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Sup /b/ Ask a canadian anything!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/

Ask a canadian anything!
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>>736529323
why are you such a chubby little canadian shit?

fucking fat cancerous avatarfag gtfo
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>>736530031
I do have a healthy weight
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THE BEAST!!!!
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>>736530191
Well where are you keeping it? Your legs?
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nigga you fat. spare some food for poor fucks like me who cant afford food
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>>736530391
right here
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>>736530599
you are, by a wide margin, the most disgusting thing ive seen all week
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>>736530500
nigga you poor. donate your body to fucks like OP who cant stop eating
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Can you do this
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No troll questions pls. Only serious questions.

>>736530992
I aint clickin that shit nigga
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Hello, Joseph
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>>736531049
is there a reason youre so fucking fat and unappealing?
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How much poutine did you eat this morning?
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>>736531336
none, thx.
>>736531157
hi
>>736531241
I think I'm above average
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>>736530960
op you nigger, donate some fucks to poor body who cant spare
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>>736531518
You are 3/10
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>>736529323
Tits or gtfo.
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Can you see your penis if you look straight down
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>>736529323
>Ask a canadian

Why?
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>>736531709
he never keeps his eyes off the fridge
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>>736531827
To learn stuff
>>736531649
good joke m8
>>736531709
No, that's more complicated. Why u asking?
>>736531880
fuck off
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>>736529323
Where are u from?
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>>736531972
do you want some tubby custard you fat fucking fatass fuck

youre so nasty looking dude
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>leaf
>faceposting
>not on /soc/
Sage, hide, report
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>>736532264
Sidney, Nova Scotia
>>736532420
no, and no
>>736532439
no
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>>736531880
LOL
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I don't get why everyone just makes fat jokes...

in every single thread...
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>>736532739
well it couldnt possibly be because of that tight little asian loli body of yours

fucking blob of desperation for attention gtfo
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>>736532739
heres a fucking tip for you retard: try to make threads without posting that disgusting mug

till then, fuck your fat nasty ass
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>>736532856
You wouldn't get insulted if you posted your face ITT, so why should I?
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>>736533111
Why? Most /b/tards look like me or worse.
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THE BEAST!!!
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Obesity is an irresponsible abuse of free healthcare.
But i may help with the burn of being underage & b&.
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>>736533195
because this kind of avatarfagging shows a clear desperation for attention

you want to meet people face to face? scroll all the way to the top and look for /soc/

otherwise, follow the spirit of the damn board and generalize more you stupid fucking newfag fuck
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>>736533118
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Sorry that everyone is being a dick to you, real question, hows the weather in canada, always kinda wondered that.
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>>736533515
its good and you?
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>>736533442
not you
>>736533418
>newfag fuck
I'm here since 2011
>>736533323
>underage & b&.
I'm 25
>irresponsible abuse of free healthcare
Thats not really a prob since its completely free for everyone where i live.
>>736533515
kinda cold all the time
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>>736533195
You in 10 years
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>>736529323
You are an embarrassment to all Canadians.
Note to all in this thread OP is a fag. Most likely supports the liberal fags and Kathleen wynn. Fuck you. (Notice I did sink low and insult your weight, yeah I am being polite like a true Canadian, eh)
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>>736533599
what music u like?
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>>736533118
It is because you are a ugly fuck. I can't believe that someone is really posting his photos in 4chan, this has to be a forced meme.
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>>736533691
Who is he? I've wondered that for a while
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>>736533599
you're 25? Ho-hoolllyy shiiiit ahahaahahhAhahaha you look like your fucking 12
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Are you that kid that posed those videos about swag rap on yt
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>>736533599
>I'm here since 2011

then you should know better right? quit dancing around the obvious fatass you know what youre doing so knock it the fuck off

sage
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>>736529323
you're sill a newfag iv been here since 2005
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>>736533758
I want to know the origin of this pile of fat too.
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> tfw it takes 6 months to get treatment in Canada
> have fun with the heart disease buddy
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>>736533687
oldschool music from the 90s until 2007 or 2009
>>736533654
I'm not interested in politics
>>736533691
Why? ppl do it all the time in rate threads
>>736533758
I am Joseph
>>736533803
yeah :)
swagfags and good rap music. But I was forced to close my channel
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>>736533908
>>736533758

hes some newfag little fat fuck that saw nickels fatass (another retard desperate for attention) doing this and thought hey should flaunt his heavy autism too

