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best way to die plz give me detailed instructions b

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best way to die plz give me detailed instructions b
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by posting nudes

incoming dubs btw
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In your sleep. Or during intercourse.
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>>736376209
nudes =/= death
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>>736376112
Old age?
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>>736376964
Not ideal :0(
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>>736377053
Heroin overdose I guess? You don't want something painful, a gun would be quick but it would leave a mess.
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>>736377309
Looking for something I can find at home if I wanted to spend $ I would just get an 8ball
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>>736376112
What's so shitty that you wanna die?
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>>736376112
natural causes of course
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>>736377421
I saw this show on ID where a wife fed her husband anti-freeze(for cars) to kill him, it was a sweet taste she mixed in his drinks. Think they may have changed formulas though because of it being used like that.
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>>736376112
Are you a trap? please tell me you aren't
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>>736377552
My mental health is a killer
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>>736377905
Choke yourself with your panties and post pics for us.
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>>736377712
Where can I find anti freeze? or what is it in
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>>736377712
Thats bullshit, I mixed a couple ounces in a tall can of rock star. The taste was horrid, vomited immediately.
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Whos going to find your body?
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>>736377809
100% female
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Dont do it you are hot!
Find yourself a handsome man and go have a good ol fuck.
It will make you change your mibs
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>>736376112
Any compliment about your looks that I give will sound creepy, so compliment yourself for me.
Also you should go to the local club, hook up with someone you shouldn't, and get shot in an alleyway. Death achieve.
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>>736377985
I don't own panties strong enough to choke myself
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>>736376112
dig a hole in your yard, climb in, cover yourself with dirt, wait until you're dead.
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>>736376112
Well, I hope you pull through. My advice to you is that, if you don't care about dying, then you shouldn't be afraid to take radical action to address whatever is bothering you. I mean... if you're willing to blow your head off, or jump off a building, why not just say "who gives a fuck," and fix your problems with the fearlessness of someone who isn't afraid to die?
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>>736376112
10/10 dont do it...
but you would be 11/10 with some blood
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>>736378001
Just take 7,500-10,000 mg of tylenol spaced throughout. 2,500 mg every 3-4 hours.
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>>736376112
go to bed, Asher.

PROTIP: anons dont know this is a chaturbate girl who's looking to rope suckers into her shit for tokens.

SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS, FUCK YOU WHORE.
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>>736378155
I don't live in an area where I would get shot
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>>736378028
Well, I said I think they changed it. It was an old murder mystery show.
>>736378001
Usually in a blue container, not sure if you'd have any. It's not something that needs to get replaced often.
>>736378170
Can you post pics anyways, please Anon-kun?
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>>736378228
The only buildings high enough to jump off of here are monitored 24/7 because our city's suicide rate is through the roof
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>>736378413
My point had nothing to do with jumping off a building.
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>>736376112
Please don't, I would totally be friends with you if this weren't an over the internet thing.
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hi whore. this is /b/. why are you here.
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>>736378280
I've never posted a selfie on /b before sorry for your mistake go sage elsewhere
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>>736378271
Thank you
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shes a camwhore guys, looking for attention.
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>>736376112
What kind of music you listen too? You look like you enjoy TBM or MCR, or Industrial electronic.
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>>736376112
DO NOT drink antifreeze or has an effect of intoxication at first then you fall asleep after that you wake up with severe liver pain and you die of liver failure. Not a pleasent way to go.
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>>736378731
Nice generic whore image?
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>>736376112
death.
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>>736376112
Jump on this dick fucking attention whore.
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>>736378862

its the same girl guys, i know who she is IRL. dunno why she's out here looking for attention.
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>>736378826
I listen to a lot of trap and gesaffelstein
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>>736378600
>>736378731
>>736379004
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I was present when my close friend killed himself, I called an ambulance but they got there too late. He had cut down both of his arms. He said something about the feeling of life draining from his body. Don't kill yourself. It will lead to pain for everyone around you. I had to watch my friend die. This was three years ago. His mom became a drunk and died in a car crash. I haven't seen his dad since he died. My parents knew him well and they blame me for letting it happen. I almost came to kill myself too. But then I realized that it would just do the same thing to thosee close to me. Even if you think you don't know anyone who will care. Trust me. Someone does.
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i dont wanna be that guy to blow up her spot but.........

she's legit a whore. you'll never see another pic w/out this angle, it's her 'good side'. etc. HEY ASHER GO TO BED AND GTFO MY /b/
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>>736376112
build a bomb and blow up a fucking mosque.... very simple to make a bomb.
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>>736379016
naw
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she also thinks she's harley quinn, or some delusional bullshit.
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>>736379204
Lots of my friends have died but I'm incredibly selfish haha, I'm sorry to hear that though
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>>736379389
Go out to a train track and wait for it to run you over?
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>>736379389
top fucking kek. stop with the wig and the hat and the retarded eyebrow shit, i know it's you. and so does everyone else. we can easily match all facial features you dumb cunt.
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>>736379516
Thats feasible thank you
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>>736379297
/thread make sure to scream "for our lord and savior jesus christ"
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>>736379389
not you huh?

topkek
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>>736379263
She's to cute to be a whore.

