How do I get my girlfriend to stop fucking my two roommates?

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Take an poop in her virgina when shes not looking than of she tries to make mommy-daddy wrestling with your an roomates they will be in for a stinky surprise when there weenies get browner

>>736461948
obviously b8, but if not, just dump her you cuck.

>>736461948
OP my dude, you might love her but if she's fucking two of your roommates then she's gotta go, she's a thot man, a filthy thot

>>736461948
Break up with her is the best. Unless you ate turned on by being a cuck.

>>736462396
Ahhhh the old poop pussy trick!

Fuck her friends too

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Move into a bigger house and get more roommates.

Sneak into your roomates rooms before she does and rape them.

>>736461948
Give me her phone number and post the sexiest photos you have of her. I'll have a talk with her and straighten her out.

How old are you ? She looks like she's 14
And don't break up with her, i can help you op

Break up with her. That way your girlfriend can't cuck you cause you won't have one.

>>736462613
That won't get her out of the house. It's far more likely that she gets invited to come over by one of the roommates and then openly fucks them without hiding it anymore.

>>736461948
Post more pics of her

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>>736461948
WTF dude, be an alpha and fuck her off, if she's fucking other dudes you shouldn't just be okay with it

another option is to try to fuck her friends or even better her blood relatives (sister, mum, cousin etc)

Just stop being such a beta cuck about it, and if shit hits the fan remember that life is cruel and love doesn't exist

>>736461948
post more pics holy shit I'd fuck her for you

leak her nudes to /b/
that'll show'er

TGFO

Find gay roommates

>>736463212
Not OP, but shit, lad - I think you might be on to something there.

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>>736461948
>I almost got caught

>>736461948
Grow some fucking BALLS and kick her out. Then beat the shit out of you roommates. Is this a troll??

>>736461948
You're a fucking liberal cuck.

She obviously hates you,

>>736463148
Agreed

On the plus side she did fuck you first.

>>736461948

I know this is bait, but I fucked my roommates girlfriend and he came home at some point...didn't even know he was there lmfao. Used to feel her up any time we were in the same room and he walked away for something. She would make him cry and then come and get me to listen with her. It was sick but she was hot. Shit was cash.

>>736461948
hook up with her mom

>>736463333
kek guads if truth speak the truth

>>736463324
TOPKEK

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>>736461948


Go up to her, tell her "I know what you're doing, stop fucking my roommates." and if she doesn't stop then be a big boy and dump her. No beta shit, just fucking tell her to stop fucking around

OP here.
I know I must appear like a cuck, but it's not like that. She loves me too I know she does, but this shit is breaking my heart. Besides, if I leave her then I'll be leaving behind my unborn child too and that's something I can't do.

>>736464035
>my unborn child
>my
kek

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>>736464035

how is she getting fucked and she's pregnant.

op don't be fibbing

>>736464436
wat? pregos dont fuck? since when?

>>736461948
Bitch will never stop cheating on you if that is what she wants AND you do nothing to stop it.

The only way to stop your gf from cheating is to no longer have a gf, or get a better one.
Personally i suggest killing her and then yourself.

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>>736461948

>>736464503

I mean unless her roommates are into that shit I don't think many people would fuck a prego

>>736464035
you dont know if its yours, get over it. leave.

>>736461948
Dump her, now she's not your gf when she fucks them.

>>736464644
dubs of truth

Hahaha fucking clown.

>>736464436
She's only around two months or so. I actually found out from her best friend. She hasn't told me yet, probably wanting it to be a surprise or something. She might just be waiting for the right time to tell me, but I can't help but feel that there is a possibility the kid might not be mine.

>>736464946
no shit?

>>736464749
with look like the pic OP post, Id fuck... easyli

>>736464946
now its official: bait.
came on

>>736464035
She resents you for being such a beta. She thought you would at least show some semblance of being at all alpha when she cheated on you, she thought you would at least scream at her, be authoritative, move out, something, but no, you didn't even fucking move out of the house where you're being cucked. Now she's doing it with them because she hates you and doesn't want to fuck a sad, pathetic, cuck. My advice OP is to beat the shit out of your roomies, break up with her, and move out of cucktown, then maybe in 10 years you won't hate your fucking life.

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>>736465220
This.

>>736463324
this is what i was thinking lol

Fuck all of you for even considering this could be real.

>>736465220
I know. Fuck I hate my life sometimes, as much as she hurts me, I feel she is the only good thing in my life. I wish I could kick my roomates asses I really do but Tre and Anton would fuck me up. And how do I go about finding another chick who gets me?! I don't have time for that kind of drama.

