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taxidermy thread bonus points for mouthy houseboys

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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taxidermy thread

bonus points for mouthy houseboys
what the fuck?


it's nonissue, i took a shower
what'd you get at the store?
i'm okay, the tea helps, went to the park today, drew some, did NOT do my homework


oh i thought you were talking about ed
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Hey I gotta come up with this shit on the fly

I save some interesting things off furaffinity
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well that's terrifying

i was referring to your exchange with kyle
sam <3
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he knows I love him
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I could go into the room across the hall and slap him in the face.

I will end you, sassy man.

i dont understand it and probably never will

dont do that, it's rude
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He is physically less than 50 feet from me.
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i think sifting through this mire we've created is not worth it
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I tried to slap him.
I was unsuccessful.
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I was getting teased pretty well before this don't leave me hanging
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You are impossible.

why would you ever do that to him
and why did he not punish you
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He does when I am a bad puppy.
I did not put effort into it.
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I'm tired of trying to punish him it's like rubbing a puppy's nose in it's own piss it just whines and looks at you morbidly sad for 5 minutes before it falls asleep and forgets the whole thing
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Ah alright good. I got some mountain dew, life savers, and ice cream.
I'm glad the tea helps and how was the park? Also what did you draw? Was it pretty? I bet it was pretty. You should really do your homework though.
give me paws
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I may not do "daddy" well yet but cruel older brother I seem to be a natural at.
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>When brother won't rail your knotty pupper hole
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pristine convergence


this sounds like the basis of a healthy relationship to me


nice man have you tried lima beans or legumes in general, they're really healthy
the park was nice, but the disc golf course was shit. drew a guy sitting on a .. cloth thing. i can't answer that, and i appreciate you answering it for me so positively.
i will do my homework in the morning if everything else fails, which it has
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shit nigga

name one relationship you have that you consider 100% healthy
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I might shower soon and play with my big toy.
the one with the person i live with


dude, he's like.. right there
I know but I would rather have salad and brocolli. I'm much healthier than I used to be though just so you know.
I'm glad that the park was nice, it sucks disc golf wasn't though. Also I'm sure that it looked amazing just like your other work.
Hey as long as it gets done that's all that really matters.
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He is preoccupied.

[spoiler]I am trying to bait him.[/spoiler]

oh perfect, what kind of salads do you make
that's incredibly kind and i don't know how to respond
i'll 100% be awake by 8 at the latest, giving me two and one half hours to study
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this is why I'm trapped, dom

it's like being forced to live with a cat in heat
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i hear you're supposed to rub a warm cotton swab in the pussy to remedy that
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PFFFT he wouldn't even feel it
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Although I would not object to cuddles.
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how big.. is his toy?


with what physical intimacies and attentions to you intend to lure a man to cuddle? you must be willing to exert physical rubs on his chest and stomach while rubbing your nose into some fragrant body part
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I would honestly consider blowing someone for a night of cuddles and rest at this point.
And I abhor giving oral.

ever consider skipping intercourse altogether and just cuddling
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I like cuddles more than sex.
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best gif on the internet to describe "the toy"
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I've never been so happy to see a vaporeon tail in my life
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I am here for you now.
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what a good boy


damn you could beat that pussy up
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but "could" is such a strong word

theoretically maybe, or within in the realm of possibility
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Kyle just wants you to hold him against your tummy.
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you guys need to talk less and post gay animals more
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I think this anon has a point
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make your own thread, shitrag
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oh be nice to him it is summer after all
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awww looks like someone else is really the one in need of cuddles
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autodump while I go play mario kart 8 D

alone... AHEM. you know on the couch
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i need nothing, i desire nothing, and my happiness is contingent upon nothing


wouldn't it just be a great time to play mario kart 8 mutually nude
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I wish I had the ability to engage with snuffles, he gets bored of me after one post.
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found it
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hi kiss


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