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Could you tell me about the American states and cities, tell

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Could you tell me about the American states and cities, tell me about your state & city, what's your favorite city and why?

What would be the best state to move to if I was moving to USA?
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Portland oregon looks awesome. Cheapest west coast city and cool culture.
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NYC fag here. Its dope asf, but mad expensive.
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Omaha, Nebraska. Lots of stuff you'll never see anywhere else.

Pros:
No tourists
Stuff you'll never see anywhere else
Soup
Cons:
Not a large population.

Oh and we also invented Kool-Aid.
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>>736363182

hipster central
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>>736363318
Nebraska is for hicks. Fuck these flyover states. Live where life matters.
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DC fag. I live in the part of the city that kicked out all the black people.

It's fucking sick here. All the girls are hot as shit, there's tons of amazing restaurants, and you can laugh at tourists every summer.

You haven't lived till you've gotten wasted and then chill by the monuments.
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St. Louis Missouri fag here. Living cost isn't bad. Lot of cool shit to do and lots of jobs. Only downside are all the fucking niggers
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Albuquerque, New Mexico

Pros:
Pro gun state
Cheap housing
Cons:
Too many to list
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>>736363698

spoken like a true new yorker. go fuck yourself
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Idaho fag here, stay the fuck away from this state. No decent jobs, all the decent land is owned by the government, we make Texas look like California and we have a metric fuckton of Mormons.
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>>736364076
NYC fag here, i didn't even post that lol.
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Phoenix, Arizona fag. Stay away at all costs

Pros:

Cons:
The weather
The beaners
The wildlife
Shit to do
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>>736364092

Move to Salt Lake City. It's pretty rad here.
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>>736362928
Atlanta, GA
Pros:
>good conservative city (north of the city center)
>Real estate is very reasonable compared to most big cities
>Airport heads everywhere
>Southern food is best food
>Lots to do and lots of good cities/attractions within 5 hours driving distance (living at the beach may seem nice but just wait until the middle of july when every fuckhead and their retarded kids are trashing everything and pissing in your backyard)
Cons:
>sprawl is bad. means acreage is inexpensive but driving/traffic is worse than most cities outside of LA
>Goddamn there's a lot of niggers
>Hot as shit in the summer, and humid as fuck
>did i mention that you cant turn around without running into a nigger with gold teeth and his pants around his knees?

Basically the proof is in the pudding. All the northern cities are bleeding population and the south is booming. Personally i wish the fuckhead patriots, yankees and steelers fans would fuck right off back to their frozen shitholes but once you get a taste of the south you pretty much never leave.
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>>736364076
Lol not a new yorker but ill take it as a compliment. All these idiots like yourself seem to pretend where you live is great because its okay.
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>>736362928
Tennessee and the KKK welcomes you.
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Indianapolis indiana fag here. Don't come here. Crime out the ass and hella aids. Go to Michigan or the east coast.
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>>736364809

not a compliment, lived in brooklyn for 5 years. will never go back
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St. Augustine Florida fag here.

Totally rad place to live. Best bars and restaurants in the country. Little pricey though.

Some of the natives are the typical Florida dumbshits. Taking two words and mashing them together and thinking they created a new word. That kind of stupid.

But on the plus side we have surfing and pirates
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>>736362928
Owensboro, Kentucky fag here, stay away. Everyone here has aids, the police here are retarted, and everyone is just fucking stupid and try to act like niggers. Stay away
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>>736364994
>retarted
kek. you're from kentucky i see
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German fag here, what do you think of North Dakota?
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>>736363318
> stuff you'll never see anywhere else
> stuff you'll never see anywhere else
Like what faggot?
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>>736364951
Same guy again. Ya i dont understand how people can stand the stench of the (literal) garbage piled in the streets. I would rather live in a clean city with less immigrants. I dont like where i live either im just saying many people have low expectations.
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Kenosha Wisconsin fag here. Great place to live.

