>go to Shamchat.com >set name as "Dan" >M

>>736390802
I literally got laid from this once

too tired to take part today though good luck op

>>736390866
thanks man

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Fucking kike

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he wasn't so enthusiastic

>dan not gary FUCKING SAGED

>>736393784
we can do gary if you want anon

>>736393784
>Name yourself "Gary"
>Only ever say "Haha, Gary!"
>Wait until RPing mega autists get tired of being matched with Garys and screencap their reactions

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This site is full of em

>>736394465
change to gary

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Haha, Gary!

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Ppl are weird.

I think we won.

I got Long Egg'd

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kek

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Rate it.

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Kek

>>736396421
hearty kek

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Got one

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well...

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what the fuck is this shit

>Rename to pacman
>just say wkakaka

>>736396954
oh so you're gary

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>kek
Wouldnt let me finish...

they know its us change name

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Fucking Brit

>>736397659
>they know its us
That's the point you grand autismo

>>736390802
Shamchat can't take a joke. I went on as Bill Cosby, people wouldn't even talk to me.

I'm actually autistic enough to use this site regularly and you guys are welcome anytime, so many people on this site are just intolerable.

>>736397826
>the people on that site are so intolerable you want /b/ on it regularly
What timeline is this?

Also, why aren't we using David Davidson?
That's an old pseudonymous name from years back on here.
I think it came from a film. I can't remember for sure.

>>736398120
>>736398139
>>736398153
>asterisks are not for here
Don't know why I laughed at that bit more.

LOVE UR MOSTASHE

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well well..

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Poo in loo

>>736398304
me too lol

>>736398350
Top kek, that was me

just chatted with josh dun |-/. i didn't tell him the secret, but i hope the chat was enjoyable.

>>736398499
BBY COME BACK

>>736398381
That was me,changed my name to
"Poo in loo for me and you"

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Finally found someone who's not Dan

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Suggestion from another anon.

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MFW seeing this thread

I just wanted to share qt 3.14 asian nudes

>>736399225
no, not posting it.

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>>736390802
Jesus christ

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>>736399330
Why don't you want my pizza

>>736399369
>Le epic meme xD

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Nigga's trying to sell mixtapes

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>>736390802

letsgoo

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>>736390802
Lmao i dont even know who this fuck is

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Dan and Gary got too obvious so I'm now Dave

>>736390802


This is a conversation between Anti Shadow Suppression Weapon Gen 7 Codename: "Aigis" and yourself, Dan.
Dan: DDAANN HOOWWWEEEE
Anti Shadow Suppression Weapon Gen 7 Codename: "Aigis" : .....?
Dan: ill be your dad
Dan: if you'll be my dad
Dan: im 42 (so still young!) and rdy to be dads with a total stranger
Dan: ill give you my info if you're interested

>>736398990
>>736399956

Whoa we met the same guy! I just pretended that i knew who he was

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lol

the lack of people taking off their robes and wizard hats saddens me.

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Who??

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Left me just like my real dad did :/

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he seems upset

>>736400299
Kek, looks like we got someone

>>736400475
kek.
Indians always get so mad, it is funny.
It was so easy to trigger them on /g/ whenever they came on that they've all left for the most part.

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Got one

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he did not take it well

Lol i just got somone called charlotte l is this one if you fags? I got her Snapchat

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I'm a horrible person

It's just days circle jerking eachother now

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rude

>>736401185
kek

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Fuck his ass!

>>736401021
Omg hitler u r so funny

Rub my tubby tits for good luck if you ran into me

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Can't trust anyone these days :/

Lmao I just made someone cum and all I had to do was be Dan

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i dont even

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Hello Dan?

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What about this one?

>>736401656
Heres the link to the convo for you pervs: http://www.shamchat.com/d3ec56ee/
I wasn't actually fapping with her though so I feel bad now

>>736401715
That was me hehehe

>>736401556
ya fucking got me.

NO ONE CAN BEAT THE BRENDAN

>>736401755
"her"

>>736401756
Yeeaa

>>736401148
you weren't responding you cuck

>>736401806
Lmao true who knows the gender but I felt generous so I helped get him/her off

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>>736392023

I'm still doing this

>>736395776
Lold

And Im DOne

so if i want to con a photo out of these ppl how should i bring it up?

>>736402303
Hey Thats Me

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He left right after

>>736390802
This was better when we where all Gary

which one of you lords is garry

>>736402418
Haha, Gary!

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im having a blast

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reveal yourself !

>>736402714
fucking newfag

>>736402764
oh cry some more cause someone ruined your fun
summer fag

>>736390802
One of you has a 4", one a 4.6", one 5", one 6" and one has. 8"

Faggots

>>736396421
>Haha, Gary!

>>736393370
Top fucking kek

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Tyler hates me

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what am i doing with my life

>>736403590
kek

DAN IS THE FUCKING MAN, THE HERO WE DESERVE!!!!
I WANT DAN THREADS EVERYDAY!

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Lol

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shamchat.com/b8faf7ab

Begining looks edgy but man do i miss him

>>736403590
my neighbor used to call me gilgamesh

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Dan????

>>736403721
The fuck.. hit it with a shovel?
>kek

>>736400404
Well your 404 nuber explains all

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I'm not creative

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Everyone kept leaving, then i met this cunt.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Идитe нaхyй )))0)

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I feel like they're onto us

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THIS WAS PLEASANT

>>736404687
That happens to me 3 out of 5 times

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This is the first time I've talked to this person

>>736401185
Fucken kek

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Seriously though, anyone?

>>736404582
lul

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>>736404523
good shit anon

>>736391609
im 9 yo look at me i said nigas

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What do you want

http://www.shamchat.com/4442fdb5/

kek

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>>736405317

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The best, real........

