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Secrets Thread Post all your disgusting degenerate secrets here

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Secrets Thread
Post all your disgusting degenerate secrets here
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>>736364518
sometimes i bump threads
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i voted for gary johnson
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>>736364518
I told my ex she's going to end up dead if she keeps acting the way she does. I always hope it's her when the news reports a murdered woman
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I think jews are pretty decent people
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>>736365333
>people
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>>736365149
I didn't vote
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>>736365416
i voted 4 times
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>>736364518
i work extra hours so I can be alone at the office and smell the seats of the hot women
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>>736364518
I made a baby with my sister and now I let him think i'm his uncle.
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>>736365333
Checked
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>>736365563
you are his uncle though...
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>>736365607
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>>736365607
MODS MODS MODS
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im a cat
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>>736365607

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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I am the one who took the cookies from the cookie jar. Also I killed my ex-wife or something lol
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>>736365773
lucky
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>>736365563
I feel like I need to know more about this.
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>>736365529
amazing idea
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A little tame but i love it when my roommate fingers his girlfriend. I can hear her try and stifle her moans in the other room, and goddamn is it hot! I am not attracted to her, but the moans get me to diamonds so fast
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>>736365607
?
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no thank you officer
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>>736365607

MODS
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My last gf was Jewish. I have an uncircumcised dick. The irony of the blowjobs was hilarious.
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i have a 4 inch dick, please tell me if its good.
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>>736365685
he was put up for adoption at birth and came back at 18 looking for his parents.
he only had his mothers details, he's still 'searching' for his dad
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>>736365981
Are you a twink/trap?
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I jerked off onto a picture of a girl I have a crush on
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nope im not a wink/trap
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I post friends number on 4chan so randoms on /b/ can text them weird shit
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>used to steal my stepsisters panties
>put them on
>jerk off into them
>also jerked off in her bed multiple times
>sucked on and played with her dildo
>routinely burned the panties afterward

She definitely knew all this by the way lol
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>>736365994
How is it not on his birth certificate?
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>>736365994
Which of the southern states are you from? Also how is your relationship with your sister now? Also also did/do your parents know, and if they do how did they react?
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>>736365776
>>736365744
>>736365700
>>736365916
>>736365930
Did I miss some cheese pizza or something
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I once looked at porn
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>>736365877
i feel really ashamed sometimes because I have real feelings for one of them, and i can smell her perfume on the chair. It drives me crazy.

I got caught once while I was just chilling on her desk smelling her stuff, and talked it off by saying I was doing maintenance on her computer (I'm IT Support)
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>>736366607
This should be on creeper thread
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>>736366425
his birth certificate says unknown under father, my parents hushed it up as we were both underage
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>>736366607
I mean that's awesome dude,, good luck
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I browse /b/
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I used to fuck outside a lot
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When I was 15 I was diagnosed with a faint heart murmur. Did lots of tests and such and nothing was found. But every year im suppose to get a ekg and echo-cardiogram(ultrasound) because problems/damage can occur at any time. The last time i went to the doctor they might have found something and wanted me to comeback for another test later that week, I never did. That was 8-9 years ago. The murmur is significantly worse now, i can hear it sometimes. It's kinda scary but at the same time I secretly hope the problem kills me soon, i dont have the balls to an hero and this way it would be much less traumatic for my family/friends knowing i died from natural reasons.
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>>736367111
I still fuck outside a lot, in the back of a pickup truck
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I let the dogs out.
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>>736367149
you should just tell them. even if you die, The doctors will eventually open up to them about your cause of death and they will probably feel that you never trusted them enough to talk about it.
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>>736366512
not American
I live with her, she got married when she turned 18 to this rich old guy and after the divorce I get to live in the flat conversion of the garage/pool house.
parents knew because we fessed up to it, being scared and 13, they sent me to boarding school for five years and put the baby up for adoption. They also pressured my sister to marry the scumbag.
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I get off to woman giving birth
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Doesn't matter had sex
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i cheat on my gf with an uglier girl and i love it
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I masturbate at work
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>>736367149
You stoopid fuck - it's going to HURT you and not kill you. Your heart is going to pop a gasket or some stupid shit, and give you a stroke. Your brain is going to rot from lack of oxygen, and you'll be put into a fucking nursing home to waste away.

