A little tame but i love it when my roommate fingers his girlfriend. I can hear her try and stifle her moans in the other room, and goddamn is it hot! I am not attracted to her, but the moans get me to diamonds so fast
When I was 15 I was diagnosed with a faint heart murmur. Did lots of tests and such and nothing was found. But every year im suppose to get a ekg and echo-cardiogram(ultrasound) because problems/damage can occur at any time. The last time i went to the doctor they might have found something and wanted me to comeback for another test later that week, I never did. That was 8-9 years ago. The murmur is significantly worse now, i can hear it sometimes. It's kinda scary but at the same time I secretly hope the problem kills me soon, i dont have the balls to an hero and this way it would be much less traumatic for my family/friends knowing i died from natural reasons.
>>736367149 you should just tell them. even if you die, The doctors will eventually open up to them about your cause of death and they will probably feel that you never trusted them enough to talk about it.
>>736366512 not American I live with her, she got married when she turned 18 to this rich old guy and after the divorce I get to live in the flat conversion of the garage/pool house. parents knew because we fessed up to it, being scared and 13, they sent me to boarding school for five years and put the baby up for adoption. They also pressured my sister to marry the scumbag.
>>736367149 You stoopid fuck - it's going to HURT you and not kill you. Your heart is going to pop a gasket or some stupid shit, and give you a stroke. Your brain is going to rot from lack of oxygen, and you'll be put into a fucking nursing home to waste away.
You know what's sadder than a nursing home? YOUNG PEOPLE in a nursing home!
>>736367383 it's not really about trust, it's more that i just dont give a fuck about myself, and thats not really a secret. My parents know about my initial diagnosis they took me each year to the doc until i left for college, and then i only went the 1 last time by myself.
I'm 31 and married with 2 kids and a really decent life. My wife is attractive and the sex is fine, but I keep a fake Facebook profile in order to talk to girls and get off when I find one willing to chat with me. I'm currently regularly texting an extremely hot 17 year old girl I met on FB. We've exchanged nudes and everything. She thinks I'm 24 and single and I have her a fake name. I literally help her with her high school homework and she sends me pics and talks dirty to me as payment. I'm loving it so much I haven't fully processed all of the different ways my life would be fucked if I got caught.
>>736368863 I'm definitely going to get a bit more aggressive once she's 18. That's still nearly a year away since she just turned 17, though. She only lives an hour from me so it will be extremely tempting to talk her into having sex with me of course. The only women I've ever had sex with is my wife and she was 24 when we started so I've never experienced an 18 year old. And she's a gymnast. I just don't know if I could do it to my wife. I mean I'm already doing terrible things but putting my dick in another girl... especially a kid... seems much more real. Plus women are crazy... who knows if I do or say the wrong thing this chick could decide to rat on me about the pics of her underage or claim I raped her or any number of things.
Whenever I get an erection I beat my meat until I finish, but the issue is I've been unemployed for a while so I've been jerking alot so now whenever I get hard it doesn't go down until I beat my meat, ice had an erection for a straight 3 hours and it refuses to fucking stop
>>736370676 If I rub against her she'll wake up and be annoyed. If she puts out that night of course I don't do this but if not I usually do. I don't expect her to keep up with my sex drive. Plus the idea of cumming to another younger hotter girl right next to my wife turns me on.
>>736370683 watch her a little and find out what she's most interested in the store. walk up next to her eventually and act like "Omg is that Majoras mask??" or some shit. The trick is to get them to fangirl with you. Introduce yourself and get them to add you on skype or whatever as friends with shit in common and leave. Text her later that night and continue in that kind of manner. Eventually ask her out, if she says yes, eventually lead a topic or two about sex. It's a cake walk from there on out.
Usually takes about 2 weeks or so to fuck the chick usually. Then it's your choice to break it off or whatever
>>736364518 I have a large stash of all my ex gf's used panties which I accumulated from going through all her stuff right after she moved out before she came and got her stuff. She had like 50 unwashed pairs stashed in drawers and the closet. Every night I lay naked in bed and dump the bag of them all over me while I jerk off and sniff and lick them while I watch the squirt vids she made for me. It's been six months now and every girl I date dead ends because I can't keep it up for them. All I want is my ex back bc she squirted/pissed all over me and in my mouth while i ate her pussy and normal sex doesn't turn me on anymore.
>>736370933 for some reason they haven't done any DNA testing and I know its mine because I mixed it with her fake cum she uses in her dildo when her bf isn't available. and also he has clear signs of inbreeding and not just birth defects.
