You have been drafted to the
1st Kek Devision in Vietcuck
>post pic of your soldier
>list your primary and secondary
>last two digits decide how many normies you've gunned down
>name him
I'll go first
M1 Carbine and rusty butter knife
Lieutenant Spurdo
>>736366965
65 exterminated
ass
A single shot 22lr pistol and crowbar
Sergeant shiny side
>>736367130
I'll take that as your name and both weapons
>>736367166
Checked streak
Two broken condoms and a bowl of ravioli.
Ching Panginoon
a fidget spinner ant the might blessing of the dank meme gods
pivate parts
>>736367510
Forgot pic shit
>>736366965
Two wings and flamethrower
Private spyro
>>736366965
Harriet Tubman's left kneecap and a hot pocket
FN Five Seven pistol and a box full of grenades
Loli Slave 47
>>736367510
I may have only 10 kills, but tho se where off of two broken condoms and a bowl of ravioli
>>736366965
Hesoos
Primary: Bow and Arrow
Secondary: Slingshot
>>736367842
Jar of mustard and restraining order
Captain hook
A delivery van and a pair of sneakers.
Captain Obvious
Kick Dickem reporting for duty
Boots and dick.
Primary: My fist
Secondary: My throbbing cock
Name: Mike the anti Kike
Major Adolf
Wolfram pp and two jews
Fokker Dr. 1 and Mauser C96
Manfred von Richthofen
>80 or above get
>>736368503
FUCK
Primary:Double barrel shotgun
Secondary: Noose
Grand Wizard
>>736366965
King Lucifer the Lightbringer
Arm lasers and sonic sound blasters
>>736366965
Vodka
Tokarev
Captain cheeki
>>736367842
What flavor?
Logic, Slapstick
Sargon of Akkad
>Primary: power screech
>Secondary: bull whip
>Name: Longtaco Beefmaster
>>736369777
Trips
Björn Windcaller
>Power of Music
>Concealed knife
Toenail gun
Aerosol cans full of lsd
Private Nitewind
Primary: Trusty teeth
Secondary: laser eyes
Name: jaws of justice
Primary: pure unbridled fucking autism
Secondary (and this is only if absolutely necessary): the unhindered ability to break elbows
Name: Stanko the Down
Primary: Animal Mind Control
Secondary: The Guffaw of Gods
Stephen
>>736371170
Kek
m249 and sickle
sergeant balclava
>>736371170
Stanko stacks em high
>>736371065
>chance of ammo returning to the clip on head shots
Mp7 smg
Crossbow
Colonial Sanderson
This thread is about to get retarded
>>736369777
There is a Go!
Praise Kek!
Dat post No.!
>>736371771
DAT post No!
What could it mean???
>>736369777
OP here, trips get to choose a vehicle of any kind
Not including animals
Nice trips btw, praise kek
Primary: weaponized autism
Secondary: my trusty katana
>>736372012
That's my primary, you aut
>>736372012
Name: autismo, master of the blade
FITE ME
Metal gauntlets and ring of electricity
zizzlesporks
>>736366965
>Cult figurine and fork
>Punpun
Primary: Firebending
Secondary: RPG
Name: Chosen one morris
Primary: Teeth
Secondary: Cancer
Spanks
Fidget spinner, fidget cube
Pvt. Autismo reporting for duty.
Primary: ANAL BEADS
Secondary: razor blades
Name: OP is a fag
A roll of toilet paper with a lighter stuck in the side and one end plugged and a knife made of of super glue and jizz
Private Tyhm
>>736372683
I wonder how your jizz shank lasted through 83 kills
a niggers dick that shoots gonorrhea
nerve gas
name is the gunk fungler
A bag of broken glass and a gook scalp.
I'll give up my D&D OC
Primary: Giant Door Shield with a live child on the front
Secondary: what the fuck do you think it is it's still the giant door shield with a kid on the front of it
Name: Les Torres the Child Slayer
No actual picture since he's just a D&D character but enjoy this image that's probably close, except you know, with a child shield.
>>736372867
A lot of jizz
>>736373153
thats a nice cock
>>736372927
Did this ever win that contest?
>>736368503
You do know that most of his kills was with the Alb right?
>>736373153
>>736373050
summertime sure is nice isnt it nigger?
