Fluffy bread v2
Are people still entertained by these
>>736527096
Erectin some sadbox right here!
>>736527196
>>736527262
Deploying some hugbox!
Taking coloring requests because I can't draw worth shit
>>736527360
Ay, wanna color this?
>>736527096
A person is making engi calls as they post small fluffies.
If that isnt a manchild, or an underdeveloped baby, its all still autistic.
>>736527096
we should post in /trash/ to avoid autistic spammers
>>736527489
Got me there. Placing some abuse here!
>>736527597
>>736527625
>>736527568
just do it, dont say it. The crusades will carry over.
>>736527658
/Trash/ used to be a safe haven. Now it's just porn. Kinda like /b/ actually.
What would fluffys taste like? I imagine a little bit like pork.
I have a weird erection right now.
>>736528156
I was under the assumption that it was already established that they taste like trash garbage to humans because of all the disease and filth.
>>736528430
>Stupid burger
>>736528574
>>736528467
From urban areas I can imagine that but some fluffys are raised just for the purpose of being eaten.
As for ones in the bush wild it depends how much trash is around.
>>736528295
This one is gold
>>736528799
Story version
>>736527597
Wowstest mummeh. Needs forever sleepies.
Kick it
>>736529069
Somebody say bad mummah?
>>736529148
Foot < Mallet
>>736527352
This pic is a bit dark when you think about it. That fluffy is right by the dude's crotch. Going to get a dick rammed down its throat.
>>736527676
I'd love to have an office foal box....I'd probably also be the most unpopular person in the office.
>>736527733
I'd lose one of those fucking things on like, day 2
Jason and The Fluffies
>Camp Crystal Lake, 2017
>"Jason, my son... You have to kill them both for mother."
>The behemoth of an undead man child rose from his sleep, and trudged out of his shack, now deadset on ending his victims
>Meanwhile, two businessmen stepped out of they're vehicle, one holding a crate of fluffies
>The man with the crate turned to the other
>"You sure this place is really a good spot for a fluffy resort, Frank? I mean, that Tommy guy in the diner seemed really sincere with that stuff he told us about the Voorhees family."
>Frank turned to his business partner
>"Come on Mike, you didn't really believe all that bullshit did you? That Jarvis guy was clearly insane, and besides, Jason Voorhees is just a legend, just like that Mike Myers guy."
>"The guy from Saturday Night Live is a legend?"
>"Just shut up and get the fluffies settled Mike."
>"Alright, alright."
>Mike entered the main cabin and opened the large crate, waking up The Fluffies.
>"Come on out little guys" He spoke softly
>When they hesitated, Frank got involved
>"Come on out, you little shits, or you'll all get 30 strikes with the sorry stick!" He yelled
>A unanimous cry of "Nuuuuu! Nu wan' sowwy stick!" rang out, as all 10 of the fluffies scrambled they're way out of the crate.
>Frank glared at Mike, and muttered something unintelligible along the lines of "fucking hippie", and walked upstairs to his room.
>Mike leaned down and tried to comfort the fluffies, to no avail
>However, when he offered Spaghetti, the mood of the fluffies changed instantly
>"Wan sketties! Sketties fu bestest hewd! Aww gud fwuffies hewe!" Said Snowball, a domesticated smarty unicorn.
>"Alright, but you have to calm down, before I can make some, or else Frank will make sure there isn't any spaghetti for anyone."
>Jason watched through the window from afar
>He would wait till night to strike
>>736529421
Thats why you keep it in a nutrigel tank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHsq6d1dPQo
Where can I find one of these?
Asking for a friend.
>>736529470
>A little bit later, and Mike was leading the fluffies outside, exploring the wilderness.
>"Awigh hewd, gwassy nummies hew, we can haf dis now, ow wait fu sketties." Proclaimed Snowball
>"Haf sketties now?" Asked Butterface, the youngest of the fluffies, a pure yellow Earthie.
>"Nu. Haf gwassy o' wait fu' sketties."
>"Oh."