>>736371134 I can confirm. I do this with the average girls on apps like Tinder who have some kind of fan giirl bullshit. I have nerdy shit listed on my profile and wearing a nerdy shirt. They always bite. Bonus points if you look buff too. easy pussy for dry periods.
>I made a cat fall 3 stories down my house once while I was younger on purpose. I really regret doing it and don't know why I did what I did >I secretly hook up with people on Tinder and get them to dress as anime characters I like and fuck them >I have found myself to be sexually attracted to some children and animals >I took underwear out of my crush's drawer and went to the bathroom with it and masturbated smelling it and brought it back >I used to let my dog eat my pussy when I was a teen >I fucked like 4 of my cousins as a kid >I got satisfaction out of watching rats in my aparent get caught in glue traps and slowly die. I hated them so much. Sometimes I would periodically check on them and intimidate them so I could see them get wide eyed and start squirming trying to free themselves. >I went to my ex roommate's house and the window was open slightly so I threw a frozen frizbee made of dog piss and food dye into her apartment so it would melt and get all over everything
>>736371301 Except without all the gifts and love shit and spending time shit. Not to mention I never really said it was more of hook ups. I don't really care about relationships right now. I just talk and fuck and leave
>>736371229 You know sperm doesnt survive that long outside the body unless conditions are just right. Do you know how long it was until she used her dildo lol? Theres a pretty decent chance it may not be yours and just an ugly as fuck baby.
>>736371563 Holy shit I lost it >I went to my ex roommate's house and the window was open slightly so I threw a frozen frizbee made of dog piss and food dye into her apartment so it would melt and get all over everything
When I was in secondary school, I was on swim team, and I would come to practice late and steal panties out from girl's sports bags. They had all been worn all day and were drenched in their scent. I amassed a collection of 18 pairs of panties, 4 bras, and 2 cellphones in my perverted clepto era. Jerked off into all of the panties countless times while smelling the others. Finally got scared of getting caught so went out to a field and dumped them in a garbage bag.
>>736371724 They just are so cute and innocent and give such an innocent look when you touch lower. Pretty terrible but them being mindless is part of what makes the thought of doing stuff with an animal attractive to me. >>736371934 5'1", blonde with long hair usually in a ponytail, green eyes, 105 pounds, and wear a lot of weeb shit. I can't post a pic because I literally just admitted to sometimes being sexually attracted to animals and kids
Just spit up with 21yo gf and now her sexually aggressive younger sister is hitting on me like crazy. Problem is she's real hot and 14, dresses real slutty etc and we hit it off real good. Never done nothing with her though not worth the risk but sometimes i wonder. Im 24 btw
>>736371595 Yeah I miss the sex with her more than I thought I would. I've dated three girls since then and the sex was so boring to me without the squirting that I couldn't keep it up and needless to say it ended things each time. It sucks because the girls I can date now that I'm single are hotter but nothing turns me on like those hot streams of piss she used to squirt and soak the bed with. We were together for ten years since high school and it feels like ill never be happy with another girl. It seems impossible to get an average everyday girl to wanna piss on you and my ex started doing it without me even asking and it turned her on and after the first time she did it every time we had sex. She sent me over 30 vids of her pissing/squirting in various places while we were together and I cant stop beating off to them every night and afterwards I get the sinking depressed feeling that we'll never be together again. At least we have a kid together and we're still good friends so maybe there's a chance we'll get back together some day it now sues with this guy she was friends with since they were kids and she says she's happy with him and I just feel like killing myself but oh well I've got the vids and the memories of the best sex I'll ever have I guess..
>Tried killing my neighbors dog with chocolate. Didnt work, but the rat poison did. >Fucked my boss' 13 yo daughter. >Stole my friends truck for a joyride while drunk, he thanked me the next day for helping him realize it was stolen. >Every time I fuck a girl, I dont cum until I pretend theyre a lolicon. >Helped my friend cheat on his SAT. >Walmart subsidizes my gas costs by accepting returned stolen items without receipts.
>>736372854 the amount they spend on trying to teach this child anything and having multiple doctors to help the retard not kill himself is pretty fucking horrifying. they almost wanted me to help pay but i refused as i wasn't the father *wink*
>>736370683 1 talk about nerd shit. 2 if interested ask if they are single 3 give complement (ex I like your hair/eyes) 4 if she smiles/looks happy ask her if she want to come back to your place(which you cleaned recently) 5 if she says yes go back sit down next to her on couch for a bit talk about w/e maybe share a personal story and lean in a a bit.
6 if she leans back in a bit go in for kiss
7 if she kisses you back continue for a bit then ask if she wants to move to the bed
8 if no ask for number maybe go on a date later, if yes congrats use a condom.