You know what's sadder than a nursing home? YOUNG PEOPLE in a nursing home!
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>>736365333
Communist swine. Choke on your welfare state
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did someone post cp
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>>736365930
What was it??
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so good
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>>736367383
it's not really about trust, it's more that i just dont give a fuck about myself, and thats not really a secret. My parents know about my initial diagnosis they took me each year to the doc until i left for college, and then i only went the 1 last time by myself.
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>>736365930
What happened?
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>>736365776
TELL US WHAT IT WAS
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>>736367789
maybe, or maybe i'll die, really only 1 way to find out.
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>>736368298
it was just too disturbing
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>>736368417
What was it tho?
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>>736368585
who was phone
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I'm 31 and married with 2 kids and a really decent life. My wife is attractive and the sex is fine, but I keep a fake Facebook profile in order to talk to girls and get off when I find one willing to chat with me. I'm currently regularly texting an extremely hot 17 year old girl I met on FB. We've exchanged nudes and everything. She thinks I'm 24 and single and I have her a fake name. I literally help her with her high school homework and she sends me pics and talks dirty to me as payment. I'm loving it so much I haven't fully processed all of the different ways my life would be fucked if I got caught.
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No CP lolz
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>>736368417
tell us pls
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>>736368682
Plan on doing anything with her once she's of age?
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>>736368585
>>736368736
file name was cp
there was a tall black man and a small black kid

thank god the mods banned that guy
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>>736368682
keep the girl. leave your wife.
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>>736365416
>>736365501
I won the election
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>>736368863
I'm definitely going to get a bit more aggressive once she's 18. That's still nearly a year away since she just turned 17, though. She only lives an hour from me so it will be extremely tempting to talk her into having sex with me of course. The only women I've ever had sex with is my wife and she was 24 when we started so I've never experienced an 18 year old. And she's a gymnast. I just don't know if I could do it to my wife. I mean I'm already doing terrible things but putting my dick in another girl... especially a kid... seems much more real. Plus women are crazy... who knows if I do or say the wrong thing this chick could decide to rat on me about the pics of her underage or claim I raped her or any number of things.
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>>736368682
>Married with kids
>Cheating
Enjoy getting divorced with alimony, child support & getting ripped of half of your belongings. You're truly dumb.
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Whenever I get an erection I beat my meat until I finish, but the issue is I've been unemployed for a while so I've been jerking alot so now whenever I get hard it doesn't go down until I beat my meat, ice had an erection for a straight 3 hours and it refuses to fucking stop
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I'm 35 and live two lives.

One I'm married to a 34 year old. She's sweet but Jesus Christ, so much baggage. Loves me to death and we've been together for about 10 years.

In my other life, I have a 28 year old and we have two kids. Sex is amazing, kids are annoying, but I provide and she raises them well.

This has been going on for 6 years. Each of the women suspect there's something more going on but both really love me.

I hope that in the future I can come clean with both and them them both to be wives under the same roof.
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>>736368222
checked
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>Stole one of my friends socks(girl) and use it to cum into

>Have had some suggestive incidents with a little girl

>Used a pillow as a pocket pussy by folding it strapping it down with a belt and using a plastic bag full of lotion for comfort

>Masturbated out on the deck of my house(I live in a neighborhood where everyone can easily see everyone's backyard

>Masturbated right next to my friend one night while he was asleep

Have some more but ehh those are most
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>>736369313
These guys won't judge you, so I will. Piece of shit.
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>>736369344
I know I am. But... fucking shit she's sexy as fuck.
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I handed out "shop" calendars to a few of my guys at work. Bunch of nude/semi nude pinup style stuff but it was pictures of my wife on our rigs. Wife doesn't know.
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>>736369449
How do you possibly explain yourself to either of them
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>>736369176
Dad!?
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I am feeling a weird sexual attraction to my pet cat. I keep wanting to touch her pussy.
I never had these feelings towards a cat before.
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>>736367609
How long have you and ur gf been together
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>>736369449
How the fuck do you pull this off???? Also, forget about them living together and being ok with this. Just forget about it right now. It isn't going to happen.
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>>736369718
5-6 yrs
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>>736369688
post pics
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I have secret get magic
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>>736369799
Of... my pet cat?
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>>736369481
wow you're hardcore nigger.
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>>736369688
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>>736369799
KEK
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>>736369860
yes! right meow!
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>>736369481
Dude no offense but I had already done all of the things on this list by the time I was like 14. These aren't deep dark secrets they're just average man stuff.
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I got my sister pregnant without her knowledge while she had a boyfriend. The kid is ugly as shit and is 5 and hasn't said a word yet. She still doesn't know its mine.
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I fucked a dog in the ass when I was 12 once. A male dog. Dog didn't even seem to care.
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>>736370118
boy or girl?
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>>736364518
I regularly rub my dick against the bed while lying on my stomach while watching porn on my phone and ejaculate on the blanket under me which I then sleep with.