>The fluffies crowded together under Mike's watch, eating the grass and resting in the shade of the trees
>"Wat es dis pwace daddeh?" Asked Pine, a green and brown Pegasus mare
>Mike squatted, bringing himself to the fluffies level
>"This is Camp Crystal Lake, Pine."
>"Pine wike Camp Cwystaw Wake. Smeww pwetty wit twees." She said, referring to the scent of the woods
>"Good."
>After all the fluffies stuffed they're little tummies with grass and relieved themselves, Mike took them inside, looking forward to a good nights rest
>Sunset, and Jason tilted his head in confusion
>He had never seen these strange and small animals before, not around Camp, not on Elm Street, and most definitely not in Space. Wait, never mind, that last one was a dream that bastard Freddy implanted in him to test him. Of course they wouldn't be there.
>After he took care of his work, maybe he could try to figure the strange creatures out
>>736529529
uhhhh.... the internet?
>agony in pink + fluffies
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>736529215
Yeah, toss that bitch in the machine.
>>736529512
Wait....can fluffies even dig with their hooves?
Are there any audio things for fluffies? I can never seem to picture their voices
>>736529869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbdxqjMPcyE
>>736529869
>>736529946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IDa2saMdeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5xeWOGFIA0
>>736529869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
>>736529816
They eat through the gel. I imagine they can kick up dust and remove a few centimeters of dirt at best.
>>736529869
>>736529946
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>>736529996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaJGesWeFzQ
>3:05
is my favorite foal voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FGLGbzG7I4
>>736529563
>"YOU GAVE THEM SPAGHETTI AFTER THEY ALREADY ATE?!?!"
>Frank was livid at his business partner
>Mike cowered and whimpered "I... They said they were still hungry..."
>"WELL NOW I'M NOT HUNGRY, BECAUSE THERE IS SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!"
>"Pweas stop yewwin daddeh, Snowbaww an' hewd be gud fwuffies fwum now on." Whined Snowball The Smarty, now in the large crate again with the rest of his herd
>Frank smashed his hand against the crate, making it wobble
>"NU! PWEASE NU SCAWY WOCKIES!" Cried Tiny Tim, the runt of the group, who was red and orange like Hulk Hogan
>Frank shot one last dirty look at Mike
>"YOU CLEAN UP BY THE TIME I GET BACK, OR I'LL HAVE YOU AND YOUR BELOVED FLUFFIES HEAD ON A PIKE!"
>He stormed out into the night for a smoke
>The Fluffies whimpered in they're crate for a while, as Mike hunched down, cleaning the molten shit off the ground
>"Daddeh, es Snowbaww bad smawtie?"
>"No, Snowball, just tell your herd to go to sleep." Mike sighed
>A little later, on the shore of Crystal Lake, Frank stood, watching the moons reflection in the water
>"Maybe that morons got everything cleaned up by now. I should head back."
>However, when he turned his back to the lake, out rose a ghastly figure, who grabbed him by the leg and pulled him in
>Ki ki ki... Ma ma ma...
>"Good boy Jason, now dispose of the other one. Do it for Mommy."
>Jason once again re-emerged from the lake, now soaked in both water and blood, and marched through the woods towards the main cabin
Ravioli, ravioli, what's in the pocketoli
>>736529816
No you've got it wrong. The gel is their food source - they chew those tunnels.
Also, yeah they could dig in very soft earth I think but their hooves would be a bloody mess
>>736530850
Aww Sweat tears
>pwease mistuh, wet babbeh gu
>babbeh nu undestan wai hoomin huwtin babbeh
>babbeh so widdle
>babbeh wanna gwow up
>>736527179
Yes. Yes we are.
>>736530266
Soo cute!
>>736530745
Well, that was a fucking mistake. Fault of owner, not fluff.
>>736530939
That's a week in a sorry box. At least.
>>736531481
Well they are ferals so...
>>736531035
Seems like they still need heavy supervision if they keep falling in their shitholes....though bravo for them thinking enough to chew those.
>>736531113
Hoomin hurtin babbeh because ponyfags wouldn't lave our board by choice
>>736531555
Oh, well, in that case, shred the mother. Only punishment ferals understand.
