what the fuck are you supposed to do to get a gf in 2017????

>>736491960
because you're a gayfag, Anon.

>>736491960
>2017
>no gf
kek

>>736492003
no i only like biological females

>>736492625
it's ok Anon, we all know you're a gayfag. This is why you can't pick up the nondick females

>>736491960
talk to enough girls that it becomes comfortable to you. it'll eventually become an option rather than a possibility.

>>736491960

Is this actually OP or some guy posting a screenshot of some pathetic looking dude?

To answer your question OP, I have no idea why it's so hard to get a gf these days but the cunts want to act like we're the bad guys for wanting a woman in our lives.

idk about op, but i just want a gf with a nice feminine penis.

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>>736492782
>Is this actually OP

>>736492978

I see pics of him crying and shit all the time. Who the fuck gets these pics of some random chubby loser? Is he livestreaming or something or is it actually him?

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>>736492886
anon, take the gayfagness elsewhere we other Anons don't take kindly to your kind, desu.

>>736493011

Other than the desu faggotry, I agree.

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>>736493011
>Filename
>Army of Darkness

>>736491960
Taser always works

>>736493005
>Who the fuck gets these pics of some random chubby loser? Is he livestreaming or something or is it actually him?
it's me

somehow that stung more than anything in a while

>>736491960
Start by losing some weight and stop being a whiny little faggot.

Fuckin' cunt.

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>>736493107
kek

>>736493107

Don't worry bro, no real winners on /b/ other than maybe the extreme outlier who is only here on occasion. But posting pics of yourself crying isn't flattering, you understand?

Anyhow, I agree with your message. Ignore my rude description of you.

If you want a relationship in 2017, all you have to do is stop being a self centered ADHD faggot.

I've read so many comments by females about how guys are heartless distracted and indifferent idiots. Any guy worth having genuine interest in a girl for her actual self, not her body, should have an easy time developing a relationship. It's the reason ugly fat guys get hot girls too. All it takes is seeing a person rather than a body and opportunity.

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>>736493227
>believing him

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>>736493068

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>>736493244
>the reason ugly fat guys get hot girls too
>forcing yourself to believe this

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>>736493267

>>736493267

Okay so what's the real story then? Genuinely curious.

>>736491960
Go to a party and bring a friend who you think would be the best wingman. It's fucking easy as fuck. Unless u live in a small town.

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>>736493369
>mind blown
this is now a feels thread

>>736493369
>Cyprus Hill playing in my head

fuck me OP

Lower your standards. A friend of mine who is honestly the worst looking of the group have a gf.

Ok she's a small chubby girl who Fucking with him when he forget to order cheesy bread from domino's in front of everyone.

But eh, he live with her so he can fuck regularly, he don't have to cope with loneliness, she knew he's a no life so he can keep playing atm, she knew that he was almost a kissless virgin so she do all the cooking.

He's happy imo.

>>736493369

Haters will say it's fake

>>736493369
You look like someone who's gonna be on the mid day news getting picked up for trying to have sex with a 16 year old who's mom was trying to set up...

>>736493369
Shave
Haircut
Lose weight

>>736493244
So fucking false. Have confidence and treat girls like shit. It's how ANY guy can get a hot girl. The less valued by you she feels, the more she will be compelled to work to gain your affection. It's like a mental illness afflicting all hotties. Shouldn't work, but by God it does, 100% of the time.

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>>736491960
Lose weight, get a job, move out of parents basement, stop coming to 4chan, no fap for 2 months and really commit. If you follow that you will find a 6/10 that will let you put your ponis in her vaygina. If you don't you'll end up with a 2 or 3/10 If you are lucky

>>736493475
wew lad, how's the summer treating you?

>>736491960
I'm married and I pull tail online just by being honest about it. It's so easy why are you a meet cuck beta faggot?

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>>736491960

>>736493406
This is literally the best advice

>>736491960
>talking to random girls in the street
They probably think you're a creep and want you to stop following them home.

>>736493514
t. rick and morty fan

>>736493539
kek this.

Work on yourself before you decide to try to work with another human being.

Shave that terrible facial hair until you hit manhood, lose some weight by doing calisthenics and eating properly, get a job that can self-sustain you. The female part comes after that.

>>736493369
Looks have pretty much nothing to do with getting laid. You'll learn over time, lad.

>>736493369
>>736493227

Did you accept my apology yet?

>>736491960
You're fat, average looking and thoroughly unremarkable
You're probably trying to go for girls out of your league. Why would a good looking nice girl have any interest in you?

You have three options:
-Give up
-Go for girls on your league or down (fat, without self confidence and boring)
-better yourself so that the girls that you're interested in see you as a worthy partner

>>736493539
i don't even ever talk to girls in the street, and i've definitely done anything like the second half

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>>736493369
>>736493459
I should take my own advice
But I did find a friend with benefits on CL
She's a little mental, but safe and 8/10.
We fuck and talk in the country.
Get on CL or POF.