My mother cleans my sheets.
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>>736370140
You are about 50 shades of gay for this. Faggot.
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>>736370197
boy. although from baby pics and innocent tub pictures shared amongst family he has a 3 inch soft dick.
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>>736364518
I'm fucking terrified of being put under anesthesia.
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>>736370209
I do this too except my wife cleans the sheets. She's also normally asleep next to me when it happens.
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I go to places like the local game/comic/music store to find cute, uglier nerdy girls with glasses. Usually they're easy to fuck and my type
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>>736370209
>>736370443
This is how I learned to masturbate and haven't been able to get off with my hand ever.
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>>736370443
Why rub your dick against your bed if you have your wife next to you?
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>>736370500
How do you get them in the sack? I want step by step instructions, please. Asking for a friend.
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>>736370340
Goddamn nigger are you ever going to come clean?
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>>736365333
sick bastard
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>>736370551
Holy shit this. I started when I was 10 and still do it to this day and im 35. I can use my hand but im much more efficient humping the bed.
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>>736370118
How does she NOT know its yours but you somehow do?
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>>736370676
If I rub against her she'll wake up and be annoyed. If she puts out that night of course I don't do this but if not I usually do. I don't expect her to keep up with my sex drive. Plus the idea of cumming to another younger hotter girl right next to my wife turns me on.
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>>736370933
Check'd. Also I need to know this.
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I mix baby oil and lotion and use it as lube for fapping. So good, better than any store bought lube.
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>>736364518
I think chocolate milk is nasty
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>>736370732
A. not a nigger
B. If I did, I could be tried for rape or something fucked like that
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>>736370112
They're secrets to me sorry we have different meanings anon
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>>736370551
Bruh I thought I was the only one. I learned on a pillow and I still mainly use a pillow or the bed or even the floor. I have learned to use my hand but it's not as easy.
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>>736370986
Try using Grape Seed Oil. It works even better than the best lube and it's all natural. You can cook with it so you have a valid reason for using it. Great for anal too
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>>736370340
>3 inch soft dick.
at 5yo? that's not very abnormal.
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>>736370683
watch her a little and find out what she's most interested in the store. walk up next to her eventually and act like "Omg is that Majoras mask??" or some shit. The trick is to get them to fangirl with you. Introduce yourself and get them to add you on skype or whatever as friends with shit in common and leave. Text her later that night and continue in that kind of manner. Eventually ask her out, if she says yes, eventually lead a topic or two about sex. It's a cake walk from there on out.

Usually takes about 2 weeks or so to fuck the chick usually. Then it's your choice to break it off or whatever
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I pretend to have sex with my stuffed animals when I jerk off
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>>736364518
I have a large stash of all my ex gf's used panties which I accumulated from going through all her stuff right after she moved out before she came and got her stuff. She had like 50 unwashed pairs stashed in drawers and the closet. Every night I lay naked in bed and dump the bag of them all over me while I jerk off and sniff and lick them while I watch the squirt vids she made for me. It's been six months now and every girl I date dead ends because I can't keep it up for them. All I want is my ex back bc she squirted/pissed all over me and in my mouth while i ate her pussy and normal sex doesn't turn me on anymore.
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>>736371058
How did you get her pregnant? Was she passed out and you fucked her?
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>>736370933
for some reason they haven't done any DNA testing and I know its mine because I mixed it with her fake cum she uses in her dildo when her bf isn't available. and also he has clear signs of inbreeding and not just birth defects.
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>>736371134

You're literally talking about meeting a girl and fucking her the normal, relationship way