Hear that OP? Break your whore life and go be happy and have a small group of close friends.
Go get stupid fucking pizza with your friends.
Don't post whore shit anywhere.
Enjoy a rainy day at the library.
Get off /b/ and make something good of yourself, your TOO CUTE TO BE A WHORE!
>>736376112
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>>736377712
Gr8 channel
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>>736379599
It's not feasible. You're just gonna cause train delays for everyone that day. I hate people that an hero by train.
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>>736379562
I have few pics without the wig lol I don't have hair anymore
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>>736379654
are you a fucking retard, i'm legit showing you pics of this whores facebook, and her chaturbate. 'too cute to be a whore' go fuck yourself.

i'll put her goddamn real name and address in here but i don't want to get banned for raids. she's a slut. a rape accusing slut. she cries rape.

SHE PUTS PEOPLE IN JAIL AFTER SAYING SOMEONE RAPED HER. AND I AM SHOWING YOU CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT I KNOW THIS HUMAN BEING IRL AND THAT SHE IS A CAMWHORE SLUT PSYCHO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS.
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>>736379953
You're the only retard here the girl you're posting looks nothing like her lol
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>>736379953
I just wanna see some tiddy
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>>736379953
this's /b/.
no one'ere fucking cares, were just 'ere to be entertained
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>>736379953
Shaggy - Wasn't Me

My name is Rynn
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>>736379944
bitch you change your hair every goddamn week.

>i'd be posting more and faster but fuck captscha
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>>736380081
Then why isn't she posting more timestamp or gtfo
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>>736379953
breh. different eye color. different jaw. different chin. no mark beside nose.

not her, gtfo and do ur homework
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>>736380205
That's really hot underwear. More of the black underwear
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I can't tell if its the same person. But either way who gives a shit?
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>>736380099

>>736380103
fuck off white knight. i fucked this girl. did you? no. but hey, if she wants to off herself, let's see it live. she has no problem shoving shit in her pussy live for random people on cam. lets see suicide by cam. and again, fuck you, loser virginal faggot.
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>>736380359
Not sure either, it looks somewhat alike but too blurry.
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>>736380237
contacts. they are cheap. jackass.
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>>736380396
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If you aren't trying to help me die gtfo please and thank you
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Why does it even fucking matter who she is?
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>>736380508
I thought you decided on the train thing?
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>>736380457
>Faces off against four opponents
>Kills one and stands victorious
>Becomes dead by other three

dude r u retard?
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Try razor blades
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>>736380588
I need atleast two solid ideas
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Here op its either the pic or just buy dry ice, lock yourself in a room and you will just fall asleep but never wake up
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>>736380674
Thank you, much love <3
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>>736376112
Why would you want that perty fave dead
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protip guys, op is barely 19. she is, in fact, a known tinychat/chaturebate psycho slut form upstate new york. i checked into her facebook from the file names and it's the same girl.
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>>736380508
What an ugly fucking bitch lmao why are you dressed like a clown? Do you even speak Russian? Idi nahui blyat
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>>736376112
hurhur look at me i am OP. isnt mi mane so purty?
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>>736380508
you're not trying to die, this is attention whore 101.

I HOPE YOUR DADDY RAPES YOU AGAIN.
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>>736380508
You look like a Wal-Mart Kate mckinnon
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You know, people like you make me so mad "waah I wanna kill myself because I'm 'ugly' and think bad about myself waahh" you're bringing all that to yourself have you ever thought about that? Maybe if you could think positively about yourself just once everything could be better dumb bitch "oh yea ama go to 4chan and ask people how to kill myself and not really do it lol I hate myself lol" you're a fucking retard whore judging from your picture you look perfectly fine what the fuck are you whining about, there's actual real suicidal people somewhere in here and you're fucking nothing but am attention whore, come back later with actual reasons.
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Go to london no go zones
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>>736380674
What does the dry ice do?
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Show me your asshole
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I dont think your ugly and all problems can be solved, its not like these 12 year olds would understand but yeah.

Also nice tits and lips.

Also why would you kill yourself if you could live on the edge.

For everyone yelling whiteknight thumbs up on being yet another sheep who thinks hes cool.
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>>736380774
Da im zaderzhivayetsya, poetomu ya pytayus' umeret'. also yes I do clown makeup in my spare time, I was hoping to go to clown college in California but I want to die instead
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>>736377666
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>>736381119
Oh in my fucking God capital G.

What is the Holy Son is scrawled on your face?
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Why do you "want to die"?
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>>736380768
I live by there, gimme a good Ol' fuck n I'll do it for ya.

