saw this dying on page 3. Thought I'd bump it with some pics
OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I’M GOING TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK I’M LESS OF A MAN SO HERE I GO SUCKING A SHOT OUT OF SOMEONE’S BUTT THAT IS ON FIRE”. THANKFULLY (?) THE SHOT FELL OUT OF MY PARTNER’S BUTT (NOT LIFE PARTNER JUST PARTNER IN THIS SHOT TAKING) AND THE FLAMING LIQUID WENT ALL OVER MY CHEST AND MAN BOOBS- I’M SO RIPPED RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I’VE BEEN ON THE KETOTOSIS DIET FOR NEARLY A DECADE BUT BACK THEN IT WAS ALLLLLL CAFETERIA FOOD WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THAT AND THEN PARENTS WEEKEND ROLLS AROUND AND SUDDENLY A SALAD HAS LETTUCE INSTEAD OF JUST SOGGY ICEBURG STEMS? ANYWAY IT WENT ALL OVER MY CHEST AND I THOUGHT “I’M GETTING MY TITS LIT AND NOT IN THE WAY THAT MY FELLOW YOUTHS SAY THE WORD ‘LIT’ BUT ACTUALLY ON FIRE” I PASSED OUT FROM SHOCK AND PAIN WITHIN 5 SECONDS AND SHAT MY PANTS. KEITH HERNANDEZ WAS NOT AT THAT PARTICULAR PARTY BUT I THINK HE WAS ON CAMPUS AT SOME POINT LATER THAT YEAR.
theres a genetical disorder, where u r slim, tall and your limbs r very long. U pay for that with join pain in young age, or something.
Theres a spanish actor, that has that. He had regular roles, but hes famous for being creepy monsters
says the guy who is damned happy to be conscious
Lost hard. This how I always feel.
Some fucking degenerate has been posting that hag in all the ylyl threads lately acting like its his wife, trying to whore her out and get anons to fap to her. Its like he wants to be cucked by proxy