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Thinking of getting a vasectomy, is it worth it?

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Thinking of getting a vasectomy, is it worth it?
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>>736534198
Same men don't want have babies or do men love have more children babies it man is choice life and that was DIFFERNET man
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>>736534198
Got it done when I was 20.
>would recommend
They told me they wouldn't because I was too young. I told them they would support every child I father.
Had it done by the end of that week.
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God dammit. All this time I've been calling it the vans deferens.
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Why? So your pillow wont get pregnant?
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>>736534198
I got mine about a year ago. I have ball soreness occasionally. Sometimes it feels like getting kicked in the balls.

Is this worth not using a rubber? Yeah, probably. At least you can't get trapped.
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>>736534708
that wears off, although mine ache if I lay on my back and lt them dangle
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>>736534708

Yeah I've been lucky not to get a girl pregnant and at the point in my life where kids isn't something I want to be responsible for raising and paying the little bastards all my young adult life
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>>736534198
fuck yes it's worth it. I was 23 when I got mine (now 47) and it's the BEST decision I ever made. I have friends who ended up having kids and their lives are miserable. Babies suck, toddlers are fucked up, teens will leach you dry and having kids means YOUR life ceases as the parasites take over.

I've been married now 20 years, my wife (then girlfriend) was with me the day of the vasectomy, we have money, we vacation when we want, our mortgage is paid off. I don't mind my friends' kids, but so fucking glad they're not mine. I can see the look of longing in my friends eyes when they wish they could trade lives.

get it now. as in right NOW, and you'll never regret it.
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Hell yes, do it! Do it as soon as you can! The freedom is amazing!

Only real pain was the first shot and even that was't as bad as I'd feared.
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Thinking about getting it done can someone describe the process that goes along with it is it painful?
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>>736534308
What?
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>>736536259
>I can see the look of longing in my friends eyes when they wish they could trade lives.

You are so full of shit. I see friends that don't have children and feel sorry for their pathetic lives. Maybe you'll feel better when Jamal seeds your bitch.
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>>736538028
i don't understand either..
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>>736536259
The death of the white man explained in one post.
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>>736534308
I was just about to say that damn it!
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Had it done last year. I'm now 39 and already have 3 kids age 11 to 16.
Sex much better without the "danger".
Haven't felt anything during operation - a litte bit for a week or so after it, but that's all...
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>>736534198
Becoming a eunuch is better. 100% effective and no more balls dangling around.
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>>736538028
>>736538110
When man want to woman he get touch with bitch and choice life to the most EXCELLENT!
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>>736534198
No, don't do it, people change their minds and you do too.
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They have a procedure they can do where they i ject silicone in your balls and it clogs everything and keeps you sterile. Can be super easily reversed too. Might want to wait for that to get widespread so you don't end up like the dipshits mutilating themselves just to bust a nut easier
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It's usually very very expensive to get it reversed should you decide you want to have a child of your ow (and not adopt). And the reversal isn't always guaranteed. If you're 100% okay with being sterile forever and ever, then do it.
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>>736539364
Stop being a faggot, that shit has been stuck in phase 3 testing in INDIA for like 8 years. That shit is never coming out because it's way easier/cheaper than vasectomies and it would destroy $$$ of the condom and birth control industry.
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>>736534198
>>>736534198
>Same men don't want have babies or do men love have more children babies it man is choice life and that was DIFFERNET man

Solid fucking advice. This person gets it. Do what he says now op
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>>736534198
what the fuck is so hard about pulling out, or at least wearing some rubbers
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> purposely taking away the ability to do the only thing you're put on the planet to do
You will die feeling like you left behind nothing.
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>>736539671
this
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>>736539863
>the only purpose in life is to create more purposeless life
love this meme
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>>736539671

believe me I've been pulling out but there were times I was close to nutting while my dick was in, thats why I think I'm lucky so far not to get a girl pregnant and condoms suck only use them when I'm asked to
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>>736539671
Condoms suck, pulling out sucks almost as much, and neither is as effective.
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>>736539486
Freeze sperm
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It calms you down and stops you scratching the furniture
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FUCK NO!
Don't do it man.
Bitches won't believe you got it and will STILL REQUIRE CONDOMS!
I know.
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>>736541597

I wouldn't care if I need to wear condoms I still wouldn't want to get AIDS, Herpes, etc
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>>736534198
I think you should just cut your nuts off instead
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I just got mine a week ago.

I had 5 days of weak pain (2/10) like aftershock of being kicked in nuts. Now it is at 0/10, only when I am walking I have 1/10.