OP kill yourself with fire
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>>736533804
fucking retard you don't even know how to sage properly
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>>736534080
and there it is

I always wondered why you feel the need to attentionwhore here

go the fuck back to youtube you cancerous piece of shit youre not getting your incessant need for attention whoring here
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>>736533599
When I was a 25 year old Canadian, I was logging. Working on the rigging, and hard as nails.
You're a fat fucking slob and would lose your breath sprinting across a crosswalk.
Get some exercise, and eat healthier.
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>>736534128
dipshit im saging all my posts

the rest of the idiots here are bumping the thread

newfags, sage goes on the only field available now
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>>736534101
Lol fuck that dude
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>>736534326
you type sage in the options bar newfag
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>>736534227
>go the fuck back to youtube
I can't, the bullying was too bad.
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>>736534461
>the only feild available now

youre the newfag
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>>736534598
this is whats ruining /b/
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>>736534080
>Why? ppl do it all the time in rate threads
They take one fucking photo and they are done! But here ypu are constantly putting your ugly face on the internet. I will be doing another thing if your visage where, at least, presentable.
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>>736534692
>says the idiot who doesnt know what Im talking about

>the post area on top of the thread had 2 fields

>sage goes in every field imaginable was used to express hatred

piss off you little runt im not wasting my time with you just because you havent been eaten out in a while
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>>736534941
your that fucking sensitive your responding to an obvious troll
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>>736535241
this is whats ruining /b/
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>>736535658
this is whats ruining /b/
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>>736534523
>i can't, the bullying was to bad.

You will receive no better here.
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This dood gets all the pooosy
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>>736535944
is that some canadian brand cake?
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>>736534941
Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [Options] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page.
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>>736535860
They called me dead all the time on YT

>>736536026
virgo detected
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>>736529323
Why do you keep tripfagging although you should know by now that nobody likes tripfags?
Do you think this shit will evolve into you being some internet celebrity?
Why dont you at least put on makeup and post nudes so we can fap?
Answer you faggot!
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Nig
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Time stamp, I think these are all obvious bait from a yt video. But new fags can't pick up on it
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>>736530599
>wide margin

fucking kek
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>>736536700
Hah thought so
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>>736536700
This is the most likely answer. But it's still sad in it's own way.
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>>736532739
What else are ppl supposed to do? You dont post anything of value. The only things you do is asking dumb questions or amas. Maybe if you had anything else to offer but pictures of your obese self, your obesity wouldnt be topic. Use your damn brain for fucks sake.
It's like posting pictures of dicks and than ask the ppl why they talk about dicks... do you get it?
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>>736536943
It got him attention though, as sad as it is
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Have you ever considered switching up your lifestyle?

You wouldn't be half bad looking if you dropped 100 lbs.

