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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DANIEL!!!!!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 255
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DANIEL!!!!!
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still gold
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>>736420993
Degenerate Dan here
Hullo, i am dan
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>>736421068
Lol I had her a few minutes ago, said I was the 4th Dan in a row
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>>736421068
I wish I could find Courtney
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Dan the man strikes back. Also, how does one get into a conversation with the elusive Courtney?
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>>736421235
Too bad I guess
>My sides

This nigga don't even know who plank is
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She raged
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pizza
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Traps are fucking gay
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Cockerdaniel...dapper dan...I am now become Famiel...They'll never know it's me
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>>736421594
Well actually the most logical thing would be to call liking traps bisexual.
You gotta like boobs and you gotta like dick in order to like traps.
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So many Dans and not enough others.
Anybody have other sites like dis for daniel?
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>>736421594
no they're not faggot
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>>736421594
>>736421877 Makes a pretty reasonable argument
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>>736421877
Still gay doe
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I don't think she like bark...
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He says I'm unique
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>>736421886
Yeah liking dick isn't gay
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>>736422068
Silly courney
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>>736421992
>being this fucking stupid
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I like to spew pseudo-intellectual garbage mixed in with actual historical knowlage so I'm only wrong like 30% of the time. Keeps them guessing.
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one thing women are better than men at...
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>>736422233
It's a fucking dick. It's gay
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>>736422303
Its not gay if the penis is feminine
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>>736422243
HOLY SHIT
Gave me a good kek, thanks Based Dan
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>>736422322
It's a penis, it's gay
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>>736422322
^
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>>736422303
Someone who likes dicks can be BI, doesn't have to be GAY
You're an IDIOT
>>736422322 you too
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Found Dan
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>>736422243
Nice.
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>>736422398
wwwwwha
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>>736422425
Its not gay if the dick is feminine, how are you not grasping this?
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>>736422461
My point is that licking traps is not straight you fucking cunt
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>>736422239
An hero. Just for a day. Kekkles
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Love you Sonic...
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>>736422133
The finisher
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>>736421448
10/10
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I am so disappointed.
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>>736422577
WTF Sanic???
Now I'm hungry for some mexican food :(
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I AM DEGENERATE DAN, AND WITH MY DUBS I PROCLAIM THAT BARK ON A TREE IS NOT GAY
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>>736422504
How can penises be feminine if the person is born male you deluded faglord?
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>>736422243
Fucking 24 karat anon

Much kekkles
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>>736422555
I was going to say something like "did you get it?" and when she says no call her retarded but it turned into something better
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This is a conversation between Fuck You, Dan and yourself, Dan.
Fuck You, Dan: I hope you die
Dan: Dan will never die
Dan: Dan is Life
Fuck You, Dan: Dan is a kuk
Dan: You make Dan Dangerous
Fuck You, Dan: I'll fight you
Dan: Dan is a weapon with his brain
Fuck You, Dan: Dan is a dumb ass little bitch who'll get shanked with a sharpened tooth brush
Dan: Dan thinks you sound like a terrorist.
Fuck You, Dan has left the conversation.
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>>736422746
shit
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>>736422747
How can anything be feminine? It just looks sissy like obviously
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This is a conversation between Luca |Male|Sub|Gay|ask for desc.|15|5'0"|Any RP or SRP|You start| and yourself, Dan.


So needy.
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>>736422527
>saying something different from what you later claim your point was
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lulz

