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What age did you lose your virginity? >15

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What age did you lose your virginity?
>15
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pending
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17
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14
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buffering
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28
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>>736438901
Explain.
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>>736438901
Does incest count?
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74
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>>736438901
21
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>>736438901
22, 2 years ago
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>>736438901
Sauce?
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>>736438981
you're wellcome
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Depends, is virginity gone at moment of insertion or climax?
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>>736439116
Story?
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18
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>>736439211
Insertion
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>>736439116
Story Please?
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>>736438901

I'm 49 and virgin.
I'll turn 50 next January, and will be eventually a 50yo virgin.
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>>736438901
20
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>>736439211
How long did it take you to cum?
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22...
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>>736439349
GayPedo step-dad
Tried to get me into a foursome when I was 12.
He's in prison now (or dead, who knows).
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>>736439418
Post pic
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>>736439418
if it were true you'd be the oldest one with the v card here
25 myself
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i−1 = −i
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>>736439210
Stepdad raped me and got me pregnant. But he's rotting in prison now.
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>>736439418
WORRY NOT FRIEND, YOU ARE NOT ALONE
YOU WILL REACH 2ND LEVEL WIZARD EASILY
STAY TRUE TO THE PATH
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>>736439503
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16
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14. To my best friend's mom, of all people. She was kind of fucked up in the head after getting divorced.
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17
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>19
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rollerino
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>>736439604
Nice..
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>>736438901

Sauce, faggots!
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23
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>>736439536
I am.
but I mostly post on r9k, where everyone knows about me
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I'm 20, and no pussy in sight. I'm very ugly
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14
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>>736439418
It's a shame you weren't born in the 80s or 90s. It was practically impossible not to get molested.
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16, she was 15.

I was from Essex, She was from Cornwall. We had a doomed long distance relationship for a year and a half after meeting at a festival. Only seeing each other during holidays. Loved her like only a 15/16 yr old lad can.
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16

She bled everywhere and ruined my bed sheets.
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>>736438901
>32
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>>736439211
Virgin detected, if you're having to ask...
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Never.
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>>736440595

>losing virginity to a molester

man, you made my day
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>>736440819
It's a public service, really
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19
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gay here

Lost it at 16 to a 25 y/o dude from craiglist. I lied and told him I was 19.

Was afraid to be openly gay until college.
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>>736440952
No
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>>736439672
That's one to tell the Grandkids
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>15

Best friends with benefits.
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16
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>>736438901
25

yay for me
it was disappointing though
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>>736440595
>It's a shame you weren't born in the 80s or 90s. It was practically impossible not to get molested.

Sad truth
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OP s just a fucking pedophile who wants to hear incest stories
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>>736438901
Getting sodomized by uncle Randy doesn't count as real sex with someone else
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>>736438901
16. If you're still a virgin by 17 you're going to die alone.
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>>736442128
Better than to die a whore
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32. You read that right. Confirmed wizard, back from the dead!
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>>736442288
Nah, it's not. To not use your body or feel another body when you're both in your prime sexually is a waste of life
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>>736442128
About 50% of all 16 year olds in the US are still virgins.
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>>736442128
Can deny
>18
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>>736442128
This
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11 but was forced by a girl. 13 to an older guy(As a Girl). Not sure if many understand.
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>>736442128
better than being a borderline faggot fuckboy

like if you found the perfect one thats fine, but looking at the youth from today only kids losing their virginity at a young age are those wannabe r&b fuckboys
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>>736442459
Fuck the bitches, better if you got cash than to waste it on them
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>>736438901
>22
>Still Virgin
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18 to a 29 year old who has a kid. It was my sisters best mate and i was drunk
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>>736442651
11 dildo
13 sex
?
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24, was soon to become a wizard
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18, at Keesler air force base. Had cars driving by and aircraft landing. Anybody else remember the golf course?
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>>736442825
No lol, so basically my friend from school basically forced me to put my penis inside of her, she was 13. At 13 I spoke to a high school guy, after a few months of trusting him we had sex, hurt extremely badly. If it isn't obvious by now, I'm not a "Real" girl. I'm a Boy who acts as a girl, dresses like a girl, etc.
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I started whacking off at e ight.
I started sucking cock at e leven.
I used to finger bang my cousin, while she sucked my cock when we were 12/14. I sucked her brother's cock when I was f ifteen. I didn't get actually laid until I was s eventeen.
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>>736443100
Why the fuck do you dress and act like a girl? Are you mental?
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>>736438901