>>736493439
Shit, right in the feels. Wasn't expecting that tonight, goodbye Decker. Sleep tight, good boy.

>>736493661

Damn, lots of brave anons posting themselves tonight.

>>736493612
don't say that, it's bs. If the most hideous ugly monstrosity came up to you and had the best personality, you still wouldn't. It also depends on what kind of 'looks' we're talking.

Someone who can't take care of themselves is not attractive, end of story.

>>736491960
You're not going to earn a meaningful relationship by approaching randoms and going on dating sites. Go to a fucking party or bar my dude.

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>>736491960
>don't be ugly
>don't be beta
>don't be poor

Ain't that hard nigga.

There is a pussy for every cock.

>>736491960
Do you really want a girlfriend, or just sex?
If you've never had a girlfriend, that's actually kind of a tough question.

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>>736493661
Holy shit you kinda remind me of pic related.

>>736493716
yes and having friends who have friends improves your odds as well
be social

>>736493661
Do not get on CL... POF is alright tho. CL is filled with crazies or prositutes. This anon is the 1/100000 who found one that isn't either.

>>736491960
just get a lot of money then tell women that you have a lot of money, not so hard really

>>736493661
yeah at least you've got tons of salvageable genetics
>>736493620
oh you don't need to apologize, i'm not worth apologizing to
>>736493645
considering i'm the ugliest person in the world, it's impossible to lower my standards low enough

my only option is give up. i'll be done on earth for sure by march 31 2018

>>736491960
because most girls have seen you whining on the internet, thats why.
stop posting shit like this, whining is not attractive

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listen up you fuck, I'm in the same situation
we're waiting for someone to rescue us but no girl wants to act as the mom for some depressed lump of shit. It's tough but until you want to improve yourself, for your own sake, you will NEVER be in a healthy relationship. It's really exhausting knowing that nobody but you has a responsibility to fix you. Realize this and turn your life around soon or fucking perish. I'm starting by getting into a more fixed sleep/meal routine and getting some new grooming habits. I was avoiding mirrors, it's nice to have a reason to look into them now.

Or just complain on 4chan forever, it's only your single chance at existence to waste

>>736493707
I can find something hot about pretty much every girl I've met. I stay away from hookers and morbidly obese chicks and like junkies and shit. There's levels to this shit.

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>>736493716
>you're not just going to find some random girl
>go to these places and find some random girl

>>736493439
Ah fuck

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>>736493335
not fat but way out of his league

>>736493661
Don't get on cl.
Pof is alright though. Meetme too. But yeah. Go to parties, and concerts and shit. Those are good places too. Ask around for an after party. Host one yourself even. Just be careful who you invite. And do supply some.

you know how dogs can detect fear?
well girls can detect low self esteem.

man the fuck up

>>736493833
Well fuck, idk what to say. College? Shit. Gimme a break.

>>736493868

As fake-alpha as this is, this neanderthal has a point. When I was confident in high school, girls were all trying to get my attention and rides in my car, etc. Now that I have no confidence, I get no attention from women.

5/7 for getting me to post.

The fact you are asking 'why can't I get a girl friend?' Reveals a lot about you. You sound as though you think you deserve things. Have you done anything to deserve anything?

Before I blast some random on the internet, without actually giving him a chance to explain himself.

Please outline in dot point form what you bring to the table for a woman? What does she get, out of being with you?

Rules - minus 100 points for saying things along the lines of 'I'm a nice guy' or 'I am loyal'

Go

>>736493868
it's an impossible cycle
how do you get confidence? have successful interactions

how do you get successful interactions if you are ugly as fuck and offer nothing because you lack confidence?

get confidence?

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>>736493761
True, I was worried about meeting her myself.
I put an add on CL, and she replied TWO weeks later... But, fuckin' amazed when I met her for the first time, could not believe it.
My add was for a walking partner in the countryside, but we fucked on the third walk...

>>736493788
I have (as most people do) personal issues with the way I look. But losing weight and, shaving and getting a smarter haircut will also make you feel better.
Also to quote from the OP " why can't i have a gf?"
This is the worst part of your post OP.

To early and hot to move.

>>736493107
You're not really ugly, OP. Chubby, yeah. But you can do something about that.
Actually, I think you might look pretty decent. Just don't give up, it's not easy to find the right person.

>>736493788
OP, your genetics seem fine. You need to work at this though, it's not going to be handed to you. Get a fucking calendar and mark a spot 6 months from today and you can easily be there if you want, or not, it's up to you.

Diet - Stop eating shit and eat healthier, 10000's of websites for this shit. You want a gf? Self-discipline is a start

Exercise - Basic calisthenics with a diet and you should see results in a month. bodybuilding.com can help get you started.