This is a conversation between Amazing Girl (teen superhero, 5'1'', blonde, blue eyes, curvy figure, blue cape and white leotard) and yourself, Dan.
Amazing Girl (teen superhero, 5'1'', blonde, blue eyes, curvy figure, blue cape and white leotard) has left the conversation.
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>>736422858
That's what I'm saying
These beta males are obviously hiding in the closet, because they still think that if the person looks like a girl then it's not gay.
They need to start admitting they love to fuck people with cocks and own up to their mental illness.
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>>736422790
Gutted m8
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>>736422886
I'm mildly interested in this one
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This is a conversation between Don and yourself, Dan.
Don: Hi
Dan: Hi Don.
Dan: Dan here
Don: Guess what
Dan: Don is short for Donatello ?
Don: Lol no you fucking faggot
Dan: I love ya'lls movies
Don: I love when you cry
Dan: oh you'll never love me then
Don: Lol faggot
Don has left the conversation.
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Keeping this bitch alive yo
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Courtney!
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>>736422747
If the penis is small and cute, its a feminine penis.
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>>736423317
>9chan
ok
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>>736423317
I LOVE COURTNEY!
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This is a conversation between Lilli Zwingli {Liechtenstein} and yourself, Meg Griffin(in Daniel form, pre-op,35, chunky, and ready to show you my monkey).
Meg Griffin(in Daniel form, pre-op,35, chunky, and ready to show you my monkey): hi
Lilli Zwingli {Liechtenstein}: Um, Hello?
Meg Griffin(in Daniel form, pre-op,35, chunky, and ready to show you my monkey): You seem hesitant?
Lilli Zwingli {Liechtenstein}: My apologies...
Meg Griffin(in Daniel form, pre-op,35, chunky, and ready to show you my monkey): D-D-Did I do something wrong?
Lilli Zwingli {Liechtenstein}: Of course not!
Lilli Zwingli {Liechtenstein}: You're perfectly fine!
Lilli Zwingli {Liechtenstein} has left the conversation.
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Hopefully I can get some bark
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Is this penis feminine enough?
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http://www.shamchat.com/c59246ec/
Met up with my boy Degenerate Dan.
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This pokemon lad still looking for his rp, such dedication
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Furry Dan and Degeneracy Dan, oh absolutely
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Alright everyone, Dan, but also a furry is bored.
Maybe I'll do this next time it happens. Until then, good bye anons.
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>>736423830
HERE YOU GO, FURRY DAN
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>>736421448
>Caramel Macchiatto

What the fuck are you on about cunt. A macchiatto is an espresso with cappuccino foam on top
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Which one of you faggots is Conor McGregor but transsexual? You're a faggot
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Thank you, kind sir. But I am what you kids call a homosexual.
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Heh http://www.shamchat.com/d255b754/
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bumpin with a blumpkin
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>>736424086
>>736423972
Woops, forgot to reply.
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I feel like theyve already met a dan?
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Not Dan but still gold
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>>736424246
Then maybe this'll suit you
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http://www.shamchat.com/53d41254/

Traps are gay
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Guess he didn't have a comeback.
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>>736424441
Thanks, mate. Will have a proud wank thanks to you.
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>>736424276
Kek
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http://www.shamchat.com/2ffcad6c/

Got bored of Dan. Resurrected the Dan.
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>chatroom's closed
chatroom's closed
>chatroom's closed
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Courtney!
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>>736424545
No problem, Furry Dan. Courtesy of Degenerate Dan.

Speaking of Courtney..
http://www.shamchat.com/127bbe77/
Couldn't post all of it in image form, because all of it is absolutely kekworthy. Almost as good as redwood bark
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>>736424642
This one of you?
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>>736424910
This is me my niggy nog!
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>>736424787
HOW DID YOU FIND HER
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>>736424910
>niggy nog

I lost
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>>736424910
Nope
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>>736424787
Not Dan must find Courtney...
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>>736425051
>Tree fiddy...
You got any bark on that tree?
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>>736425051
Furry Dan's sides are in orbit.
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I guees i am
Kek
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>>736425201
Oh absolutely
Degenerate Dan approves
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Fucking kek!

1/2
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>>736425420
2/2
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That's gold!
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>>736422243
that was great, Danon
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>>736425379
Lesbian with a penis? Whuuuuut?
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>>736425420
THAT WAS ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
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>>736425457
Got damnit danica...nice wone
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>>736425499
I don't even like yogurt
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nazi wigger reporting in
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>>736422790
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shamchat.com/c77b9408
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My God! It's full of Dans...
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This horny fucker wanted to be fucked my robot dan. wtf.
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Whos the dan who said my nan smells like gandhis sandle cheese?
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This must continue
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>>736426422
>Serious
>Beep boop
kek
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>>736426422
stealing my idea. D.A.N.2035 is not pleased
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http://www.shamchat.com/d07fe593/
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http://www.shamchat.com/a828630f/
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>>736426756
i just came across her lol
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Cool
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Guys, guys...

