You have been drafted to the
1st Kek Devision in Vietcuck
>post pic of your soldier
>list your primary and secondary
>last two digits decide how many normies you've gunned down
I'll go first
M1 Carbine and rusty butter knife
a fidget spinner ant the might blessing of the dank meme gods
Harriet Tubman's left kneecap and a hot pocket
FN Five Seven pistol and a box full of grenades
Loli Slave 47
Primary: Bow and Arrow
Jar of mustard and restraining order
A delivery van and a pair of sneakers.
Primary: My fist
Secondary: My throbbing cock
Name: Mike the anti Kike
Fokker Dr. 1 and Mauser C96
Manfred von Richthofen
>80 or above get
Primary:Double barrel shotgun
King Lucifer the Lightbringer
Arm lasers and sonic sound blasters
>Primary: power screech
>Secondary: bull whip
>Name: Longtaco Beefmaster
Aerosol cans full of lsd
Primary: Trusty teeth
Secondary: laser eyes
Name: jaws of justice
Primary: pure unbridled fucking autism
Secondary (and this is only if absolutely necessary): the unhindered ability to break elbows
Name: Stanko the Down
Primary: Animal Mind Control
Secondary: The Guffaw of Gods
OP here, trips get to choose a vehicle of any kind
Not including animals
Nice trips btw, praise kek
Primary: weaponized autism
Secondary: my trusty katana
Metal gauntlets and ring of electricity
Name: Chosen one morris
Fidget spinner, fidget cube
Pvt. Autismo reporting for duty.
Primary: ANAL BEADS
Secondary: razor blades
Name: OP is a fag
A roll of toilet paper with a lighter stuck in the side and one end plugged and a knife made of of super glue and jizz
a niggers dick that shoots gonorrhea
name is the gunk fungler
I'll give up my D&D OC
Primary: Giant Door Shield with a live child on the front
Secondary: what the fuck do you think it is it's still the giant door shield with a kid on the front of it
Name: Les Torres the Child Slayer
No actual picture since he's just a D&D character but enjoy this image that's probably close, except you know, with a child shield.
regret and sorrow
private name "award winning tattoo"
do you really think 4chan keeps you safe? think you can just comment whatever you want? no. i will fucking kill you and rape your mother after i tear her legs off. you arent so anonymous when you piss me off. get ready kid.
I remember those days in Vietcuck, the horror
>marshal knocks on my door
>says I've been drafted and have to go with
>ff three mounths later
>hiding a bush with a wooden dragon dildo up my bleeding ass and a shank made of andy sixx's log
>i hear a helicopter flying over
>spraying it's hot sticky cum on the jungle tops
>i quickly sprint buck naked towards river
>the normal fags spot me and begin to open fire at me with 9gag memes and reddit posts
>"shit dawg, git yo ass on the boat nigga"
>Tupac yells from the river boat
>afro man mows down the search party as i swim towards them
katana and a bag of cheetos
private name "TRAPS ARE NOT GAY"
>Glock and broadsword.
Potato launcher and serrated large dildo
superior looks and milf wisdom
private name Bedbreaker
He has this his tank and his beak.
He has no name
a slice of burnt toast and a jar of pickled nigger dicks
name: Sgt. nut buster
My thumbs and a pair of bananas
Pvt. Chooooooooooooooo Ding
Body pillow & mt dew
22 normies keked
This where the nightmare begins
>as afro man fires the 50 cal, i get dry thanking Tupac
>"no prob home boy, lets get back to the crib doe, we ain't gon die today"
>he accelerates the boat
>normies spamming the unknown language of emoji
>ff one two nights later
>can't see a thing, Afro man's got the wheel, and tupac is asleep
>the boat is raging in flames
>Afro man is drilled to bits by 12 yr old norm mods
>Tupac drags me out of the water
>realize under heavy forced memes
>we're running now
> reddit fags 50 feet away chasing after us
>second party on our left begins to unload nigger memes
>Tupac lets our a scream of agony
electric axe and biohazard diaper
Name: Seaman Bait
Secondary: The media
I agree there, just wondering if you knew.
Primary: Walther PPK
Secondary: Butcher Knife
Battle axe and shitty apocalypse car
Secondary: crusty cum socks
Name: MP Officer P.E.P.E
Sir Mission Impossible Operator God J reporting in for Duty Sir!
He has no style, he has no grace.
This Kong has, an M15 tactical rifle with red-dot sight and a ballistic knife
Captain Crust Nugget
F1 FAMAS and a 18 inch pink dildo covered in barbed wire.
My sides are out of orbit
Prime: Armpit hair
Its testicles, a capsule of, meth, acid, morphine, and a syringe of adrenaline.
It's name it's Bart Simpson
Secondary:shovel dog webm
Primary: Finger guns
Secondary: Feather duster
Name: Private Charles "Tickle Me" Privates
>primary weapon:crippling depression
>secondary:the ability to sweat on command
Rear Admiral Memelord the Dankest
Primary: Lightning fast Twitter finger
Secondary: Can summon walls from under the earth
GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
Primary: explosively potent aspergers
Secondary: a shank made of a sharpened pickle
Primary: a really long stick that kinda pointy at one end
Secondary: a half empty bottle of hand lotion
>Corporal Mosquito Shitfuck
Secondary: Soviet Flag
Name: Red Ranger
Primary: Bottle of vodka
Secondary: Ronald Reagan's proposed "Star Wars" orbital defense system
deputy dick washer reporting in with my trusty soap and tooth brush
how many dicks did i wash sarge?
Thank you, son. We're going to win this war, and we're going to win it bigly, because we have a great army, just the best army and they're going to win so much, they'll get tired of winning.
Also, we're going to make Mexico pay for the whole thing.
Secondary: His fucking fists
Primary: Holy Light of Justice
Secondary: Can summon the ghost of Antonin Scalia for any area effect attack + Healing buff
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Annihilation, the Honorable John Roberts.
Angry Sounding Language
Name: Sun bro
Primary:M6D Personal Defense Pistol (H1 Pistol)
A tube of lube and a monkey wrench.
I shall be rembered as the red death
Primary: Super strength bite
Secondary: Nuclear self destruct
A nerf gun and a bucket of aids infested crabs
Mother green and her killing machine
Primary; 9mm pistol held sideways
Secondary: Muh dick
Private Dindu Nuffin
Weapons: The Saint's Row Penetrator and Lube
A cup of hot tea and a stick
Primary weapon : fidget spinner x 2
Secondary weapon: autism
Fucking kek, what happened to that faggot.
Sgt. P. Cosby
>a box of condoms
Name: Fucking Abomination
Primary- A piece of Coral used as a bludgeon
Secondary- Throwing star Sheriff's badge
Sergeant major Rick Grimes
Primary: Cardboard box
Secondary: A cigar
Twelve stick grenades and a 30-30 winchester repeater.
1.Custom America themed AR-15
2.Colt Single Action Army
Primary: CZ 808
Muslims are fraid of him in any way.
Primary: Claw things on his arms
Secondary: Infiltrates the enemy's ranks by pretending to be one of them, then after rising to power, he destroys the country from within.
Fucking faggot. Show some respect to our dolphins bros.
I realize my error. Dolphins look more presentable.