I'm delivering pizza ask me anything

what do you think you'd be doing now if you'd paid attention in school?

>>736538777
i would like some cheese pizza delivered to the thread please

>>736538777
Is that a fiat 500? Kys

Are you driving a Fiat?

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ever got sexual favors for tip?

>>736538777
Has anyone ever answered the door naked or close to it?

>>736538777
is it true that you are delivering pizza? follow up: can we ask you anything?

ever dropped it out the box and still deliver it?

>>736539521
One time I got lost and left the pizza on top of the car drove away. then found it on the way back and still delivered it

>>736538777

Why do you drive a girls car?

Why should I have to pay extra for your poor choice in job? Service industry is for cucks.

>>736539952
>Why should I have to pay extra for your poor choice in job? Service industry is for cucks.

libertarian detected.

ever accidentally touch the food with you'r dick?

Tyler is that you

>>736538777
what drugs do you consume

What is the worst thing you've done to someone's food? I'll assume you did it to a serial nevertipper's order.

Is it cheese pizza?

>>736540524
Just alcohol and heroin, occasionally a little bit of pot

>>736538777
Can you make it to the UK In the next 5 mins? 12am pizza and a good toke

>>736539220
>>736539216
This never happens

>>736540527
The worst thing I've ever done is shake the soda, f****** with people's food is too f***** up I would never do that

how much are you actually supposed to tip?

>>736541033
Average tip I'd say is about, $2.75. Sometimes I deliver to the Mansions La give me $3 tip, then that delivers to some poor dude in the apartment and he gives me $7 tip so you never know

>>736538777
Did you forget the customer's Diet Dr. Kelp?

suck his dick

>>736541131
>>736541033
I mean, the rich people didn't get rich by giving their money away so they don't tip that well

>>736538777
czeched them lucky 7 trips

is the pizza you're delivering topped with pineapple?

>>736541343
Only when faggot order

>>736541467
so people really do order pizza with pineapple? that's fucken nasty

>>736538777
thatll be $19.95 + tip

Trips and you slap your dick on the next pizza you deliver

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>>736538777

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>>736541908
reroll

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Trips checked

>>736541467
>>736541706
why are people so down on pineapple pizza?it must be a meme

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>>736540251
You're not wrong.

>>736542199
checked

>>736541908
roll

>>736541131
I'm one of those poor guys and I tip $5 every time. Pizza gets here fuckin' quick.

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>>736542363
Monica

>>736540641
>Is it cheese pizza?

People fucking children, always funny hyuck-hyuck FUCK YOU

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Someone just ordered a Hawaiian pizza, which consists of pineapple ham and bacon

>>736538777

did you bring peppers and parmesan fucker?

Now they're sending me 11 miles into Burlington. I don't know why they take deliveries that are that far away. I guess they think as long as the food leaves their shop they're getting paid, they don't care about the tips I get though

>>736543137
Which is the only time pineapple is really good on a pizza

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>>736538777
I need a large anchovy and pineapple pizza
Delivery Address is
1600 Pennsylvanian Ave Washington,DC...just ask for Donny with the gate guard

>>736543421
No, only if they ask it on the order. I don't got a f****** kitchen in my little car

>>736543545

you are a shitty as fuck pizza bitch then.

i hope you get mauled by a dog on your next delivery.

>>736543080
Jesus Christ calm the fuck down it's a stupid joke.

>>736543627
Place an order bitch... meanwhile I'll be selecting all the squares with a helicopter while driving down the road

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I get to listen to Primus all day will bring an idiot's their food. I love it

>>736544066

>primus

not bad pizza bitch. we could be friends.

>>736544066
>Primus sucks
Being a fat fuck I feel confident that the grease delivery method pictured herein >>736543137 is in fact a Domino's crust.

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>>736544156
If you also like ween we could almost be lovers

>>736544410

ween not my thing, more metal guy, but primus is good shit. was just listening to frizzle fry yesterday.

