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ITT: We poorly describe videogames and other anons try to figure

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: We poorly describe videogames and other anons try to figure them out. I'll give a few to start.

Zombies in a mall.

You are shot into the sky to kidnap a girl from a bunch of sky racists.

Grappling hooks and explosions.

You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again.

Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.

You and your imaginary friend try to stop WWIII by shooting the Russians in Vietnam.
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"You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again."
Dark souls ?


"Zombies in a mall."
Dead rising ?

"Grappling hooks and explosions."
Just cause 3 ?
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>>736488510
Yes, yes, and yes.
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>>736487470
Bioshock infinite and black ops 1
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>>736488826
Nice.>>736488826
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All of the cyborgs are getting discriminated against, and you're trying to save the world. You never asked for this.

The energy drinks keep turning people into mutants.

Every time you scream or kill a chicken, all hell breaks loose.

It's really hard to focus on skating with all of these glitches.

It's planetary civil war, and you're losing because the other guys look like really pale Nazis.
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Alright my turn so :

Oof

You are a dude with a great power but you never use it well, you prrefer helping random dudes than accomplishing your quest

You are a monster and you chase down 4 people, and these people are your friends

When you put sunglasses on, you are dangerous

You went underground and then after 200 years you came back and now your life is shit
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Smack your dreams, but you actually got trapped by an evil team attempting to turn you into their leader, so your buddy has to bail you out.
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Being a cowboy sucks when your family gets kidnapped and you have to kill all of your old friends.

Your private military company gets destroyed, and you go into a coma. You wake up, gather your friends, and try to stop a virus from killing everyone who doesn't speak English.

You and a hunchback work to build a better car than the one of yours that got destroyed by a local warlord.
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>>736489007
Dues ex, skate, Skyrim,

>>736489092
Sounds like Skyrim, but tbh it could be any rpg, and I detect a fallout 4
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>>736489092
Last one's definitely Fallout 4. Don't know about the others.
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>>736489236
Good.
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>>736489007
Is the energy drinks Bioshock?
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>>736489236
Yeah it's skyrim and yes it's fallout
>>736489244
Yes
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>>736489092
'When you put sunglasses on, you are dangerous'
Payday 2 here
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>>736489192
first one is red dead redemption
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Two alien factions are trying to kill you. One's really advanced, and the other just wants to eat you so that they can evolve.

The princess got kidnapped, save her with the triangle of triangles.

You hijacked a plane and crashed it into an underwater city full of drug addicts. Go kill Atlas.

You're on a delivery route when your box explodes and kills everyone in the city but you. Now you can shoot lightning and you need to kill future you.
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>>736489566
Yep.
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>>736489757
Starcraft and Zelda
No idea for the others
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You are hired by d33pw3b h4ck3r to make jobs (and earning money) to
:help choose a mayor of the town
:help crazy ukrainian man
:help doctor
:finding weird boxes for a disabled man(round, cubes, etc.)
:do classic things
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Decide if killing your sister for a kick-ass sword is worth it

Become a champion at the local Colosseum, be slave labor for 10 years, and kill the man who shot your sister

Playing in the basement, you are forced to cry on satan

Your classmates are killing each other. Find out whodunnit. Hard mode: on an island.
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>>736489302
Nah, it's "Sunset Overdrive." Other one was Killzone.
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>>736489820
Fable

Fable 2?

The Binding of Isaac

???
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>>736489793
Bioshock, and Infamous.
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>>736489908
Correct. U earned a cookie
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ur a marine who fights for MURICA also ur squad consist of u, dindu nuffin man, white cool man also chinese girl
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>>736489950
well i was close
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its 1942 but its 200 years later and it is war again
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>>736487470
Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.
Fallout 3
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>>736490006
Battlefield 4. Multiplayer was great, but the story sucked balls.
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>>736490098
Uhh...Wolfenstein?
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>>736490221
no
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You are the hand of evil.
One of your friends is into bdsm
You have a heart of glass