Pros:
Low crime rate
Affordable housing
Employment opportunity
Friendly people
Decent amount of stuff to do

Cons:
Pretty chilly
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>>736364036
Meth
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>>736365181
someone from n dakota would tell you but their 386dx266 only has a 7200 baud modem and they are using it to find pictures of cowpussi
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Newburgh, Indiana: Corn, corn, corn, CORN,CORNCORNCORNCORNCORNCORN
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>>736364500
1.I'm Catholic

2. I like my beer stronger than 3% alcohol.
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>>736363182
Bye bye sunshine
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>>736365401
So you see that state being full of rednecks?
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>>736363261
Full of assholes
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>>736363945
All the fucking niggers
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>>736365511
full? no theres nothing full about north dakota. you could say it is empty of rednecks i suppose
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>>736362928
North Carolina

Because we be like c'mon and raise up Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter North Carolina! C'mon and raise up This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who? Us, us, us; yes sir!
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>>736365181
Its another who gives a fuck place to live. I suppose this question depends on your ability to make money and survive, if we are being honest. Not everybody can compete.
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>>736365181

injun country
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>>736364500
Smog, morons
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Buffalo NY fag here. Not shit to do. Shit football team. Too many niggers. Fucking ice everywhere. Goddamn Niagra tourists drive me fucking bananas. Stay away. Save yourself OP
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>>736362928
Stay away from big cities. They have the niggers and the crime.
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>>736364705
Niggers. Humid af
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>>736365334
Stella's Diner
Runza
An actually decent school system
And some other shit
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>>736365511
>>736365511

least populated state
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>>736364473
Hot as hell, ugly, no water, white trash
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>>736365631
Yes. So many. East St. Louis is essentially Harlem but with more gangrape and murder
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>>736365352
I think some people are just born city fags. I'm the dc fag and while it's way cleaner here than nyc it still smells like rancid shit sometimes. It's just never bothered me too much
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>>736365722
You have the buffalo bulls and bills
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>>736365780
Haha fuck no our school system here in NE is trash. Holdrege fag here. Other than that,
>>736363318
Is spot on. Try our Runza restaurants. Good shit.
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Memphis Tennessee. 90% niggers. Murder and rape every day
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>>736364945
Indiana is full of stupid motherfuckers
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>>736364705
Spot on Maconfag here
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>>736364945
Can agree. You have Aids
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>>736366006
Damn injuns too. Ugly sunsabitches
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>>736363775
lolno
expensive, dirty, and dangerous af. so many minorities. shit tier sports teams.
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>>736364974
Americas oldest city
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>>736364810
Hey my boyfriends from there. What part of Tennessee?
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>>736365780
>Stella's Diner

I fucking guarantee there's at least 1000 Stella's diners in all of Nebraska let alone the rest of the country. Not special
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>>736366242
Tits or GTFO.
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>>736366011
No one in their right mind would go to east St. Louis. The nigger running the arch elevator told me that
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>>736366048
Nobody gives a shit about college sports
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>>736366100
Fuck you. I live in Indiana, and I sir am not a "stupid motherfucker".
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>>736362928
Colorado Springs
Pros:
Warm summers, snowy winters
Not too many tourist
Weed
Low crime rate
Low obesity rate

Cons:
Really dry, easy to start fires
Thin air
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>>736366261
Come to Hastings around koolaid days. Good fun. Also stuhr museum and the Henry doorly zoo.
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>>736365993
Doesn't it make it that more interesting to live in? Or is it just pure rural area full of desert, corn fields and that kind of land scape scenery? Never been to the US, so I can't tell. Just know that both east and west coast are the most populated areas.
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>>736366326
Yeah across the river is like no mans land if you're white
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>>736366307
I am a man, sir.
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>>736364473
You sound like one boring piece of shit.
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>>736363182
Because it's not on the fucking coast
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>>736366397

whatd ya think about woodland park up the road?
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>>736366207
Yeah we get that claim too. Plus the military base and ripleys believe it or not are gnarly
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>>736366475
Penis or gtfo
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>>736364705
>Atlanta
>Filled with niggers and corporations
>conservative

Ok.
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>>736366018
Same guy again. Ya im not really a cityfag but i like some cities. My experience of ny was like "wtf how are people ok with this much garbage just piled on the sidewalks without being in trashcans or dumpsters" literally a street away from "nice"(overrated) restaurants.
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>>736366475
IN THAT CASE YOU'RE A... free man secure of his sexuality.
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>>736366579
Nah bro I'm not gay.
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>>736366439

go check out street view on google maps.

most of north dakota is prairie, steppe and grassland. flat
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>>736364705
I lived in the south for 3 years, couldn't wait to leave.