lmfao
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>>736371134
That's some work but sounds worth it. Thanks for the tips. I'll uh... tell my friend.
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>>736371197
Post them vids
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>>736371134
I can confirm. I do this with the average girls on apps like Tinder who have some kind of fan giirl bullshit. I have nerdy shit listed on my profile and wearing a nerdy shirt. They always bite. Bonus points if you look buff too. easy pussy for dry periods.
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>>736371229
Does everyone just think the baby was born a potato?
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This thread is a part of reddits psy op "operational normalize"
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>>736371301
if you're ugly and can't socialize can you really talk down someone's advice lol
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>I made a cat fall 3 stories down my house once while I was younger on purpose. I really regret doing it and don't know why I did what I did
>I secretly hook up with people on Tinder and get them to dress as anime characters I like and fuck them
>I have found myself to be sexually attracted to some children and animals
>I took underwear out of my crush's drawer and went to the bathroom with it and masturbated smelling it and brought it back
>I used to let my dog eat my pussy when I was a teen
>I fucked like 4 of my cousins as a kid
>I got satisfaction out of watching rats in my aparent get caught in glue traps and slowly die. I hated them so much. Sometimes I would periodically check on them and intimidate them so I could see them get wide eyed and start squirming trying to free themselves.
>I went to my ex roommate's house and the window was open slightly so I threw a frozen frizbee made of dog piss and food dye into her apartment so it would melt and get all over everything
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>>736371301
Except without all the gifts and love shit and spending time shit. Not to mention I never really said it was more of hook ups. I don't really care about relationships right now. I just talk and fuck and leave
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>>736371197
Shit man its the best. My ex squirted all over the place. Its a huge mess but when shes on top she can actually cum all over me. I miss it.
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>>736371432
so far yes but I feel it may be traced to me as it could have my features like being really tall when her real bf is 5'7 and she is 5'4 and im 6'5
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>>736370118
at least you only made 1
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>>736371623
kek true that
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>>736365235
you okay?
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>>736371563
why did you become attracted to animals
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>>736371229
You know sperm doesnt survive that long outside the body unless conditions are just right. Do you know how long it was until she used her dildo lol? Theres a pretty decent chance it may not be yours and just an ugly as fuck baby.
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>>736371604
My dad is 5'2 my mom is 5'9

before I was 16 I was already 6'0 and still at 26 your genes can come from other family members. My moms side of the family is really tall
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>>736371563
Holy shit I lost it
>I went to my ex roommate's house and the window was open slightly so I threw a frozen frizbee made of dog piss and food dye into her apartment so it would melt and get all over everything
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>>736371563
Well..... shit.
Let's see what you look like I'm hella curious now.
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>>736371623
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>>736371767
>>736371767
it can survive 3 days at room temp
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>>736371767
the day of. i knew her boyfriend had been gone for a week and she was horny as hell so i took my chance
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>>736369313

>"really decent life"
>could get arrested tomorrow for CP
>could lose family if caught
>could destroy childrens life with selfishness
>probably getting catfished by a 30yo man like yourself
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>>736372189
welcome to /b/
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>>736372116
Seriously what did you think was going to happen?
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I'd fuck a dog if given the chance~
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>>736372427
My dog is available
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>>736372427
then literally all you have to do is find a dog...
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>>736370209
she knows
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>>736371055

MODS
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>>736372116
Lol that kid is yours
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>>736372427
would you ever tell anyone
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>>736372508
Harder than it sounds
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>>736372615
Nah, come over, I'll video for you
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>>736372615
i see dogs every day...
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when i was 12 i fucked a stuffed animal and cummed in it, it was thrown away
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>>736372377
I get off on that incest kinda shit and it really turned me on knowing she was carryimg my child and shit like that. I also hate her bf and her so its a big fu to the both of them.
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When I was in secondary school, I was on swim team, and I would come to practice late and steal panties out from girl's sports bags. They had all been worn all day and were drenched in their scent. I amassed a collection of 18 pairs of panties, 4 bras, and 2 cellphones in my perverted clepto era. Jerked off into all of the panties countless times while smelling the others. Finally got scared of getting caught so went out to a field and dumped them in a garbage bag.
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>>736372746
Damn dude but now you and your sister have a retard
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>>736372746
>I also hate her bf and her
>kid is the one who actually suffers
good work
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>>736365333
>checked
you disgust me
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>>736372731
Like this?
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>>736367149
I'm with you. I have a rotten tooth and a 3 energy drink a day habit. I hope it rots my heart.
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>>736369574
Calendar or it didn't happen....
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>>736372746
I get that. I dont even have a sister and kinda am glad because I'm pretty sure I'd have fucked her at some point.
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>>736364518
I wanna fuck the bunny
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>>736371724
They just are so cute and innocent and give such an innocent look when you touch lower. Pretty terrible but them being mindless is part of what makes the thought of doing stuff with an animal attractive to me.
>>736371934
5'1", blonde with long hair usually in a ponytail, green eyes, 105 pounds, and wear a lot of weeb shit.
I can't post a pic because I literally just admitted to sometimes being sexually attracted to animals and kids
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>>736372728
Must be hard seeing your mom like that
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i dont tell girls i like them
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I haven't pooped in a toilet in probably 6 years, I do an enema in the bath every morning