Why are libraries always so small?
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>>736490191
BICH U GUESSED IT
WOOP
im still playing the multiplayer actually
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Dont kill people or you are gonna have a bad time.
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>>736490298
HAHAHAHHA
ITS undertohl
GET IT?HAHAHAHAHHA I GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT IT
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You wake up naked on an asteroid, so you find a clarivoyant and a thief, and try and learn magic powers, because it turns out you used to be the right hand man of the evil master, who suddenly disappeared.
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>>736490298
Underground skeleton fucking simulator
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You are a General and you are saving DOG from nazis
Also your company has 80% loss
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>>736489092
second to last is resident evil right
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>>736490382
>>736490343

yes
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>>736489192
last one is twisted metal?
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>>736490732
Mad Max.
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>>736490278
This is all one game btw
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>>736489757
third: bioshock
Last: infamous
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>>736490904
Yep.
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>>736489806
watch dogs
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>>736490098
fallout 4
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>>736490278
catherine?
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>>736490356
wat
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Brother lies to you. In space. Monsters. You're weak.

Watch everybody die then be the last one left alive. To only watch yourself get stabbed.

We are EA and we want money

Watch yourself get brutally killed over 100 times in 10 minutes and get aroused.
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>>736490779
i tried (both are crazy car games)
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Furry with a robot and big guns
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>>736491122
assassins creed?
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>>736491182
No
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>>736491143
Ratchet and Clank.
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>>736491143
uhhhhh... doom? (horrible guess but yeah)
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>>736491072
No, way older
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>>736491241
i cant think of a game that implements all these aspects i do apologize
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>>736491094
Starwars: knights of the old republic 2
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>>736491238
Fuck you yes you got it
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At the end you get raped https://youtu.be/ZXqKWL6Sgzo
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>>736491122
> We are EA and we want money.

Literally any EA game ever.

> Battlefield, FIFA, Battlefront...
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Little devil boy has a fetish for girls that are taller than him.
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You are the chosen one and you set out on a trip to defeat the devil himself, after him having destroyed completely a village, during your execution.
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>>736491379
You got it haha. I was mainly looking for madden and FIFA br you still got it
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>>736491315
Tip about developer:
Have to go. My car is getting toad
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>>736491327
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ok
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>>736491422
Skyrim
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>>736491371
farcry 3
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>>736491338
I feel retarted
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>>736489192
middle is metal gear solid?
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You go to India to spread your mom's ashes, and accidentally wind up in a civil war. Don't get blood on Pagan's shoes.
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>>736491451
i Have no idea im sorry and i feel dumb
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>>736491534
YES. Didn't think anyone would get it.
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>>736491611
Farcry 4
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Some bitch died, so can I climb and kill you? Oh shit oops Satan possessed me.
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>>736491519
Don't worry lmao cool bro
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>>736491673
F3ar?
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>>736490937
no
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>>736491694
but what is it
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>>736490992
no
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>>736491534
>>736489192
Mgsv < mgs3
Trained military recruit, entire assassin genetic mutants go rouge, you have to kill them, then kill your mother figure/mentor (mgs3)
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>>736489806
OHHH outlast
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>>736491641
Tip:
Some games shouldn't be made into mobile games
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>>736491730
Ratchet and clank series, pretty fun games
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Alright, here is one

Wtf how did that thing just oneshot me fucking russian bias and sekrit dokumints)))
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>>736491778
NO
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>>736491714
Far off
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>>736491669
That one was too easy
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>>736491795
OHHHHHHHHH kingdom hearts FUCK i feel like the dumbest piece of shit
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>>736491795
terraria? pokemon?
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>>736491837
yeah a bit
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>>736491803
welp time to kms
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>>736491795
Any game that was designed with a traditional controller.
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>break into guy's house
>steal his son's car
>become friends with the guy
>become super rich
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>>736491122
>Watch everybody die then be the last one left alive. To only watch yourself get stabbed.
Halo: Reach

>We are EA and we want money
The Sims 4
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>>736491896
you are not wrong
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>>736489820
Last one is Danganrompa
Hard mode is 2.
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>>736491941
>iOS and Android emulators
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Hi we are ########## industries and we fucked up one of the most awesome gaming franchises ever
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>>736491840
Nope
>>736491848
Nope
>>736491896
Nope, mouse and keyboard

