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Might buy one of these fuck me silly big black ass's on amazon for $200, you think its a good investment or should I save up and get a whole sex doll for $2000?
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>>736339366
Save up and get 10, $200 hookers.
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Use that money and get a gf god damn dude
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>>736339859

I have social anxiety and can't be with a girl for long before it gets serious
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>>736339366
It feels good to have it bouncing up and down on your dick when you are sitting. You can make it ride your dick if you do calf lifts while reclining in a chair.
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>>736339978
So it seems like you can still initially get girls, so just either smash and dash or fuck buddies. Not rocket science
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>>736340202

Well I'm not saying I have trouble getting with girls I just figured getting one of these big black ass's would be fun to have, figure I try one out when I'm home and need something to get me off watching porn
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>>736340615
Don't do it bro. You'll just make your social anxiety worse. Why bother making an effort with girls when you can stick your dick in that monstrosity, right?

Don't be that guy.

And don't justify it by saying it's just a bit of fun... Not when you're contemplating saving $2000 fucking dollars on a sex doll.
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>>736341054
*for
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>>736339366
Rape is free. Save your money for antibiotics in case the victim has a disease.
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>>736339366
Buy it.

Save for some top tier sex doll with full option.

Much better option than dating and getting married with some imbecile bitch eventually.
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>>736339366
I saw a .gif of one of those and it looked amazing but most people say it felt like fucking a water bed
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>>736341054

So your worried I might end up like these guys imagining there dolls as real people, believe me I have issues but I'm not a fucking nutjob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxCkULUnVH0&t=273s
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>>736339366
>2017
>paying for a cuck toy
>
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Get this, it's still just $200 but a whole upper body in real life size: https://www.toydemon.com/meiki-plush-doll
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>>736341524

What the fuck is that shit?? lol thanks but I'll stick with the black booty sex toy
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Just jerk off with bengay it gives close to the same feeling.
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>>736339366
Just got one. Regret it. The cleaning process and the moving it around is a pain. Get a fleshligt.
Also, it's not great on the inside. Almost 0 texture... :(
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>>736339366
save up and get a life instead. $200 for a fucktoy is insanely expensive. Might as well dip it into a glass of jello.
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>>736342077
So a doll would better, you can choose the texture for them
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>>736342077
Its meant for pounding the fuck out of it. That and having a bigger dick helps too.
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>>736342629

well my dick is 6 inches thick so I'll have to make do with that
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>>736339366
Fuck all the haters buy that thing
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>>736339366
Buy it
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>>736341441
>believe me I have issues but I'm not a fucking nutjob
>considers spending actual money on plastic fuck piece that somebody will see one day
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>>736343164

The toy isn't going to be seen by anyone jeez even if I have to store in the closet or hide it somewhere
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>>736343164
I bought a sex doll. I fucked her so hard that I broke her back. Tried to fuck her after that but the grinding of the skeloton made my dick go limp and and could only lay her down. I couldnt pose her anymore.

I ended up cutting her in half and removing her eyes. I did not know how to dispose of her. I just threw her in my closet hoping no one finds her.
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>>736343375
Enhoy that paranoia

Weirdo
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fuck off shillbot
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>>736343567
>her
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>>736339366
I have a Topco Perfect Butt which is very similar. It does a good job of simulating anal, if you are into that.
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Just buy a pocket pussy that's one foot long, tie it off at the point where your tip would reach, wrap it in a huge blanket, lube it, and fuck away
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>>736343661
Sorry. "It".
To be fair the dolls are very pretty to look at before you ravage them beyond recognition.
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>>736343567
>cutting her in half and removing her eyes
>her
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This thread again?
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>>736343567
I'll buy it. Could use IT for the carpool lane
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>>736339366
How do you throw one out with out looking like a pervert or a homicide.
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>>736343567
>her (x9)
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>>736343960
Freeway on ramp.
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>>736343907
She is in 3 seperate pieces. I removed the head also. I would haul her or it off to the dump but I am afraid of being pulled over with what looks like a dismembered body in my trunk.
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/thread
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>>736343960
You never do. You collect humiliating products of that nature until you die and put shame and guilt on a loved one who discovers them while grieving.
>>736344025
That would make it somebody's job to take care of. don't be that guy.
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>>736343960

I'm not going to spend my money and throw this shit away, besides even if I did I'd probably just wrap it in a garbage bag problem solved
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>>736339366
get yourself a vive and check out waifu simulator, https://vimeo.com/220049698
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just get a sex doll for $20 there lots of fun
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>>736344372
Wagecuck redneck filth detected
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>>736344481
Who is that guy? He fucks like a middle schooler
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>>736344025
at least make sure you douse it in acetone thoroughly and clean it out/melt it into a goo first. The last thing you want is someone saving up your cum and using it in a crime scene to detour the cops from his ass.
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>>736344459

This shit isn't going to replace meeting up with girls I'm not resorting to making a waifu simulator my new girlfriend
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>>736344556
its me with my doll betty
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>>736344644
>Sociopathic future killer
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>>736344781
Did u come here on a space ship
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>>736344781
You're an odd one. How did you get in there with a doll, while naked? Nobody had to piss or shit in the building? You don't have better things to do? You don't care about yourself as a person to this extent?
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>>736344868
huh ?
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>>736339366
>200 dollars
Holy crap man
Just use your hand or a sofa
If your going to engage in degeneracy at least don't go paying an arm and a leg for it.
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