I just really really like the feeling..
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>>736372930
Damn your little pecker doesn't shoot very far
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Just spit up with 21yo gf and now her sexually aggressive younger sister is hitting on me like crazy. Problem is she's real hot and 14, dresses real slutty etc and we hit it off real good. Never done nothing with her though not worth the risk but sometimes i wonder. Im 24 btw
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>>736365700
>>736365776
>>736365930
did i miss some pizza?
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>>736371595
Yeah I miss the sex with her more than I thought I would. I've dated three girls since then and the sex was so boring to me without the squirting that I couldn't keep it up and needless to say it ended things each time. It sucks because the girls I can date now that I'm single are hotter but nothing turns me on like those hot streams of piss she used to squirt and soak the bed with. We were together for ten years since high school and it feels like ill never be happy with another girl. It seems impossible to get an average everyday girl to wanna piss on you and my ex started doing it without me even asking and it turned her on and after the first time she did it every time we had sex. She sent me over 30 vids of her pissing/squirting in various places while we were together and I cant stop beating off to them every night and afterwards I get the sinking depressed feeling that we'll never be together again. At least we have a kid together and we're still good friends so maybe there's a chance we'll get back together some day it now sues with this guy she was friends with since they were kids and she says she's happy with him and I just feel like killing myself but oh well I've got the vids and the memories of the best sex I'll ever have I guess..
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>>736371563
Alright, finally a good one. My turn anon.

>Tried killing my neighbors dog with chocolate. Didnt work, but the rat poison did.
>Fucked my boss' 13 yo daughter.
>Stole my friends truck for a joyride while drunk, he thanked me the next day for helping him realize it was stolen.
>Every time I fuck a girl, I dont cum until I pretend theyre a lolicon.
>Helped my friend cheat on his SAT.
>Walmart subsidizes my gas costs by accepting returned stolen items without receipts.
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>>736373154
Stay away if you like your freedom
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>>736373032
yeah i get that. knowing that they're just acting on their instincts
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>>736373032
Come over. I'll Fuck you the same time my dog is
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>>736365700
>>736365776
>>736365930


Kinda sad /b/ became so shitty and full of this regressive SJWs.

Fuck how I hate SJWs....
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>>736370140
Are you me?
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>>736373408
maybe the dog wants to be in the middle...
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>>736372854
the amount they spend on trying to teach this child anything and having multiple doctors to help the retard not kill himself is pretty fucking horrifying. they almost wanted me to help pay but i refused as i wasn't the father *wink*
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I want Ashley Graham to spread her ass and bounce on my face
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>>736373282
Theres always more squirters out there. Easy to find on the right sex board. I hear ya though
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>>736370683
1 talk about nerd shit.
2 if interested ask if they are single
3 give complement (ex I like your hair/eyes)
4 if she smiles/looks happy ask her if she want to come back to your place(which you cleaned recently)
5 if she says yes go back sit down next to her on couch for a bit talk about w/e maybe share a personal story and lean in a a bit.

6 if she leans back in a bit go in for kiss

7 if she kisses you back continue for a bit then ask if she wants to move to the bed

8 if no ask for number maybe go on a date later, if yes congrats use a condom.

hope your friend has success.
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>>736364518
when I was 15 or 16 I fucked my 13 year old friend in the ass, we were both experimenting. oddly enough it didn't make me gay since I have attraction to males, probably because he was really girly looking then and had a girly ass

can't say I regret it, still fap to the memory
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>>736368682
>>736369313

So, same anon here. Figured I'd come clean on some other shit as well.

I'm an electrician and when I do service calls in any attractive woman's home I do lots of terrible things. I ask to use the bathroom and rub her toothbrush on my asshole. I cum into her shampoo. I sneak panties from her drawer if I can get into her closet or whatever and cum in them in the bathroom then sneak them back. I take creepshots and videos of her if possible to watch later and upload online.

I'm a serial thief. I steal from women because I like the thrill and the thought of making them feel angry and violated gets me off. I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, pieces of jewelry, phones, etc. I've broken into houses, cars, apartments. I've pickpocketed and snatched and run as well. I use the things I get to jerk off... especially while looking at the driver's license pic. A few times I've returned wallets to lost and found covered in my cum.

I use my phone camera to video up women's skirts in public.

I key cars that belong to attractive women for the same reason I steal from them. I also break their windows and sometimes destroy the interior with a knife.

