Don't go very far east of I35 in Austin and you'll be fine. Hamilton's Pool out west is pretty cool but you need to all ahead and reserve a day. If you want that stereotypical texas country town check out johnson city and frederiskburg or however you spell it. Also whataburger will save your soul when you're drunk and its 2am
It's funny because eurofags literally believe that everybody in America is carrying a gun and that people are being shot left and right. I've lived in America 42 years and have had a gun pointed at me zero times. Eurofags are fucking morons
>>736431280 >is there anything interesting to do or see in Austin Austin is a complete shithole compared to any other major city in Texas, it's considered a bizarre liberal enclave that's pretty much crawling with faggots. As a European, you should be at home there. >where else should I go in Texas Depends on what you want to do, nigger. San Antonio isn't far away and has Six Flags Over Texas (A rollercoaster park.) and Sea World. In Austin there's a cool indoor rock climbing place I've been to. Other than visiting those locations, I haven't been down in that direction very much. I live in Houston, otherwise known as the *ACTUAL* fucking capital. We have the second best theater district in the country second only to broadway, the food here is the best in the country, and the people are extraordinarily chill no matter where you are. No matter where you go in Texas, I can guarantee that as long as you aren't a snooty asshat people will be incredibly kind to you and you will make friends easily. >how to not get shot DO NOT use public transportation, especially if there are stops in the shithole areas of town. I will tell you straight up that anywhere you go in Texas, the public transportation is garbage that is borderline not meant to be used by actual human beings. Everyone worth a shit drives everywhere. Rent/buy a car ASAP.
>>736433062 This. I live in South Texas near the border with Mexico and I have met so many wannabe cowboys. They think that just because they wear boots, a hat (a cowboy hat or one of those camo caps), drive big trucks (that mommy & daddy bought for them), and speak with a retarded accent they are the real deal. I am pretty sure that a HUUUUGE portion of them have never even done real cowboy shit like the people up north.
>>736433274 I may eat more than my share of glue but i can spot a cocksucking Texan from a block away. They are the most unsavory critters that crawl the face of the earth. Worse than niggers, sand niggers, Mexicans and democrats added together.
>>736433477 That's because liberals use poor people as their bread and butter, they're not stupid at higher levels, just at lower levels.
If your entire fucking political party revolves around harvesting votes for poor people, guess what you're going to do? Keep promising them world and free shit, but make sure you don't actual benefit them overall so that they keep voting for you.
This is why liberal areas are permanently stuck in a rut. They keep voting for free shit and help, but they never fucking get it, so they keep voting for it with increased desperation as they rob and steal to survive and somehow blame conservatives for their woes. Totally fucking hoodwinked. Sad.
>>736431280 You will be fine in Austin. Austin has been taken over by hipsters; you will be able to go to any bar and talk about stovepipe trousers and which stovepipe trousers give you the best anal cameltoe. If you have a beard it is even better! The beard and the man-bun was played out in NYC in 2003 but in Austin you can still get some juice from that.
>>736434076 This. Funny thing is that most of them live in the suburbs and the only thing they do is go hunting or fishing which feeds their ego. I've seen real cowboy Texans outside cities like San Antonio, Austin, and Waco and they are nothing like those fags.
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