SHARE YOUR SECRETS!1!!! AND GENERAL DEGENERACY STUFF!

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>>736397328
I'm a furry with a were-transformation fetish. I'm also bi and love sucking cock.

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Do you like satin/b/? Rawwr

>>736397429
maybe..

I love getting naked in public and streaking.
Late last night I went to a local park in the middle of my town. Stripped of and threw my clothes in a hiding spot and paraded around the whole park. In the end I stepped out and stood under a street light to finish myself off in clear view of anybody that may have been looking.
I always push it to go riskier as I do it more. I'm definitely going to get caught at some point.

>>736397571
i enjoy public nudity/exhibition

i masturbate to cp

I steal drugs from my family often.
I dont consider myself an addict because i never experience withdrawal or anything like that. I just like experimenting and getting high.

>>736397678
Could you show us an example? Iam asking for a friend

I want to be one of those girls in the Czek glory hole videos. Where their lower half is the only thing exposed in a hole in the wall to dozens of men and have no way to stop them from fucking you.

>>736397853
Are you a girl or a fag?

I steal my dad's marijuana, not often but it's really fucking good quality and it's better than buying it

>>736397962
r u 12?

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I like side boob

I have a secret.... I'm still alive.
Oh wow, Oh wow, Oh wow

>>736397328
I'm currently the president of a country. What they don't know is I'm a spy sent by their opponent country. Now I get to sabotage this country from the inside because no one suspects me, their president, to be an enemy spy.

>>736397962
Could be worse. How old are you? Maybe he'll share it willingly.

I found out my gf had her dog eat her out before she was with me (not from her, from her friend). She thought it would put me off her and date her instead. So I've fucked her friend but not dumped my gf. TLDR I now want to watch my f get fucked by her dog.

i take showers with andy sixx and his military wife in the back oh his car.

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I have a below average dick and I get super horny when girls make fun of it
Especially when they give examples of people who they know are bigger

>>736398578
... but its not sexual.

>>736398590
depends who you ask..

>>736397328
Come on now! Tell the international sex morality police your secrets!

Never mind that Tor stuff! 4chan is completely anonymous! You can tell us! See? Your nick says "anonymous"!

If I met the right girl I would totally start an incest family

Come on people, don't be dumb. I like the idea, that people can see how normal this stuff is etc.. But cops are known for monitoring 4chan. Do this on Tor forums, Freenet, etc..

Stay safe!

Shill thread.

>>736398528
That's really hot...

But also really common actually. I've heard A LOT of similar stories. If we didn't live in sexually repressed totalitarian regimes, we would probably hear a lot more about it.

>>736398944
IKR. I mean she might have actually fucked the dog and not told her friend in case it grossed her out. Need to find a way to find out that doesn't look like I'm accusing her or turned off by it when the reality is the total opposite.

>>736399420
Sneak in from the side.

If you see a dog humping something, tell her it's good to see everybody have fun, with a naughty smile on your face if you can.

Or if you somehow run into a conversation about OTHER people having sex with dogs, start talking about how it's bullshit to call it abuse if the dog just loves humping stuff. And how you actually think it's kind of cool that people do it, because it's so naughty. And how you think it's much more common than people think...

She's not gonna scold you too bad, because she's done it herself. But she's gonna be nervous about it, since her gf tried to shame her for it. So you need to let her understand it's actually a plus for you. Give her the green light, make her feel that you so far into this on your own that she's safe from making a fool of herself, and she will open up for you.

Of course, the cheezy way to do it is an "accidental" dog sex popup while you are with her, and telling her you think it should be legal, taking a while to close it....

Use your imagination, but don't be too confronting about it. Go in from the side, so she feels safe about opening up.

My friend's wife sucked my dick last night.

>>736399420
We're gonna need a pic or her Kik so we can check it out bro

I'm the sister guy who posted few days ago. Had pretty nice few days. I initially decided to let it go as some suggested, because that sounded like safe move. But sister tried to fuck me over again so I changed my mind.

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>>736397328
I want to be my little sister's toilet slave.

I would love to be forced to drink her sweet, delicious piss straight from her perfect young pussy.

I want her to shit on a dinner plate and giggle as she commands me to kiss her turd and to tell her how beautiful it is.

I want to lick her asshole clean after ever shit. And to suck her sweaty feet clean after she gets home from school.

I'm hopelessly addicted to her filth. I can barely get hard to anything else.

Sometimes I only brush my teeth once on a particular day

I shower every time I am about to leave the house because I can only properly comb my hair when its just been watched

I have a growth on my back I'm too scared to have checked out so I will probably die soon

>>736400469
watched=washed

>>736400091
Yeah like I'm giving her kik out on 4ch

I fapped on omegle the other night with a girl who was single digit age. She asked to see my dick do that 'sperm thing'

>>736400661
those kind of viewers are always interesting...

>>736400803
I've had plenty of them.

got trialed for child abuse, got free using sexsomnia as defense

I have sexual fantasies about my cousin since we were kids. When i was 10(she was 9) i slipped my hand inside her pants while she was sleeping.