Fuck you and your shit views.
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>>736366476
Its 115 degrees when the suns up and we have no water. Sorry I'm not living it up
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>>736366573
And the shitty water at the fountain of youth
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>>736366183
>expensive
You're not wrong there but I'm not a poorfag so that isn't so much an issue.

>dirty
lol maybe in some areas but not in Northwest where I live. Every sidewalk is clean without even any gum on them cause we're so close to the monuments. Way cleaner than other East Coast cities

>dangerous af
again the parts of dc filled with black people are for sure but NW is extremely safe. Whenever I walk down the street I only see white people and all the minorities are stuck inside making food.
People forget just how white parts of dc are

>shit sports teams
again, you're not wrong
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>>736364974
Florida is the biggest fucking shithole
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>>736366439
If you want to visit the USA stay east of the Mississippi river. Out west the cell phone reception is ass, internet speeds are ass and you have to drive 2 hours to get to anything interesting if you don't live in a city.

The only exception is California. And you really wanna stay the fuck away from there. Its a socialist hell hole we keep around to remind the rest of he country that Socialism does not work.
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>>736366242
The shitty part. Oh wait...
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>>736365372
You spelled freezing fucking cold wrong.
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>>736366758
Inland Florida dude. The Atlantic coast is nice. The gulf coast kinds sucks though
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>>736366534
Gonna be honest, I've never had a reason to go there.
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Eagle River, Alaska. Its fucking beautiful, and quite close to Alaskas largest city, Anchorage
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>>736366330
The dumbfucks in Nebraska do
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>>736363775

Super boring people. Everyone works for the government or companies that work for the government, like the guy who types the unemployment numbers into the database or the military officers who can never really let loose ever. Good free museums though
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>>736366894
I don't know about freezing cold now. My ma is from Ottawa and I hear the winters up there are mighty cold. But I'm used to the cold I suppose
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Anywhere that isn't California Florida or Texas is alright desu
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>>736366351
Your gross improper use of punctuation says otherwise. Anybody who would consider themselves intelligent would not get that wrong, no matter what.
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Devils Lake North Dakota

Truly a lovely place I spent many of happy youthful days.
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>>736365181
No one thinks about north fucking Dakota
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>>736366984
Bruh gtfo if you don't like baseball in general. CWS is lit.
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>>736366351
Yes. You are.
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I'm from San Diego. Absolutely beautiful and a billion things to do. Land is very expensive though.
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As long as it isn't a nigger infested area ya can't go wrong
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>>736367093
I can't believe I forgot about the museums. Whenever I'm bored as fuck they are the perfect place to kill some time.
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>>736367151
Improper use of comma faggot
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>>736366397
Ugly, poor, trashy, and full of trump supporting, right wing, military fags
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>>736366414
Oh dear lord
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>>736362928
Move to any state that is primarily "white", unless youre black. Anything else is just uncivilized.
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>>736366700
I live in Phoenix and there's 4 lakes within reasonable driving distance. Multiple water parks, tons of mountains to hike, 2 hours from Flagstaff, Sedona, Prescott, and Payson.

Hunting, fishing, great camping sites, the fucking Grand Canyon. I could go on but it's wasted on scum like you.

See, you're a boring piece of shit.
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>>736362928
Utah County, Utah

pros
>an hour's drive from 3 different wilderness areas, and 2 hours drive from 5 more
>an hours drive from 3 ski resorts, and 2 hours drive from 4 more
>an hours drive from 3 great boating lakes, and 2 hours drive from another 3
>great motorcycle drives all over the place
>Mormon chicks that are willing to take it in the ass to preserve her virginity
>beers from local brewing companies taste fucking amazing

cons
>everyone is either an insufferable proselytizing Mormon or an insufferably vocal anti-Mormon
>retarded ass liquor laws
>dating pool of women over 24 is a divorcee with at least 1 kid that is looking for a new support slave for their kids
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Burlington, Vermont fag here. We have a beautiful state with some awesome wildlife.

The town is nice and the population is small so that's pretty cool.

