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Ausfag aboriginal here, ask me anything cunts

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Ausfag aboriginal here, ask me anything cunts
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How tall are you (in inches)?
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>>736464256
Do boomerangs really work? Are they really for hunting or just a children's toy?
Also, why are you posting on /b/ when you should be siphoning "petrol" out of your trailer park neighbors' cars and huffing it?
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>>736464256
Cunamulla?
Saint George?
Nimbin?
Am I getting close?

Also do you like Geoffrey Gurramul's music
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I'd like to move out from EU to Aus. Is it worth it?
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>>736464326
75 inches so that's around 6'2 almost 6'3
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>>736464256
How many feet do you have (in inches)?
If your nose is running and your feet smell you're probably upside down.
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>>736464629
Damn. That's tall.
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>>736464570
I'm not OP but yes you can use them for hunting, but traditional ones don't come back.

They just fly faster and straighter as to hit the prey/game more accurately and hard
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>>736464256
how do you feel when you see a woman playing diggeridoo?
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>>736464256
What was it like growing up? Did you have a shitty life? Is it easier or harder to get jobs?
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>>736464629
you must be part white
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>>736464256
Why are you fags so ugly? It's like every ethnic group evolved, but aboriginals. Still look like a middle relative between chimpanzee and human. Not quite human, but not quite chimpanzee. I'd like an explanation.
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>>736464570
Boomerangs are used for hunting, you get different boomerangs for different ones, eg, little ones are to spook birds and the big nigger boomerangs are used for taking out prey (kangaroos, emus etc) fucking oath i should
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>>736464672
Sure, make fun of my post.
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>>736464570
Not op:
Abo's boomerangs where just 'throwing clubs', the returning boomerang was a white man's toy.
We don't have trailer parks, they 'sniff' petrol not huff it, but the Gub'ment gives them plenty of money to buy booze and weed, your typical street abo isn't sniffing petrol.
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>>736464593
no, no and no, sadly no
>>736464597
depends where you wanna move
>>736464756
personally i don't care but if they're trying to learn it then i get annoyed
>>736464759
it was quite easy for me even though my family is druggies
>>736464833
sure am
>>736464864
i have family members who are fucking like this and i hate it, but for me my dad was dutch so i dont look like a retarded ape
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>>736465079
Too bad our government literally banned alcohol in aboriginal community's
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>>736465058
I'm a joyless bastard whose klonopin and remeron just kicked in. I'm trying to have a little wordplay fun. I meant no disrespect. But I also don't care that I hurt your feelings, because, again, I'm a joyless bastard.
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>>736465213
Mt Isa?
Brisbane?
Sydney?
Perth?
Dalby?
Alice springs?
Anywhere in South Australia?
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>>736465251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4
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>>736464864
to answer you're question properly, i have no fucking clue man, it's some weird shit how we evolved
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>>736465437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
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>>736464256
what direction do your toilets flush?
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>>736465390
Im in victoria, regional area/coastline
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>>736465669
my toilet flushes anticlockwise
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>>736465888
>my toilet flushes anticlockwise
Do you mean counter-clockwise?
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How come you lot have never taken up arms and carried out any bombings, assassinations or done any other other terrorist shit against the Ozzy government? IRA-fag here, asking because frankly, what happened to you makes what the brits did on us look like a fucking picnic and is objectively worse than what the Zionists did to the natives of Palestine, like really those cunts are asking for it and very few people would blame you, at least not anyone with any sense of fair play. So what gives?
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>>736466068
Southern hemisphere toilets are virulently anticlockwise. J/k that's an accepted usage pretty much everywhere but America.
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>>736466219
Because everyone one who did those things are now dead
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>>736466392
Has there ever been much of that sort of thing since Tunnerminnerwait and Maulboyheenner?
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>>736466219
Because their classified as Austrian Indigenous Animals, They just aren't capable of such things.
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>>736466714
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>>736466186
that's what'd you call degenerates
>>736466219
honestly i don't know man, thinking about it now, we're just cucks, we've bent over everytime to make things less worse for us, sure back in the like 1900s we were given basic human rights and weren't counted as "plants and animals" and we've just been losing shit ever since, maybe one day if some legendary abo does something to standup and something bad would happen to him, i guess all us abos would get off our asses and cause some major shit in your local pub :^)
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>>736466825
Ah fuck me'
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>>736466714
nice insult you Austrian, now fuck off back to prep and learn how to spell your own country's name
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>>736466886
Well, power concedes nothing without a struggle, hopefully one day yous will get your own back on the cunts. Tiocfaidh ár lá!
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>>736466068
Shit is backward in Austria, so counter-clockwise to them is clockwise to normal people.
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can you get me weed in brisbane? Yes im that desperate
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>>736467359
if you were in victoria than yes but im not up round that way
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>>736466886
Free Housing, Free cars, Free pass to private education, free money (Actual money, not welfare checks or ebt cards) free healthcare and guaranteed placement to almost anything you apply for (Jobs or job training, education) due to government incentives, not only this you get K-mart (etc) gift cards JUST for going to your free healthcare checkups and centerlink (welfare) appointments.
You literally have every possible advantage to succeed, and failing that live a comfortable life of nothingness.
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>>736467635