>Pic related
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17

22 now haven't had sex in 5 years

Feelsbadman
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I haven't yet. I'm 31 now, /b/. Honestly at this point I'm not sure I should even if given the opportunity. I've had zero sexual experience. I'd put on a shitty performance, cum early, and be an even bigger laughing stock than I already am.
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>>736443307
Hmm... my half brother would give me girl clothing to wear, and he told me I was a girl. So it's kind of his fault.
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>>736443217
Throw in a trap and you will have hit for the /b/tard cycle.
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>>736443444


Trips confirm virginity still intact
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>>736443444
Trips nice! At least you got trips, you should try goats heard their pussy feels like a girls.
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>worried im always going to be a virgin
>have sex at 19 for the first time
felt relieved more than anything knowing i wouldnt die a virgin
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12
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>>736443577
Trap you say?
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20

>she really knew what she was doing
damn i still miss her
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>>736443525
Even in your age, I would tell him to kys
He forced you or not?
Why did you tell a guy to fuck you in the arse?
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>>736441362
Source?
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>>736443609
Scot, muslim or just trolling?
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>>736438901
>4-6, when i was in preschool
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>>736443444
Most people have sex, anon. How many get trips?

Enjoy your euphoria.
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17
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>>736443444
hang in there anon
>captcha a sign that said "wrong way go back"
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>>736438901
12 also sauce of image?
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Does the 16 year old babysitter giving me a handjob at 11 count?
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>>736444205
I mean, that's awesome and all, but if nothing went in and out then no, you're still a virgin.
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>>736443788
It was more like he forced me to wear it, and after a while it just became normal. The guy was a teenager just 5 years older than me, and I just went by his house to hang out, and play games and swim, then I told him I have a headache and he told me to smoke weed with him, i took one hit, then it just happened, I didn't really want it to happen, but it wasn't rape. So it was just like, me going with it cause he's older? I guess...
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24. soo beta
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>>736443857
Why?
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Around 10 and she was 1 year older.Kinda funny...I laugh my ass off when I remember that.
I was asking her if it was in, what a retard.After few minutes finally went in :))
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18, 6/10 lesbian gave me pity sex in a minivan. Then a spree of 7 different girls when I was 18-20. I'm 23 now, haven't had sex in three years. It's not all that fucking incredible. I can pound one off in 48 seconds and that's that. No need for any women.
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>>736438901
17
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20 on my birthday
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>>736444259
Wait...does sticking your dick in a girl's ass count? If so, I need to revise my answer.
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>>736438901
I didnt
27
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>>736439418
do you have original star wars figures still in the original package displayed proudly in your home?
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>>736444791
only if it's a boys ass
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>>736444791
That's... hm.

I dunno, actually. Does anal count? I think it should.
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27, shes still with me 5 years later, even tho i'm hung like a Bic lighter!
>better late than never
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>>736438901
Nine. I shit razor blades for a week.
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>>736439206
two british glamour models melissa debling and stacey poole
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22

to the girl I had a crush on for 4 years at that point. We were friends and she had a boyfriend. someday she tells me that she thinks she likes me more than just friends.

she breaks up with said boyfriend

2 months later we're together. 10 days later house to myself. We fuck. She knows I still was a virgin. Felt really good although the condoms she had bought were too damn small. didn't last 2 minutes

we later bought condoms that were my size. MySize condoms, really good condoms

anyways we broke up last month. I don't regret anything. We even had anal, she never had it before so that was our first time. did it for my 23rd birthday.
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>>736444934
Not for Mormons and some Christians.
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17, fucked some fat chick. tits were cash tho
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>>736438901
18
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>>736438901
i havent, im 22
women are shit tbh, i cant find one that actually isnt stupid
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20

but got a bj at 19

honestly I wasn't desperate for losing it, I could have lost it at 16
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>>736439116
yes tell me more
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>>736438901
17
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>>736445237
>Can't find a woman desperate enough for me.
Fixed that for you.
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>>736444270
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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>>736442128

I lost mine at 18, my best friends lost theirs 1 year earlier, to much less attractive girls.