But the fucking libs swarm here. Its like the new Portland so I don't know if ill stick around much longer
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Nashville TN
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Pros: Cool hipster shit everywhere
Girls

Cons: A lot of christians
Southern REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>736367411
Nothing wrong with the right, or military. But Trump worshipers, not supporters mind you, are the worst.
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Flint, Michigan is the best city in the USA, I assure you.
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>>736362928
VB Virginia. You'll will never find a more draining, fake and lifeless city anywhere.
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>>736367440
Explain
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>>736366976
cont.

>Pros
Its so fucking gorgeous, seriously
Close ass pretty mountains if you like hiking
plenty of nature trails
whitest population in the state (i mention this because native alaskans are 99% worthless drunk hobos, I hate them)
15-20 miles from Anchorage

>Cons
can be a bit pricy, but its not too bad
80% of town is just housing
has basic needs shops and restaurants, but nothing extravagant
not far from the valley, which is redneck zone
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>>736367512
Nothing good in Nashville.

Tons of fat people, terrible food, and niggers everywhere.
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>>736362928
Nor Cal here, up towards Chico, near that fucking Dam that broke.

California is fucking ruined. Everything's expensive af.

Favorite city: I really like the non-nigger part of Chicago

I am really hooked on Coeur d'Alene ID right now and would move there if it weren't for family and decent-paying job.
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>>736367411
not original poster, but you havent been there if you think its ugly
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>>736362928
Cuba.

At least they have culture there. All we have is idiots from other shit-tier cultures that are so crap they flee to come here.

I mean shit bitch, this is a country full of the biggest dipshit religitard inbred farmer dumbfucks and outlaws and crooks in the history of the world. Blame the British for injecting the entire looted wealth of the world over the course of two world wars for turning the words biggest redneck frontier country up to 11.
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>>736363182
fuck off anon nigger were full
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>>736362928
I'm from Louisiana and the best city to be in is Ruston because they rarely get into the path of a hurricane. OP, if you're a freak for food, go to Louisiana. It's best to go in the early spring because crawfish are in season. If you want to see mountains, go to Arkansas. It's a very beautiful state in every season.
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>>736362928
College Station
Pros
>good night life
>rapidly growing city so there's always something new to see or do
>large variety of places to eat, even if they don't all do it particularly well, ozonas is a good example
>cheap living if you don't mind flatmates
>if you go north there's plenty of land for hunting
>east is houston but fuck that
>about two hours to the south is the coast
>go west and you're at austin or temple, personally i like temple more
>relatively small city with a highway OUTSIDE of the city so it doesn't cause too much of a clusterfuck with traffic
>as the name implies it's a college town so if you're single it's the place to be
>because it's a city built around the campus the public transportation is pretty good, for american standards
>nightlife
>wolf pen creek is really nice, the amphitheater has a lot of events in the summer and falls
>motherfucking texas renfest
Cons
>football is a huge deal and if you're not on board you're viewed as an oddball
>CHADS, CHADS EVERYWHERE
>if you want to live alone be ready to pay for it
>vandalism can be bad in some areas
>muh diversity
>not a complete liberal hellhole yet but it's not far from it
>in classic texas fashion there's lot of oil baron babies with expensive cars driving like fuckheads and regularly causing accidents only to get off with a small fine at worst
>because of the aforementioned the cops do not fuck around at all
>if you're going to do something stupid you better know someone who knows someone
>homegame football weekends you're fucking walking everywhere, don't even bother trying to drive or take a bus
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>>736362928
Nebraska.

It'll be hilarious.
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>>736367696
Idaho faggot here again. Stay the fuck in California you rat bastard. We already have enough of you fucks up here.
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>>736366776
Wat? No. Everyone east of the Mississippi is angry and inbred
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>>736367888
Mate Nebraska is alright.
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>>736367482
>it's wasted on scum like you

Who the fuck made you super guardian protector of Arizona?
I bet you're a boat fag who likes to drink a couple natty lites at the lake on your shitty johnboat with your girlfriend who you swear is Kate upton level hot but in actuality is maybe a 5 on a good day.

Sorry not everybody shares the same interests as you buddy
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Detroit area, Michigan.