Tips: Want to play? Download Dosbox
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>>736491673
Shadow of The Colussus.
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>>736491996
sonic
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you shoot with your boner
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>>736491920
Halo reach is a yes. Wow. Didn't think people would get that one.
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>>736492038
ohh yes i see now
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>>736491122
First is Prey. Last is... Catherine?
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>>736490356
Kotor2?
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>>736492069
No
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>>736491912
GTAV
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>>736492078
I played the shit out of Reach dude
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>>736491409
DmC?
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>>736492035
Mate ive tried i dont know that many dos games
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>>736492121
Yes with Prey. Good job. Last one is a no. HINT: I hate lining up my eyes now.
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>>736492139
mate dont know
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>>736492144
Same here man. Loved every bit.
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>>736489007
Energy drinks oddworld?
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>>736492207
HINT: aliens, and space
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>>736487470
Since only casuals are in this thread,

Dark souls. Pussies all around not knowing what the game was and are too scared to try it
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you run mainly to the right
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>>736492275
colonial marines?
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Shoot yourself in the head.
Die.
No just kidding i'm alive now.
Well, time to pick up my daughter.
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>>736492331
mario?
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>>736492141
Ding ding ding
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>>736492334
No, close though. Think of an awesome game series back in the early 2000's. The company then sold this game out and now it sucks.
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Escape prison.
Kill everything else you run into.
Soar the skies of a destroyed world.
Gather power.
Head-butt everything.
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>>736492344
Bio...shock?
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All of you are disposable, don't get attached.
Damn, this group is putting in work...
Shit, I'm starting to like this setup...
RNG will inevitably fuck you in the ass and kill at least one of them.
Back to step 1.
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A random girl from your village is sacrificed to the gods. You kill giant murder monsters with a small sword to save her. In the end you're a cursed demon baby and your horse comes back limping. Woman is alive now.
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>>736492464
Yep
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>>736492481
Darkest Dungeon Memes
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>>736492489
Colsos Shade
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>>736492402
man i tried i have no idea
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>>736492481
Nuzlocke Pokémon?
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>>736492494
yes!
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>>736492481
Sounds a lot like the division
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>>736492519
That was quick. Good job.


I am a ninja.
Hop around on walls and shit.
Wait... The fuck is this combat doing in this game?
Ok, I guess...
Last level: Don't get hit.
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>>736492534
Halo. Good try guessing though.
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>>736492566
yeah no that you say that it does
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>>736492601
Ninja Gaiden
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>>736492634
Nope. But I can see it.
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>>736492602
what they sold the right to fucking halo HuH
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Fighter jet
Cyber slut
Many zones.
Many fish.
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>>736492675
Sorry, poor choice of words, pretty tired.
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>>736492601
Senran kagura
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>>736492739
what is starfox for two hundred
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Orphan.
Control the wind.
Transform.
Visit ruins.
End on the moon.
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>>736492739
Wanna say mass effect because of slut
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>>736492763
A little older than Starfox, but interesting guess.
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>>736492748
no it is fine i just never knew that the sold the right to a franchise like halo
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>>736492761
Also nope.

If it's a hint, I hadn't heard anything about the game, and from what I played before combat kicked in. It didn't feel like the combat belonged in the rest of the game.
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>>736492808
Negative, Commander.
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>>736492784
COD Zombies
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>>736492839
is it a dreamcast game?
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>>736492889
Not even close.

SNES title.
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Father is kidnapped. Take pictures of things for money. Government conspiracy on the moon. Talking animal people.
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>>736492925
Nah. PC.
It is on Steam.
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>>736492833
you gotta be more specific when you say older. when i think starfox i think of starfox 64
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>>736492964
Just going to throw out a random ninja game name..

Mark of the Ninja?
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Ghost detective simulator.
>>
>Guy
>Beats up dude
>wtf why is he dead
>big shit storm

meanwhile...