Fair trade, imo.
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12 in a tent in our front garden
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>>736445157
All right all right all right! I'm a jew anf I jammed my cock in my girlfriend's ass for a microsecond at age 19. Lost it before my 20s...just in the nick of time!
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>>736443217
Hot hot hot potatoe. I love it tell me more
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>>736438901
6 years old. My sister approaches one evening and says "This is how adults hug." She then then gets on all fours and intercourse ensues.
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>>736445576
Wow, you are literally a sister-fucker! Just...wow.
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>>736445519
>I'm a jew
How is this relevant?
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>>736438901
16, pic related
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>>736445576
Pedophile alert!
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>>736438901
level 31 wizard here
these threads are depressing
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>>736442459
mens prime is in their 20s to 24s and womens prime is in their 28s to 34s teen years arent the prime age for humans its just a customary tradition of having sex during teen years because thats when people would get married in the 1800s and be a functional member of society
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>>736445519
Hey, I got a settlement before it all blew up so it was real money. It seems my ass was worth quite a bit.
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23
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>>736445463
With who, your sister?
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>>736444335
Probably scots, muslim don't ask why, they just blow up.
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15, haven't had sex since! (22 now)
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>>736445920
He said anal doesn't count for Mormons and some Christians. Since I am neither...it counts.
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>>736438901
...
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>>736445351
>goes to age of virginity loss thread
>proceeds to shit talk virgins
lol your life must be so much cooler mannnn.
nobody cares.
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18
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>>736446057
You promised not to talk about it!!! You *will* be hearing from my lawyer. Who is also Jewish, coincidentally.
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>>736445237
....gay.. maybe?
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15
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>>736446220
I am Middle eastern descent Sir, we do not fuck goats... we leave that for fat neckbeard White guys.
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17
Was with a girl who is asexual
Broke up and spent the summer sniffing adderall with this girl that just moved to my town from hawaii banging daily, shit was cash but the girl has a kid and is a solid 4/10 from 7.5/10 at the time

Back with original girl never getting laid why did I do this to myself
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22 didn't cum tho
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>>736438901
18
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>>736446321
Wow, someone's salty. Touch a nerve there? Going to shoot up a mall?
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>>736446378
Nope. Jews couldn't afford this ass.
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17 w/ bbw 17yr old
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>>736440398
why no seks oldfag?
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22 and virgin and will die virgin in a few days
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>>736438901

19
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>>736438901
24 - in almost 2 year relationship
now there is regret as one in a lifetime chance to become a wizard was gone forever, fapping also feels kinda better
And there will be no more girl for me as I am simply too boring.
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15, Spain

mamasita
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>>736445576
How old was your sister?
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>>736446772
Call a hooker. When you bust your nut, say "I just pozzed you." She'll get out of there and you won't have to pay. Do it at a friend's house and you won't have to worry about her pimp showing up.
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>>736446917
lOl
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>>736447077
lol hookers want their money before you fuck them
i tried hooker but couldnt get hard
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I was 13 she was 14
No lube or foreplay
Poor girl
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>>736438901
9
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>>736438901
19, to a 17 year old girl. Though I always lied and told people I lost it at 16. I did a lot of making out/oral stuff prior to that though. It's pretty rough to remember what it feels like to legally do that kind of shit to girls 14/15/16. I was the same age, but I still remember how tight those young bodies were.