Job - Don't have one? Get one. It will keep you active, on your toes, help you socialize, and put some $ in your pocket which will help for...

Living - Assuming you're 20-22, you need your own place. Your confidence will increase and you will have a place to bring a girl back, as well as the feeling of progress that your life isn't at a dead end. Find something affordable that isn't covered in bugs.

Learning to dress - Buy basic shit, plain tee's, jeans. Don't dress with brand names or anything graphic/autistic on the shirt like you'd wear when you were 15.

>beta turned alpha at age 18, marrying a 10/10 nolie

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>>736493244
Do you even live on this planet?

>>736494021
Do the first 3, then 4+5 after the 6 month period. In 9 months you should be there.

>>>736493645
>considering i'm the ugliest person in the world, it's impossible to lower my standards low enough
Oh, just fuck right off you whiny loser. This is why you don't deserve anything
Just hit the gym, get a job, read about grooming and style and start eating properly
>Boohooo it's too hard
Yes it's hard you faggot, you don't get anything without effort in life

>>736491960
Bro. Give me a call. I get mad pussy. I give advice for a fee. Give me a shout at
1(778) 846-8025

>>736494134
dat BC number, kek.

>>736493974
when spoken to, stop looking at the floor and mumbling.
when replying, eye contact. clear loud voice (but not yelling. i know some autists have poor volume control)

wash your ass.
wash your pits
shave your face or grow a full beard. very few can pull off hobo scruff.
expose your skin to daylight.

if you have nice clothes, wear them. if you have shit clothes, at least make sure they are clean.

hands out of pockets.
stand erect, nobody likes a hunchback.

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>>736494081
> This person has no idea how expensive housing is near London

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>>736493681
iktf... iktf.

>>736494210
so move away from London iditoto

>>736494134
Tried calling... wtf...

>>736494134
Thanks for the advice anon

>>736494210
Nope, but then he moves outside of London that's like an hour with transit and becomes a fucking adult.

>>736494210
Why you gotta live in fucking london though?

>>736494210
seriously? get a better paying job or move out to essex or something.
my brother works for fucking lidl and can manage a 1 bedroom rent in E10

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>>736491960
Become like this guy
Become the supreme gentleman

For those fags that actually need help, go down a couple of beers before meeting chicks in a social situation. My thing is coed softball so we just go out for drinks with other teams afterwards. Softball chicks can be hot as fffffuuuuuuccccckkkk. Just chill with them doing something active. It doesn't have to be a sport.

>>736494301
"Near" does not mean "in"

>>736494282
Free for a 2 min diagnosis

>>736491960
Don't pick them on the street like carrots on the market. Go to some place where you can pretend you have a common interest and just lie.

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>>736494376
>OP never goes out
>2 beers and he's wasted
>reaches maximum autism levels
>Um, why is this drunk slob talking to us and what is he even saying?
>THEY'RE PRONOUNCED MAY-MAY'S, MAY-MAYS I TELL YA

>>736492003
>>736492712
>gayfag
Underageb& detected

>>736494391
Stop making autistic excuses. You go somewhere you can afford, end of story. If it's 1 hour transit to London then that's where you go.

>>736491960
Girlfriends cost too much. Just give em one night dude.

>>736494467
this. internet humour is NEVER applicable in real life situations.

>>736494134
Kek

>>736494562
Unless you're OP, who's on the verge of becoming a living, breathing meme.

OP, ive got a 7/10 GF and your face looks way better than mine, if you lost ALOT of weight you will have to choose a GF, not to find one

trust me, its nothing more than that - loose weight - get a GF

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>>736494611
>and your face looks way better than mine
post face please.

OP here

i've read every post. i'm sorry for wasting your time. i gotta figure out killing myself. i can't live like this forever. it's the only way out.

shave, take a picture in a favorable light, make a tinder account. you'll be surprised how may swipes you get and it will give you a bit of a confidence boost.

>>736493788
Op, we all know you're going to make this thread all over again tomorrow.
>you aren't going to listen to our advice
>you aren't going to do anything except keep this attention whoring pity party going
Please, either take some of the advice in this thread. Or yeah, literally fucking kill yourself you piece of shit.
>the single most unattractive thing about you is your complete lack of any semblance of self-confidence
>"hurr durr I'm such a worthless waste of space"
>YOU are the reason you're a worthless sack of human trash, because you can't get over yourself

TL;DR
>either get your shit together and stop making these threads or actually fucking kill yourself and spare us the attention seeking bullshit

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>>736494645
maximum kek

>>736494546
> The south is expensive, AKA within an hour of London. Only hope is moving North with the Manchester fags

>>736494649
i had a tinder, got 0 matches despite swiping right on every single person.

>>736494678
Then he does that ffs. OP can't even call them manchester fags because he's a humanfailfag

>>736494688
thats because you look like a depressed hobo.
smarten up your appearance

>>736493369
Wow, I thought crying dude was a meme now, has it always been you? You post heaps.