ayyye cheers anyways, any other brisfags in here?
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>>736467722
trust me man, i know all this and im using it to my full capability so, it's fucking easy as fuck, i'm like you, why do some abos make it harder for themselves like fuck man all you have to do is ask the government for some help and they'll rain some dosh on ya or free housing
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>>736468018
Have some pride. Geronimo would be rolling in his grave. Get a job at a casino you Indian fuck.
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>>736468221
fuck no man, i wanna finish my schooling then join the navy, so im not a useless fucking abo at home smoking weed and drinkin grog
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>>736468528
Good for you. You'll make strayla a superpower yet
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You lost a shoe, mate?
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What do you do for a living?
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>>736468686
Straya will never be a superpower, we don't even have a nuke we're just cunts that'll fuck anyone over in the long run by being useless
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>>736468018
Have you ever met a chronic alcoholic, they give you this 1000yrd stare like the lights are on but nobody's home? Mix that with someone who is "Right brain dominant"
>Right-brain dominant people are characterized as artistic, innovative and often random.
>and often random.
As in their completely unpredictable, you give them a situation where there is a Logical choice A, B or C, and they do X.
Like they have $10 to eat for 2 days, and buy a $8 bottle of dish soap, but never actually use it.

And this is how i see most Aboriginals, The Half-casts are much more functional however. Half casts are usually rejected by abo's so spend their time being raised in (white) foster care, so there is that to.
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>>736468779
Right now, nothing i just turned 18 and im still in school, plans are to do hospitality and become a chef/ join the navy and become a chef so my future plans are looking good
>>736468711
what the fuck are shoes? i only ever got my coon shoes on
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>>736468711
>Nah found one
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>>736468991
luckily i've never met any of these abos, they're more up north, but you're right, i, a halfcast am doing pretty good in my life since im not making retarded decisions
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>>736468711
>>736469133
Dubs joke completion checked
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>>736466219
Because they're a tiny tiny minority who get handouts hand-over-fist. Their little communities get paid millions of dollars and guaranteed jobs for the right to mine on "their" land. Most of which go to the elders who probably piss it away.
They won't rise up because they're 100% dependent on white man and the people who would lead that rebellion are getting rich and live quite well off the white mans money.

Abos get looked after better than any example you gave. It's just the 100% black ones are just not made for white culture and would rather harbor resentment and victim complexes until the end of time. The ones that have been race mixed like OP fair a lot better, but never quite as well as a pure white.
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>>736468991
"right brain" isn't medically accepted as a real thing.
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>>736470225
We all understand this thank you
It was a good descriptor for my example
>Always that one guy who misses the point being made, and wants to talk semantics
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If you could live anywhere, what place would you pick?
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>>736469643
Everything you say in that post is widely accepted common sense among large sections of the white Australian population but has little to no basis in reality. That whole thing about Aboriginals getting handouts is racist bollocks, and yet you cunts believe it because ignoring the fact that your society is built on theft and murder undermines your idea of yourselves as plucky underdogs. Seriously, if they all turned Muslim and started bombing the shit out of you it would be more than you deserve.
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>>736464593
>Geoffrey Gurrumul mate
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White fella here. Whenever I am in the presence of an Aunty or Uncle and they talk of their relationship with the land, they make it quite clear that the First People did not own the land, but were of the land and put here to take care of it. Does it piss you off when white apologists use the term Traditional Owner?
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>>736470621
>semantics
it's not semantics, half the point of your premise is based on people who are right brain. but there are no such people.
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>>736465639
lol fourex in the reflection
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>>736471141
>society is built on theft
Haven't been to school in a long time, but do they still teach that the entire Australian wool industry, that arguably built this country, came about due to six sheep that were stolen in South Africa?
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>>736470915
I'd like to live in mother russia
>>736472194
fucking oath it does, whenever people say shit like that i just shake my head
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