>other guy
>"kill this bitch"
>ok
>can't do it. fall in love
>girl is kidnapped
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>>736492996
NES title.
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>>736492999
Nope.
Have played that. The combat made sense.
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>>736492939
fuck if i know i saw orphan and end of moon
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>>736492945
Beyond Good and Evil.
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>>736493034
yeah no idk
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>>736493108
Yup. Pretty easy since it's getting a sequel soon.
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Pepes fighting each other.
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No family left.
Kicked out of village.
Spam magic over and over.
Kill your pet.
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>>736493144
battletoads?
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>>736492739
Life Force?
>>
Magic Dog that changes its power based on what fish you feed it.
>>
>>736492075
Doom
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>>736493266
no
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What the fuck is this Punk fucking haircut doing on tank treads?
Why the fuck do they need so many pizzas?
Why was this the tightest fucking shit back in Computer Lab?
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>>736493259
Okami
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>>736493239
Nope!

Gotta run, so going to answer all of mine.

>>736492455
Demon's Crest.

>>736492739
Guardian Legend.

>>736492784
Illusion of Gaia

>>736493167
Secret of Mana
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Start game, turn right.
>You want me?
>FUCKING TAKE ME!
ded
At the end, the same happens, but you now cry because of that. Well, I did.
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Spend most of the game fishing for rare fish. Have a magic dog who changes its power and ability depending on which fish you feed it
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>>736493332
never would have guessed other than secret of mana and illusions of gaia GOOD NIGHT
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>>736493259
>>736493399
Said it failed to post so made a better description. Oops. Also, check'em
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>>736493142
At this point its like half life 3.
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>>736493399
Okami
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Main character is a guy who can punch pretty hard except you never actually do that. Instead you hope some robot guy screams "you're way out in front!"
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>>736493499
It was shown at E3...
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>>736493392
Brothers in arms, road to hill 30. that was legett.
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>>736493500
No
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>>736493557
:o WOOOOO
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>>736493537
why do you exist
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Traumatized catholic boy watches the earth get fucked by the sun

mailman shot during delivery shrugs it off drinks rootbeer

Little tiny girl tries not to starve on big huge boat thing

Slavs run around subway shooting at mutants
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>>736493597
its a bot, seen it post this everywhere.
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>>736493588
fucking buckets
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>>736493593
You didn't see it? It's gonna be changed hard-core from what I can tell by the trailer
>>
>>736493613
last one is metro 3308
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>>736493613
last one is uhh, forgot the name, its where the cheeki breeki thing comes from.
>>
U are an amateur photographer and some emo girl happens to get shot in the bathroom before your eyes
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>>736493633
i know its just question of why tho
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>>736493613
Last is metro
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>>736493634
Actually posted this to find the name...id recognize it by the picture. Kind of wanna play it again for nostalgia
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>>736493677
different game i think
>>
>>736493685
Life is strange
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>>736487470
cancer
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>>736489757
last one just sounds like an average day being Mike Pence,
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>>736493738
league of legends
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>>736493685
life is strange
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>>736493142
Seriously?! I've heard nothing about this!
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>>736493759
nah its infamous
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>>736493790
YouTube it
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get off bus
guns
guns
more guns
get key
guns
guns
The end
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>>736493773
>>736493725
Yup
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>>736493644
Nope, off to see it now. There used to be a trailer for the sequel.
>>
>>736493831
Tranzit? (COD black ops 2)
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>>736493178
Bitch you guessed it.
>>
>>736493888
no, not even close kiddo, and the last good COD game was COD 7.
>>
U are a profesional underwater football player. Your dad kinda fucks you over and makes u travel into the future to kill him
>>
>>736493932
Resident evil 4? Best guess I got
>>
HURR BDRR SHOOTY SHOOTY
HURR BDRR SHOOTY SHOOTY 2: Minorities Edition

Run around an island with two useless skanks, a stoner and your new brother, find radio signals, get fucked in the ass by ghosts.
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>Ur a furry in space killing niggers

this should be easy.
>>
>>736493900
Whoo.Thankgod
>>
>>736487470
Man with extreme dental issues hunts down amnesiac former co-worker and steals his tsundere gf.
>>
Get out of jail
Immediately go back to life of illegal parkour
Why are some objects red?
Ooops, looks like the sister you left for dead got adopted by the villain
worst ending ever.
>>
>>736493999
Nice trips.
Farcry 3
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>>736492601
No one guessed this. It was Ronin.
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Retard Asian girl with special gun vs evil ai
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>>736494071
Mirror's Edge 2
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>>736493831
Borderlands?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZKESnSABHg
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>>736494088
Portal
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>>736494145
Yep
>>
>>736494138

got it kiddo, thought it would be easier to figure out since Borderlands is about getting guns and getting the vault key.
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>>736494191
You know she isn't asian right
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>>736493399
No one guessed... It's the fate series
>>
>>736487470
You suck at this m8 that one of fallout 3 and everybody including my guessed all the rest in 2 seconds