>>736491960
Tinder or start going out. It's actually very easy to meet new girls, even if they are just friends.

>>736494688
Assfuck, read this. >>736494021

If you don't want to work for it than an hero. Welcome to real life.

Brandon 2: electric boogaloo

>>736494282
Thanks anon! Made me feel a lot better... you have a way with words, Jayden. Will follow up with further payments.

>>736494688

Don't worry OP. I had the same situation. When I did get matches it was some sophisticated scam bot that just wanted my credit card number.

Why is it so hard to connect to a female these days.

>>736494360
Underrated post.

>>736493814
Underrated.

If you really want a gf, you're an idiot. First fix your life and get yourself stabilized financially and have a healthy diet plus workout routine. Once you have all that then just make yourself open and available socially. After all that is done then you can try to get a girl to bang you. If you like a chick ask her out for some coffee, even if you don't like coffee. Then be real with her, and if she's real with you, then it's up to you of you want to just bang or try to go out again. Always bang first date.

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>>736491960
>>736494705
I bet 100% people in this thread are exactly same as OP.

>>736494987

More like depressing as fuck

>>736495035
you'd lose that bet. OP has almost reached meme status kek

>>736495024
Also, start liking coffee.

>>736494720
Me too, i heard the guy an hero'd. I guess not

>>736491960
Dont look like a pedo.

>>736495077
too ugly to be a meme

>>736494134
Legit.

>>736491960
Stop being a fat loser OP

>>736495035
a lot of us are, but we know who's fault it is and we don't cry about it on the internet

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>>736495035
That 100% includes you too you beta faggot eksdeee

>>736491960
Where do u live, op?

>>736495310
idaho

Get a haircut

>>736495269

It's not 100% our fault so stop pretending it is. The world has changed. You think everyone in the past was some alpha who deserved a woman? Life was easymode after the second world war and something has changed and made it very hard for the average person.

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>>736493244
Those are definetly well said words, but only fools still believe in Love in this time of theism and technological evolution

You sir are a true gentleman indeed

*tips his fidget spinning fedora*

>>736495351
what should i get it cut like

>>736495348
Boise?

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>>736495407

>>736495425
no but i've driven through boise like 5 times in the past few months

>>736495407
Doesn't matter cause you're fat as fuck. Keep it long to hide the fatness.

>>736495407
Get it cut the way u want it cut. Cut it yourself if u have to. Fuck it. U want a girl that wants u even if your fucking bald.

>>736495399
>fidget spinning fedora
how long before this is a thing? there's already a fidget spinner buttplug

>>736491960
Unsure why I am now so invested in this thread. Kek

OP please explain what it is that you have to offer a female?

I strongly feel, that by answering this question you will reveal to yourself the path forward.

Give me something, anything..do you have a job? A car? A house? Any qualifications? Can you build or fix things? If a man of dark skin broke into your home with your hypothetical wife in it, could you defeat him in a physical contest and protect her? Do you own a charizard card?

>>736495493
Gold. My sides right now.

>>736493369
Didn't I see you on a face rate thread last night? It's not hard to get a gf, but your standards could be too high. That, or the girls you meet are angsty teenage fucks. Every time I see a teenage girl who thinks she's top shit, they'll give me a bitch face.

>>736495497

Eww. You sound like the type of guy that puts a woman on a pedestal.

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>>736495497
>mfw I have 2 charizard cards and they're both first edition
>mfw I looked up the price of those babies 1 week ago

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>>736495545

>>736495465
>>736495477
>>736495481
thanks for the advice
>>736495497
>job
yes
>car
yes
>house
no
>qualifications
probably not
>build or fix things
sure
>african americans
my town is 0.1% black, no risk
>charizard
no

>>736494611
Choose a gf?

>>736495574
A fair comment given the information anon.

But not what I was trying to convey to OP

Agree the putting on pedestal of woman is bad call

>>736495659
Image cannot be unseen. Therefore saved. Ty anon, solid dude.

>>736495555
1. nice quads
2. yes you probably saw me there, idr but sounds like me
3. standards are not high
4. i know the face well.

>>736495685
Last time fuckface
see >>736494021

If don't want to work for it, you can't have it. an hero.

>>736495760
yeah i read that

i know. march 31 2018

>>736495685
Np, big dog. Bic that shit. Some chicks dig the mr clean look.

>>736495794
If you post another one of these threads, you've already lost. and no, 6 months cause you already have the job. So Dec 31.

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>>736495659
>adhd bondage games sexy times mature

Op i will be honest with you. It may sound harsh.

If that is you in the pic: stop looking like a sad potato. Girls these days are already entitled fairytale cunts. Your face looks like your soul is trying to crawl out of your mouth.