>>736531657
I think wrecking the Nonos is best
>>736531892
Fatass smarty. Who would even waste their time on that?
>>736532045
im surprised there isnt more with forcing the fluffy to eat its nono's
>>736531629
wat punifags? babbeh nu undestan
>>736530648
>Midnight, and still no sign of Frank.
>Mike sighed as he put the crate of dozing fluffies into they're safe room
>Maybe Frank had ran off, he was prone to irrational behavior after all
>Mike began to turn out all the lights and start the fireplace
>He'd just lay back in the couch and relax
>Hard to relax when the smell of acidic fluffy shit is hanging in the air, but Mike did his best to relax anyway
>He heard the door open, and turned
>"Oh Frank, your back WHAT TH-MPHH!"
>A large, rotting hand wrapped around Mikes face, and lifted him into the air
>Jason lurched towards the fireplace, and slammed Mike into the fire, pushing him into the embers until his eyes burned out of they're sockets
>"Good boy, Jason. Now come back to mother, come home."
>Jason instinctually began to follow the orders of his mother, but stopped before he left.
>He had to know what those strange animals were
>He loved animals
>Back when he was still but a child, his mother taught him two very important things
>Number one: Always obey mother
>And number two: Never hurt an animal unless provoked
>They're was a few other things he was taught, like don't hurt any of his fellow children, but that was pushed to the back of his mind
>Jason had to know what those horse things were
>Slowly and methodically, Jason checked each room for the fluffies, before he finally found they're safe room
>Jason closed the door behind him, and opened up they're crate
>The fluffies woke up, and each trotted out of the crate
>"Awigh hewd, membah tu owny make poopies in witta box." Yawned Snowball
>"Wub Bwubewwy." Cooed Strawberry, a red and green earth pony, cuddling her special friend
>"Bwubewwy wub yu tu." Replied Blueberry, a blue and white earthie stallion.
>"Come on Snowbaww! Es time tu pway!" Nagged Pine, poking her "special friend"
>"Chawes pwotect hewd fu smawtie!" Declared Charles, a large pink and brown "toughie", much larger than the others
>Jason tilted his head in confusion.
>>736527854
is there more to this?
>>736532460
I really want a picture of a fluff on a computer with the caption, "on the internet, everyone knows you're a goddamn fluffy"
>>736527854
>am onwy witteh chirpie babbeh
Nigga you're clearly a talkie babbeh.
>>736532324
Like this?
>>736532747
Not that I'm aware
>>736533109
Ideal punishment for Smarties and human edgelords
>>736533109
pretty much
>>736532985
How does a Fluffy even pass the captcha?
>>736532985
am nu guddam fwuffy. am gud babbeh.
>>736533240
It takes a while, but they keep mashing until they get one right on sheer luck.
>>736533293
Oh fuck. I think it's a smarty, guys.
>>736533491
stop poopiepostin dummeh
>>736533565
>>736533565
Guess we should track and torture....
>>736533565
>tfw no gf to make fluffy voices in the bed
>>736533710
hah, that hair/mane. now i cant help but imagine that blue one as trump, hes absolutely a smarty.
>>736533866
tfs dummeh
>>736533751
wow, usually don't read the stories but this one is just too good.
>>736532678
>The fluffies continued to play, almost entirely oblivious to Jason's presence
>"Wub hewd, wub daddeh, wub evewyting!" Sung Linda, a light and dark green pegasus mare
>"Whew es cowowin bookie?" Asked Ash, an ash colored (Really?) unicorn stallion
>"Cweam don nu, bu stiww wub Ashie an hewd!" Cream answered, a cream and brown earthie mare
>"Bu Ashie nu am Cweam speciaw fwien?"
>"Don caw, wub hewd, nu be awone anymowe!"
>Jason felt something tug at his worksman jeans
>It was Tiny Tim, the Hulk Hogan runt fluffy
>"Yu es not daddeh, whewe es daddeh?" He asked
>Jason stepped back a bit. This was something really strange to take in for a guy who hadn't really seen anybody or anything since 2009.