It's a real shame most of you here will never know that feel since you missed the boat :^)
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>>736443858
Woah there
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>>736447159
Damn, that's shitty. The whores around here used to ask after, but I think I've kind of ruined the local scene. I may have to start moving around.
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>>736438901
21
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>>736445102
Who fucked ya
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>>736447316
hahahaha
im from germany I guess its standard here
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>>736438901
17
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>>736446009

>mens prime is in their 20s to 24s

t. virgin or butthurt fem who's hit the 30 wall

a man's prime is between mid 30's to mid 60's, you loser. In that window you can easily fuck anything between the ages of 20 to 50
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>>736438901
19
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11

I was in year 6 (UK fag) and this girl called Stacey was some sort of sex freak, she pushed a pen up her vag and gave it to me to smell / lick

Then one day after school we went behind the kitchen area and I put my dick in her but I was too young / pre puberty to know what to do. Felt good though.

On the last day she left and I never saw her again. Looking back now though I'm pretty sure her dad was abusing her because kids that age aren't as horny / fucked up as she was
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>>736446480
its funny because id probably go gay if someone would ACTUALLY be interested in me.
i think it's the lack of communication, love, and feeling connected to others that i want.
i dont even care about the sex anymore.
i just want to know what actually being loved and loving back feels like.
its been so long now i just get mad when i see people dating, smiling, and doing stuff that looks fun.
i remember being a teenager and trying to date and all that. but it never worked out.
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14. Emo girl. EZ af
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>>736438901
Hopefully soon, 18 and in first meaningful relationship. Both virgins so should be fun, wish me luck anons
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>>736446644
no one cares
you're baiting too hard
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>>736446730
We roamed the desert for 40 years. My people will save up enough to buy it, even if we have to work a shitty job for slave wages.
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>>736446377
She's cute. Why do I hear a voice in my head saying "How do you get semen stains out of taffeta?"
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>>736444109
>>736440078

>>736445114
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>>736438901
16
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>>736438901

Age four if being molested by my babysitter and her boyfriend counts. My dad was a single parent for about 6 months, and during that time he had to work but he couldn't afford daycare so he got some shitty Mexican girl to watch me during the day.

Anyway as soon as he left for work she would take me in the bathroom or bedroom and suck my dick, stick her fingers in my ass and make me lick her cunt. After a month of that she started inviting her boyfriend over to let me suck his dick and have him try to stick it in my ass. They made a game out of seeing how far he'd be able to stretch my ass out and get his dick in, and when the day came that my asshole finally gave away and he was able to go balls deep they said I "won". My dad found out when I started acting out sexually, but he only fired her and never called the police because her illegal immigrant family threatened to kill us if we did.

Anyway, after that I fucked around with some female step-cousins (dad remarried), which was pretty awesome. Got naked with one of my older ones when I was 12 and she was 13, and had sex with a younger one when I was 16 and she was 14. We're still on good terms and it isn't weird at all at family gatherings. Had sex with a female non-relative that same summer I turned 16. I had a job as a lifeguard and she was a girl that came to the pool.
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>>736438901

19
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13 to my gfs sister
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5 if you count trying to fuck the girl next door with a softy. otherwise 20.
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>>736447744
If you can't get a girl to fuck you, finding a guy who will is exponentially easier.
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>>736447784
Good luck!
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>>736443100
a fucking trannie
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>>736448168
yeah but i dont want to lose my virginity to some gay dudes butthole, you feel me.
thats not cool, i want pussy.
just because i cant get girls doesnt mean im going to turn gay because of it.
that's what losers do.
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>>736438901
like 5 or 6. it's so fucking cool to have sex guys. let me hear your milestones 4chan!