Also you probably make the same misstake most "nice" guys make. You press yourself in this urge to have a gf. Stop caring and let it flow. I have a date in an hour. I like this chick but well chances are this will be a first and last one. I could stress about it and it will show trust me. Most younger women are shallow but they sense that shit too. If you like a chick just talk and then ask her out. You got nothing to loose. If she blocks you off well then.. that's thtmat if she does not well one step closer.

But please like yourself first. I am bad at parties because i am sour but you really look like you hate every single second of life.

Love yourself first. Work out and i do not mean fitness perse.
I usee to be a fatty weighing 100kg with 36% fat. I started kickboxing 4 times a week for 3 years. Weigh 93kg now but only 17% fat mass. Do not have abs to show off or anything but i feel good and fit and that is what advice i can give. Look good in your own way and hide your sad feels anon. These optimist fags don't like rain om their parade.
Person prefference: get rid of that facial hair and keep your chin smooth. Beards mostly attract slutty mops.

>>736495751
Idk. Maybe it is a weight thing then? I know my bf would never live it down if he got fat. You had a pretty average face to me. A 6.5/10 in that thread. Otherwise, idk. Girls are mean as hell. I get awkward around new people. It sounds weird but maybe you should ask 'em Xd

>>736495907
No. March 31 is my 10,000th day and it's the day I kill myself. If I don't do it on my birthday, Christmas, or New Years.

>>736495035
No

>>736495927
>Beards mostly attract slutty mops
[citation needed]

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>>736495968
So you've decided to be an hero, which means you've wasted our time from the start.

Fuck you OP, the dirt and bugs deserve better than your fat ass.

>>736495936
you gave me 6.5?

okay i didn't post in that thread.
>>736495927
i appreciate the effort in your response.

>>736495721

Ah. You're good to go then.

>>736495936
He just needs to pee in her butt. Problem solved. :d....O

>>736495465
Op do the opposite and you'll get a punk bitch

>>736495968
Finally, please hurry up you autistic cunt

>2017
>Wanting a relationship
>Not investing in friends and having shit you want
>Not going places, fucking foreign chicks everywhere, and being non-committal about shit
>Not investing in a great career and havin yourself set up for the "what ifs..." or "retirement".
Trust me, it's not worth it.

>>736493788

What's so special about march 31 2018

>>736496100
i'm sorry.

>>736496813
10,000th day of being alive

>>736496535
Most people are not committed and a bad relationship is worse than being single, but a good one is better than anything you've listed. Some people do have them, myself included. A good, lifelong, committed relationship is the epitome of happiness.

>>736496874

But why is that the day you kill yourself?

>>736496915
Which is basically why people go out and try to find those kinds of relationships.

>>736496973
because even in death this pussy wants attention.

>hurr durr 10000 day is symbolic
>hurr durr bury me with my Tool albums

>>736496973
even number

honestly idk. i don't want to see 2018, so new years eve is an option. seems doubtful i'll make it through another christmas alone, so maybe christmas eve/christmas? but that seems selfish. also i don't want to say i made it 27 fucking years without even so much as hugging a girl, so the day before my birthday is a real option.

then i just have random mood swings and panic attacks, after i gather the resources to die maybe during one of those on some random day before that.

>>736497102

27? Motherfucker I'm in my 30s and still living out my shit life. Maybe this is a sentence for past misdeads and you're going to end it early? That just means you have to live out a longer sentence in the next life.

>>736493244
you have never done anything with a girl have you?

OP is cute

>>736497217
>implying there's anything after this

>>736497294

No one knows if there is or isn't.

Seriosuly, if you cant get a gf in this day and age, you're probably just a pathetic loser. Chicks are falling all over each other to find a decent guy who will both, treat them like whores and cuddle them and make them feel super special. Instead they get thirsty idiots who have no tact and zero charisma.
Here are some tips...
- Make them laugh
-Tell them they are special
-don't push an oversexualized agenda
-be the best version of yourself

All of this shit works, but if your best version of yourself is still a pathetic vigin loser, youre pretty much fucked.

Also OP, shave that shit off your face, its not a beard. you look dirty. When youre able to grow a majestic beard, grow one then.

>>736491960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yhim4KRa8I

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Try bring attractive. Also stop being unattractive.

>>736493514
I like the way you think

>>736497388

Out of touch faggot detected

I have a gf. She thinks I'm hot. She likes me a lot.

>>736497471
it really is as easy as this

>>736497503
? I think this is pretty legit. Make her laugh.

>>736497586

Yes that is legit but it's not easy by any means. Women are dumb. Much like old people they're out of touch and still think someone in their 20s or 30s should have their own house, car and career when that's just not possible for the majority of men these days. You need a two-income household. Many people are still living at home. Ignore the fact that they don't bring anything to the relationship other than the smelly hole between their legs. They expect all the things that fairytales told them they're due.

>>736497689
I have a wife but no car, no house, no carreer. I'm 21. Wat think?