Eating food is fun and all but it's not how life should be. Take your pulse right now. I guarantee it's above 90. Doesn't that worry you? Do you want a heart attack at 35?
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>>736533118
Of course he would... this is not /soc/ you are not supposed to be attentionwhoring here and also you are just ugly, so why would you think this was a good idea in the first place?
>>736533195
No they dont... the guys uglier than you are about 5... chris-chan, this sloth-faced motherfucker who never gets a girlfriend and some real cripples. I mean even the guy with the long head or the tripfag that cries and wants to kill himself are better looking than you.
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>>736537523
>the tripfag that cries and wants to kill himself
who?
Also, no.
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>>736533599
2011 is newfag you dumbass. You dont understand it, do you? This doesnt work like youtube where ppl will start accepting and liking you after a certain amount of time even if your content is shit. Ppl here will never like you until you do something based and doing something considered based will either kill you or get your ass into prison for a long time, so what is your fucking business here? Why cant you just be anon?
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>>736537751
Time stamp
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>>736534523
And then you come here to annoy us? Well played. You are smarter than i thought fatass-chan.
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>>736537905
This.
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>>736536184
Rip fatass-chan. Why do the good always die young? :(
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>>736530191
Not according to your neck.
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>>736537751
There is no question you could answer with yes or no in that post and since we obviously dont care for this conversation to be productive i will be as much as a faggot as you are and answer your
>who?
With maybe?
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How old were you when you get diabetes?
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>>736531972
If you can't see your cock looking down, you're fat. I have a beer belly, ie not in shape, and I can see my cock. Please lose weight, it'll help out your heart.
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Tits or GTFO
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eh?
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>>736538241
>no, there are many who are WAY more unattractive than me.
>>736538260
I don't have it & I havent seen a doctor in ages. I do still have a healthy weight.
>>736538324
>>736538169
>>736538042
GTFO
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>>736538281
If you have a beer-belly that is not transparent i see no possible way how you can see your cock through it without bowing forward which kinda makes the whole thing obsolete since this guy will be able to see his dick too when he bends forward.
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>>736538441
healthy by what? canadian livestock standards?
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>>736538468
I'm 6'0 and 195 pounds with little muscle. Small beer belly but a beer belly none the less.
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you look a exo-L
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>>736538441
For the sake of your health and those who want to see you live long, lose weight. Go run at least 3 times a week or some kind of cardio. Start eating healthy, it's not in your genes, it's in what you eat and your inactivity.
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YOU LOOK LIKE BAEKHYUN
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>>736538687
>it's not in your genes
I have ALWAYS been slightly overweight. Since elementary school.
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>>736538441
Why the hell do you greentext an answer like that newfriend? Is it some kind of quote or shit? Also you are a str8 up liar. Not only that you died by playing the blue-whale-game, you also act like you were average looking or something and the other guys here were ugly... wtf is wrong with you? I'm not even talking about your weight man... your face looks like the product of a rhino raping a trashcan. Are you trying to melt our brains by telling us about your deranged perception of reality?
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>>736538873
then its in your mothers bad parenting
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>>736529323
why are you so fat ugly and retarded if you're Canadian?
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>>736538687
Stfu up you fucking retard. Nobody wants him to live long.
>>736538873
Because you always ate a little much maybe?
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As a Canadian, you make me want to kms just because of the fact that you take up space in my country.
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>>736538873

link to your youtube pls
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>>736538966
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>>736538993
yeah, and you make me want to kms just because of the fact that you take up space in my country
>>736538941
dont say shit about her!
>>736538895
post ur face ITT if u think ur sooo handsome!
>>736539079
I deleted everything and flag every video I find once a week
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>>736538993
>gets space in his country stolen by weird 4chan-blob
>consideres suicide
You are french-canadian right?
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>>736538993
if youre killing yourself, do us a favor and drag this fat homely chubfag to hell with you
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>>736539160
Then you haven't been eating right your entire life, which isn't any better. Go run 3 times a week and start eating healthier. If literally nothing changes, go to the doctor.
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>>736539160
>dont say shit about her!
she has some accountability here bro look at you

if you were my kid, I would have quit my job and entered your gravity to slap the snacks the fuck off your hand your mother clearly failed and hard
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>>736539160
this is bait right?
this can't be real
right?
r-right?
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>>736539160
1. No need to be handsome to look better than you man
2. I'm not an attentionwhoring tripfag joseph, im anon.
3. I bet you mother is the most disgusting blood-pissing gypsywhore that ever creeped on earth. I really hope i find her information and can make her pay for the waste of time her failure of a son caused.
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>>736539171
Topkek
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>>736539160
>flag every video I find once a week
so youre living the life of an idiot that was shamed online now
thats just sad dude between this and the morbid obesity, whats stopping you from killing yourself? your love for your mommy?
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ugh I could smell OP from a few threads away

>Canadian baconbeast
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>>736539559
You are missinformed /b/ro. Joseph is already dead.
>This is now a RIP-Joseph thread
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>>736539464
you take that 3rd part back. idc what u say about me, fuck hater, but u take #3 back right NOW!
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>>736539721

your mother a shit
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#morethanahotpocket
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liked the blodpissing gypsywhote part
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>>736539721
I dont take anymore joseph. I will give her hell and it'll be your fault. Even if i have to dig her up or some shit... you will regret all that annoying shit you posted here.
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>>736539721
Is that a hand or a paw? It's hard to tell.
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>>736540148
It's 5 hotdogs glued to a pirce of toast
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>>736540272
those ballpark franks really do plump up
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>>736540338
Yep
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You guys should scroll up and read the OP... this is a thread to ask me stuff about canadian life & culture... you didnt ask me any of that yet.
trolls GTFO!
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>>736539171
No, I'm English. But I do live in Quebec.
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>>736540457
This is /b/