>He still had absolutely no idea what these things were, and they kind of freaked him out
>After all, they are talking, retarded neon colored furred horses at a miniature size.
>"Why es mistah aww wet an covewed en boo-boo juice?" Tiny Tim asked
>Jason, again, just tilted his head in confusion
>"Wet mistuh nu smeww pwetty. Maybe nee' huggies?" The runt continued
>Then Tiny Tim hugged Jason's boot
>And then all the other fluffies approached and hugged him too.
>Jason probably would have smiled if he still had the muscles on his face to do that under his mask
>These things were the only creatures on earth who had shown him any kindness at all besides his mother.
>Effortlessly, Jason scooped them all up into his arms and marched out of the safe room, and out of the cabin
>"Whewe goin?" Asked Pine
>Jason didn't answer
>"Snowbaww, whewe es niceh mistuh takin hewd?" Inquired Tiny Tim
>"Snowbaww dun' nu." Quivered Snowball
>Snowball had seen Mike in the fireplace when none of the others had
>But he was just barely smart enough to not raise a fuss about it
>He knew that whatever would have happened to him or his herd would have been awful if he had raised the alarm
>Besides, maybe this mister was a new daddy. Maybe he was saving them after Mike had an accident.
>Yeah. Sure.
>>736527096
redpill me this thing
dis am nao twap twead
>>736527096
You're doing God's work, anon. DEUS VULT!
>>736535036
http://fluffypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffypedia_Wiki
That should help
>>736535101
post mowe enfie twap babbehs or get wostest sowwie-poopie-posting
>>736535036
>>736535156
back tu /pow/ dummehs
>>736535238
We could all just play doxx the fluffy
>>736527262
Yes, but think of it from the rats' perspective. Fuck them fluffies.
>>736535408
Fuck you, mange.
>>736534823
Pretty into it.
Please, keep rockin' anon.
>>736528156
>What would fluffys taste like? I imagine a little bit like pork.
Probably like horse meat.
>>736535580
I'll continue it later, already now what's going to happen till the end. Glad your enjoying it.
>>736535856
Lol, fluffy smoke alarm. More annoying than actual smoke alarms
>>736535852
Shit and synthetic meat, which I'd assume tastes like latex.
>>736535856
In today's lesson: Why fluffies aren't appliances
>>736528799
>suchi
>>736536635
Love this little motherfucker.
>>736536595
DUDE
Can you people just die?
>>736536995
can you just stop coming into these threads?
>>736536595
I don't smoke weed, but if it was like this, I would so spark up!
>>736537207
In the fluffy universe what percentage of people actually love their fluffies as opposed to those who want to hurt the fluffies.
>>736537313
It's probably about 40-60
>>736537383
>>736537313
I'd say that most people who own fluffies treat them as normal pets, most people who don't like fluffies try to avoid them, but fuck with em if they piss em off, and the real crazy shit we read is a minority
>>736534823
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>>736530648
>>736529563
>>736529470
Screencapped
>>736537507
Thanks dude. Put them on Fluffybooru, it's cool that two whole people or just one person likes my stuff.
>>736528156
soft, white, flavorless like processed chicken "tendies"
just flood it was tasty sauces
>>736537640
Gah, the fuck is wrong with its legs?!
>>736529470
haha, this may be the most ridiculous thing ever read.
>>736537781
Hope it fucking pops.
>>736537640
Like this one.
>>736537847
But this is just a build up, It might become good.
>>736534823
You might want to post it on the booru
Dumping comic
>>736538037
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>>736538160
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>>736538295
End
>>736538361
Part of me wants more but this was good
>>736538361
artist?
>>736533109
Haha, amazing.
>>736531892
>skinny pete
fucking gold
>>736529529
>with attitude
Oh shit, it's a smarty!
>>736536872
this gets me every time
>>736536995
>Can you people just die?
Why don't you just hide the thread? I hide at least 10 dick threads a day, several nigger/cuck threads, Andy Sixx threads, et cetera; one fluffy thread is nothing.
>>736539069
>
box of fluffs
>>736539215
Would any one save these fucks?