Just don't look at me
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Meet up
Fuck your brains out
Leave you at home bound to a strong vibrator
Make you suffocate on my dick
Im in germany so I can also just leave you at a teen refugee "house"
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>>736381119
so you like degrading yourself so others have an easier time degrading you?

Good job, yup, its working
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>>736381303
Btw. I wouldn't kill myself if I were you
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>>736381119
Snapchat ?
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Marry Courtney Love.
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>>736381119
Jump on cam pls
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>>736381119
Ya ne ponemayu shto? What was the first part
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>>736381392
My snapchat is softgang
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>>736381437
So hot. Would smash.
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>>736381553
Thanks.
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>>736381392
Not adding fake OP traps
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>>736381119
Kto zaderzhivayetsya?
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>>736381229
same stupid shit she does on chaturbate, anon, trying to hide her real face. ignore her. she is a dumb bitch.

yes, chaturbate guys who've spent tokens on your slutty ass have been alerted to the thread. go troll elsewhere. mods? can we get rid of this nonsense please? she's looking for subscribers, not death. i enjoyed seeing you shove your bong in your pussy for me for tokens, but to come out here and feign suicide is the most unattractive thing i could ever imagine. unsubscribing.
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>>736381732
Seems like you are butthurt
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>>736381732
That girl isn't me I'm not looking for subscribers for anything I just needed to know a reasonable way to kill myself that's all.
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>>736381556
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>>736381804
She falsed accused him or other people I guess?
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>>736381804
SeEmS LyKe YoU ArE BuTtHuRt
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>>736381842
If this is op send me your goddamn snapchat
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>>736376112
KEK
there was an episode of cops
where an old lady stole a car or something
and pulled into a gas station wearing a hat like this, eye make up all fucked up.
she kept yelling at the cops and her teeth were almost falling out
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>>736381957
Hi funnyman
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>>736381542
Sorry I'm a little rusty I prefer english I just took russian as a language class
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>>736381119
what side of the country are you on?
>>736381957
go back to facebook
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>>736381984
Snapchat is softgang
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>>736381868
Probably , but he is the one who pays for seeing a girl to go naked...
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>>736381842
sure it isn't. this thread is cancer. 404 imminent, fuck you asher. don't ever come back to our playground with your fake suicide threats.
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>>736382046
Western Canada, from Deadmonton hah
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>>736382061
Then accept you dumbass...
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i'll keep posting pics of what this whore really looks like without the wig and photoshop in the meantime until 404.
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If your somebody else and legit are trying to kill yourself why not at least have the guts to post a picture of yourself?
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>>736382269
>>736379944
ears match
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>>736382012
>>736382061
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>>736382269
whatever makes ya feel special bud
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cheek mole matches too, she usually puts a gallon of makeup to hide it. guys, i'm one of you. i wouldn't fuck around.
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>>736380508
You could get in that car behind you and start it in your garage and let it run a while that will kill you.
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>>736376112
>>736379389
>>736379944

>When you've been fapping to this thread but haven't read a single word of the discussion
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>>736382460
or pack it with essentials and take a road trip.
NY. I'll help you out
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heres more what she looks like for real.
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>>736382567
Do you think people are going to save these or something?
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>>736382447
If you add me on snap i'll prove that's not me just because it bothers me that you're comparing me to someone that ugly. My snapchat is softgang.
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>>736382567
Just post the nudes.
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>>736378071
Proof that
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>>736382606

Anything that involves sluts with kitters gets my wife in a bisexual mode.

Post moar.
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>>736382615
will there be titties there
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Take more pictures with timestamp
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>>736382615
I added her and i confirm im the one who asked her for the snap
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>>736376112
When you are old, surrounded by loving family.
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again guys, just trying to let you know with what kind of dumb cunt you're dealing with. match the lips. match the eyebrows, match the face shape. she can put on whatever contacts and wig that she wants but its her. i'm tryin to look out for you guys and i believe i've sucessfully stopped her from roping in another wave of idiots to her chaturbate. and for good reason, she's a psycho rape accuser. thats what this girl is. sure she's a hot piece of ass but fuck that.
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>>736382799
who gives a flyin fuck
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>>736379389
aahahaahah fucking eyebrows wtf are thooose?!?!
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>>736382615
he's just trying to convince himself
also: do a flip off a high-rise and livestream it
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>>736382799
I came to see a bitch die. Not look at facebook pictures
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>>736382606
no. just showing you her without the hat and the wig and the fake eyes. just further proving my case that i know this girl for real, in real life, and that i am disgusted by her showing up here and doing some attention whore feigning suicide shit. i give no shits what you do. fap away my friend.
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>>736382869
I've seen a lot worse.
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>>736381119
moar clown-face
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She's not fucking hot
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>>736382732
this. and she won't, she's shitting her pants cause she knows she batted the beehive of /b/ and now we all know her business.
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>>736382925
Ok sweet, as long as its cool with you
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show your feet, whore
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>>736382909
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