>>736364518 when I was 15 or 16 I fucked my 13 year old friend in the ass, we were both experimenting. oddly enough it didn't make me gay since I have attraction to males, probably because he was really girly looking then and had a girly ass
So, same anon here. Figured I'd come clean on some other shit as well.
I'm an electrician and when I do service calls in any attractive woman's home I do lots of terrible things. I ask to use the bathroom and rub her toothbrush on my asshole. I cum into her shampoo. I sneak panties from her drawer if I can get into her closet or whatever and cum in them in the bathroom then sneak them back. I take creepshots and videos of her if possible to watch later and upload online.
I'm a serial thief. I steal from women because I like the thrill and the thought of making them feel angry and violated gets me off. I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, pieces of jewelry, phones, etc. I've broken into houses, cars, apartments. I've pickpocketed and snatched and run as well. I use the things I get to jerk off... especially while looking at the driver's license pic. A few times I've returned wallets to lost and found covered in my cum.
I use my phone camera to video up women's skirts in public.
I key cars that belong to attractive women for the same reason I steal from them. I also break their windows and sometimes destroy the interior with a knife.
I use my fake Facebook to trick girls into giving me their security info for their email then I hack their Facebook and other accounts. I've gotten into well over 50 girls emails and found nudes in a few. I've blackmailed girls for more nudes and twice I've leaked them to their friends and family seriously fucking up their lives. One was underage.
>>736373293 Nice, what did the neighbor do to you to make you go after the dog? And with the lolicon thing, what ever helps you get off without fucking real kids is good. Sometimes I imagine getting fucked by shotas or intentionally find short feminine men and mentally think of them as younger when we have sex but I would never actually diddle a kid personally.
>>736373333 Agreed. Just sometimes i find myself asking the question if this is gonna be a missed opportunity but my work means i need a clean slate so can't happen. Legal age is 16 so i gots about 2 years left to wait if i wanna go for it
/b/ has been hit by a continuous raid from Reddit for the last year and a half with cuckoldry-related shit being spammed. Some of it is subliminal/subversive.
>Pics you're not supposed to share >Wwyd? (What would you do?) >Girlfriend/wife/ex >Dubs/trips and I release the rest >You mad white boi? >Cuckoldry shit >Trap threads >Dick tribute threads
All of this is a raid conducted by John Bettendorf to push a psyop in order to condition people to accept cuckoldry and the related. It is an operation known as Project Normalize. Notice all of these things are spammed constantly and are all related to cuckoldry in some form or another. Also, none of the "girlfriends" posted are legitimate. They're screenshots of camwhores from apple computers and iPhones if you look at the filenames. Any thread asking /b/ if there's more of a specific amateur girl or an Instagram is looking for more to be posted in future threads as fake girlfriends.
On another note, the kik threads are all CP trade threads and should be reported immediately. Discord threads/posts are actually clickbait for views and sponsorships.
Make a Nazi or a Hitler thread and all those cuckold-related threads slow down since the Nazi thread distracts those posters with opposing posts and damage control. Mention how Antifa is shit, and watch the shills pour in to defend such a horrible group of faggots.
>>736374245 Eh, now that you mention it, I guess it kind of was. Thats why these threads are nice, you get to discover things about yourself. But 10/10 would fuck tight teenage pussi if given another chance.
>>736374470 Nah, not into the rape vibe. She was into me, constantly doing the dumb flirting where she calls me mean names and pretends to hate me. But I'm a pretty attractive dude, so I picked up on it pretty easy. I was 22. >>736374613 Hello, welcome to 4chan summerfag.
>>736374021 Sometimes I do. It's kind of rare, though. I know I'm a piece of shit. I fully admit that what I do is wrong and horrible. I just... can't seem to stop even though I know what I stand to lose.
I found out that this girl I had sex with in college has a kid, and the timing lines up exactly:
She was a friend of a friend of a guy that was on the same floor of my dorm that I went to the party with. I got black-out drunk the 1st weekend at school, didn't use a condom, and GTFO in the small hours of the morning because I had a g/f back home and felt guilty.
I was from more that 1,000 miles away and hardly knew anyone at the school, let alone party, and I transferred schools after a semester. So, I was basically a ghost. I didn't find out about the kid til a few years later.
She has nowhere near enough info to track me down, but I could find her. She was from a wealthy family near Minneapolis, and (I later found out) only 16 when it happened.
>>736374031 I've heard of people doing this to the point where I'm starting to think it's pretty common. I just can't fathom how it's possible though. It seems so tiring and hard to keep up with. Your families must basically never see you.