I use my fake Facebook to trick girls into giving me their security info for their email then I hack their Facebook and other accounts. I've gotten into well over 50 girls emails and found nudes in a few. I've blackmailed girls for more nudes and twice I've leaked them to their friends and family seriously fucking up their lives. One was underage.
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>>736364518
I say "You're welcome" every time the self checkout line at Wal-Mart thanks me for shopping there.
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>>736373738
>Manchild wants to harm attractive women but can't confront them.
Mommy issues 101
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>>736373293
Nice, what did the neighbor do to you to make you go after the dog?
And with the lolicon thing, what ever helps you get off without fucking real kids is good. Sometimes I imagine getting fucked by shotas or intentionally find short feminine men and mentally think of them as younger when we have sex but I would never actually diddle a kid personally.
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>>736373293
How did you not get caught with your boss' daughter?
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When I was younger I used to have my chihuahua lick me to get me off. I didn't know any better at the time and feel bad when I think about it
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>>736373333
Agreed. Just sometimes i find myself asking the question if this is gonna be a missed opportunity but my work means i need a clean slate so can't happen. Legal age is 16 so i gots about 2 years left to wait if i wanna go for it
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>>736373738
So in other words you're a sociopath. do you not feel any guilt at all?
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/b/ has been hit by a continuous raid from Reddit for the last year and a half with cuckoldry-related shit being spammed. Some of it is subliminal/subversive.

>Pics you're not supposed to share
>Wwyd? (What would you do?)
>Girlfriend/wife/ex
>Dubs/trips and I release the rest
>You mad white boi?
>Cuckoldry shit
>Trap threads
>Dick tribute threads

All of this is a raid conducted by John Bettendorf to push a psyop in order to condition people to accept cuckoldry and the related. It is an operation known as Project Normalize. Notice all of these things are spammed constantly and are all related to cuckoldry in some form or another. Also, none of the "girlfriends" posted are legitimate. They're screenshots of camwhores from apple computers and iPhones if you look at the filenames. Any thread asking /b/ if there's more of a specific amateur girl or an Instagram is looking for more to be posted in future threads as fake girlfriends.

On another note, the kik threads are all CP trade threads and should be reported immediately. Discord threads/posts are actually clickbait for views and sponsorships.

Make a Nazi or a Hitler thread and all those cuckold-related threads slow down since the Nazi thread distracts those posters with opposing posts and damage control. Mention how Antifa is shit, and watch the shills pour in to defend such a horrible group of faggots.

Pic 100% related. Do not be subverted!
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>>736369635
I business-travel a lot, often spending a month or two at a time "away from home".

>>736369791
Maybe. I really hope it happens.
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>>736373738
Die faggot
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>>736373965
Neighbor didnt do shit, but the dog was an ass. And did you pass up the part where I came inside a 13 year old?
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>>736374117
You only did that once though, the other times you just imagine. I thought the boss's daughter thing was probably partially revenge based or something.
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>>736373985
Was quitting. Didnt care, left the state, blocked all contact. Doubt shes gonna tell her dad she got railed, and even if she does, what of it? They have 0 way of finding me.
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>>736374245
Eh, now that you mention it, I guess it kind of was. Thats why these threads are nice, you get to discover things about yourself. But 10/10 would fuck tight teenage pussi if given another chance.
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>>736371563
Half this shit is bullshit
The other half implies your a girl making it bullshit fuck your post anon
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>>736374286
so did you rape her or what? how old were you?
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>>736374286
Sick Bitch
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>>736374470
Nah, not into the rape vibe. She was into me, constantly doing the dumb flirting where she calls me mean names and pretends to hate me. But I'm a pretty attractive dude, so I picked up on it pretty easy. I was 22.
>>736374613
Hello, welcome to 4chan summerfag.
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>>736374117
How did the girl not get pregnant? She happened to be on BC?
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>>736374021
Sometimes I do. It's kind of rare, though. I know I'm a piece of shit. I fully admit that what I do is wrong and horrible. I just... can't seem to stop even though I know what I stand to lose.
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>>736374652
She was tight?
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>>736374652
22 fucking a little kid. Must be a huge fucking loser
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I found out that this girl I had sex with in college has a kid, and the timing lines up exactly:

She was a friend of a friend of a guy that was on the same floor of my dorm that I went to the party with. I got black-out drunk the 1st weekend at school, didn't use a condom, and GTFO in the small hours of the morning because I had a g/f back home and felt guilty.

I was from more that 1,000 miles away and hardly knew anyone at the school, let alone party, and I transferred schools after a semester. So, I was basically a ghost. I didn't find out about the kid til a few years later.