Few weeks ago, my male cousin asked if i could back up his laptop's files for him. He has nudes of his underaged gf(15yo?) on it and is currently backed up on my drive

>>736399420
Let me tell you how to do this..

There was a guy who died fucking a horse. Tell her you read the article and couldn't believe it. Next tell her a horse is crazy but you could see someone fucking a dog and how it wouldn't be bad as long as it wasn't forced and shit. How you have actually thought about it or ran across some porn of it and everyone looked happy but then reiterate that the horse thing might be taking it to far. Then ask her if she has ever thought about it. Chances are she will come clean. Take it from there with his you . Like a few days later tell her you jerked off to her and her dog. Every few days or so escalate the fantasy either she will come straight out and say no or you will be buying a dog soon

>>736398195
Who doesn't

I've been screwing around with my current wife since she was 9 years old, she's 22 now

>>736401294
Dump that old slut . Wtf is wrong with you?

>>736401337
Fcups man...

>>736401459
What does she weigh? ... be honest

>>736401536
about... 190-200 depends, but she is small, she is thick anyways, it's still worth it

>>736397799
Hello mr not fbi

>>736400803
Once watched a guy cum on a sleeping baby

>>736401634
I won't judge bro. Just know you can get big tits on a lot of chicks

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I have pinworms and i scratch my anus with a comb every night till it bleeds. it's the best feeling in the world. This has been going on for about 20 years.

>>736401720
oh I know that, she brings me her friends, she starts them off, then lets me join in, then to finish on them, she loves to see me cum on her friend's racks, then she cleans them up and kisses them... telling ya, she's worth it...

>>736401860
Cant argue with that...my wife is the total opposite except for the sex lol. Almost six feet small tits and 115 lbs

I'm straight but I love jerking of to shemale creampie

>>736400469
bad hygiene
>brit detected

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i showed my dick to a little girl on a playground once. I sold drugs on evo and agora. I stole drugs from family. I was a heroin addict for several years. I introduced four people to it. one is in jail, one is dead, one is probably trying to pan handle or steal money as we speak, one is doing just fine. I stole over $100,000 from a business deal and am still going to court for it. I raped my dog, i let a craigslist guy suck my dick at a school after hours, I used to nut in my sisters shampoo. I have a girlfriend and i love her but another girl at work jacks me off all the time.

>>736402248
The worst thing is posting that autistic pic.. I could have overlooked everything else ..but I hate that realistic Rick and Morty shit..makes me cringe. I hope you die.and I am 100% serious

>>736401845
How do you live with the fact that you garner an alien body inside your guts? Will you get rid of it eventually?

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>>736402466

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>>736402506
i really don't want to to tell a doctor. like i have health insurance and everything but i never go, so i'd have to basically tell a stranger. and i still love the feeling. the itching gets so intense but i feel like i'm coming when i'm scratching a good one. sometimes after i go full out on it, it really hurts to wipe. i guess that's the only downside.

>>736400437
Fuck shes cute, how old?

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My room mate is training to be a cop, and sometimes he has his daughter over, I like to steal her underwear to jack off on.

>>736402549
You are the lowest of low.. I hope your death is long and painful

>>736402641
Enjoy dying from malnutrition when the worm consumes everything you eat and your body has no nutrients to sustain itself.

>>736402641
start putting small amounts of your shit into soup and feed your family, it should be cold aswell so the eggs inside dont die. Eventually they'll get the worms too.
Try to discourage going to the hospital/doctor for as long as you can after their symptoms begin to show, and then savour the expression your children and wife makes when they find big worms perking out of their anuses

I used to show cock to my Mother in Law. I'd leave toys around her house, starting with little ones, and gradually buying her bigger ones. She said my dick was twice the size of any one she had ever seen, and she would cum just looking at it. One time I caught her, I dumped a load on her bathroom counter, and she walked in shortly after I walked out. I walked back towards her after she went in, and she was scooping up the cum, and started to suck her fingers to get it all up. She just said "thank you", and slinked sexily by me, back to the kitchen. Later she told the whole family that she was full, and she had eaten a big :snack" earlier. I came twice more that day, after that, until my balls ached.

>>736402775
My best friend's little sister was a hot little swedish loli, and I'd suck on her dirty panties. I'd just go down to their laundry room, and find her little undies, and suck them until the sweet juices came out. Man, that was yummy. I can't imagine how good her little pink pussy would have tasted. I would jack off, and shoot cum clear across the room after just tasting her tiny pee stains!

I have AIDS

This last weekend we had some neighbors at our house. My wife drank too much and went to bed. She sleeps nude. I like showing off her body so I left the door cracked and the sheets off. My old neighbor saw her and asked if he could get a closer look. I was drunk and said yes. My wife was so drunk she didn't even know this old dude had his hands all over her. The old timer pulled out his wrinkled ass cock and started jerking it when he had two fat fingers in her pussy. He said he was going to fuck her but I stopped him and he blew a load all over her ass.

I felt awful about the whole thing the next morning. I let a creepy old guy finger my drunk passed out wife. He wants another go of course.

>>736403744
nice to know, nigger.
now give the phone back to the guy you stole it from.

I masturbate while watching dance moms

i dance while watching masturbating moms