>>736497884

I think you're another victim of corporations hording trillions of dollars offshore and not offering a living wage. Just like a lot of us in the first world.

>>736497503
Out of touch? I haven't gone more than a month without some chick falling in love with me.

Maybe youre just not funny or charming.
I'm stable with a career, own my own home, and don't look like a bag of dicks.

>>736497689
You hate women because they ignore you... you bring nothing to the table but a shitty attitude.

>>736497954
Yeah. Feel sorry for op, op even has a job.

>>736498024

Funnier than you, guaranteed. You're lucky enough to have a career and a home. That right there proves you're some out of touch simpleton who thinks if you've got yours so fuck everyone else. Rigid brained conservatard detected.

>>736497954
Are none of you guys even earning 6 figures yet?
Why is this so hard? There are so mnay unmotivated faggots out there that clibing the corporate ladder is easy as fuck and requires juts working a little harder than the masses of idiots that fill the job market these days.

tldr stop being a beta faggot and man the fuck up

>>736491960
Its fucking easy just get the grinder app.. i just installed it and i have had 12 matches already!!!!

>>736498206

Seriously dude, you're out of touch and stupid. Pray you never face any real adversity and face what the rest of us are facing. You think you're special and tough? I hope you get a taste of actual adversity someday you faggot.

>>736498144
You're so jealous and angry, if you put some of that effort into bettering yourself, maybe you wouldn't be so self loathing and actually have a chance at living a real life.
Having a career and home isn't luck, its hard work, and dedication. The fact that you think it takes luck, shows how out of touch with the real world you really are.

>>736498319

>Thinking there is no luck involved in life

Holy fuck dude...You sound like a typical republitard

>>736498299
>actual adversity
Like your mom running out of hot pockets, loser?
Grow the fuck up and stop being a whiney crybaby. Life is hard, I'm unlucky, wahhhhh.

No wonder you hate yourself, and by proxy, lash out at everyone you feel has what you deserve.

Its 2017, start making moves, or stay pathetic.

>>736498374
>thinking luck is all there is in life

Then you can blame luck for all your woes instead of taking responsibility for being a permaloser. Try pointing that finger at yourself asshole. Make changes, and the see if maybe you can find a crumb of happiness in your desolate, depressing life.

>>736494210
>smiling as he plows through them

>>736498024
How do you own your own home? Did you take a mortgage?

>>736498547
whoah dude you sound really sad and bitter. If seeing other people living their dreams make you that much of a cunt you'd better kys now

>>736498744
I saved up, made a down payment and took a mortgage. Then I made extra payments on the house to pay off the principal and lessen the interest. I cut my mortgage in half, and now owe less than $40k on a $350k home, which isn't extravagant in my part of the world.
I did a lot of the repairs and upgrades myself too. A few beers and pizzas for friends is way cheaper than hiring a crew to do the work.

>>736498954
Nice. Why is housing so expensive anyway?

>>736498859
How am I sad and bitter? Because some asshat thinks that because I have a job and home, everything in my life was just handed to me on a silver platter?
I'm trying to motivate this fuckwad past his own self imposed barriers, and to make himself better.
I forgot I was on 4chan, and how angry people get at the successes of others.

>>736499036
It depends on the housing market. I live right outside of NYC. Its stupid expensive here. I could move to North Carolina and get so much more for my money, but I love it here.

>>736499122

>Pull yourselves by your bootstraps bucko

You sound like an old baby boomer FAGGOT. How much more out of touch can you be you retard? You think your success is due strictly due to your "hard work"? As if no one else is trying to work hard and make it in life? You fucking simpleton... You probably believe in the Just World fallacy and Divine Right too.

>>736491960
Step 1: befriend people and develop your own individuality
Step 2: keep befriending people until you have a good mix of male and female friends
Step 3: eventually you won't be a loser and some girl will be attracted to you

Bam. Easy.

>>736493107
Maybe you should stop posting on here for pity and actually take steps to improve yourself before you expect someone else to spend their life with you. Existing isn't the only requirement for people finding you tolerable

>>736495035
Some of us are here to feel better that we were once like OP but not anymore and here just to reminisce and give advice when we could

>>736491960
Females don't like insecure, unconfident, sad sacks who whinge and whine.
You will remain alone unless you change your ways

>>736493369
Glad to see you haven't killed yourself yet OP
Will today be the day you stop being a worthless stain on the face of humanity? I won't hold my breath. Realize the only one keeping you from being happy is yourself. Until you seek therapy or make lifestyle changes you will continue to be unhappy and alone.

OP if you have health insurance tell your doctor about your depression and suicidal thoughts and mention fluoxetine 20mg as a possible solution. Most primary care givers can prescribe it and it has improved my quality of life drastically. Only downside is you cant drink or do lsd while you're on it.
Seriously OP. Nothing else helped me improve. Some times your brain is working against you and you wont get better without CBT and an SSRI

>>736499189
Haha

>>736499189
I just live in a small town in Estonia

>>736499408
True. In fact, everyone hates insecure people.