Do you like bark on a tree?
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>>736427118
You guys should form the funky fresh bunch
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http://www.shamchat.com/1787775a/

they continued for so long i was surprised
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>>736427326
kek
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Gold
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If any of you see the pizza guy tell him that I want my fucking pizza!
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>>736427415
Whats the OC?
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>>736427606
What an angry little guy
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>>736427664
No idea kek, he didn't stick around for me to find out
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Anybody else ran into the retarded frog?
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12 and a half is just too much pizza dan
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>>736428254
http://www.shamchat.com/45400f45/
Oops
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>>736428254
sorry nigga not up to me
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Kek

She said i hate you and left
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>>736428282
presidential discount
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>>736427606
I got the same person!
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Got some bitches kik off there posting screenshots
She was into dominating me and i slowly took her out of that shit
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>>736428424
>she was into dominating me
Post kik I unironically want to text her
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>>736428395
I've gotten her a few times also. Famiel got her and Daniel Radcliffe. Also Not Dan.
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>>736421448
"Carmel"
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>>736428496
Ill just finish the screenshots
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Wtf
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>>736428679
you're a hero, post more
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>>736429031
roasted like a jew in the holocaust
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>>736428948
what a bitch. she needs more daniel in her life
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>>736429031
>>736429099
Elliot would be proud.
Keep up the good work
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>>736429099
Ho damn nigga!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post your marblecakes, Dans.
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>>736429224
Thats a dude...
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>>736428819
Post that pic so I can use it for catfishin
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>>736429224
that was some fucking amazing reverse psychology there
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>>736429203
>>736429174
>>736429170
>>736429138
Well thank you guys i was pissed af so i sat down and wrote that for like 5 min lol
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>>736429430
It gave me Bernie about an hour ago too
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http://www.shamchat.com/2e50b626/
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>>736429224
>>736429462

Cont. ?
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>>736429434
There you go my man
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Dont let this die. Ill be back later
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>>736429301
i doubt it
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>>736429558
Thanks my dude
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>>736429224
Post entire response
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>>736429224
Post the rest
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Our story comes to an end, for now.
I doubt that she wont come back and give me those pics
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The fucking manager's nephew fucked up my order of BARK PIZZA

http://www.shamchat.com/69ac7abd/
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>>736429558
>circumcised
Disgusting
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>>736429742
>I doubt that she wont come back and give me those pics
If she sends you pics you will gain an hero status
But I don't think she will
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Damn those jewphobes !
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>>736429742
That would make for an epic addition to this bread.
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>>736428672
thats how dumbshit yanks pronounce caramel
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http://www.shamchat.com/3e5f0a2a/

This dan is cool.

Also, FUCK YOU SHAWN THE POKEMON TRAINER. Won't even listen to my bark stories
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>>736426506
>You're
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Well fuck.
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>>736430017
im pizza man Dan ive talked to both of you
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>>736429755
That's prob not op's but it's incredible
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>>736429981
>>736429831
>>736429755
>>736429705
>>736429686
>>736429615
>>736429598
>>736429556
>>736429461
>>736429434
>>736429301
>>736429260
>>736429203
How i even got her kik (this was on pc so no screenshots cuz im dumb af but i did copy the convo):

