Story time /b/!
You own a lemonade stand with improper spelling.
>You can't just end the story unless you throw in quads
God comes down for the second time and is enlightened by the quality and love put into your lemonade
Out of nowhere. a T-rex and Steve Buscemi come at you to challenge to you a game of beer pong. Due to time constraints, God abandoned you to fight your own battles
The duck comes to the man, running the stand.
He says "Hey! Got any grapes?"
Bored since your prehistoric buddies had gone, you set up the lemon stand again, and you notice a naked 18 y/o. Your eyes dart to her exposed tits
>need money for family
>migrate to England for benefits and free housing
>nice hot sunny day, perfect for lemonade
>you make a lemonade stand
>bobby sees what you're doing
>"oi, wanker! Do you av a stand license?"
>show him your immigration papers
>he stammers and apologises for being racist
>continue your business, get called a paki a few times by angry looking Ali Gs
>close business early and go home to your multi million pound house with your family
>Morning, find a gypsy troupe parked all over your front lawn
>weave your way through to your lemonade stand
>business goes well, people even form a line
>white van of peace comes it of nowhere and plows into the crowd
>Muslims stumble out of the white van of peace and start stabbing and beheading people
>you regret coming to England just before you're blown to pieces by Jihadi Joe
>Daily Mail groups you and the terrorists together
>family is evicted back to Poland
Fueled by the crack pipe you snagged from the slutty teen on your dick, you rip a shard of the stand off and nut so hard her head explodes
Suddenly, you hear the police rapidly approaching. Aa the dead body lays on the grass covered in your DNA, you must find a way to dispose of the body. You notice a pack of hungry niggers near by having a family barbeque, the only option is to grind the body into hamburger patties and feed it to the hungry niggers
Now you're a nigger named Will Smith
Due to the ambiguity of the post, I'm going to take the lazy way out.
Sex change into ellen paige
Bored as all hell (what with being a nigger) you bring your son in to commit the crime (what with being a nigger) of smoking drugs.