She has nowhere near enough info to track me down, but I could find her. She was from a wealthy family near Minneapolis, and (I later found out) only 16 when it happened.
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I sucked the clown I hired for my sons 6th birthday's dick in his car
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Cousin's sister is in love with me and I'm not into her. It's been like this for years but was super weird when we were younger because it started when I was 12 and she was like 16.
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>>736374857
How'd you get into that tiny car?
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>>736374031
I've heard of people doing this to the point where I'm starting to think it's pretty common. I just can't fathom how it's possible though. It seems so tiring and hard to keep up with. Your families must basically never see you.
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>>736374677
She may very well be pregnant with our kid. I have no idea though, and no desire to find out I have some child support payments coming up.
>>736374736
Like fucking warm shrink wrap around my cock. Kinda hurt me too tbh, so I guess that evens it up?
>>736374740
Oh no someone called me a loser on /b/. Got any better bantz, candyass?
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>>736374652
and you only did it once? a bit of a waste i'd say, I guess it's more impressive that you actually got her to go through with it
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>>736374916
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>>736374866
Cousins sister. Also making her your cousin too
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>>736374938
Did you fucked her just once?
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>>736374117
My cousins 13 she keeps hiiting on me. Finally I told her why I ain't balls deep in her every night
> Too old
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>>736374938
I wish I could find you and destroy your child raping ass
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>>736374458
Both males and females can be degenerates
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>>736374998
Half sister, forgot that lil bit on info.
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>>736375131
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>>736374740
> 13 year old lolicon
> losing
You sure your in the right place?
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>>736374958
One and done. The experience was worth it, and the risk of turning it into an actual relationship just makes it unattractive. She wasnt a virgin, either, which helped the whole "hey you should slob on my knob" convo
>>736375109
Get em before the grass grows, but if the field is growing, you can always flip over and play in the mud.
>>736375131
Idk, she liked it. Was pretty upset I was leaving. So yeah, statutory rape, but consental rape with no drugs or alcohol
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>>736375382
Did you cum inside?
[spoiler]Totally not fapping atm[/spoiler]
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>>736375156
That post just reeks of rp faggotry tho.
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>>736375382
Holy shit, you loser, justifying banging a little kid.
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>>736373032
You didn't say you look at kid porn or animal porn, just that your sexually attracted to them... Even the rat thing cat get you a charge.

Ain't nothing illegal about being aroused at an idea. Ageplay is a legit fetish even.
You sound a bit like an ex of mine who I never got to fuck.
To this day the hottest sex I ever had was a chick (chubby) squirting all over my cock pretending to be my 14 year old niece and she loved it and I loved hearing fuck my tight teen pussy uncle t!!!!
Fuck yeah
Lol email me at [email protected]
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>>736374028
Has been a lot of that Shit lately. Is this legit?
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>>736371563
>makes frizbee made of dog piss
>frozen dog piss baseball is best dog piss delivery method

is this the only thing you tried?
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>>736375547
She's blond and about 5' 2", her name is Natalie. She has a cups, so not enough to really wear a bra. She started off by sucking my dick, then riding me so she could control it, but once it was comfortable enough I went to doggystile and came inside of her. She orgasmed twice.
>>736375565
10/10 pussy anon. If only she had sisters.
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>>736373958
Yea what of it?
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I want to be a dogs bitch
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>>736365333
There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish.
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>>736375796
I just think it's cute how someone called you a sociopath, when clearly you don't lack empathy, but are really just a damaged individual working a dead end trade job that obviously can't bring you enough satisfaction.
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>>736374857
Did he at least give you a discount?
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>>736375772
>cumming inside her
Now that was just retarded.
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>>736375382
9-11 is my favorite tho.
12-18 too old.
Incidentally another cousin made me break my rule. She hooked me up with her friend who wanted xp before going into high school (she was 14) good times
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>>736374286
Good thing he did'nt have your SSN.....since he was your boss.....
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>>736375981
Cant argue there.
>>736375987
Same, but 9-11 are more focused on horses and fidget spinners than getting fucked. Usually.
>>736376046
Unprofessional company. Never interviewed, never gave any real personal info. That man probably needs help finding his own social.
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>>736375955
Yea, maybe. Sometimes I lean toward the sociopath theory myself. But yea the unsatisfactory lifestyle plays a part in it... although there are aspects of my life that bring me great joy. So I'm not sure what to make of it all.
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>>736375987
9-11 I loved the treesome, they catch fire so fast when I ram it inside and then collapse.
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I've been sucking off cats and rubbing cat pussy for I think the past 4 years
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>>736376166
Press reset. Don't even pretend you don't know what I mean.
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>>736376046
My first thought as well. op gon roast.
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>>736365333
Fucking scum bag
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>>736376289
??
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>>736376307
See
>>736376158
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I am a gay furrfag that hates porch monkeys, kikes, and especially Sand Niggers. Religion of Peace my ass. I would get allahu akbared cause my sexual beliefs.
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>>736365529
I smelled a bitches office chair one time.. stunk like shit. Dirty bitch.
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I have a three inch dick and I'm circumcised.
I write shipping fanfiction
I have a massive fetish for cheerleaders. I once went to a uni basketball game to record the cheerleaders so I could jerk off to the footage later.
I didn't jerk off until I was 18 and I can't get off to fully naked women
When I was younger, my dad shaved me, trimmed my nails, trimmed by pubes, smelled my penis to make sure it smelled nice and so I cleared the smegma off, and popped pimples on my face and back. He would beat me if I told him no.
I listen to girlfriend audios every night
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>>736376373
Ever make a video game character, and you like the items you have and some of the quests you've done, but your wife is a cunt and your job is an electrician?
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>>736375567
[email protected]