dan: heya
PerixeneFeatry: Hello Dan.
dan: whats up?
dan: f/m/nigger?
PerixeneFeatry: F, also, not much.
dan: i see
dan: same
dan: first time on this site
PerixeneFeatry: However, you should change that question.
dan: i guess its like omegle?
PerixeneFeatry: You didn't separate jews like you did niggers.
dan: good one
dan: you knpw you love it however
dan: so tell me
dan: what are you doing here?
PerixeneFeatry: I don't love it. Jews aren't people and you shouldn't include them as if they are. You need to segregate them like you did with the niggers.
dan: you know what
dan: i agree
dan: lets start over
dan: f/m/nigger/jew/send nudes?
PerixeneFeatry: F, and there's no way to add files here.
dan: well, would you have?
dan: because the way i see it people only go here for two reasons
PerixeneFeatry: Sure, why not. Doesn't matter as long as you don't know me.
dan: to sob on theyre miserable lifes, or to have some fun with a partner
dan: kik?
PerixeneFeatry: If you can guess it, sure.
dan: my guess is
dan: perixenefeatrybsdmplay
dan: a wild guess
dan: am i close?
PerixeneFeatry: I have rope and I do bdsm occasionally, but that's not my kik.
dan: damn youre gonna get me hard using that kind of language
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>>736421095
Hey be nice
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cont:
PerixeneFeatry: I probably shouldn't mention my strapon then.
dan: how about you give me your kik and ill tell you what i'll do to you
PerixeneFeatry: I would be the one in charge, but nice try.
dan: mmm, so you like to be the dominant one
PerixeneFeatry: I've already told you my kik several times though, so I'll leave it up to you to figure it out.
dan: hey. who said i have a problem with that
PerixeneFeatry: Good luck dan.
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Shawn is a cunt, he won't accept my bark
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no bark this time, fuck me
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>>736430504
good one
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>>736430721
Shawn avoids me everytime
I even tried naming myself Shawn(Pokurmom Trainer)
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>>736430803
Wait, what? That's not me

Imposter Degenerate Dan?! Does he like bark?!
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>>736430940
He later confessed he wasnt the real one
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>>736421176
Wow you guys are clearly retarded, thinking that it's still the real courtney
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Shawn is faggot
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>>736422243
>you're r kidding
>you are are kidding
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Who upset this poor fag,?
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>>736422504
Gay
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Didn't know a Morty was here.
Hope he likes Megaseed Tree Bark
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>>736431629
Perfect.
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>>736431635
You can haz Daniel?
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>>736422239
You like david bowie don't you?
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>>736431972
shitpost
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>>736432130
Must've taken you a while to figure that out.
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every time they see a dan join they leave convo

LOL
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>>736432193
This is why I went to naD...They'll never know
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Part 1
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Part 2
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This shit skin over here
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>>736432428
How did i do?
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>>736432381
>>736432428
Nice. Fuck that guy. Who the fuck RP's as an 8 year old?
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>>736432381
>>736432428
>vore rp
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>>736432478
Indians are this desperate
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Guise...there's nobody left on there but us I think...
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>>736432130
no shit
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>>736432926
EVERYONE REVERT TO A DANIEL LIKE STATE!!!! I MUST KNOW IF ITS JUST US DANS LEFT
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Part 1/2
This is a conversation between Lucifer and yourself, Danold Tramp.
Danold Tramp: Brother
Lucifer : Hello again~
Danold Tramp: I'm smart
Lucifer : Are you sure about that?
Danold Tramp: I presidents the us
Danold Tramp: I'm smart
Lucifer : You spelt your ow. Name wrong, I don't think that is smart.
Danold Tramp: No, you're misinformed, I'm Danold Tramp and I am smart.
Danold Tramp: My friends call me Dan for short
Lucifer : Of course you are...
Danold Tramp: What do your friends call you for short? Lucy?
Danold Tramp: Well that's pretty gay.
Lucifer : No. They call me their worst nightmare.
Danold Tramp: Lucy likes to dress up like a girl
Danold Tramp: Lucy Lucy Lucy
Lucifer : No I don't!
Danold Tramp: Lucy wears panty hose and dances around the kitchen while she makes her big make some pancakes
Danold Tramp: Man*
Danold Tramp: Lucy's a lil bitch
Danold Tramp: Telling Dan he isn't smart
Danold Tramp: Bitch pls
Danold Tramp: Bet you can't even make the fucking pancakes right
Danold Tramp: You're a piece of shit Lucy
Danold Tramp: That's why no one fucking lives you.
Danold Tramp: You're an unlovable fucking retarded
Everything you touch turns to shit Lucy.
Lucifer : I must have touched you then
Danold Tramp: "oh no Danny is so mean." Shut your mouth Lucy.
Danold Tramp: Yeah, you made me like this Lucy, it's your fucking fault
Danold Tramp: I don't want to hurt you Lucy, but you give me no choice
Danold Tramp: You're at fault here Lucy
Danold Tramp: I really tried to be nice to you, but you just like fucking pushing me
Danold Tramp: You can't even make pancakes right Lucy.
Lucifer : That is not true. My pancakes are the best.
>>
OH SHIT HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME

