So?

>>736357727
Feed it crickets and get drunk with my new spider bro

Get a friend for life. No-one else will hug me. :(

Put the shirt back down?

How big is your fucking shirt to cover all of that?

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>>736357860

>>736357727
I assume that's a huntsman, they're not particularly poisonous so I would just shoo it away.

>>736357727
shit my pants, obviously

>>736357727
Stomp the living shit out of it and grind it into the floor with my heel

>>736358043
As long as you kill floor niggers, we good bro.

put the fucking shirt back.

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>mfw

>>736357727
Apologize and give it back it's shirt.

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>>736358209

>>736357727
Kill it with fire

>>736357727
Fake and gay

>>736357727

steel toed work boots do terrible things to flimsy chitin armor

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>>736358420
Dude weed lmao

>>736358339
Lol

>>736357727
put it back down and pick a different shirt.

>>736357727

Just shrug and walk off. I live in Australia, so it has to get in line for things that will kill me.

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>Mfw someone actually had this in their room

"Aw shit nigga, come here, and get in this box. I gots to toss you over the stall in a public restroom"

>>736358376
I dont mind spider dick in my face, i aint no faggot.

>>736357727

My sister had just gotten out if the shower and grabbing some freshly folded clothes off the dining room table one day. She put on a pair of tight black jeans and sat down next to me on the couch.

There was a lump on her thigh, and it moved a little bit.

She jumped up and stripped her pants off faster than if a cock was dangled in front of her.

It was a wolf spider, about the size of the top of a can. She was mortified, still won't put on clothes without turning them inside out to check first.

>>736358063
Fuck you "shooing it away". You would do the icky icky dance and scream while swatting it with a shoe. We all would, don't pretend everyone here isn't a faggot.

>>736358820
How do you pick le right reaction meemees? I bet you have a whole folder full of them you malignant tumor

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>>736358975
>having only one reaction folder

>>736357727
I don't mind spiders, there's one behind my TV. He always has insects in his web he plans to eat. He's guardian of house.

After I piss and shit myself? I run out of the room screaming like a little girl who just saw Harry Styles. Get in my car and move three states over.

>>736357727
Wear it like a hat

Oh I'm sorry Mr spider
*puts shirt back down and gets a fatman*

>>736359196
You definitely sound like a little bitch

>>736359163
I used to have gaurdian snakes. They would come into the house in winter and eat all the mice. They generally kept to themselves, but one day my dog grabbed one and tossed it on my lap while i was playing ps4. I also had to save one from a glue trap with a spatula and goo gone; fucker used the opportunity to bite me. I liked my snake bros.

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>>736359345
>implying you wouldn't do the same
>implying that species should be in an American home even the fuckers are from Aussie lands
Sure is summer

probably panic and look for something to squish it with, as it fucking vanishes

Void my bowels

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>>736359579
And you know its in your room...waiting... Plotting how to cuck you in your sleep

>>736359524
>implying you wouldn't do the same
You're probably the only one itt who'd "piss and shit" yourself and "run out of the room screaming like a little girl". If that's not a bitch then what is. I bet a little girl wouldn't even do that, you gigantic fucking pussy. My first reflex would be to stomp on it.

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>>736357727
>Hammer
>Smash
>Face
Hammer > Face > Spider
Hammer wins.

>>736359524
>keeps posting le cancerous reaction meemz
Sure is summer

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>>736359345

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>>736359861
>implying I'm him
Nice try but I'm not a faggot

>>736360095
And apparently you're gay enough to not only have a folder full of shitty cancerous reaction pics but one of a fucked up tranny painted like a clown

>>736358867
Genuinely not scared of spiders like you are anon.

Not every one is a bitch like you.

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>>736357727

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>>736360268
>Mfw he's this salty
>Mfw I'm not him
Lel

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>>736360268
That doesn't bother you does it?

Just cry forever

>>736360431
you're that guy at a party who tries to impress girls by saying stupid shit that nobody believes

>>736360487
>when normies shun you away because you're too autistic so you shitpost on 4chan and even /b/tards tell you to fuck off because you're autistic too
If anyone should an hero it's you

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>>736358975
>browses /b/
>doesn't have a reaction folder

newfag detected

I would burn down my house then check myself into a mental institution.

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>>736360827
>being this salty
Pic, its you

>>736357727
Get something to catch it in & put its ass outside, a good distance away.
NOT trying to piss off the spider god.

>>736357727
ask myself
>WTF am I doing in Australia?

>>736361121
PRAISE THE SPIDER GODPRAISE THE SPIDER GOD
PRAISE THE SPIDER GODPRAISE THEPRAISE THE SPIDER GOD SPIDER GODPRAISE THE SPIDER GOD

>>736361358
Cancer

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>>736360268
>salty about reaction images

where do you think you are?

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>>736360469
this

>>736357727
Forgot his daily walk my bad

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>736361358
I used to live in a house infested with recluses.
Literally woken up more than once to see one descending towards my face. I think the only reason I've never been bitten by any is because I respect them & don't kill them when there's no need to, thus staying in the spider god's good graces.
I don't give a fuck if it's true or autistic or whatever, I am NOT trying to fucking get bitten.

>>736357727
Wonder when the fuck I landed in Australia, then start feeding it aborigines nig nogs.

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>>736360779
Don't give a fuck what you believe nigger. Go a be a frady cunt somewhere else city boy.

>>736357727
Jesus fuck run it's between me and the gun probably. i need to fucking keep that gun around more often what the fuck is that

>>736358043
kill it kill it with fire napalm was made for situations like this

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fuck it

>>736359163

Same I talk to them. They know where they are supposed to be in the house. I let them grow until I tell them now you go hide or when I get back and I'll kill you. Usually they listen

>>736359935
Might need a sledgehammer for this one...

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well, i dont want to anger the spider gods, but i made an unspoken agreement with the spiders in my home.

they may live in my domain as long as they wish, under one condition.

if they dare show their face around me, i will end their eight-legged existence.