You start a thread, we completely ignore that and scream at each other about something else
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>>736529323
FREE healthcare but fat as fuck. Why do that?
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>>736540457
but then your thread will 404...

and we would miss more of those high calorie images of you
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>>736540522
if you derail the thread GTFO!

or i will ban u
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>>736540507
Nvm was just a "french ppl surrender"-joke.
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>>736540507
So you admit you're a terrorist.
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>>736540590
me Me ME! Ban ME!
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>>736540590
ok its become painfully obvious OP isnt the kid in the picture

must be his ex bf's ghost taking revenge for this fat fuck rolling over him while they slept
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>>736540758
LOLOLOL
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Soo.. any serious questions?
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>>736541054
why are you so fat?
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>>736541054
why is chin so bulbous
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>>736540457
So i was in sydney recently and the city smelled like fish... all the guys said that a white-trash family called the Stricklands decided to have their yearly washing and ms. Strickland who is infamous for having the dirtiest pussy northern of the equator had put her underwear outside for drying.
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>>736541231
>>736541054

Oh forgot the question... why is your family so nasty?
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>>736541231
back the FUCK off!
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>>736541054
would you eat sausage fingers if starving? Cuz your fingers look like sausages and feeding time is coming....
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why do you name your files like a retard and then post it here?
what level of autism have you reached?
also how much do you fuckign weigh dough-boy?
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>>736541315
What's your moms name? Jennifer? Deborah? Must be a slutname.
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>>736541054
>>736541365

Better yet, will you eat my sausage?
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>>736541579
he'll eat anything warm
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>>736541579
>>736541714
He also likes negroe culture
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None of these questions has anything to do with Canada
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>>736541054
I actually have... why is ther a marple leaf on the flag? What does it symbolize? I mean i could just google but since we have this thread ...
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>>736541910
Why are you so fat in Canada?
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>>736541910
Why did your mother rape indiana jones IN CANADA?
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>>736541963
yea, no this is a fat shaming thread now
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>>736541965
>>736541910

ANSWER QUESTION FAGGOT! MYSTERY MUST BE SOLVED!
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>>736541963
Not OP, but it's because of all the maple trees here, as well as syrup, Canadian culture in general.
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>>736531049
Heres a question.

Why's a fat little turd think he can talk for all of canada?
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>>736541910
Why is your mom so stupid, in CANADA?
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>>736542120
I highly doubt it symbolizes syrup man...thanks still i guess...
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>>736542206
Because the rest of Canada is too polite to visit /b/
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>>736542206
What? You dont make sense negroe
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>>736532495
Nova Scotia....yer practically a fuckin Newfie. East coast faggots are the worst faggots.
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>>736542248
The maple leaf is a symbol of hockey and strippers
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>>736541963
Thanks for the question :) The maple leaf has been used as a Canadian emblem since the 18th century. It was first used as a national symbol in 1868 when it appeared on the coat of arms of both Ontario and Quebec. In 1867, Alexander Muir composed the patriotic song "The Maple Leaf Forever", which became an unofficial anthem in English-speaking Canada. The maple leaf was later added to the Canadian coat of arms in 1921. From 1876 until 1901, the leaf appeared on all Canadian coins and remained on the penny after 1901. The use of the maple leaf by the Royal Canadian Regiment as a regimental symbol extended back to 1860. During the First World War and Second World War, badges of the Canadian Forces were often based on a maple leaf design. The maple leaf would eventually adorn the tombstones of Canadian military graves.
>>736542206
I'm from there
>>736542332
Nope. Nova Scotia = best Canada
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>>736542360
>y and strippers


lol actual best explanation, should replace OP
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>ctrl+f fat
>23 results
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>>736542459
OMNOMNOM
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>>736542459
Just means most of us were too subtle to use the word "fat"
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>>736542421
Nope. Not at all. You fuckwits got Trudeau in.
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>>736542696
So did Ivanka
> all the way in
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>>736529323
im not your buddy, friend.
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fucking savage luo
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Since you guys have no real questions... I am leaving this thread. You guys have ruined a thread that could have been fun for everyone.

Good night anons.
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>>736544145
fuck alllll the way off. Hit the gym.
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>>736544145
Was fun for me joseph and the party is not over yet.
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