And my wife is super horny now...
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>>736542609

Time to test that dick out and see the results of your operation
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Oh we boned already on Day 5 and Day 6. Everything works. 38 condoms to go... :)
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>>736534198
I dunno. Is telling a bitch 'sorry bout yo luck' worth it when she tries to get dat pregnancy money?
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>>736534198
Got one free from planned parenthood and it was the best decision of my life! Fuck having kids.
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>>736534198
To anyone who had a vasectomy, did your cumming feel less enjoyable?
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>>736534566

Kek, there is a vas deferens between vans deferens and vas deferens.

Now drink my cum and kill yourself anon. Do it!
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Fuck you, I paid $1000 for mine :( Full general anestesia though, no needles or scalpels near my junk while I am awake...

>>736543262
My orgasms feel the same, and I am just on day 7.
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>>736543262
Sometimes it hurt my balls halfway through ejaculation during the first year. Don't feel much discomfort any more. Had it done about 5 years ago. Worth it. We have all the kids we want, she doesn't have to be on birth control, I don't have to wear protection, and I can just cum balls deep in her all day long.
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>>736539863
Having children is cruel to the children. I wouldn't wish life on my worst enemy.
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>>736534198
more like cucksectomy

your only purpose in life is to replicate and spread yourself like cancer so do it
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I got one after having a few kids. Great decision and the process didn't hurt too bad. Does not effect erections or horniness level at all. I do have an occasional pain like I've been kicked in the balls, but nothing like what two insane children running around can cause.
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>>736534198
As the dad of several kids I can say with confidence....it sure would have been a hell of a lot cheaper
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About to have my first kid.
Definitely going to get this sometime next year, there's no way I'm having more than one.
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>>736545863
2 kids is the best amount. That way the kids will replace both parents + they won't be lonely faggots their whole lives cause they never had a sibling to bully
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>>736545863
Shouldnt you have at least 3..
Just as spares?
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>>736539328
That's why you adopt, anon. We don't need more children
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>>736534198
you are here... at /b/ you dont need a vasectomy you will die a virgin anyways....
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>>736543661
This
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>>736534198
if you are white, don't do it. Hopefully someday you will find a nice white woman which whom you'll want to have children with
if you are a shitskin however, then yes, do it
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Yes. No more condoms and they have "no stitch" vasectomies that can be done in less than 15 minutes and heal well enough that there is no pain within a week. Best medical decision I've ever made.
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>>736547647
>No more condoms
you can still catch diseases lmao
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>>736537966

No pain at all if you follow doctor's orders. Back in full swing inside of one week.
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>>736534198
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Why, OP? You're never gonna get laid.
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>>736538038
Someone's bitter.
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>>736546866
yes goy adopt a black baby to prove you're not a racist it's the right thing to do
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I don't see the reason to. Why would you ever want to possibly give up having children forever? Yes *sometimes* it is reversible, but often times it can't be.

Even if you have a wife and kids and don't want anymore, they can all get killed in the car with a crash with an 18 wheeler, do you want to not have the option to start over with a new family?
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>>736536259
fucking loser,id be happy to slap your stupid face
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Best $50 I have ever spent...a little pain for a few weeks but worth knowing I'll never have baby mama drama...got it done @ 37 and never had a kid before
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>>736534198
Fuck yeah. You can bang and not worry about having a kid
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>>736536259
Truth
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>get vasectomy a few years ago
>meet a solid 8/10
>decide I want to waifu, she says yes
>six month later she tells me "we are having a baby"
>look her dead in the eye and say, "there's something else you should be telling me"
>her face went from happy to guilt in 1.3 seconds
>tell her I got a vasectomy when I was 23
>she falls to floor crying
>I packed my shit and never looked back

Later found out from her friend she cheated on me several times with other guys. The vasectomy was the best choice I have ever made.
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The old ways are the best ways
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>>736536259
Different strokes for different folks.
>be me
>have three kids before turn 23
>be 43 and youngest is in college
>laugh with wife when watching other couples in their 40s struggle to raise kids late in life
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>>736539294
actually woman touch bitch and want when life to the most
know
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>>736534198
Once u have your kids, and u don't want anymore....it's the best thing ever!
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So guys, why cant we talk about a woman getting an IUD? No chemicals to harm the woman unlike the depo shot, no pills to take that can be forgotten or negated by antibiotics, just as effective as condoms without the loss of sensation, more effective than diaphragms or caps or sponges, and doesnt trigger allergic reactions like spermicide does. Oh and lasts 5 years, is covered under "preventative care" insurance and can be removed at any time safely.
>and no genital mutilation like vasectomy or tube tie.
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>>736538038
He proved the point perfectly.
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>>736553850
also, if you have sex a lot (my wife and I have averaged twice a day for the past 7 years), its cheaper even if you have to pay out of pocket in the long run.
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>>736553850
IUDs are great, but you're wrong about allergies. People can be allergic to copper, which would make an IUD unsuitable
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>>736554104
They have all plastic ones now bud that are just as effective.
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>>736534198
NO DONT DO IT
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>>736553850