>>736461948
Gr8 b8 m8

>>736465220
Word up on this, any real man wouldn't ever be sneaking around afraid of getting caught listening to his girl get plowed by two other guys and sneak into bed and lay beside her after without saying anything. You need to go and get yourself some grade A revenge strand of AIDS (usually requires shipment directly from Africa) at least if she keeps it up you have plenty of people you know to talk to at the aids clinic!

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>>736465901 Since tre and anton obviously dont have jobs they must not pay rent. How about you let me move in and i'll put money towards rent.

>>736464749
preggo won't barely even show for 5-6 months. tfw no condom. fucking virgin gtfo

>>736461948
>How do I get my girlfriend to stop fucking my two roommates?
I've got some sad news for you.

>>736465901
Omg I'm losing my shit rn this is fucking gold

>>736461948
Anon, the best thing is to talk to her that you know what is happening. If it ends up on breaking up, then, dump her. Ffs.

Like 99.3% chance Im getting b8d but just in case
Fuck other girls dawg. Simple as that. It'll boost your own testosterone/sex drive which will satisfy her cause obviously your roommates have better d
Plus you wont be relying on sex with her, if she don't put out then fuck another bitch, she can't tell you not to or else she is possessive hypocritical bitch and doesn't love you like you love her.

Just a reminder that all of you know this is fake as shit but would rather spend your free time being the other half in some fat neckbeard's role play.

>>736461948
Nice pasta, have a (you)

>>736461948
You fags are so easily baited

>>736467167
I guess I should. I do owe that to myself at least. She makes my life worth living and I've never known love like this before. I could honestly look past her fucking my roommates if she would just clean her self up afterwards. She doesn't even floss for fucks sake. But I don't want to lose her either. It's because of her I'm going to be a dad after all.

>>736467452
And yet here you are, m8.

>>736461948
so... how do I become one of your roommates? is there an application process or do I just have to bang your girlfriend?

>>736463466
"On the plus side the blast wave and fragmentation will hit us last."

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>>736465901
Op here. If you're going hijack my thread, at least learn how to troll softly.

>>736467542
HAHAHA now I know it's fake. U really was worrying about being a dad because her ass was pregnant then you only have a 1/3rd chance to be the dad. And that's not adding the other guys she's seeing out of the apartment. You took it too far, any chance for realism went out the window. I'm sticking to the idea you catch some revenge grade aids though anyway.

>>736461948
Steal your roommates away from her so they'll never fuck her again. Learn to make your asshole so tight and your mouth so pretty they'll never stick their dick in her inferior holes again.

>tl;dr version: be a bigger faggot than you already are

>>736461948
We'll first thing you should do is show us noods so that we can give you an accurate and professional opinion

>>736468024
I'm supporting this Anon

>>736461948
you can't stop her. she doesn't respect you and she obviously doesn't love you if she's fuckin your pals. I dunno if you're serious or not, but if you are -- it's over. git gud and try not to be suck a cuck next time

>>736464035
you'd father the child of a whore? a child that might not even be yours? you're a fucking retard. for your own sake, I hope to god that this is a troll

This is mad funny, i used to fuck my roomates gf. When he found out he took a bat to my car

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>>736464946
>She fucked each of my two roommates separately for an additional 2 hours each.
>I can't help but feel that there is a possibility the kid might not be mine.

>>736468024
I agree. C'mon OP deliver the nudes! Or at least another pic.

>>736461948
Almost got caught

Gf fucks other guys

I know this is bait but wut

>>736467786
Prove it with nudes, bro!

Keep her and pimp her out on craigslist. Seriously, make something out of this.

>>736468566
She's just looking for superior non cuck genes, it's nothing personal.

>>736462396
>mommy-daddy wrestling
kek

but op just break up with her, why would you want to stay with a girl who fucks BOTH your roommates?

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>>736467786
>Troll softly
Dude please, my guts are going to explode. I can't laugh this hard anymore.

>>736467786
I love you.

>>736465015
I'm laughing at this post so hard right now. Is your "name" Little Joe by any chance lol

>>736461948
little did we know, this is what's happening on the other side of anon's computer screen

>be 32, still a virgin. my cummies have never touched a woman before
>finish typing up a godly b8 thread. feelin euphoric
>tip my fedora and chuckle "that'll show those faggots. kek I wonder how much time they'll waste."
>hear a noise from upstairs, it's mother
>"anon, your chicken tenders are done!"
>"MY TENDIES!"
>My chair groans in agony as I stand up and clamber up the stairs
>short of breath already, but its worth it. mother is about to eat one of my tendies
>"BEGONE, THOT!" I screech as I through my fidget spinner at her
>the pressurized air of the spinner slices her in two
>kek and snatch my tendie out of her cold, dead hand
>"Nobody touches my tendies. Not even you, mother."
>I spit on her corpse and collect her blood to use as dipping sauce

gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8. now kys please

>>736461948
Are you fucking serious? You are such a beta. Break up with her and find someone better.