>>736373288
no we didnt
the meme still lives on
>>736373153
moisturize your cock a bit more, but also give it fresher out times or proper dry to avoid bad sweat damping
>>736373153
This cock is in oklahoma
Ak74u and a m1911
Pvt. nignog
>>736373323
thats not a real corpse. that looks nothing like a burn victim. i know these things.
>>736373344
Been waiting on the first summerfag to creep out and try to impress everyone by calling someone else a summerfag
>>736373439
how the fuck did you know that anon?
/k/ and /pol/
Gen. Cuckoldry
>>736373569
i could say the same to you.
too bad im not taking your bait anon.
>>736373763
Private Pyle
M16 and a SlimJim
regret and sorrow
private name "award winning tattoo"
>>736373444
czeched
>>736373838
do you really think 4chan keeps you safe? think you can just comment whatever you want? no. i will fucking kill you and rape your mother after i tear her legs off. you arent so anonymous when you piss me off. get ready kid.
soft paws
smug look
private name "smol comfy fox"
>>736372636
This image is 2 big.
This is admin, ples reconstrut it
>>736366965
I remember those days in Vietcuck, the horror
>be me
>19
>marshal knocks on my door
>says I've been drafted and have to go with
>ff three mounths later
>hiding a bush with a wooden dragon dildo up my bleeding ass and a shank made of andy sixx's log
>normiesearchparty.gif
>i hear a helicopter flying over
>spraying it's hot sticky cum on the jungle tops
>i quickly sprint buck naked towards river
>the normal fags spot me and begin to open fire at me with 9gag memes and reddit posts
>"shit dawg, git yo ass on the boat nigga"
>Tupac yells from the river boat
>afro man mows down the search party as i swim towards them
Cont?
>>736374025
Finally found you!
katana and a bag of cheetos
private name "TRAPS ARE NOT GAY"
>>736374252
>>736374025
Understandable, have a nice day
>>736366965
>Glock and broadsword.
>Leonardo Pepevinci
Potato launcher and serrated large dildo
Private dongers
superior looks and milf wisdom
private name Bedbreaker
>>736366965
He has this his tank and his beak.
He has no name
>>736374025
>>736368291
Nice job mike
a slice of burnt toast and a jar of pickled nigger dicks
name: Sgt. nut buster
My thumbs and a pair of bananas
Pvt. Chooooooooooooooo Ding
Pvt Weeb
Body pillow & mt dew
22 normies keked
>>736373322
Yes,the three wings is just more iconic in my eyes.
>>736374333
This where the nightmare begins
>as afro man fires the 50 cal, i get dry thanking Tupac
>"no prob home boy, lets get back to the crib doe, we ain't gon die today"
>he accelerates the boat
>normies spamming the unknown language of emoji
>fuckingkek.jpg
>ff one two nights later
>9:47 p.m.
>can't see a thing, Afro man's got the wheel, and tupac is asleep
>rpgincoming.webm
>the boat is raging in flames
>Afro man is drilled to bits by 12 yr old norm mods
>Tupac drags me out of the water
>realize under heavy forced memes
>we're running now
> reddit fags 50 feet away chasing after us
>second party on our left begins to unload nigger memes
>Tupac lets our a scream of agony
>bloodsplurging.png
Cont ?
>>736366965
electric axe and biohazard diaper
Private Abortiondodger
>>736366965
Primary: chair
Secondarg: glock
Name: Seaman Bait
>>736366965
Primary: Shekels
Secondary: The media
((((Them))))
>>736375062
I agree there, just wondering if you knew.
Primary: Walther PPK
Secondary: Butcher Knife
Private: Yotsuba
Captain Carton
Battle axe and shitty apocalypse car
>>736366965
Primary: Beretta
Secondary: crusty cum socks
Name: MP Officer P.E.P.E
Sir Mission Impossible Operator God J reporting in for Duty Sir!
Claws
Rabies
Sergeant Otis
>>736366965
Private Cuckhold
>>736366965
He has no style, he has no grace.
This Kong has, an M15 tactical rifle with red-dot sight and a ballistic knife
Captain Crust Nugget
F1 FAMAS and a 18 inch pink dildo covered in barbed wire.
so ronery
>>736377222
>MUH TRIPS
his name is Lt. Piddles and he drives a purple 2001 P.T Cruiser
>>736377370
My sides are out of orbit
Prime: Armpit hair
Secondary:internet
Lt. Jones
Its testicles, a capsule of, meth, acid, morphine, and a syringe of adrenaline.