Detroit was once one of the nicest and most powerful cities in the world. Its interesting to explore and see remnants of what it once was. It's jaw dropping to see the destruction that occurred over the last 50 years or so to the contrast of the beauty that remains. Most people know, but basically the nigs went ape shit in 67 so all the whities and money and work left. It's coming around slowly thanks to a couple of white billionaires that have invested in the city but outside of the downtown core and save for a few neighborhoods that kept it together the rest is a ghetto wasteland. The city itself is massive. There's lots of cool shit to do in the city. Tons of great sports and music. Everyone likes to shit on detroit but it is one of the oldest American cities and had a huge impact on our history. We are also neighbors with Canada across the detroit River which is cool. 19 is the legal drinking age there and it's 21 in America so it's tradition to party their until youreb 21.

And Michigan itself is great too. We have the massive great lakes. The upper peninsula. Lots of great breweries. Decent outdoor activities year round. Definitely one of the cooler 50 states.
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>>736367411
>Ugly
Yeah, it's pretty unorganized
>Poor
Not really. And it's because of all of the military there. It's a middle class town, really.
>Trump supporting right wing.
Whad'ya expect from a military town?
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>>736362928
Arkansan here, if you do swing through for the love of god stay the fuck away from little rock unless you have a fetish for getting robbed or contracting AIDS, as for homeboy over in Louisiana
>>736367836
Speaks the truth, that crawfish is some damn good eats
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>>736362928
>Anonymous 06/19/17(Mon)21:46:09 No.736362
Can't believe a single person hasn't mentioned this yet:

Chicago.

Except don't move there. It's an amazing city, really....but it's crime ridden, dirty as fuck, expensive as hell, and super corrupt. People here are mean and the traffic is fucking insane.

Also the weather fucking sucks. If you are rich you might make it OK out here. Or if you enjoy the idea of living in a real life Gotham city.
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>>736367949
Long live randy weaver
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>>736367501
And cold as fucking fuck. Brrrrrrrlington.
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Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Champaigne Powder in the winter, 0% humidity 83F degree summer days. River to float when its nice out, and everyone smokes weed or doesn't have a problem with it. Chill AF.
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>>736366976
Was just in Anchorage. Fucking small city! I was surprised. The nature is beautiful, but it's a dirty and cold place. Jobs are pretty shitty. Not much to do if your not a hiker or fisherman.
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>>736368221

from LR, can confirm... niggers are shooting each other pretty much on daily basis
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>>736362928
Don't. It's all fucked one way or another.
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>>736368046
Gonna have to agree with that guy though. Recently visited AZ + Grand Canyon. The drive from Phoenix to GC was pretty nice. Lots of great areas that he mentioned along the way.

I could see AZ being a great state to live in if you like to do outdoors type of stuff. 9 months out of the year the weather is nice, summer is brutal though.

Still, it probably beats me here in IL. 9 months of shitty weather, 1.5 months of so-so weather and 1.5 months of actually nice weather.
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>>736367498
Ewww fuckin happy valley aka prozac valley. home of BYU. Fuck that shit.
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>>736368454
like that unfortunate niglett that got shot in grammas car in front of the mall because Muh RoAd RaGe
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>>736368278
>Crime ridden
>Dirty as fuck
>Expensive as hell
>Super corrupt
>People here are mean
>Traffic is fucking insane
>Weather fucking sucks
>It's an amazing city, really
What the hell are you, anon?
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>>736362928
Colorado, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Washington are the nicest states in the country to live in.

California, Texas, Chicago, and New York are good places to be if you're a clueless urban fuck who needs to live in a cartoon, or have no standard of living, or no reference for anything.

Southern states if you're still stuck in a medieval religion, northern states if you wish you still lived in 1880, and eastern seaboard if you have a fuckton of money and don't mind being surrounded by dicks.

Florida if you were determined to commit suicide before asking this question anyway.

...and the southwest if you love everything about the way you imagine native people to have been once upon a time, but are scared of anyone who isn't white irl.

Idaho if u da hoe.

Basically go to Canada if you're cool.
And Mexico if you want to be a piece of shit.
And USA if you haven't honestly looked at your options or what it's like and what it takes from you to live here.
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>>736368467
Seriously? IL is a love state?