>>736462478
I can't. Look at that pic. I am obsessd with her body. I don't want to share it with anyone.

>>736469385
No I'm not. I know I could fuck you up, faggot.

>>736469374
SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT B8 GODDAMMIT

>>736469540
If you're so fucking bad ass why are you getting cucked and not doing shit?

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>>736469374

>>736469540
>scared of getting caught catching your cheating gf
>lets this continue as you make a thread about it
you are the definition of beta, you autist. she's probably fucking your roommates right now

>>736469684
You know, if you said that shit to me in a bar, I would send a couple of your teeth flying. I'm not a cuck you fucking faggot.

>>736467786
How does one "troll softly" sensei? Teach me!!!!

>>736467786
I'm dying. This is too fucking funny.

>>736469745
I'd fuck you up pretty hard faggot. You're lucky you can be anonymous and talk shit behind that keyboard.

Give her herpes then she'll give it to them then word will get round she is tainted and only you will be the one

>>736469813
>if you said that shit to me in a bar, I would send a couple of your teeth flying.
you'd have to wait for me to finish fucking your gf, like the slut she is, but hey I'm feeling nice. Maybe I'll let you have a turn with the cum dumpster

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>>736469540
I'm gonna fuck you before I fuck your gf. You'll be fingering my creampie out of your ass while im stretching her out faggot.

>>736464035
>This is not bait, this is chum

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>>736469813
I agree, m8. Cucks usually enjoy getting off while their chicks are flying high on Nubian pole. But not you, OP. You're something special!

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>>736461948

She is NOT your "girlfriend!"

>>736469374
>mother is about to eat one of my tendies
my sides

>>736469858
Don't use black guys in a story about infidelity. It's way too obvious.

>>736470036
Look why is everyone in this thread being a fucking faggot? There is no way you would ever touch that perfect body. Ever, do you hear me?

>>736470078
If you called me a cuck in a bar, I would fucking pound your fucking shit until you had to call an ambulance.

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>>736469912
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>736470081
Yes she is. She's just gullible and after a couple of beers she starts flirting with people. I'm usually there to stop anything before it gets out of hand.

>>736470253
why can you not do that to your roommates, anon? is the little cucklord scared?

>>736470190
Yeah but beta guys losing their gf to a nigger is kind of an epidemic in the US.

>>736470326
You think you do but I just find her in the bathroom. I slide my fingers into her asshole and she moans and spreads her legs for the whole package.

>>736470258
Look I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but there's no fucking way you're a Navy Seal, fatboy.

>>736469813
Then what the fuck are you? You are literally allowing your girlfriend to sneak out of your bed and fuck your roomates, god, I hope this is your fetish, then at least you'd have an excuse, but otherwise you're just a pathetic loser who just lets people fuck his girlfriend.

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>>736470433
This is what happens in the bathroom OP

>>736470348
Look, I said shut up.

Serious replies only from now on. I am not going to get caught up being trolled by you jealous retards who will never ever have what I'm having.

>>736461948
If you all fuck her at once it's more tiring than fucking her in a row.

>>736461948
Break up with her, cuck.

>>736470470
it's copypasta, silly cuck

>>736470535
Aw yes, I envy you m8.
To have a gal who's breath smells of 50 shades O' dick, tis a lucky fucker indeed! Ahaa!

>>736470690
Serious replies ONLY. From now on.

>>736470418
No it isn't. Less than 3% of white girls fuck niggers. Only 13% of America is black dipshit.
Stop watching so much porn.

>>736470535
A semen cocktail mixed in your girl's pussy? Wow, I sure am jealous. Maybe I'll ask Tyrone if I can have a go at her.

>>736470778
Serious question. Is her name Jaime? I think I used to work with her at StarBucks.

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>>736470078

Dump her or ask for a foursome with your roommates. Or tell your roommates to quit fucking your girl. Repeated cheating is a form of emotional abuse. Why you're not in /adv/ right now is beyond me.

>>736470841
There are a lot of threads about guys trying to deal with a nigger moving in on their girl. It's a big problem.