>stay normie
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13
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>>736439604
Did you abort your baby?
Post a pic of you, I want to fap
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>>736448450
I'd rather hear when you clocked your first thousand hours in on steam tbh. or when you smoked your first cigarette
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>>736439604
You deserved it, whore.
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>>736448365
Sex is sex. An ass is an ass. If you have made it this far and no girl will let you fuck her, then you either have impossibly high standards or are not that attractive. The key to a high partner count is to have absolutely no standards whatsoever.
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>>736447915
I actually came inside her
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>>736439604
>rotting in prison
I dont think you know how prisons work.
People dont "rot" in prison.
He's perfectly okay, sane, and probably remembers every second of pounding your pussy.
In-fact, he probably jerks off to the thought of it weekly.
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>>736448666
Hail Satan!!!!!!!!!
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>>736448559
Congrats...with that post, you just leveled-up from edgeduke to edgelord!
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>>736448559
kek
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>>736448648
It was a joke meant to imply you fucked her on prom night...which you did, didn't you!
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>>736438901
Image souce ?
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>>736448244
That doesn't really offend me to be honest, cause I'm sure I have a more productive sex life than you.
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>>736448595
nah my standards are okay, i dont have really high standards, like, for example, id fuck a fat chick if she was cute. also i'm attractive, but i just don't try, because of my living situation, income, and medical problems.
it's a culmination of shitty hands ive been given throughout life that has lead up to this.
ive had plenty of chances to lose my virginity in my past, but autism, or other reasons has prevented me from going through with it.
now everyones moved away and the women i was friends with as a teen growing up all moved on/moved away.
theres literally not a single woman i can text at this moment and talk to.
there is one, but if i just texted her out of the blue that would be weird. we haven't talked in years.
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>>736448799
Yes, although it was technically the morning after.
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>>736448666
>666
That sounds like something Satan would say so hail meme daddy satan
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>>736438901
8 years old. Friends dad forced me to blow him. Does this count?
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itt: bottomfeeders
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>>736448850
I know an kid with minor autism who now considers himself Transgender because he's a virgin at 17. Oh and he said his dick is the size of a double a battery on hard.
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>>736448817
Technically, banging trannies isn't productive.
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>>736448999
>meme daddy

your ancestors, the egyptians, the greeks, the romans, the sumerians, the hindus, the native americans, the slavs, the asians were all worshipping "Satan" before modern religion existed.. the jews created everything that comes into your head when you think of "religion" aside from Satan.
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>>736438901
Holy shit who are these hoes in the pic? they make my peepee hard
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>>736449132
Don't bang "Trannies" never had sex with a "Tranny" I've had sex with one guy ever, and more girls, because guys make me uncomfortable.
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>>736449020
that's a little odd. i mean, im way too fucking smart to have autism, but i use it as a "haha funny" term.
i kinda feel bad for people who actually have autism, talking to them is like trying to navigate a Chinese mountain road while driving a bus. its just hard to maintain conversation when only one side is contributing.
anyway, i doubt im even that bad off, but i just have no drive to go out and meet women.
the last time i took a woman on a date last year, she ghosted me a few days after, and i got the message after she didnt respond to the 3 texts i sent.
fuck it, dating in this day and age is too much effort and if getting laid is all it's cracked up to be, id rather just jerk off and pass out while smoking/drinking by myself on most nights.
its sad but true. women really arent mature enough to commit to anything.
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>>736441362
story
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21 to my first girlfriend
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>>736449378
Not necessarily true, go after older women, ones that are 30+.
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4 acording to my uncle
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13 and to fat trailer park skank who was 14
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>>736449504
i just have no drive to even want to do that.
that and i dont even know where to start.
i need money for bars, and for that i need a job, and that means i need my medical problems to go away, etc.
you see where im coming from? just too many problems at the moment to even think about that shit, then these fucking threads remind me of it, and im like oh shit i just remembered, im still a virgin lol.
and if i even want to change that i need to take some "cool" pictures of myself to put on tindr, and even then thats a challenge because i barely do anything fucking cool besides smoke and drink with the boys.
idunno, i guess im self destructive, but i dont even try so i cant even be mad at anyone but myself.
i also have a bad temper and i sometimes lash out uncontrollably.
so i cant really have a girlfriend because it'll inevitably happen that ill go berserk, like ive done to all my friends/loved ones, and ill lose her too.
hell, i sound stable in writing, but im one of the most unstable people i know... its sad.
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>>736450001
Wait until you're married, I guess. Which medical problems do you have? How old are you?
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>>736450240
i shit blood and i'm 22
ive been shitting blood for 8 years
it comes and goes, and it's so painful that sometimes i cant walk, sit down, or sleep some days.
so i cant even work at the moment, just got over a 2 week flare up that was so painful it would send shivers down my spine/give me goosebumps every few seconds until i did something for it.
i grew up with chronic, cystic acne, and that ruined my chances of dating, then at 15 i started shitting blood, and now i'm 22.
i dont think im going to ever find someone who would want such a broken person as me.
gay people wouldnt even want me because my asshole doesnt even work properly.
just kill me now, i guess?
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Still a virgin,not a kissles ine though,had 2 girls but couldnt go that far as going down on them.5 years past since that,I'm 21 now,and I cant even decide on how to find a girl to begin a relationship with.Have a car,a house and some proper cash to start a life of with.And here im sitting thinking if a 2meter cord can help me out and how many knots can solve my problems
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>>736438901
I haven't yet
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>>736450649
My guy, have you been diagnosed? Shit sounds deadly. (No pun intended) be a top instead of assuming position as bottom.
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>>736450649
You are never going to improve with that attitude. There are some things that you can change regardless of how fucked up your life is.
Changing your attitude towards life, girls, your own moving and self image is hard, but it is free and it is the first thing you need to do, RIGHT NOW.

