Name something not even Bill Gates can buy.
>Bill gates approaches you and wife
>1 billion for one night of her pussy anon
>no, fuck you, I own a mac
>wife asks you why you're so fucking stupid
>leaves you for bill gates
2. Well-adjusted kids
3. Work-life balance
4. Natural beauty
6. Common sense
7. A clear conscience
8. Purpose in life
10. Good friends
11. A long life
12. Close-knit family
13. An open mind
14. A worry-free day
16. A new beginning
17. Clean arteries
18. A great idea
19. An honest politician
20. Peace of mind
21. A good hair day
24. A good epitaph
25. Happy memories
26. Time to relax
27. A strong work ethic
28. A positive attitude
29. A happy home
30. Everything you may want
31. Good karma
32. Appreciation of the simple things
33. True love
34. A new shot at a missed opportunity
35. Peace in the world
36. A golden anniversary
38. A second chance in life
39. Quality time with your kids
43. A good reputation
44. 25-hour day
45. Relationship with your kids
49. A proper perspective
>when you read the whole list
>when at least half can be bought by Bill Gates
>being this autistic
At least 40 of these are easily achievable through money, you fucking idiot.
>A new beginning
>A worry-free day
>A good hair day
>Time to relax
HURR DURR CAN'T BE BOUGHT. And those are not the only ones, but i grew bored of what a fucking moron you are so i just stopped listing them.
>You will never be a young kid again chilling with your friends.
>You will never experience young love in your teens.
>You will never experience love like in movies and anime.
Even if we make a time machine(which is possible) that still doesn't change the fact that I am autistic and would probably fuck it up either way.
Nigger I have experienced all of that, and people romanticize the shit out of it.
> Young kid chilling
That is true, that is kickass. But if you could give your pals a billion each you can still just chill together, not a care in the world.
The absolute worst. Being in love is great, but with it comes a whole slew of hormones, drama and pettiness. The love you get as an adult is more mature and therefore rewarding - because it's not just raging hormones.
>Like in movies and anime
I don't watch anime, but if you could take a crush on a private jet, to some private beach where you have waiters and chefs preparing a meal under a setting sun, im pretty fucking sure not even the most cliché loveflicks would stoop that low.
TL;DR - i feel ya, autist, but it's not all that.
...except there was an episode where Marge ran away with the rich geek.