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No niggas allowed. Lets do this boys.

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No niggas allowed.
Lets do this boys.
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I own legal title to a car.
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>>736351516
i drive a pt cruiser.
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I'll only have sex with an Asian if I pay for it in a distant land.
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I have never spoken the phrases "baby daddy" or "baby momma"
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I like Frank Sinatra
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>>736351843
please jump in front of a train.
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>>736351516
I know my dad.
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>>736351516
Philando's death was a tragic accident, not murder.
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>>736351902
>>736351843

oh wait sorry you said "never". disregard my previous comment.
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A demand a supervisor if things don't go my way.
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>>736352006
see, I was waiting for you to post that. I didn't instantly fly into a rage and threaten to kill you.

Because I'm not a nigger.
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I go to Tupperware parties
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>>736351516
I think fat white women are disgusting and subhuman.
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>>736351516
I've raped my sister and I fantasize about shooting spree with the po-lice because Im all about that anarchy life yo.
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my girlfriend has normal-sized buttocks and I'm ok with this
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I hate artificial grape flavor and hate menthol anything
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>>736352129
kek. thanks for being white, anon.

originality
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>>736351933
Kek'd and chek'd

(Also I don't buy used Grand Marquis or cop cars for 1000 and put 3000 in wheels on it)
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>>736352186
>when you're so mad black people get all the white women you despise your interests and become a cuck
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I clap when the plane lands
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>>736351516
I can read the text on this page
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>>736351516
I like Alex Jones
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>>736351516
I drink milk.
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I'm not a nigger
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I can swim.
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I can't translate monkey speak, no matter how hard I try
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My Sunday church service is under an hour
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I tip the waitress when I go out to eat.
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I have green eyes
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>>736351516
I rolled over my 401k into an IRA and now Im looking into diversifying my investment
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I fantasize about fucking my bitch when she's in heat.
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Hamlo Im brown
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>>736351516
My dick is under 5 inches.
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I dont walk around in public with my phone on speaker talking to other niggers/playing music
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My credit score is 731
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>>736351516

My F-150's been paid off for years.
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>>736352537
Thanks for being white.
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I play hockey.
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I can swim, I have a job and none of my relatives are in prison
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>>736352469
not white enough. keep trying anon
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I have a stable job and do well at it. Also I've known my father for my whole life and have a great relationship with him
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>>736351516
I finished high school.
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>>736351516
My parents hid the wires to my PS2 when I got a D on my report card.
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>>736351516
I've never stolen a bike
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I pronounce the word strength, not stremf
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My wife and mother do not make church services into hat contests.
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>>736352612
damn don't tell me niggers are doing this now
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I have access to internet.

/thread
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Eminem is my favorite rapper
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selfie
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>>736351516
have a 401k
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>>736352537
Get out of our thread you flat faced gook.
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my elbows are naturally moist
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>>736351516
I'm Chicano, can I stay?
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>>736351516
YAY FOR CASUALS!!!! :D
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>>736352763
I need that radio back though
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In school I never hit white boys elbows with those wooden horse brushes
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>>736352866
I also wear my Yeezy's
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>>736352883
according to this faggot its not enough anymore
>>736352612
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>>736353132
In school I would rub a ruler against my shoe til it got hot and burn somebody neck
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>>736352579
You could be that nigger on the predators, try again.
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I fuck through the dickhole in my boxers and wash my ass directly with the bar of soap.
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I don't lust after chicken
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awerawer
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>>736353327
Very white thing with the soap. I only know for some certainty thanks to chappelle show .
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I saw this dude with an awesome bike, so I gave him a loan at an interest rate he could never keep up with and made him put up his bike as collateral.
After a few months he had paid me 2x the money I loaned him then missed his next payment, so I took his bike.

That is how white I am.
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i hate rap
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I took both my parents to a metallica concert last night an paid full price for our tickets months ago.
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"May I have a caramel Macchiato please?"
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Mayonnaise is my favorite condiment.
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I don't think there is anything wrong with the US policing system, it's just a few rare circumstances blown out of proportion
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I fell in the snow and if my asshole wasn't brown no one would have found me.
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I eat hummus and condescend to everyone around me.
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>>736353542
You mean jewish
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>>736351516
I buy weed 35 dollars a gram as I crack a cold one open with the boys and spin my fidget spinner vape in my male romper laughing at the brown people getting battered by the police and they tip their hats to me
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I have used the word "checkmate" in proper context.
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I'm afraid of niggers
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My credit score is over 750
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>>736353544
or i love rap.