And why the fuck are you shitting blood?
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>>736438901
31, but to be honest I wasnt really trying before that.
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Life never threw lemons at me,as matter of fact shit is going way deeper into the shithole than I ever thought I would get stuck in.People always used me as a "life support",Im sick of tgeir shit yet somehow i manage to pull the strings in my life...I just wish I find a proper girl that could look into my eyes and not say "I pitty you".I started bragingabout ny life,on 4can...I need some pussy asap
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>>736438901
Never and at this rate I'll become a wizard. Only 9 more years.
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>>736438901
does the time i put my dick in the dog ass count...cause I cum buckets
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i had hand job at 13 (didnt nut)
i put my dick in at 15 (didnt nut)
and to this day i havent climaxed to a girl
>19
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#736450649

You have hemeroids i think,2/5 people have them throughout their lifecycle.If you dint start treating them with pilex or some other stuff I promise you you will SHIT BRICKS! bleading will be the best thing that happens when that occurs.Get your shit sorted out,dont eat dry food rake some beans instead...seek help
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19 to a stripper in Hawaii. I actually thought she was a whore at first, since she approached me and initiated the whole thing.

Didn't ask for money afterwards though. Found out later she was fucking nuts and liked to cheat on her boyfriend whenever he pissed her off. Fucked her occasionally for five years.
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14 and it was a pretty big mistake in hindsight
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1min old with the hot nurse
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>>736439604
IS THIS KYLE FREEMAN
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>>736438901
18 or 19, i can't remember.

I'm 22 actually.
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>>736439672
Storeee
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37, and still counting
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>>736448559
i was worry thats this new /b/ changed will all the gayness but you sir are not a faggot today
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>>736446498
Die you piece of shit
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15
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13
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21. 27 now with plenty of dry spells and some serious desperation bangs. The only upside to those are when you are the better looking one the girl will let you do whatever. Like I would never stick my fingers down the throat of a girl I actually liked unless she clearly was into that. Worst part is washing your dick in shame for the whole day after. I've also definitely been raped by some hamplanets when I've been super fucked up.
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>24 (the past year)
I told to a sexy girl "I have sex many times, with so much girls", and she like it and want to be one more (a friend with benefits), but I fail and fall in love so she left me
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23. Was a full on fat beta.

33 now still a fat fuck, but not beta anymore. Fucked over 12 women since my first time.
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>>736445953
Her name Grete?
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>>736443711
Ew no. Girl pussy> boipucci
Fuck off fagit
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>>736452589
so you're still a virgin? so you didn't lose it at age 37.
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>>736452629
Are you mad cause we middle eastern pull badder bitches than you?
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>>736438901
Just got out of high school and still haven't. Any tips for college?
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12
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>>736453083
Girls fake orgasms, traps can't.
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>>736438901
Still pending and I'm 20
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>>736442128
>having sex when you're 17 with a person you never talk to again after you're 18 means that when you're 92 you will be married
YEAH DUDE GREAT LOGIC
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