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Guys you clearly aren't seeing that op needs to accept his roles and become a sissy sucking big black cock

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>>736499270
The fact that you cant see past your own bullshit just shows me youre not ready to grow up and be an adult. Work hard doesn't mean you slang the most fries in the fastest time. It means you dedicate yourself to improvement of your situation. Go back to school, find a better job, make sacrifices.

..or you know, make excuses and don't change. Its up to you. You can attack all you want, probably from your parents home, while I sit in my office and get paid to tell you how stupid you are. It wont make your life better. Just you being here it a tribute to how you'd rather complain than make a change.

>>736499905
You are exactly right. Too bad it'll go in one ear and out the other with OP

>>736499905
Nice Dell monitor. Got the same brand

>>736495493
>fidget spinner buttplug

>>736499905
You do know you're on 4chan and everyone here is a retard, right? Stop applying logic where there is none to be had

If you gotta get your dick wet

Find some pals (you know, the pals that actually go out to youthful attractions in the evening AKA downtown)

Bring Money.

Also make sure you feel really AMPED!

And then just loosen up and hang out

Somebody will come around

Funny all the people in here giving out such lovely advice, basically got shit handed to them. You got everything made already right here. All you have to do is have the connections. Frankly, it can be impossible to be in certain connections without some long string of generations behind that made made that happen. There are a lot of places you just aren't allowed anon. Sometimes the only way is to suck it up and save your bullshit dollars until you can invest it in your own business.

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>>736493369
I though this guy killed himself already?
Disappointed to see his weak pathetic genes are still around

>pic related, your favorite drink OP

>>736501521
Kid

>>736501521
You're a children Fuck off from b.

>>736491960
Why the fuck do you want a girlfriend? Women are annoying.

>>736501420
>implying implications
You dont know shit about fuck, kid. I crawled my way out of poverty and depression doing exactly what i advised op to do. My family is dirt poor and has a long history of mental illness. Its not about privilege. Its about not making the same excuses every day for why you cant get better

>>736501521
I'm a spiritual Satanist. Your soul is mine. You'll be depressed forever and never have happiness in life because you interacted with me.

>>736501804
That's the next big question

Once your dick is wet what exactly happens afterwards? Do you succumb to your old ways and hide in your cave? Or do you become somebody's bitch (because you obviously know nothing about relationships)?

Not going to lie, you need to hurry up anaon and get some experience in. You need AT LEAST a GF you can say wanted to hang out with you for AT LEAST 6 months before we can say you some mild experience. A couple years is more like it. ONLY THEN can you really be happily single (or lying happily together).

>>736491960
heres some advice OP.
lose weight, alot of weight, work out, and lose weight, you wont even have to try, wemon will come up to you all the time and want dick. jut lose a shitload of weight and get buff, thats really one of the most simplest and easiest routes to women.

>>736502146
I look like a fucking god and intimidate every single woman out there

I'd literally have to be wearing a flu mask to get attention

No, girls are not going to walk up you because you look good. They'll feel too intimidated.

>>736502248
That's not to say if you walk up to them (at the beach) they won't talk to you. They'd be humbled and you'll get pussy.

>>736502248
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I'll take "Faggots who make things up" for $1000 Trebek.

See, I hate your fucking attitude. Instead of actually trying to change shit, you complain about it to /b/ of all people. It's not easy to hit the gym and make yourself presentable, and it takes effort and time. It is simple though. You gotta decide if you are ever going to do it, or die a lonely death. You aren't ugly, just chubby.

sort yourself out first faggot, learn to put on a fake FUCKING SMILE

>>736493514
Work is hard. OP already has a carreer.

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ITT: People keep giving OP advice even though he's already decided suicide on his 10000th day alive and is too weak minded and pathetic to use our advice if he chose that path anyway.

And then he'll post this thread again. And again. And again.

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>>736493369
OP get a hobby or a job with people that talk to eachother regularly. There are three rules for interpersonal attraction in psychology.
>1. Physical attractiveness
>2. Proximity
>3. Similarly
So even if you don't fit into number 1 you can still check off two boxes. Proximity: simply when you're around someone long enough they get more attractive to you. And similarly: make a connection like "oh I like to take photographs too" (literally the easiest hobby to get into and almost only girls do it) and boom you have talking points to move from
>hope this helped OP
>$200,000 psychology degree can hopefully go to use for once

>>736493369
You're cute

>>736493833
Implying girls just magically appear if you don't actually go out to find them in settings where they want to actually talk to people, and not while they are late running to work getting a coffee at starbucks

>>736495927
Hey can you do me a favour and not waste time on people like this, all they want to do is cry and not change anything, I try to change things I do not even care getting a gf as my mental health is what I am focusing on.