>>736461948
get back in the car

>>736470888
>at CharBucks

fixed

>>736470888
I don't know, she seems to have a lot of names, when I met her her name was Cinnamon.

>>736461948
>Probably bait but here I go

Being forever alone is not a fate worse than what you are trying to endure.

>>736461948
>How to satisfy someone that likes to cheat and fuckl others

>>736471129
>she seems to have a lot of names,
like Satan

>>736471129
Maybe. Jaime would say her boyfriend was super eager for validation from her so she used to let her fwb's cum inside her and let it marinate a few days then make her boyfriend eat her out. Crazy bitch used to laugh her ass off when she told people.

>>736470921
Ahaa! The point is OP, if you aren't willing to grow a fucking backbone and ditch that bitch, then why go asking for advice, from here of all places? Of course, no matter where you go, chances are you'll only get your thread hijacked again and it will still be even more entertaining than any bullshit you'd ever post. So have a laugh on me, m8, and next time don't go leavin your thread (or your chick) around or else someone might snatch it up.

OP here. Two of my roommates are black.

Bait so old it's on social security..

ITS NOT BAIT GODDAMMIT

>>736471803
b8

pics or it didn't happen

ILL SHOVE MY COCK UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>736472138
fucking listen to us, OP. break it off. there's no saving this. break up with her and move out.

>>736461948

Pretty much gotta become an hero. You're beyond saving, and there's no hope of you living beyond this. You'll be a cuck/Bernie supporter forever.. Ok maybe you didn't support Bernie, but if you did, then make it a slow painful death.

Good luck, cuck.

>> mfw "good luck, cuck" would be a great name of a porno

>>736472138

>> what OP's roomies said to his gf. she listened

>>736461948
Op, get a girl from the bar and fuck her just before your gf arrives. After your done fucking the girl in front of your gf dump her. Be an Alpha

Doxxed OP found his facebook
http://www.fb.com/profile.php

>>736472597

1) be double alpha by fucking the girl in front of your thot gf

2) be double alpha by making her lick you clean

>>736464946
If not bait its not yours

>>736461948
Y'all should just do a gangbang. Better call dibs on anal.

>>736472964
It's definitely my kid. I remember the night we conceived it. It was almost like we were readign each others minds. That's really why I want to keep it.

>>736461948
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faggot

>>736462396
The good ol alabama hot pocket lol google it

>>736461948
havent seen this one in ages.

>>736472597
I can't tho. I'm fat.

>>736470081
Cuck.

OLD PASTA nigga damn

I been here too long

>>736472708
not your personal army

>>736472597
That isn't the behavior of an alpha male. It's the behavior of a beta male who's trying to hurt a woman.

Alpha males would never do something like that.

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>>736473476
>reverse image searching because you're "not sure" if it's bait

You are literally cancer.

Honor-killing her is the only solution

>>736461948
Be true man and fight them out of your house a real alpha Slavic man would do that ask your roommates if they are Slavic if you aren't and they are then leave you have met match

>>736464035
If she's pregnant then you are a beta male you should consider suicide

>>736470078
If you call me cuck then I will kill you with a butter knife

This happen to me and my gf too. My fucking roommate found some drugs in my gf's laundry and he blackmailed her. Told her he would call the cops if she didn't have sex with him anytime he wanted it. So not wanting to get in trouble she went along with it because she was afraid to go to jail. Later I found out through another friend what she was doing and I confronted her about it and she told me everything.

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You have no right to mansplain her sexuality to her.

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next time shes fucking your room mates, burst into the room with a raging boner and rape all 3 of them in their asses

then take a shit on your girlfriends head

then leave and live off the land and become a hobo rapist.


problem solved!

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
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>>736476283
>you and your ilk drove away all of the creative people with your ever-present demand for proof on a board dedicated to fiction

Jesus. Talk about nail on head.

This softens my jimmy. Out!

>>736477475
Flawless plan. Dare you to find a flaw. Can't. Ain't none.

>>736476283
its true newfag here I browsed casually /b/ since 08
and about everyone I knew irl did so aswell

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>>736461948

>>736461948
Sounds to me like you ain't hittin it right

>>736461948
Join them. Then it won't be two roommates.

DUMP HER
> POST NUDE .

>>736461948
Man, I somehow misread that first line as sister. The story was better that way.

>>736473476
Second best to finding out who OP is and destroying anon's life.
SAGE!

>>736476283
>>736477593
Someone's butt hurt for always taking bait. Figure life out faggot. /b/ always called out obvious trolls.
sage

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>>736479301
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