>>736405567
/b/tars everywhere

>>736404959
choclate faggot

>>736405949
DICK !

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>>736406098
This is chad, by the way

guys I think "Josh (M, sub)" is on to us

>>736406310
Had a talk with him too. He knows what is going on.

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>Shitcock the deepwater assgoblin

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going to try somthing a little diffrent
means go fuck your self, if you are wondering

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we are taking over.

>>736406709
Same just happened to me

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I met him again

we should change name

>>736406709
I recently talked to that guy lol.
He's still mad at me
t.not escapist

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TRAPS ARE NOT GAY MAKOTO YUKI AND I SOLVED THE MYSTERY

>>736406987
He said Hail hitler to me

This is a conversation between Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms and Dan.

Dan: Hi, im dan!

Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms: *prepares a beam ability, by pointing my right index finger upwards and the tip of it glows and I fire the deadly beam at him and permanently dies*

Dan: Do you like sharpies?

Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms: no. but time to die *shoots a small but deadly laser beam from my right index fingertip and permanetly kills him*

Dan: Why not? Sharpies feel great and are cheaper than ordinary dildos

Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms: time to die

Dan: How about pencils+

Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms: gay

Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms: you must die!

Dan: Put some pencils in your pooper

Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms: *shoots a fireball from my palm at him and he explodes into a giant fireball and he dies*

Dan: Try to fit three

Arvel II; Son of Arvel I; A Very Good friend of Filthy Frank and Defender of the Many Realms has left the conversation.

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just triggering some sjws

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Well clearly it does matter

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i dunno if its funny

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>>736407603

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This one made me giggle

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He didn't want to hear the good word..

Everybody leaves imediately when I enter the chat top kek

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Anons with snapchat, enjoy this sods snap

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It really is this easy boys

shamchat.com/07b7cd83

If you're here buddy, I love you

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This is a conversation between your deepest fear and yourself, Literally Hitler.
your deepest fear: Here is a gun it's for the future
your deepest fear: you'll need it
Literally Hitler: to kill ze jews?
your deepest fear: trust me it ain't for the Jews
Literally Hitler: ahh sorry jews are for gassing
your deepest fear: its a present from me to you and your wife
your deepest fear: see you already know Jews aren't for shooting good boy
Literally Hitler: jews are rats in human suits
your deepest fear: ok well little guy some day it'll be the death of you. Ha see I'm so funny man you'll get it when your older lil guy
Literally Hitler: why do niggers smell so bad?
your deepest fear: well I'm not the one who can answer that I'm only here to give ya the gun that's it my lil man you have to find someone else for that answer
Literally Hitler: a nigger?
Literally Hitler: shoot das nigger
your deepest fear: na man it gonna be locked in this lil cupboard and the key will appear at the right tim I just had to inform you it's here*points and cupboard and takes a cupcake from desk* actually I think not never no with you lil guy
your deepest fear: *puts cupcake down* so ah plans for the afterlife mate?
Literally Hitler: are you autistic by any chance?
your deepest fear: na man I'm just awesome
Literally Hitler: what's it like knowing you will never achieve anything in life because you were born retarded?
your deepest fear: oh man I wouldn't know you'd have to ask yourself
Literally Hitler: ask myself? is that something you autists do? like verbally outloud?
your deepest fear: well man I got something to tell ya and I'll speak slow so ya catch so tell me if I'm going to fast ok, *pats back and winks. slowly says* I know you not smart but I'm not autistic but hey if that's what you like to do touching yourself while you plan the deaths of millions out loud that's up to you lil guy
your deepest fear has left the conversation.

Hi this is Dan

>>736408279
FUCKING DANS GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHAMCHAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>736390802
tfw, "you again"

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pedophiles everywhere smh

>>736408141
Thanks man, I will remember this.

>>736396421
Fucking lost!

>>736396178
>>736395776
>>736395286
Top fucking kek

>>736390802
I just met someone called dan

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it works

new target /b/, the pedos on OMEGLE
set your intreats as children and then use the code Srt

>>736392493
Mebbe he jus' wasn't gay? Ever thought of that? Smh.

shamchat com bceedc24

You're famous, fry.

>>736399369
>Best end

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tfw dan cucks and tries to get pussy instead of doing what he has too do... fucking dan...

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The Dan Van will roll on forever.

>>736408400
Was matched up with her. Didnt cry about me being racist though

>>736408942
Get rekt that was me anon.

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>>736402921

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>>736390802
Here you go

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He just left me :-(

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Who pissed her off?

Dont be yourself, be dan!

>>736400215
>Aigis
I talked to that wanker too
Made fun about how Anti Shadow Suppression spells A.S.S

>>736409428
Me

>Michael jackson did the same thing but he's still a nigger

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Found one of u

>>736409751
I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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Found another. lots of us.

It was nice serving the President of the United States of America

http://www.shamchat.com/a1c0289d/

To who ever talked to "Lance McClain" made him very confused, gj anon

http://www.shamchat.com/69b51e96/
This one went for a long time incognito with another Dan.

>>736410528
>http://www.shamchat.com/69b51e96/
Good chatting with you, Dan! :)

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This went on for a while. Nice person actually. wish i had more time to talk.

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hi i m dan

>>736399848
>>736399944
Kek

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>http://www.shamchat.com/e8d50db9/
alot of anons

>>736410176
what the fuck

>>736411050
Thanks daddy.

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this hoe.

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love you uncle xxx

>>736390802
idk why I found this so funny

http://www.shamchat.com/446bacf1/

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Classic

>>736411201
i got her too
kek