opened program.
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>>736546597
Program a gf
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>>736546776
this
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A gf
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wonder woman slave trainer
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recreate winnuke
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>>736546597
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make another minecraft clone or an uninspired FPS
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>>736546940
>>736547035
fuck off samefag
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>>736547081>>736547118


OP HERE

FUCK OFF
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Hello World
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Anything? A self aware A.I. would be nice I guess.
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>>736547088
You don't know what samefagging is do you anon?
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>>736547244
fuck off nigger

GO BACK TO R9K
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>>736546718
Program a nigger that kills viruses.
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>>736546597
rm -rf /
If (you're a windowfag)
del system32

But you won't cause op never delivers
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Half Life 3

Obviously...
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>>736546597
a bot which insults faggots on 4chan
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finish my github project
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Check em
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>>736546597
Rolling
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Programme a decent spiritual sequel Sims 3
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>>736547540
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Program something that solves the Polymeric falcighol derivation.
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>>736546597
program something that sends 1 billion bitcoin to everyone with paypal.
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Make a program that either brings my parents back to life, or gets my ex to love me again
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>>736547583>>736547644


HOW ABOUT I PROGRAM AN APPLICATION TO LEAK YOUR INFO HUH!
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A Vic-20 emulator
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create a program that helps you mine faster on minecraft
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Jew killing A.I.
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>>736546597
make an app that rings the user's phone at random intervals. To fake calls, or to annoy someone.
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Create a program that can tell if another program will halt or loop endlessly.
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Scrap the internet for waifus
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A /b/ chat bot

Also you better put this shit on github
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>>736547721
I used to have a Vic-20
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>>736547823
and then let them run on each other
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>>736546597
A new OS that is able to integrate with brain waves through new brain mesh
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>>736547598
32: Dungeons & Dragons with AI

Seems on a whole other level than the other stuff.
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>>736547881
reroll for this
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>>736546597
a program that generates a random extremely vague positive reassurement like "people enjoy your personality" or "scientists are envious of your intellect" from 2 lists of lines (one for subjects and one for connectors) and has a 1/8192 chance of just generating an extremely long string of swears
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A single neuron perceptron to solve the AND logic gate

Google it if you dont know what that means, pretty simple tho, i made a javascript version yesterday
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make a sorting algorithm that works in less than linear time
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>>736546597
Create a program that runs a poker game. A way to deposit and refund money, gameplay, avatars, everything. It it slowly going to legal online poker and its a billion $ industry waiting.
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>>736547898
I did not, but I once wrote a Vic-20 emulator. Was fun.
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>>736547989
So close lmao
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>>736547881
>>736547961
Reroll for this
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Traveling salesperson
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>>736547970
fuck you and your javascript faggotry
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>>736546597
a true RNG
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>>736546597
make an algorythm that can fuck every odd hour
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>>736546597
4 dimensional gore porn simulation
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>>736548149
Faggot
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>>736547860
lol, shit's so cash. Can I have the source image with the fatty so I can shipost like you, senpai?
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>>736546597
create a program that calculates how many cucumbers can fit in your ass

inb4 NP-hard due to your n-dimensional faggotry
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rolling for this
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>>736548223
SO FUCKING CLOSE!
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program a neural network which learns how to make money on the internet
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>>736546597
program a game in java
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>>736548261
Good job
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>>736548161
Define random
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>>736548223
Rolling
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>>736547970
This
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Program a bot than bans you from 4chan you fucking faggot
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>>736548333
HELL YEAH, BOY
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>>736546597
Create a better Limewire for 2017 PLS. I AM AN OLD FAG AND NEED THIS IN MY LIFE AGAIN!
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>>736546597
Program an program that shows that P=NP
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>>736548278
>Game
>Java
You're gonna have a bad time
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>>736548333
winrar
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How about you program some friends
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>>736548429
Kek
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>>736548389
print("P = NP")
there
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>>736548149
>basically regression
>calls it "perceptron"
self-perceived IQ goes up
oneofus.avi
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>>736546597
make a programm for OS X with C#
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>>736548517
Fuck your neckbeard faggotry
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>>736548333
OP HERE

I tried...
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>>736548237
underrated
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Program a Nick Cage AI
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>>736547598
Torrol
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>>736546825
this just closes itself
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4chan AI
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>>736548607
You're missing a semi colon
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>>736548607
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>>736548587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ula8oi_M4Ww
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Make an application that gets u dubs you faggot.
>>736546597
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>>736548867
I have that
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Please Make a new better Limewire! i will pay you Argh coins the latest cryptocurrency created as of now.
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>>736548237
>>736548517
>>736548587

snow white and the seven neckbeards
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4chan browser for IOS
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A program that slices an AVI file into individual frames and draws a yellow square around anything red and round.
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>>736548907
Then share it you pleb. Prove your as worthy as you proclaim with your shitty console application template.
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Write a program that prints apples if the input is an even number and bananas if the input is an odd number, output faggot if the input is a nonnumeric character
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MANDLEBROT SET FAGGOT, MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>736549105
This must be OP
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>>736548305
there are mathematics
go read about it
basically and rng that you can't tell the seed info from the output, not even in theory
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>>736549092
>>736548333
It's not perfect though. It was able to get me these trips. Give me more time to fix the bugs.
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Program the most complicated fiz buzz you can make
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write a program that finds a number
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>>736546776
>based sandwich-quads
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>>736549224
Kekd hard
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>>736549224
Why not just github that shit nigga?
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>>736549175
At the earliest drawings of the fractal curve, few clues to it underlying mathematical structure will be seen." ~Dr. Ian Malcolm
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>>736548380
>KaZaA masterrace
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Write a program that discovers itself, and writes code into itself to write code into itself.
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Make a porn game
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