ITT: We poorly describe videogames and other anons try to figure them out. I'll give a few to start.
Zombies in a mall.
You are shot into the sky to kidnap a girl from a bunch of sky racists.
Grappling hooks and explosions.
You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again.
Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.
You and your imaginary friend try to stop WWIII by shooting the Russians in Vietnam.
All of the cyborgs are getting discriminated against, and you're trying to save the world. You never asked for this.
The energy drinks keep turning people into mutants.
Every time you scream or kill a chicken, all hell breaks loose.
It's really hard to focus on skating with all of these glitches.
It's planetary civil war, and you're losing because the other guys look like really pale Nazis.
Alright my turn so :
You are a dude with a great power but you never use it well, you prrefer helping random dudes than accomplishing your quest
You are a monster and you chase down 4 people, and these people are your friends
When you put sunglasses on, you are dangerous
You went underground and then after 200 years you came back and now your life is shit
Being a cowboy sucks when your family gets kidnapped and you have to kill all of your old friends.
Your private military company gets destroyed, and you go into a coma. You wake up, gather your friends, and try to stop a virus from killing everyone who doesn't speak English.
You and a hunchback work to build a better car than the one of yours that got destroyed by a local warlord.
Two alien factions are trying to kill you. One's really advanced, and the other just wants to eat you so that they can evolve.
The princess got kidnapped, save her with the triangle of triangles.
You hijacked a plane and crashed it into an underwater city full of drug addicts. Go kill Atlas.
You're on a delivery route when your box explodes and kills everyone in the city but you. Now you can shoot lightning and you need to kill future you.
You are hired by d33pw3b h4ck3r to make jobs (and earning money) to
:help choose a mayor of the town
:help crazy ukrainian man
:finding weird boxes for a disabled man(round, cubes, etc.)
:do classic things
Decide if killing your sister for a kick-ass sword is worth it
Become a champion at the local Colosseum, be slave labor for 10 years, and kill the man who shot your sister
Playing in the basement, you are forced to cry on satan
Your classmates are killing each other. Find out whodunnit. Hard mode: on an island.
You wake up naked on an asteroid, so you find a clarivoyant and a thief, and try and learn magic powers, because it turns out you used to be the right hand man of the evil master, who suddenly disappeared.
Brother lies to you. In space. Monsters. You're weak.
Watch everybody die then be the last one left alive. To only watch yourself get stabbed.
We are EA and we want money
Watch yourself get brutally killed over 100 times in 10 minutes and get aroused.
Since only casuals are in this thread,
Dark souls. Pussies all around not knowing what the game was and are too scared to try it
All of you are disposable, don't get attached.
Damn, this group is putting in work...
Shit, I'm starting to like this setup...
RNG will inevitably fuck you in the ass and kill at least one of them.
Back to step 1.
A random girl from your village is sacrificed to the gods. You kill giant murder monsters with a small sword to save her. In the end you're a cursed demon baby and your horse comes back limping. Woman is alive now.
If it's a hint, I hadn't heard anything about the game, and from what I played before combat kicked in. It didn't feel like the combat belonged in the rest of the game.
Traumatized catholic boy watches the earth get fucked by the sun
mailman shot during delivery shrugs it off drinks rootbeer
Little tiny girl tries not to starve on big huge boat thing
Slavs run around subway shooting at mutants
HURR BDRR SHOOTY SHOOTY
HURR BDRR SHOOTY SHOOTY 2: Minorities Edition
Run around an island with two useless skanks, a stoner and your new brother, find radio signals, get fucked in the ass by ghosts.
Jesus the (non-canon) war vet runs around with manipulative grandma and ends up with the Ultimate Waifu-picker simulator.
>leans in closely
>breaths in to whisper as quietly as possible
>G e n e r a l?
twas great, it was back when ubisoft made good games. Maybe one day we will get another sequel/whatever, even though in hells highway [spoiler] is literally called "farewell" and its a giant cinematic of baker ranting [/spoiler]. Baker also happens to be my last name, if you translate it from my home language that is.
You are set free because schizophrenic ruler says God told him to. You get called outsider everywhere you go , find out you are some bullshit legendary dude reincarnated and now your ex, tranny friend and nerd friend are now gods.
>Zombies in a mall
>You are shot into Sky to kidnap a girl from a bunch of Sky racists
>Grappling hooks and explosions
>You escape from zombie jail to save the land of the undead by dying over and over again.
Sounds like Dark Souls
>Your dad leaves your home and your girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, so you leave to look for your dad.
>You and your imaginary friend try to stop WWIII by shooting the Russians in Vietnam.