I live in IL. Taxes high as fuck. Everything expensive as fuck. IL is literally pretty much just Chicago + 1 hour radius of suburbs and then outside of that it's a giant corn field.
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>>736368513

yea that incident was completely fucked. would not want to get a flat tire in SW LR or off barrow if you are a whitie
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>>736368467
Agree with most of this besides the Tennessee hate. I've had some good times there.
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>>736368484
Moved here from Mississippi where I actually had fun stuff to do and friends and greenery. So yeah. I hate Arizona
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>>736368278
The cold as fuck, windy ass, murder capital of the US
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>>736368221
Truth. Stay away from Harrison if you're not white.
>>736368454
Also true.
OP, if you've heard of tornado alley, it's pussy shit to Louisiana. In Louisiana, you're in hurricane alley.
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>>736368419
That's only 4 hours from where I live. I live on the far part of the springs and because of the military, weed is frowned upon. I want to be able to smoke weed without all the shit. What's the living cost?
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>>736367949
Nah, I'm not one of them. Trust me. The main appeal is the freedom and the guns and the fireworks, and all the redman's land where you can ride dirtbikes and have campfires if you want. And I like the scenery. The wife's cousins are lib as fuck, how bout I convert them the fuck outta there in exchange for my red residency?
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>>736368467
>atlanta
>enjoyable in any feasible way whatsoever aside from leaving it
>the entire rest of the south is bad
>but of all things you like the left coast
I smell nigger.
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>>736368419
Cold, expensive, and 3 hours from civilization
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>>736368740
There's more stuff to do in Arkansas (excluding going to Little Rock)
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>>736368663
Yeah, but you have Springfield and Rock Island (the Quad Cities itself) at least. Lived there for about a year, lovely state. Better than where I am now (Georgia).

>>736368883
There's
>Buckhead
>Brookhaven
>Doraville
>Sugarloaf
>Sandy Springs
>Dunwoody
Pretty much anywhere north of Downtown.
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>>736368510
That's Provo
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>>736365073
Fuck you dude Paducah KY signing in. Owensboro is cancer. Only problem is with my town not shit to do on the weekends and my city is dying
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>>736368467
How can you dislike CO? It's like the best state.
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>>736368570
The city itself is nice, I guess I meant as in:

>A million places to go bars/clubs/venues/events
>A million restaurants, super thriving food industry here, always something new and exciting
>Lots of hot women, great diversity in cultures if you're into ethnic chicks
>Good tourism
>Beautiful buildings and architecture in some areas
>Pretty good music scene, depends what you're into, but you can find any genre locally


I could go on. But really, the city itself is nice. I do still think the cons outweigh the pros unfortunately.
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>>736368046
Lol, sure thing faggot.

I tell you things to do, you call me a Chad.

Die in a fire nigger.
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>>736362928
Maryland fag here
Pros: seafood, flag
Cons: state is controlled by the left
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>>736368947
And apparently full of stoners
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>>736368958
Spent some time in Arkansas horseback riding. Good state 8/10
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>>736369015
exactly, Utah County. Salt lake is in Salt lake county lol
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>>736368842
It's 4 hours from where anyone lives
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>>736369035
That's true. But... there... is... ano... ther...
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>>736368740
Take your faggot ass back to Mississippi. Explains everything that you complain about and your dogshit mentality.
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>>736368440
Yeah its tiny compared to many lower 48 cities, but still by far the largest in Alaska. Its dirt as fuck here during breakup, but looks really nice in the summer when everything is green, and autumn because of the leafs changing color. I honestly think its worth living here just for the views and fresh air, and I dont even do outdoorsy stuff much. A lot of places are pretty run down though because the city doesn't have a huge budget/our civil engineers are literally retarded. And hobos everywhere because native alaskans are worthless drunks. Eagle River is pretty much a middle/upper class paradise though, I would definitely live there if moving to Alaska. Has decent lower income options as well if you have roomates.
I refuse to ever live somewhere without mountains after being here, its so fucking majestic, It takes my breath away every time I go outside, even just going to work
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>>736369015
It's all one big Mormon urban sprawl
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>>736368980
That's like saying DC is nice because of Crystal City but to ignore places like Dupot Circle. You can polish a turd all you want but it's still just the same.
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>>736369056
I also know of a few other things people call you, based on your winning personality on display right here.

Good luck to you.
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>>736366207
I twitch when I read this because that title truly should go to Pensacola. That said:
Pros
-___
-some interesting history
-it's close to new Orleans, Atlanta, Tallahassee
Cons
-traffic
-nothing to do
-shitty bars
-maybe seven attractive people in whole city
-it's honestly the worst don't ever move here.
I'm moving to milwaukee soon I'm so excited to get out of here.
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>>736362928
Where u from and what u looking for
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>>736365502

What do you mean, the summers are nice, if you are there on that day
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>>736369259
I have no problems with Mormons.
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>>736363318
Nebraska bro? Really? You got your head screwed on backwards or something?
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>>736369051
You can get those things in literally every fucking town in every state in this entire country.