GRANTED IT WAS ONE WORD, BUT IT WASN'T EVEN BARK
>>
>>736433288
Part 2/2
Danold Tramp: IM FUCKING SMART LUCY
Danold Tramp: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU,OR YOUR WHORE MOTHER SAYS
Danold Tramp: IM SMART LUCY. IM FUCKING SMART LUCY.
Lucifer : (OMG I can't breath I'm laughing so much)
Danold Tramp: Don't you EVER fucking laugh at me Lucy.
Danold Tramp: I will go upstairs and wake up our little Luc,tell him what a fucking RETARDED WHORE his mother is
Danold Tramp: Is that what you want me to do Lucy?
Danold Tramp: Do you want Lucy to know how fucking retarded you are?
Danold Tramp: I swear to fuck Lucy if you don't fucking answer me
Danold Tramp: I AM FUCKING SMART LUCY
Lucifer : First off, I am not a woman so I can not have children. Second, I have no idea what the fuck is going on right now.
Danold Tramp: LUCY DONT FUCKING BACK TALK ME
Danold Tramp: I WILL END YOU
Danold Tramp: DO YOU THINK IM KIDDING LUCY?
Danold Tramp: I AM SO FUCKING SMART
Danold Tramp: I AM SO SMART LUCY
Lucifer : Are you sure about that?
Danold Tramp: I AM SMART LUCY
Danold Tramp: I'm SMART
Lucifer : No you are not.
Danold Tramp: im smart
Lucifer : No you are not
Danold Tramp: Smart
Lucifer : Not
Danold Tramp: Maybe not, but at least I'm not a faggot.
Lucifer : Do you even know what that word means?
Danold Tramp: It's what i would have burned you at the stake with for being such a fucking faggot, Lucy.
Danold Tramp: I'm smart
Lucifer : No you are not
Danold Tramp: Lucy,can we just be friends
Lucifer : If you would like to be friends then yes we can.
Danold Tramp: Then stop your fucking back talk and make me some good fucking pancakes you dumb fucking whore
Danold Tramp: Just leave, you're fucking useless Lucy
>>
EVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DANEVERYONE REVERT TO DAN
>>
Alright /b/ased Danons, Degenerate Dan here, but I have to go. If Furry Dan comes around, tell him there was a bunny on Shamchat.

Later dans.
>>
http://www.shamchat.com/1d6ce34f/
>>
My name is actually Dan and I use shamchat sometimes...
>>
>>736434305
Good luck now faggit
>>
Too many Dans and not enough fags...This is Not Dan, Famiel, Cockferdaniel, naD, and totally not some faggot named Daniel leaving all of you Dans.

All hail Dan!
Another day, another Daniel.
>>
>>736422577
I thought hr ate chilli dogs.
>>
http://www.shamchat.com/669d994b/
>>
Fuck you pizza delivery dan. Gas the kikes
>>
>>736424276
Save the guy who killed Hitler so Hitler lives.
>>
>>736434553
Your mom eats chilli dogs
>>
This is a conversation between Any of you guys use sdl? and yourself, /B/an.
/B/an: twice
Any of you guys use sdl?: You ever ecountered the error "undefined reference to IMG_Load()"? Or something like that
/B/an: happens all the time man...
Any of you guys use sdl?: Know how to fix it?
Any of you guys use sdl?: Can't find anything on google
/B/an: it's a glitch in the matrix....
/B/an: yeah jut take a red pill
Any of you guys use sdl?: Maybe I could exploit this glitch. Maybe
Any of you guys use sdl? has left the conversation.
>>
Danold Tramp out.