>>736502701
>1.he fails
>2.he fails
>3.he fails
>hope this helped OP

>>736497307
Wow so insightful, thank you for this information!

>>736493974
Lower your standards to the point where you're not inconfident with that girl

>>736491960
>talking to girls on the street doesn't work.

true. they'd shout "creep! rapist!"

> dating apps don't work.

true. they're only meant to make whores -mostly wrecked and fat- attract clients.

> what the fuck? how do people even get gfs?

the so-called sexual liberation had two great collateral effects:

1) make the mating ritual insanely overcomplex and absurdly hypermarketed.
that is, you have to be a rich chad, or to invest a ridicolously high number of hours and money to approach girls, socialize, and try to ask for a date.

2) transforming the vast majority of women to used goods - that is, wrecked vagogos who will decide to settle when their clock is going to release its last ticks

> why can't i have a gf?

if you didn't invest your money and time into socializing with a large number of girls (because 99% of them won't be interested in you), well, you cannot have a gf.

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>>736503283
Holy fucking fedora, lost hard at this cringe.

>>736491960
Im actually trying to find out how to get rid of mine lol

>>736491960
If you are 26 and live in the states you lost your chance long time ago (I'm assuming you are a KHV because you totally look like one). Accept it and get over it, or go to a psychriatist to help you with that

>>736491960
What's your experience with dating apps?

>>736496535
>going places,
alone?

> fucking foreign chicks everywhere
this only happens in porn vids, faget

>>736503476
U don't love ur gf?


Maybe give to op

>>736497388
>Chicks are falling all over each other to find a decent guy

sounds like you read too many manga comics

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>>736499036

oy vey, top zozzle

>>736499999
>>736500000
>>736501804
this.

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>>736491960

>>736503750
Jesus loves cocks

Jesus sucks my dick

Have some real goals, besides getting a gf. What are you doing with your life? It doesn't have to change the world, but girls aren't going to be interested in someone who just exists. Learn the difference between a "nice guy" and a "good guy". There are a lot of people here telling you to lose weight, which is great advice if you wanna fuck, but for women to have long term interest you have to give them the idea that you're worth being around in the long run. Goals!

>>736493369
im not an good looking guy, im little akward sometimes but i have a girlfriend of 4 years .why ? own a nice dingus

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>>736491960
the answer to your problem is pic related

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>>736503956

>>736491960
Go to a church

Easier to act confident there

Get a chick from the church

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>>736503540
swiped every fucking female and yet got zero results.

dating apps are for faggots searching for a cheap whore, and then realizing she is fat and not cheap

>>736503661
Uhh yes alone faggot. People do stuff alone every day, he's a grown man he dosent need a babysitter to come with him

>>736504042
>is a depressed fat slob
>is surprised that the only women he has a chance with are also depressed fat slobs

Do you not see the options in front of you, OP? Settle down or level up

lose weight, shave, learn to dress nicely.
Also work on not being socially awkward/disabled, this is the problem for most guys, looks only gets you so far.

Practice small social interactions, learn how to make the person you're talking to feel comfortable, try to hide your cringe/autísmo

>>736504001
Is that CG? Did u make it

Dating apps are garbage.

Best bet is to go out somewhere and meet people.

Take a shower, get a haircut, shave.

Also eat better and exercise some.

Number 1 thing women are attracted to is confidence. Don't let these fucking neets tell you otherwise.

>>736504387
True

>>736493974
Fake confidence till it's real fuckler, don't mistake confidence for arrogance, and take care of your appearance fag

>>736499905
>using (((Internet Explorer)))

>>736506152
Thanks for bumping anon

>.>

>>736506152
It's Edge faggot

>>736506700
No It's not you fag explorer is still a thing

>>736504387
This. Shave! Shave! Shave! Girls want a clean cut guy to date or hook up with. Don't get a beard until you're already dating them! I can not stress this enough!

>>736494688

That's because when you swipe right on everyone Tinder thinks you're a spam profile and your profile isn't shown as often to girls. If your profile isn't being shown to many girls, then you're not going to get any matches.

>>736493150
this

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Lose some weight first, you look fucking disgusting when you take your shirt off. No woman wants the company of a fat piece of artery clogged, sodium filled trash

>>736495035

haha not at all! I'm a dude who lost 6 years of his life in a relationship, and doesn't want to ever do that shit again!

I still fuck them from time to time, but so long as I get laid a couple of times a year I'm satisfied and don't want anything more.

Why would you want a gf, OP? They're annoying as fuck and expect all your time to be spent with them, then get all pissy when you want to do something else.

>>736508125
>when you date nothing but needy trash
kek

>>736495351

hahaha or grow it long!

I got hair way down past my shoulders. Go to a rock bar and you're always guaranteed to get some bitch approach you like 'omg I love your hair!'

Honestly, it's like playing on easy mode.