/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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>>736391697

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Dunners reporting.

Bored. Tired. Lonely, maybe. Where's a half decent place to get a beer in this shithole?
>inb4 at home

>>736392474
Oban

wellington here.

why do we even still make these god forsaken threds?

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>>736391697
it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

im high as/f and feeling generous
how many people in wellington here?

treasure hunt if >10

>>736393453
what is dead may never die

>>736392916
Rip to you, my dude
What's happening on the island?
>>736393588
Dubs confirm

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Welly reporting in.

Just checking out the lonely ladies on okcupid

>>736393694
>big ekky girl

>>736393681
>What's happening on the island
literally fuck all

>>736393731
nah shes just on the lone eh. too cheap for the real shit

>>736393739
What a shock

>>736393771
the methelonely girls of okc

>>736393829
It's a good place to find older chicks though. They tend to stay away from tinder

>>736393925
NZD m8. the mrs and i have done quite well with the milf-er kind on there

>>736394011
milfy-er

>>736394011
Haven't tried NZD before. What's it like compared to okc?

>>736394115
much better. keep an eye on the member events. the meet and greats are a great way to meet people with out the weirdness that meeting anon online can create

>>736393925

some women block us because of our age, then we meet them at a member party and suddenly theyre cupping my boys.

>>736394173
sweet. I might check it out some time. I met a couple of older ladies on okc so I might have more success on NZD. Are there any additional costs or anything? Some sites make you pay even to send messages!

>>736394403

theres a swingers party coming up on the 1st next month. hit it up, il roll the first spliff g. who knows mrs might like ya

>>736394430
don't you generally need a partner to go to swingers parties?

>>736394403
no cost unless you want extra privileges. we use standard

>>736394612
I just had a look. There's definitely a lot of milfs on there. Should be fun

>>736394591
depends on the organizer. theres 3 prominent organizers in welly region, 2 of which require you to arrive with a female

>>736394687
that i know of*

>>736394687
Yeah, it's just it would seem a bit awkward if I just turned up by myself . . .

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>>736391697
we gonna wreck ur ass on Wednesday m8

>>736394810
nah dont think like that mate.

a lot of the regulars (ourselves included) can spot a newb from a mile away. some of the old birds we know get off on "initiating" the newbs.

just wear something nice, bring your favourite poison, and just see what happens. youll be surprised m8

>>736392474
>beer
>not cough syrup

mate

>>736394936
how old are we talking?

>>736395143
ay but that g's linctus tho. 17 at the supa

>>736395213

30's to 50's

Auckland nudes thread?

>>736395239
nah mate, vicks 44 life, solid $14.50

>>736395352
this

>>736395380
but it doesnt have opium tincture in it. DXM is for school kids

>>736395421
camphorated tincture of opium is not the same as tincture of opium comrade. Be better off just doing a CWE of some panadeine

>>736395334
Nice. Perfect age range. One of the ladies that I met on okc was in her early 40s and was amazing

>>736395570

wrong

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>>736391697
woopwoop

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latenight tuesday edition

itt national confirmed for crooked

>>736395669
lol saved

>>736395684
S L O T H B R O

Fark, I saw old mate Paddy Gower ripping them a new one on the news over that shit.
>>736395143
Drink lean, be meme.

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>>736395758
paddy is /our/guy, other than david seymour of course

>>736395758
no lean round here brother

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>>736395794
/our/guy

>>736395794
You forgetting Gareth?

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>>736395859
get out of here

>>736395862
DONT YOU DARE MENTION THAT MOTHERFUCKER AGAIN

>>736395859
pretty much

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>>736395862
from the green party or topnz?

>>736395883
david seymour has the best memes

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>>736395794
Based
>>736395799
s a d r e a c t

>>736395908
>david seymour
not him

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>>736395925

well this turned into a /pol thread real quick huh

>>736395908
TOP aka the only sensible fucker of the lot.

It should be a prerequisite that if you want to be in Parliament, that you're not allowed to be.

>>736395925
THIS IS A FUCKEN LIBRARY

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>>736396009
Politics is big news, national party been caught out with more lies and payoffs

>>736396015
Gareth is okay, probably not electable though, you can't run on policies that won't get you into a position to implement your changes

>>736397167
Still lurking. Fuck it's dead though

>>736397510
truth

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>>736397167
I do my best.