either one works these days.
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>>736351516
I celebrated fathers day
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I got pulled over for 44 in 30 mph zone. In rural TX, in a 2008 bright yellow hot rod Mustang GT. I got a warning.
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Hulk-mania is pretty white?
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>>736353885
Winrar
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My credit score is 817 but my fiends Chaz and Thad say that is pretty shitty.
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I don't know how to apply for welfare.
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I do not believe trayvon Martin was a hero or inspiration
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My car is paid off, I bought it brand new.
Mayo in the fridge.
I vote.
I pay taxes.
I pay my bills.
I know my kids.
I know my father.
You can't see my underwear.
I keep my mouth closed when I'm not using it.
I have a job that pays 60k.
I don't blast bass.
I don't rape.
I don't steal.
I don't blame other people for my shortcomings.
I walk upright.
I carry a gun in my holster.
I have a 401k.
I enjoy my wine with assorted cheeses.
I have my own wifi.
I can afford bail.
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>>736352866
I'm a big fan of MC Chris
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>had trust fund
>grew up in vermont
>red hair

game set
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I bought an annotated Constitution with some of my birthday money
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>>736353542
Not white, just a kike with a bike.
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>>736351516
I know my father.
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>>736353977
I quite enjoy this edgy 9/11 meme.
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>>736354217
I can afford bail

well played
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I know who my father is and see him frequently. He actually provides me with things.
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>>736351516
I love watermelon
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>>736354217
>have my own WiFI

kek
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>>736354192
I celebrated George Zimmerman's legal use of his rights to gun ownership and deadly force in self-defense.

That he killed a nigger in the process was just icing on the cake.
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>>736351516
My chicken is also non seasoned
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>>736352293
fUCK
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I checked my privilege at the door.
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>>736352292
you might be the only guy worried about losing the fatties
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>>736351516
Many good answers, but prepare yourselves:
"I don't see color".
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>>736351732
You've surpassed white and have become white trash.
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>>736353833
You pay $35 a g.? Homie you are getting ripped off so hard.
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I cut the crust off my bread because it's brown.
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My eyes are not the same color as my skin.
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>>736351516
I ride my bike down to the local cafe to eat locally-sourced, organic, avacado toast.
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I have a different MAGA hat and shirt for every day of the week.
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>>736351516
I have a dad that loves me.
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>>736352129
kek
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I know all the lyrics to Mr. Brightside
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I just bought a 1/4oz of fresh weed for 300$ from the black dude down the street.
This shit is so fresh it smells like my lawn.
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All my kids have the same mom, and she's the only one I have kids with
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Do white hispanics count?
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>>736351516
watermelon is fucking gross
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>>736356544
Ooooh and let me guess, you haven't abandoned them?
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i cry when i listen to Wind of Change. My dream girl is a very skinny pale skinned emo girl with red hair. Tight worn out jeans, dirty socks and a rockband tee shirt. What race am i
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I love vineyard vines, southern tide and southern marsh.
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>>736351516
Can read
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>>736351516
I reply to prove you're white threads
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>>736356945
Top kek
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Nobody follows me at the convenience store
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>>736356764
Nope. All 3 of them live with me.
Their mom, not so much.
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>>736353833
>Pays $35/g
You aren't even good at being a nigger
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>>736357373
White people wear their watches on the left arm, you won't fool me, Daquan
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>>736351516

I am a legal gun owner
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>>736351516
I know my father and have a good relationship with him.
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My proudest possession is an ar-15 with tacticool mods. I use mayonnaise to lubricate it
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>>736351996
Damn right
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>>736352057
Wait a second...
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>>736353833
OP says to prove you're white, not to prove you're a faggot.
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>>736357607
I am also legal gun owner
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>>736351516

The only condiment I put on sandwiches is mayonnaise.

Not mustard.
Not ketchup.
Not Miracle Whip.