>>736374677 She may very well be pregnant with our kid. I have no idea though, and no desire to find out I have some child support payments coming up. >>736374736 Like fucking warm shrink wrap around my cock. Kinda hurt me too tbh, so I guess that evens it up? >>736374740 Oh no someone called me a loser on /b/. Got any better bantz, candyass?
>>736374958 One and done. The experience was worth it, and the risk of turning it into an actual relationship just makes it unattractive. She wasnt a virgin, either, which helped the whole "hey you should slob on my knob" convo >>736375109 Get em before the grass grows, but if the field is growing, you can always flip over and play in the mud. >>736375131 Idk, she liked it. Was pretty upset I was leaving. So yeah, statutory rape, but consental rape with no drugs or alcohol
>>736373032 You didn't say you look at kid porn or animal porn, just that your sexually attracted to them... Even the rat thing cat get you a charge.
Ain't nothing illegal about being aroused at an idea. Ageplay is a legit fetish even. You sound a bit like an ex of mine who I never got to fuck. To this day the hottest sex I ever had was a chick (chubby) squirting all over my cock pretending to be my 14 year old niece and she loved it and I loved hearing fuck my tight teen pussy uncle t!!!! Fuck yeah Lol email me at [email protected]
>>736375547 She's blond and about 5' 2", her name is Natalie. She has a cups, so not enough to really wear a bra. She started off by sucking my dick, then riding me so she could control it, but once it was comfortable enough I went to doggystile and came inside of her. She orgasmed twice. >>736375565 10/10 pussy anon. If only she had sisters.
>>736375796 I just think it's cute how someone called you a sociopath, when clearly you don't lack empathy, but are really just a damaged individual working a dead end trade job that obviously can't bring you enough satisfaction.
>>736375382 9-11 is my favorite tho. 12-18 too old. Incidentally another cousin made me break my rule. She hooked me up with her friend who wanted xp before going into high school (she was 14) good times
>>736375981 Cant argue there. >>736375987 Same, but 9-11 are more focused on horses and fidget spinners than getting fucked. Usually. >>736376046 Unprofessional company. Never interviewed, never gave any real personal info. That man probably needs help finding his own social.
>>736375955 Yea, maybe. Sometimes I lean toward the sociopath theory myself. But yea the unsatisfactory lifestyle plays a part in it... although there are aspects of my life that bring me great joy. So I'm not sure what to make of it all.
I have a three inch dick and I'm circumcised. I write shipping fanfiction I have a massive fetish for cheerleaders. I once went to a uni basketball game to record the cheerleaders so I could jerk off to the footage later. I didn't jerk off until I was 18 and I can't get off to fully naked women When I was younger, my dad shaved me, trimmed my nails, trimmed by pubes, smelled my penis to make sure it smelled nice and so I cleared the smegma off, and popped pimples on my face and back. He would beat me if I told him no. I listen to girlfriend audios every night
>>736376158 For me its more about the challenge of finding them(it IS rare) then instead of actual fucking its more like grooming games and foreplay. Sex is rare. If I wanna fuck then I move up the age ladder.
>>736376848 My wife's not a cunt, though. She loving and friendly and genuine. She's 100X the person I am. And I love my kids. They would be destroyed if something happened to me or my wife. That's one reason I hate myself for the things I do and the risks I take.
Nothing too serious but I've been with my gf for about 3+ years now (been friends longer) and I love her to death. But as soon as I learned to jerk off I've never stopped, just slowed down. I first learned when I was 11 or 12, masturbated about 4-5 times a day, and now I'm 21 jerking it twice a day, at least once and occasionally three times. My gf does ask if I still jerk off and I tell her once every now and then since I don't want her to think I'm some masturbating freak and while I'm pretty open to her about things, I'm embarrassed to come clean (no pun intended) about this. It's not that she doesn't put out enough or I'm not satisfied whenever we get intimate, I just can't help myself to where it's a daily routine.
>>736377440 Idk, I think that a lot of people in society actually find girls that are coming into puberty attractive. That's why some people villify it so hardcore, as a kneejerk overreaction to cope with their inner desires. There are plenty of us out there, but only some people like us have the candor to admit it.
>>736377832 Protip: you wouldn't be doing it. Half of the actions you described can seriously jeaporadize your career, even more than just your current job. When you say goodnight to them next time, remember that the bed they sleep in requires you to have a paying, stable job.
>>736377749 My best friend is as normal guy as can be. He freaked the fuck out at me for hitting on our teen customers. Then my teen emo waifu came to pick me up from work. He doesn't talk to me anymore.
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