I love getting naked in public and streaking. Late last night I went to a local park in the middle of my town. Stripped of and threw my clothes in a hiding spot and paraded around the whole park. In the end I stepped out and stood under a street light to finish myself off in clear view of anybody that may have been looking. I always push it to go riskier as I do it more. I'm definitely going to get caught at some point.
>>736397328 I'm currently the president of a country. What they don't know is I'm a spy sent by their opponent country. Now I get to sabotage this country from the inside because no one suspects me, their president, to be an enemy spy.
I found out my gf had her dog eat her out before she was with me (not from her, from her friend). She thought it would put me off her and date her instead. So I've fucked her friend but not dumped my gf. TLDR I now want to watch my f get fucked by her dog.
>>736398944 IKR. I mean she might have actually fucked the dog and not told her friend in case it grossed her out. Need to find a way to find out that doesn't look like I'm accusing her or turned off by it when the reality is the total opposite.
If you see a dog humping something, tell her it's good to see everybody have fun, with a naughty smile on your face if you can.
Or if you somehow run into a conversation about OTHER people having sex with dogs, start talking about how it's bullshit to call it abuse if the dog just loves humping stuff. And how you actually think it's kind of cool that people do it, because it's so naughty. And how you think it's much more common than people think...
She's not gonna scold you too bad, because she's done it herself. But she's gonna be nervous about it, since her gf tried to shame her for it. So you need to let her understand it's actually a plus for you. Give her the green light, make her feel that you so far into this on your own that she's safe from making a fool of herself, and she will open up for you.
Of course, the cheezy way to do it is an "accidental" dog sex popup while you are with her, and telling her you think it should be legal, taking a while to close it....
Use your imagination, but don't be too confronting about it. Go in from the side, so she feels safe about opening up.
I'm the sister guy who posted few days ago. Had pretty nice few days. I initially decided to let it go as some suggested, because that sounded like safe move. But sister tried to fuck me over again so I changed my mind.
There was a guy who died fucking a horse. Tell her you read the article and couldn't believe it. Next tell her a horse is crazy but you could see someone fucking a dog and how it wouldn't be bad as long as it wasn't forced and shit. How you have actually thought about it or ran across some porn of it and everyone looked happy but then reiterate that the horse thing might be taking it to far. Then ask her if she has ever thought about it. Chances are she will come clean. Take it from there with his you . Like a few days later tell her you jerked off to her and her dog. Every few days or so escalate the fantasy either she will come straight out and say no or you will be buying a dog soon
>>736401720 oh I know that, she brings me her friends, she starts them off, then lets me join in, then to finish on them, she loves to see me cum on her friend's racks, then she cleans them up and kisses them... telling ya, she's worth it...
i showed my dick to a little girl on a playground once. I sold drugs on evo and agora. I stole drugs from family. I was a heroin addict for several years. I introduced four people to it. one is in jail, one is dead, one is probably trying to pan handle or steal money as we speak, one is doing just fine. I stole over $100,000 from a business deal and am still going to court for it. I raped my dog, i let a craigslist guy suck my dick at a school after hours, I used to nut in my sisters shampoo. I have a girlfriend and i love her but another girl at work jacks me off all the time.
>>736402248 The worst thing is posting that autistic pic.. I could have overlooked everything else ..but I hate that realistic Rick and Morty shit..makes me cringe. I hope you die.and I am 100% serious
>>736402506 i really don't want to to tell a doctor. like i have health insurance and everything but i never go, so i'd have to basically tell a stranger. and i still love the feeling. the itching gets so intense but i feel like i'm coming when i'm scratching a good one. sometimes after i go full out on it, it really hurts to wipe. i guess that's the only downside.
>>736402641 start putting small amounts of your shit into soup and feed your family, it should be cold aswell so the eggs inside dont die. Eventually they'll get the worms too. Try to discourage going to the hospital/doctor for as long as you can after their symptoms begin to show, and then savour the expression your children and wife makes when they find big worms perking out of their anuses
I used to show cock to my Mother in Law. I'd leave toys around her house, starting with little ones, and gradually buying her bigger ones. She said my dick was twice the size of any one she had ever seen, and she would cum just looking at it. One time I caught her, I dumped a load on her bathroom counter, and she walked in shortly after I walked out. I walked back towards her after she went in, and she was scooping up the cum, and started to suck her fingers to get it all up. She just said "thank you", and slinked sexily by me, back to the kitchen. Later she told the whole family that she was full, and she had eaten a big :snack" earlier. I came twice more that day, after that, until my balls ached.
>>736402775 My best friend's little sister was a hot little swedish loli, and I'd suck on her dirty panties. I'd just go down to their laundry room, and find her little undies, and suck them until the sweet juices came out. Man, that was yummy. I can't imagine how good her little pink pussy would have tasted. I would jack off, and shoot cum clear across the room after just tasting her tiny pee stains!
This last weekend we had some neighbors at our house. My wife drank too much and went to bed. She sleeps nude. I like showing off her body so I left the door cracked and the sheets off. My old neighbor saw her and asked if he could get a closer look. I was drunk and said yes. My wife was so drunk she didn't even know this old dude had his hands all over her. The old timer pulled out his wrinkled ass cock and started jerking it when he had two fat fingers in her pussy. He said he was going to fuck her but I stopped him and he blew a load all over her ass.
I felt awful about the whole thing the next morning. I let a creepy old guy finger my drunk passed out wife. He wants another go of course.
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