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Story time /b/! You own a lemonade stand with improper spelling.

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Story time /b/!

You own a lemonade stand with improper spelling.

>Dubs decide
>You can't just end the story unless you throw in quads
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>>736330970
consume all the lemons you have, make yourself into the lemonoid dispensing machine
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Niggers steal your lemon supply
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>>736330970
You give Blowjobs behind the booth for 10 dolla
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>>736330970
A muslime shows up and blows up your booth, Lena shows up to blame you after
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>>736331447
Lost
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>>736331447
>Muslime
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God comes to buy some lemonade.
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A nice white family shows support and buys lemonade for all
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>>736331544
Winrar.rar
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>>736331544
Gawd approves, christens your stand to an enterprise. Your secret ingredient is mdma
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>>736331544
Your stand goes nationwide after the god approval, you contribute to the obesity/diabetes epidemic by 20%
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god says that this is shit lemonade and kills you
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>>736331544
God comes down for the second time and is enlightened by the quality and love put into your lemonade

Dubs decide
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Take lemons and shove them up your ass
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Cut up Jesus and squeeze lemon juice over his cuts
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>>736332324
God says, "TO HELL WITH YOU AND THIS LEMONADE!" and banishes the stand to hell.
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>>736332324
You and Jesus fuck in the barn. Jesus makes you airtight along with the holy spirit
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Ariana grandee shows up, we all know what happens next
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>>736332324
Trump supporters begin to support you because you're Jesus approved. Media gets triggered and tells liberals it to buy from you
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>>736332324
A challenger appears
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>>736332324
You and Jesus play a round of beer pong with a T-Rex and Steve Buscemi
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>>736334077
Checked
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>>736334077
>>736334133
Double check
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>>736333936
He spontaneously combusts
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>>736334133
Checking the checked
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>>736334077
Fuck, give me some time on that
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We have to make sure this thread doesn't prune
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Bumpity Bump
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BUMPer cars
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>>736335107
That post time is leet
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A wild nigger appears
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God starts jacking off into the lemonaid
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Hurry up op
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God throws poop at you
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>>736335423
Rolling for this
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You are no longer a lemonade stand you serve fruit punch
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>>736334077
checked and kekked
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The end
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After losing the game of beer pong, you are sad, you decide to lay face down in the pool.

Next dubs decides your fate.
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>>736335969
>Trying to be op
Kek
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Out of nowhere. a T-rex and Steve Buscemi come at you to challenge to you a game of beer pong. Due to time constraints, God abandoned you to fight your own battles
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>>736335969
69
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You get asked by a duck for some grapes.
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>>736336133
kek

>>736336188
duck dubs
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>>736336133
Good shit op
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>>736336188
You suck

The duck comes to the man, running the stand.
He says "Hey! Got any grapes?"
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>>736336897
You give the duck a holy-hand grenade instead of grapes.
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Everything around you becomes ducks asking for grapes
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No John, you are the duck.
And then the lemonaid seller was a duck.
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>>736336992
Re
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>>736336897

the t-rex fucks you while you piss on steve b.

the duck drinks lemonade
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>>736336992
Re again since no one else is posting
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>>736336897
Steve zucchini starts jerking off the T-Rex
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>>736337351
roll
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Suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, it is David Hasselhoff
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You loose beer pong and you have to fuck the t rex while steve watches
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You wake up in an abandoned mental asylum, long forgotten by society. You have no possessions aside from a torn medical gown, a duck feather, and a lemon.
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OP here,

I'm just here hoping that nobody gets dubs.
I will always commit when I say I'll do shit, but man, I'm really getting afraid of having to draw some of these.
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>>736337600
fuuuuck

draw yourself drawing the last pane.
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A lemon suddenly collapses in on itself and becomes a black hole
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>>736337798
rolling and because physics the black hole will evaporate and explode almost instantaneously afterwards and therefore
>the end
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>>736337679
Rolling
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Rico from Starship Troopers runs out and shouts "BUUUUGS!"
In the background is a horde of lazily copy-pasted aliens.
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>>736336133
You win the game of beer pong, sell Buscemi a lemonade, then barbeque the T-Rex.
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A second duck appears. He asks for grapes.
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Your barn turns in to a person.
He looks smug.
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>>736331544
Asks you if you're a dirty Jew first, gets lightning bult ready in case you say no
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>>736336897