>>736544371
I don't think they make a pizza that big period I'm working for independent Place run ran by Turkish people

>>736544410
Poorman Monica here, I fucking love Ween. got to see them at Red Rocks in the 2000s

If you lived in Colorado we could be pals.

>>736544528
Well I got a lot of Melvin's and everything by Mike Patton in the USB also

>>736544663

>melvins

yuusss

Look
https://youtu.be/ctzdM1WYjTo

>>736544643
I just saw them I think the day before Thanksgiving and what's it called Port Chester New York. In gener held it together he wasn't all f***** up LOL. Thats where I got the Hat

>>736544410
Favorite album?

>>736544597
I'm too lazy and stoned to make it, but, the scene where Dexter says "I've failed you." to the picture of Einstein in his locker but it's Guy Fieri instead.jpg

>>736543748
>Jesus Christ calm the fuck down it's a stupid joke.

Stupid, played out and often times not a joke.

>>736544864
I'd have to say the mollusk. But if you're talking about my all-time favorite album, it's got to be King for a Day fool for a Lifetime by faith no more

>>736544663
Gener was pretty gone when I saw them, more jamming than a show but it was a great time.
>>736544663
Mike Patton is a gift to man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwBRkN9__uc

>>736538777
Hey my coworker delivers in a fiat 500, also my manager has one

>>736545073
Mah nigga, we should go fishing sometime

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>>736545073
>>736545195
Ween and Mike Patton are fucking amazing

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Op,

I am a general manager at a chain pizza place. It's not bad but drivers are simply the fucking worst. Currently I have an amazing crew working on the inside but the biggest POS drivers ruin it. Every fucking time. Theyou have like 3 responsibilities and argue about who is going to do it. If you ask for extra help, they'll do it but bitch bc "they only make 7 bucks an hour" as if they aren't making decent tips. They fight over simple shit like folding boxes or doing dishes.

My point is: please be a good driver. It can make the world of difference if you even help just a lil. Like answering a phone or cutting a few pies coming out of the oven.

Pic related in some way I guess

>>736545688
Kek blesses Dean, Gene and Mike.

Praise be unto the digits.

>>736545799
If you're around Denver I can come show them how to be an employee. Watch them scrub wheels on carts for hours after a few weeks.

>>736544984
Well shit I guess I apologise for any discomfort. Were you affected by someone as a child, or are you pullin my fuccing leg.

>>736540866
Not old enough to say fuck?

>>736546149
Come to cleveland

>>736546166
>Well shit I guess I apologise for any discomfort. Were you affected by someone as a child, or are you pullin my fuccing leg.

Because only a victim of abuse has a right to have a problem. If you people are sick of the pedophiles on 4chan you should think about whether jokes might have a welcoming quality.

>>736546295
not him but vulgarity is just lame and tacky

>>736543137
Delicious

>>736546652
fuck you nigger

>>736546295
Too lazy to type I'm just talking to my f****** hand

>>736546803
Why are you doing this

>>736546652
You're right everyone should just f*** XD we're all 12 anyway!!!

>>736546928
I'm delivering pizzas you stupid forgetful mother f*****

>>736539216
>just the tip

>>736547030
Stop bleeping out the fuck word you fucking son of a bitch bastard motherfucker

>>736546149
Fuck that, send them to south academy, they'll learn how to work real quick

>>736547121
But those d****** Blue Collar tweekers are running this here town

>>736547030
bug off dude

>>736547030
sorry wrong guy.was meant for this>>736547016
potty mouth

>>736547328
Don't tell me to b** off.....

>>736547414
*uck you du**

>>736545799
Have you tried hiring additional staff or paying your employees better?

You sound like the typical "I pay my employees in pennies, why won't they bend over backwards for me" boss.

its getting heavy in here

>>736547501
>implying he controls the f****** payroll u f****** as*****

>>736547548
F*** you new*@#

>>736547606
Did you just censor yourself? Are you 8?

>>736547606
If he has no control over staff then why complain about them being lazy? Why not complain about the Jew overlords who keep his store understaffed and under paid?