>be brain
>get shot
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>>736493565
Whole game was cash. Never thought I would actually be attached to my virtual squadmates.[spoiler]Battle of the bulge never[/spoiler]
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>>736494232
Sorry bub
>>
I need healing!
>>
Jesus the (non-canon) war vet runs around with manipulative grandma and ends up with the Ultimate Waifu-picker simulator.

>leans in closely
>licks lips
>breaths in to whisper as quietly as possible
>G e n e r a l?
>>
>>736493967
Anyone? Its not that hard tbh
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>>736494239
How did I not fucking get that one? I literally skipped school for a month and drank coffee till I couldn't go any longer when I got that game... :/
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>>736494251
Overwatch genji mains
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>>736494251
>
OVerwatch
>>
>please as an amnesic nuclear cowboy gangster
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>>736494310
FUCKIT BIOSHOCK
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>>736494373
wat
>>
>having sex with cat people
>>
>>736494013
Really grinds my gears that it's this simple,
>>
>Another settlement needs your help
>you can stay at the hotel and visit the bar, but you're banned from gambling
>>
>>736494373
Fallout New Vegas
>>
>>736494460
nekopara

or fucking that trap from RE: Zero
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>>736494245
twas great, it was back when ubisoft made good games. Maybe one day we will get another sequel/whatever, even though in hells highway [spoiler] is literally called "farewell" and its a giant cinematic of baker ranting [/spoiler]. Baker also happens to be my last name, if you translate it from my home language that is.
>>
>>736494407
Nope.
Tip: the franchise has like 15+ games
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>>736494257
This game needs more recognition. I'm disappointed in you guys.
>>
>>736494257
Resident evil 7?
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>>736494373
Lrn2engrish
>>
>>736494509
Call of Duty? Only one of the few franchises that has like 10+ games
>>
>>736494481
Fallout4
>>
>>736494540
KanCol?
>>
>>736494509
sorry dont know
>>
>Collect S-K-A-T-E
>>
>>736494626
Yes. Other?
>>
Fucking a blue lady in a green suit
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>>736494603
>>736494650
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>>736494680
Tony hawk my boi
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Ur a chink with a weeb sword and you are carrying a spooky mask. There is a spooky demon soul trapped inside it
>>
You are set free because schizophrenic ruler says God told him to. You get called outsider everywhere you go , find out you are some bullshit legendary dude reincarnated and now your ex, tranny friend and nerd friend are now gods.
>>
>>736487470
Dead Rising

Bioshock Infinite

Dark Souls

Fallout 3

Call of Duty 7: Black Ops

Op U got to try harder than this
>>
>>736494668
Final Fantasy X
>>
You take a long nap, get all your friends and forceibly recruite people into your Private military.

WHOOOOOOO?
>>
>>736494822
Big boss
>>
you're a useless bitch with a camera and chronic nosebleeds, with a crush on your necrophiliac teacher.
>>
>>736494910
Life is strange
>>
>>736494013
Star Fox
>>
>>736493613
2 is fallout new Vegas
>>
>Spread Democracy

>Explore cards.

>Miss at point blank range.

>Marry a dead girl.
>>
>>736487470
>Zombies in a mall

dead Rising?

>You are shot into Sky to kidnap a girl from a bunch of Sky racists

Bioshock Infinity

>Grappling hooks and explosions

Just cause

>You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again.

Sounds like Dark Souls

>Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.

Dunno

>You and your imaginary friend try to stop WWIII by shooting the Russians in Vietnam.

COD BO1
>>
Re4 clone except the story doesn't have to make sense because brain machines
>>
>>736493030
Anyone want to try and guess?
>>
>>736497441
The Evil Within. It was an alright game.
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