the duck, steve, and t-rex go away. a naked drunk girl who's having her 18th birthday party in that red barn comes out to the lemonoid stand looking for mixer
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>>736338222
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>>736338222
But then the duck returns. He asks for grapes.
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>>736338222
Turns out the girl was actually underage.
The Feds arrive at your barn and knock.
You are hiding inside the barn with a pitchfork.
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>>736338222
OP you have to do this. Also pls rape her
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>>736338969
Hey buddy. You just blow in from stupid town?
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>>736338222
Bored since your prehistoric buddies had gone, you set up the lemon stand again, and you notice a naked 18 y/o. Your eyes dart to her exposed tits
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>>736339539
Her tits suddenly double in size.
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>>736339586
Her tits suddenly triple in size.
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The girl combusts into lemons. The world skews 15 degrees left.
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>>736339630
Her thighs suddenly quadruple in size.
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>>736339539
Female suddenly grows dicks out her nipples.
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>>736339982
roll for this
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>>736339759
rolling for this
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Females unzips and reveals they are duck. They inquire about grapes.
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She whips out a crack pipe and smokes it, and then offers BJ for money and lemonade
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You have a new policy to deny service to any negros.
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>>736340211
Well...it was only a matter of time
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Trump deports you for being an illegal
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She steps in poo and then asks if you can use some lemonade to clean the poo off her foot and then sticks her poopy foot on the lemonade stand so you can pour lemonade on it.
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>be Polish
>need money for family
>migrate to England for benefits and free housing
>nice hot sunny day, perfect for lemonade
>you make a lemonade stand
>bobby sees what you're doing
>"oi, wanker! Do you av a stand license?"
>show him your immigration papers
>he stammers and apologises for being racist
>continue your business, get called a paki a few times by angry looking Ali Gs
>close business early and go home to your multi million pound house with your family
>Morning, find a gypsy troupe parked all over your front lawn
>weave your way through to your lemonade stand
>business goes well, people even form a line
>white van of peace comes it of nowhere and plows into the crowd
>Muslims stumble out of the white van of peace and start stabbing and beheading people
>you regret coming to England just before you're blown to pieces by Jihadi Joe
>Daily Mail groups you and the terrorists together
>family is evicted back to Poland
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>>736339539
>>736340211

Fueled by the crack pipe you snagged from the slutty teen on your dick, you rip a shard of the stand off and nut so hard her head explodes
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the FDA shuts down your stand for using genetically modified lemons
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>>736341480
Thank you for keeping the thread alive while I work on this.

And everyone else bumping intentionally or not.
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A legion of crusaders crush the lemonade stand underfoot on their way to seize Jerusalem
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Suddenly, you hear the police rapidly approaching. Aa the dead body lays on the grass covered in your DNA, you must find a way to dispose of the body. You notice a pack of hungry niggers near by having a family barbeque, the only option is to grind the body into hamburger patties and feed it to the hungry niggers
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>>736341761
a nigger steals the crack pipe
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God and rob ford come down from heaven to join in crack smoking
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>>736337409
This
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Christ, how is this thread still alive?
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>>736330970
Warwick Davis comes by, buys lemonade, smokes some crack and rapes the man with a 15 inch black cock
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>>736343845
these threads are fun
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>>736341761
Sonic comes over
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>>736344499
What a waste
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>>736339772
her tits suddenly quintuple in size
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After smoking the crack, he has a brilliant idea to turn his lemonade stand into a crack money laundering operation. He must find a nigger to sell him large quantities of crack
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Tupac comes by for some lemodande but your ass gets capped by tupac who was so happy about the taste of the lemonade that he accidentally shot you.
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blend penis
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A sea gull swoops down and steals his lemonade stand
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>>736345249
roll
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A black man comes by and snatches up your lemonade and weed.
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1pig23 world famous scratch account comes
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>>736345826
Reroll
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Time for mtf surgery
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>>736341761

The goddess of ketamine come and raises the poor girl back to life
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>>736345249

That nigger is will Smith
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/r/DubtrackOcularRP/ comes to buy a lemon
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>>736346177
Winrar
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you rape her corpse
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Will smith happily buys all the crack and splits it with Jaden
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>>736346177
>>736341761

Now you're a nigger named Will Smith

>>736346379
Due to the ambiguity of the post, I'm going to take the lazy way out.
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>>736346754

Sex change into ellen paige
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>>736346754
Some drunk and high on meth racist redneck white bois show up
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>>736347283
Rollout
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>>736346733
>>736346754
Bored as all hell (what with being a nigger) you bring your son in to commit the crime (what with being a nigger) of smoking drugs.
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>>736347343
City official comes by and asks you for business license
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