Yeah but we're talking about American females here, quite possibly the most entitled and laziest fucking creature ever

They'll shave their faces, armpits and legs daily but they slack off so much on their pussies b/c I guess they're afraid of mutilating themselves or they just feel some semblance of rebellion by not shaving it all off "Muh gurl power and muh matriarchy it's muh vuhgina i can shave as much as i want males should be happy to even have a chance to fuck my stupid ass
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>>736553314
What the hell?
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>>736554215
The copper is the spermicide. You can either get a copper IUD (which is mostly plastic with a bit of copper), or a hormonal IUD.
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Can't you just save sperm and then get a vasectomy?
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>>736538038
>>736538574
>>736552070
^^poorfags with kids
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>>736534198
your dad should have, so please do
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>>736554533
Freezing sperm is expensive, doesn't last forever, has a mediocre success rate, and the longer you wait, the more common birth defects become.
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>>736552070
Parasite ridden poorfag detected. How those poor life decisions treating you?
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>>736536259
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>>736538038
The jealousy is strong with this one.
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Just dip your balls in boiling water for 30 seconds. I do it once a week and I have yet to get anyone pregnant
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>>736554475
Yeah, but the chances of having both a copper allergy and having severe hormonal issues from the iud has got to be pretty low tbh. still better than vasectomy.
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After vasectomy, do you experience some of the same effects of nofap? Like, if I refrain from fapping for a few days, I'm on edge and short-tempered. After a vasectomy, does this become the norm? Also, is your cum noticeably different? Less white? Runnier?
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>>736536259
Not a day goes by that I don't wish that I had done this. I didn't want kids but my wife kept pushing until we had 2. Fucking miserable.
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>>736551135
>>736554014
>>736554546
>>736554763
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>>736534198
I love my son but god damn I hate his mom. I considered getting mine done years ago and didn't and then got locked in when I drunkenly creampied a stuck up bitch
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>>736554932
Oh I know, I'm just feeling pedantic. My GF didn't want an IUD because of the discomfort of getting it inserted and removed. She ended up getting the nexplanon which seems more uncomfortable to me

>>736555135
Sperm makes up such a tiny amount of your ejaculate. You won't notice the difference. The behavioral things you described also shouldn't happen because that's controlled by dopamine release from orgasm
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>>736538038

>imblying jamal isnt in your bitch anyway

Everyone point at him and laugh.
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>>736553314
That's going into the bladder, wut?
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>>736539486
Or, make a few deposits at the sperm bank, have them throw it in the freezer, and THEN get snipped.
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>>736554780
Gotta have sex to a woman to get her pregnant.
I'd assume that's damn near impossible with boiled nuts.
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>>736534198
Only if you're black.
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>>736534198
>get a reversible one, that's a thing now. If you can't afford that, don't get one.
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>>736538038
hahahaha
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Best thing ever. Kids are no virtue. I had mine and it is so fucking wonderful.
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>>736543781
fuck off back to /pol
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>>736536259
Thanks for passing the responsibility for raising the next generation onto more adequate shoulders, anon.
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>>736540334
>>736543661
Please follow your retarded and depressed "logic" to its limit and literally kill yourself you disgusting parasite.
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>>736534198
They botched mine and I ended up losing my right testicle.

Inb4 "cyclops"
Inb4 "uno"
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>>736554780

This works like a charm. It is painful the first few times but you get used to it.
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>>736536259
this guy gets it. i got mine 3 yrs ago at 31, even though i knew at 18 that i didnt want kids. i remember two things after the procedure: a) saying to the nurse "hey, how did the shoulder surgery go?" and b) feeling immense relief because i knew id never have to deal with a sniveling little bitch kid crying his eyes out in a walmart check out line because i wouldnt buy him xyz. fuck that. my law degree and i are gonna go buy a boat.
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>>736541738
>if you had sex
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>>736534198

TOTALLY. Kids are cancer. You can freeze your jizz in case you change your mind too.
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>>736534308

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>736539671
What are you, 1 years old?
1 They don't call it "pull and pray" for nothing.
2 rubbers hinder the sensation of skin on skin/nerve impulses.
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>>736534308
Nani?
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>>736534198
I got it done. I love that I never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant. BUT, your cum will never look the same. It's like a curdled liquid that won't mix. It also won't come out as much. Since it's missing the secret ingredient, it will never be as smooth or robust as it once was. Plus, they say it increases the risk of other late life illnesses like cancer and dementia. I'd still get it done because I am done having kids. JUst would have liked more realistic info before I had it done.
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>>736554025
Fuck is wrong with you two? Lol
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>>736534708
I got that for years but it doesn't happen often anymore. I even had hydocele or whatever it's called and my balls swelled up like billiard balls. Scary day.
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>>736559232
Idk how, but prove it or I don't believe you.
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>>736534308

Que?
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