Sorry didn't realize Yahoo deleted me
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>>736376158
For me its more about the challenge of finding them(it IS rare) then instead of actual fucking its more like grooming games and foreplay. Sex is rare. If I wanna fuck then I move up the age ladder.
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>>736376556
Ok so how do you reset life?
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>>736376621
Really? The challenge means fuckall to me, but damn do I find small tits and smooth labia attractive.
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>>736376663
Life insurance policies actually pay a pretty penny.
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>>736376174
Nice.
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i post on the chan
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>>736370112
>"normal"
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>>736372077
wow. very creative. can you make an idea for another product with anything pic?
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>>736376848
My wife's not a cunt, though. She loving and friendly and genuine. She's 100X the person I am. And I love my kids. They would be destroyed if something happened to me or my wife. That's one reason I hate myself for the things I do and the risks I take.
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>>736373465
/b/ has been like this for like 10 years now you fucking faggot
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>>736367380
It was you?! Fuck bro...fuck...
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>>736377221
nope.avi
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>>736376803
Its like were from different but neighboring planets lol
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Nothing too serious but I've been with my gf for about 3+ years now (been friends longer) and I love her to death. But as soon as I learned to jerk off I've never stopped, just slowed down. I first learned when I was 11 or 12, masturbated about 4-5 times a day, and now I'm 21 jerking it twice a day, at least once and occasionally three times. My gf does ask if I still jerk off and I tell her once every now and then since I don't want her to think I'm some masturbating freak and while I'm pretty open to her about things, I'm embarrassed to come clean (no pun intended) about this. It's not that she doesn't put out enough or I'm not satisfied whenever we get intimate, I just can't help myself to where it's a daily routine.
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>>736377158
thanks but honestly my mom kinda helped me make it
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>>736377192
If you really loved your family, would you be putting them at risk like this? Hm.
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When I was younger when ever it stormed I'd go get ice from the fridge and use a sling shot to break windows and dent cars.
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>>736377449
That's some tame ass shit.
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>>736377440
Idk, I think that a lot of people in society actually find girls that are coming into puberty attractive. That's why some people villify it so hardcore, as a kneejerk overreaction to cope with their inner desires. There are plenty of us out there, but only some people like us have the candor to admit it.
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>>736364518

I actually, legitimately prefer missionary sex. So does my wife.
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>>736377496
Idk. Honestly I don't know the answer to that. I want to believe I love them but I do certainly put my own desires before their needs... which is not love.
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>>736367149
>i
John, you got to stop being so negative.
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>>736377775
>So does my wife
because she is a lazy pig
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>>736377567
Lots of kids destroy cars. Makes you think about why we fuck up cars as kids?
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>>736377489
interesting. u are creative and have a mom. what a nice friend. i make advertising is for that i cuestion about you made. well well well. where is da pics of your mom?
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>>736377435
yes

even when people posted CP in rars people would freak out over it

some things never change you fucking poser
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>>736377932
youre a newfag
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>>736377983
k fucko
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>>736369176
fuck i wouldnt even be surprised if trump posted here
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>>736377832
Protip: you wouldn't be doing it. Half of the actions you described can seriously jeaporadize your career, even more than just your current job. When you say goodnight to them next time, remember that the bed they sleep in requires you to have a paying, stable job.
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>>736377932
>Hey everyone act like I posted some crazy shit and then I'm gonna delete my post lulz
Newfag detected.
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>>736377749
My best friend is as normal guy as can be. He freaked the fuck out at me for hitting on our teen customers. Then my teen emo waifu came to pick me up from work. He doesn't talk to me anymore.
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>>736378098
Sigh. You're right. I'm going to bed now... pondering my life. God I'm a dick.
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