Mayo. Kraft brand.
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>>736357980
jesus christ what the fuck man

enjoy b&
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I live in a trailer house in Kansas. I have a job operating heavy equipment for the road department. I used to play runescape as a kid.
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I'm jealous of my wife's boyfriend
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>>736351516
i once clapped after a plain landed.
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>>736353542
He said white not kike shiloh schlomo shekelstienburg
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>>736351732
mexicar
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>>736356316
jealous black guy spotted
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>>736351516
I can't dance.
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I know what's the schlieffen plan is
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>>736352186
Filename had to have won the Internet the year it was first posted.
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>>736351996
Can't it be neither?
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I have big beautiful tits and a small feminine penis
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>>736358428
just a fag, move along.
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>>736351516
The officer just let me off with a warning
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>>736352558
800, get on my level nigger
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>>736356548
How white?
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If iit ain't classic country or bluegrass, then it's crap.
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>>736351516
I know how to cook, despite never having worked in a restaurant.
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>>736359134
824
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>>736351516
I tried to hail a taxi. It stopped and I got in.
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>>736354179
Top kek.
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I have a large collection of 19th century Confederate civil war books.
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I enjoy the music of Rick Moranis
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>>736352129
The only thing I heartily chuckled to this whole thread
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>>736359417
Who was Judah P Benjamin? Without googling it.
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>>736359274
Fake and gay
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I think mustard is spicy.
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>>736359616
2008 youtube? hello?
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I think everyone who read your post passed the test. Everyone knows the blacks can't read...
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>>736359683
Thank you for confirming your whiteness
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>>736351516
>i have a cabinet in my kitchen stuffed with plastic bags i'll probably never use
>i own three vehicles
>one for my wife, one for me, one for weekend driving
>both my wife and i have degrees
>i live in a victorian town home two blocks from a golf course in the northwest
There's more but I think that's sufficient proof.
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I sometimes have trouble picking which Sperry's to wear to my fraternity's polo event
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>>736351933
Do you one better. I know my dad and my kids know me.
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>>736352324
oh FUCK
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>>736351516

I think summertime is great is nice family fun.
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imma bitch.
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I have a full time job, am a union member and own my home.
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>>736360706
>Detroit nigger
Nice try
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>>736358157
But do you have more photos of her?
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Rather than being entirely devoted to the idea of "gettin' money," every aspect of my life has been completely overtaken by the desire for the sweet release of death.
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>>736360879
California, s.f. bay area.
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>>736351516
Colt 45 is my favorite malt liquor
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>>736352238
>>736356181
>>736359545
>White people find shit like this funny
Disgusting
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>>736351516
>>736351516
I went to work today.
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I have a 401k and I max out the contribution.
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>>736351516
I go to college
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>>736355614
I lmao'd
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>>736352293
fucking lost my shit
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>>736353066
You're a nigger
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I hate Grape soda and think sunnyD is way too sweet!
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>>736360964
>Bay area
>can't afford actual SF
Just say Oakland and admit you're black already
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>>736362621
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>>736361123
>outting yourself
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>>736351516

Masters degree in Engineering.
90k a year.
5.9 inch penis.
Was married; got cucked.
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my car has stock wheels
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knowing how to sail
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>>736351874
good man
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>>736351516
I ride my bike to work because I can't afford a car.


Wait...
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i played Dungeons and Dragons in intermediate school. And some in high school. A little in college.
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>>736351516
I bought a hot dog with my credit card
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I think Kool-aid is gross...
I have a job...
I know my father...
I think basketball is stupid...
I look up to Bill Maher...
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O.J. killed his wife.
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>>736351516
I know all I need to know about everything, and nobody knows anything of value that I don't, and my judgement is unquestionable, so weep in jealousy you shitwizards .
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>>736353977
That last one still maketh me lol
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Can you darkies refuse?
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>>736351516
I live in Wisconsin.
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>>736351516
I'm liberal.
>but I thought...
>not realizing minority communities are nearly all religitard conservative
>but vote dem just bc all conservative tribes hate each other most

kek
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>>736351516
https://youtu.be/S4fBKP4hQu4
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Bill Cosby is innocent!!! don't worry brothahs, us guys are in this together
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>>736351516
I listen to classical music
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I vape
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>>736351516
I go to the bathroom on my birthday on earth, not to the baffroom on my berfday on earf
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>>736351516
I have a 3.5 GPA but I'm going to art school to spite my parents for giving birth to me.
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>>736351516
I only care about Tupac and Snoop because they're memes
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I'm a productive member of society.
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>>736367999
Kek'd and chek'd
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>>736351516
My credit score is 730
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I watch MDE.
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>>736368459
Nobody watches MDE, fraud.
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Nigga, I'm bout as cracker as it gets. say otherwise and I'll fucking beat yo ass in bruh.
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>>736368515
Name this video screencap
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>>736368741
I'd name it "Faggot."
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I wear white socks and Adidas sandals.
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I can't dance for shit and the girls I want to date are taken.
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>>736368895
Another black detected, white people don't care how they dance.
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