Only getting Dan's and unresponsive queers
>>
>>736435184
/D/an
Fucking autistic
>>
Anybody seen Dan Bilzerian yet?
>>
dan abdul mohamed al shairza hummud ahmeid reporting in
>>
Ghost..
>>
Love this thread. BTW, is this the only thread, or were there ones before this? If someone screencapped the earlier threads can they post it here?
>>
Danny Tha Manny: f/m/nigger ?
.: ..... why is nigger another category?
.: are you a cracker, or no ?
Danny Tha Manny: nah fam me a Wigger Nazi
.: so, a cracker, cool !
.: what's it like having no lips, i've gotta know!
Danny Tha Manny: well we dont really need them ya know the whole sucking dick part of slave owners yeaa.... we kinda never did that
.: dude, having no lips must suck
.: no butt.
.: no melanin
.: barely any culture
.: made nothing for yourselves.
Danny Tha Manny: nah fam we let other do the work bark
.: lazy
.: that's saaaad lol
Danny Tha Manny: what can we do otherwise with all the money exept for buying sum slaves ?
.: something useful
.: use all the money that you have to eliminate yoursleves!
Danny Tha Manny: lol whut hell no all the niggers have nothing to do then
.: they'll have something to do
Danny Tha Manny: its bad enough with the inbreeding niggers but we took care of that we have now a working community called KKK they burn all the inbred looks cool fam
Danny Tha Manny: i call running and climbing like monkeys not usefull but i can see that you think that nigger
.: thank GOD for isis, i'm glad they're killing all of these white people. they deserve it. diiiieeee crackers
.: if all muslims were terrorists, you white people wouldn't stand a goDDAMN CHANCE.
1/2 Asian nigger getting upset i guess
>>
ima be dan danson the dan
>>
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Danny Tha Manny: well i mean we have to kill of a few whites to make it look like we dont pay them right ?
.: you have to kill all of 'em
Danny Tha Manny: and those sand niggers have a fun time with c4 and ak 47 so everybody happy
.: whiittteee boy
.: everyone is starting to see how lame, boring, and uncultured you pasty ass guys look like
Danny Tha Manny: cool to see the show but i think soon will finnaly have all the refugee niggers locked up and the 4reich can begin
Danny Tha Manny: so mysterio salty nigger you ready to pick some cotton again ?
.: everyone is beginning to turn against you white people, get ready !!
.: you guys do have a machine to do that for you, so what's good?
Danny Tha Manny: i see our PR guy is doing sum gud work XD
.: eww that was so white
Danny Tha Manny: i can see why you are scared niglet
.: lmaaoooo niglet
Danny Tha Manny: yes Niglet, Nigger, Old nig... i mean dead
.: mhmmm heard 'em all
Danny Tha Manny: like you should
.: come up with somethin' new? you guys aren't that creative
Danny Tha Manny: kinda hard you know there arent many niggers who can think of better things for themselves
Danny Tha Manny: we even payed the last guy 3 dollars
Danny Tha Manny: like daim
.: white people are dumb yooo
Danny Tha Manny: he came up with some weird fetish inbred stuff like the rest of them
Danny Tha Manny: ik very dumb to pay him 3 dollars
Danny Tha Manny: but eh he bought sum watermelon and went back to cotton picking so its oke
.: i'm bored
fuck 2/3.. Asian nigger almost done
>>
.: white person, so something interesting!
Danny Tha Manny: i can see why you would think that we are interesting no we are just regular slave owners like the ones before
Danny Tha Manny: now tell me a little about yourself would ya ?
.: um ? i'm actually asian but ! that's it
Danny Tha Manny: ah Asian niggers
.: i'm laughing
Danny Tha Manny: ugh to small to pick cotton
Danny Tha Manny: prob why you get access to internet worthless for anything else then being used by a trap
.: i'm laughing, you white people love asian culture though
Danny Tha Manny: yes amazing niggers that became small and started to fry their bananas, quite impressive
.: gotta go !! brb !!
. has left the conversation.

AAAAAND hes gone...... 3/3 ?
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>>736436355
HOLY FUCK that cought me offguard for some reason. I shouldve known.
>>
We nee soon a new dan threat.
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>>736422025
major autism
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