Travel. Even once.
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>>736369291
I hope you die, painfully.
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>>736369259
>doesn't know about happy valley catholic beaners
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>>736365635

Its like antartica 9 months of the year
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>>736369056
No youre not a Chad. Youre lower than a Chad. Youre the kid who took JROTC serious but still coupdnt keep up with school athletes. Youre the guy who enjoys fast and the furious and is super pumped for the next one. Youre the guy who says he does mma but can't beat his way out of a way paper bag

You are lower than a Chad
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>>736362928
fuck off you terrorist fuck; unless you're a woman, we don't want you here...
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>>736362928
Minneapolis/St Paul Minnesota
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>>736366048

Yep, only team to go to the superbowl four years in a row.
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>>736369410
I've traveled plenty friendo. For a few years it was literally my job.

I'm not saying there aren't better places. Chicago IS a nice city, it's just unfortunate that it's overrun with crime and political corruption. Can't do much about the weather.
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>>736369051
I really like Chicago too, to visit. The entire loop is like one big fucking musuem with two bars on every corner. And the chicks are fit. Fucking 100lbs in yoga pants all day.
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>>736367885
>west is Houston but fuck that
Houston fucking sucks balls and you might get fuckin mugged but has some good shit to do.
I say that OP moves to maybe sugar land pretty sparse if I remember correctly also Texans are pretty cool and not to many chads in that area

overall texas is shit if you don't pick the right place but great otherwise
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>>736369372
There are 2 types of mormons. Chosen people mormons and jack mormons.
Provo is vast majority Chosen people mormon. At least Salt lake has some decent bars and entertainment with some chill jack mormons mixed in with the chosen people mormons
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>>736366053
Also Memphis. Come for the food and music. Stay for the bullets flying around. Or stay cause you died.
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>>736369546
hellllllllllllllllllllll no
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>>736369566
and lose every one of them lolololol
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>>736369265
What's wrong with Dupont?
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>>736362928
Currently living in Oklahoma City.

Pros:
Not a bad place to live if you're looking for something cheap.
Shit is pretty close by, you can get to one end of the city to the other in less than 15 minutes.

Cons:
Niggers, specially on the northeast side and the southwest side of the city
Some people here don't fucking know what a god damn shower is
It's either really fucking hot or really fucking cold
Not that much to do, either
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>>736369566
Only team to lose 4 years in a row too
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Move to germany. Less racist and sexist
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>>736366351

Well, maybe a stupid fatherfucker?
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>>736365372
Also you guys have Mars Cheese Castle which I love and go to every time I visit Wisconsin
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>>736369735
until they try to take over the world for the third time
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>>736369021
Madisonville,Ky fag reporting in

>pros: meth

>cons:meth
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>>736369648
My uncle calls Memphis "Memphrica" bc there are too many niggers there
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Lived in Las Vegas for a while, it is a shit hole place to live. It was the most depressing time of my life, in one of the most depressing places I'v ever been. Back in Michigan now, and I love it here.
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>>736368058
Most of Detroit proper is a post apocalyptic war zone but as long as you only visit/live downtown you'll be good. The area is on the up swing after being widely known as a shithole for many decades so we have growth and positive change on ourside. The surrounding suburbs are typical suburbia (Applebees and disappointment) and having Canada close by is nice for when the impending US race war kicks into high gear.
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>>736362928
Boulder, Colorado

> beautiful
> sunny
> weed
> 20 minutes to airport
> college girls
> only 4 niggers
> 1 police officer per household
> water straight from mountain snow
> smart people
> poor people not allowed
> surrounded by city owned empty, defensible, land
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>>736362928
Personally I couldn't live anywhere rural. I also can't really handle the west coast (too laid back). I currently live in Astoria in queens county ny and I must say I couldn't really think of a better location. NYC is THE hub of the world. There's nothing you can't find here. There's nothing you can't do here. It's also the best place to form connections and network. It is also the best place to advance your professional career.
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