It's name it's Bart Simpson
>>736366965
Primary: flailing
Secondary:shovel dog webm
CPL Desu
Primary: Finger guns
Secondary: Feather duster
Name: Private Charles "Tickle Me" Privates
>AquaNig
>primary weapon:crippling depression
>secondary:the ability to sweat on command
Primary: Cum shot
Secondary:Spit
The Wizow
>>736379200
fuck i didnt kill a single normie
Frostmourne
Piss Jugs
Rear Admiral Memelord the Dankest
Im Lt. Earl heartson
My equipment consists of a flamethrower and a desert eagle
>>736366965
Primary: Lightning fast Twitter finger
Secondary: Can summon walls from under the earth
GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
>>736366965
Corporal Cockfag
Primary: explosively potent aspergers
Secondary: a shank made of a sharpened pickle
Primary: a really long stick that kinda pointy at one end
Secondary: a half empty bottle of hand lotion
>Corporal Mosquito Shitfuck
>>736379261
Your aim was off due to the one eye. Literally no depth perception
Primary: SKS
Secondary: Soviet Flag
Name: Red Ranger
Primary: Bottle of vodka
Secondary: Ronald Reagan's proposed "Star Wars" orbital defense system
Name: Kjonnsleppefittehårsuppe
Nigger and Nigger
Nigger
>>736379930
HAIL
>>736366965
deputy dick washer reporting in with my trusty soap and tooth brush
how many dicks did i wash sarge?
>>736377336
why is everyone so fahking stupid
>>736381033
Thank you, son. We're going to win this war, and we're going to win it bigly, because we have a great army, just the best army and they're going to win so much, they'll get tired of winning.
Also, we're going to make Mexico pay for the whole thing.
Primary: Longsword
Secondary: His fucking fists
Sir Murder
Primary: Holy Light of Justice
Secondary: Can summon the ghost of Antonin Scalia for any area effect attack + Healing buff
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Annihilation, the Honorable John Roberts.
Just these dubs
No one
Angry Sounding Language
Shouting
Borislavasquat
Primary: jolly
Secondary: co-operation
Name: Sun bro
Name: Auto66
Primary:M6D Personal Defense Pistol (H1 Pistol)
Secondary:Landmines
A tube of lube and a monkey wrench.
I shall be rembered as the red death
Primary: Super strength bite
Secondary: Nuclear self destruct
Hamdog
>>736366965
A nerf gun and a bucket of aids infested crabs
Mother green and her killing machine
Primary; 9mm pistol held sideways
Secondary: Muh dick
Private Dindu Nuffin
Assassin T r a s h Zetsu
Silver fang and butt buddy
Weapons: The Saint's Row Penetrator and Lube
Name: @Bryce_Darden
>>736366965
A cup of hot tea and a stick
Private Teabird
Primary weapon : fidget spinner x 2
Secondary weapon: autism
Pvt Fageroni
>>736386508
Fucking kek, what happened to that faggot.
Bag of rocks
Stick
Lance vance
Sgt. P. Cosby
Armed wit
>Ketamine
>a box of condoms
Name: Fucking Abomination
>>736387160
>condoms
no
Primary- A piece of Coral used as a bludgeon
Secondary- Throwing star Sheriff's badge
Sergeant major Rick Grimes
Top Snek
Primary: Cardboard box
Secondary: A cigar
Auschwitz Guard
Primary: Gas
Secondary: An oven
Primary: The Edge
Secondary: Bones
Private Skeletor
>>736366965
Twelve stick grenades and a 30-30 winchester repeater.
Teddy Rosevelt
1.Custom America themed AR-15
2.Colt Single Action Army
>>736388396
Name is Lt. Valdez
Primary: CZ 808
Secondary: Accordion
Muslims are fraid of him in any way.
>>736380590
Ulyanna is best route
>>736384956
He looks remotely like a dolphin
Primary: Claw things on his arms
Secondary: Infiltrates the enemy's ranks by pretending to be one of them, then after rising to power, he destroys the country from within.
Baraka Obama
>>736388997
Fucking faggot. Show some respect to our dolphins bros.
>>736366965
General McFuck'ms
>>736389058
>>736366965
>>736389058
I realize my error. Dolphins look more presentable.