Welcome all newcomers
Where are you??
It's still OC because I am not even finished with the story you cunt.
Ooo is someone upset on a fluffy bored :( cunt
OP here. I made this thread for one reason. Just wanted to see if choco dude would post. It looks like as if he has finally stoped posting and moved on with his life. I don't know. I could be wrong. Daddy loves you if you are reading this chocobo. <3
>Does your fluffy have problems being alone?
>The new Hasbio Hug-Station proves all the fully automated hugs your fluffy needs to get through the day while you are at work.
>Video of mewling fluffy waddling to the padded apparatus.
"So wonewy *sniff* huuu~, pw-pwease gif huggies!"
>The fluffy lies on central, somewhat molded padding.
>The sensor registers the fluffy and side pads fold up to provide a hug.
>The fluffy wimpers to himself but proceeds to be calmed instinctively.
Tried setting one up over the weekend, but I was the only one posting :( Where you all at last week?
New content coming soon.
That is absolutely foul. Awesome.
Hey guys I have been watching these threads forever but I dont understand them! Could someone explain what the appeal is?
Just kidding. I'm not that colossal faggot, and you should stop giving him attention in any case.
I always answer to recruit the lurkers. More fluffers is more content in the long run.
My favorite story, abuse, sadbox, everything is right here.
I never liked smarty abuse that much, I more enjoy the idea of fluffies being cute innocent animals living in a near perfect world that stumble upon an abuser, who would than rip their perfect world apart. Anyone else feel this way?
I do. The newfags who want to justify the abuse are literally the cancer that nearly killed the fandom.
More or less. I prefer mistakes and accidents though. Or damaged goods fluffies being nursed back to health. Owner does his best but misery happens regardless, sooner or later.
Unrelated but fun McGonagall
I couldn't agree more. Fluffies are a great canvas for tragedy and comedy alike, but the hellgremlins are flat-out destroying it in favor of bland revenge fantasy.
A mare gets pregnant against its owners wishes, who pretends not to notice its swelling while constantly reminding it about how much he hates fluffies that get babies and how much he loves his fluffy because she's not one of them. This would go as far as spanking the fluffy for bad poopies when it's too fat to move.
Even after the fluffy gives birth, he would make sure to give ample warning before entering the room so the mother would have time to hide the babies, no matter how badly. And he'd still pretend not to notice them, while taking the mother out of home for extended periods of time, kicking the babies hiding places and all-around stressing the mother who knows she cannot reveal her secret for fear of what would happen to her and her babies.
Me too. Accidental abuse is the best, justified the worst.
This really hits the nail in the head. Kudos to whoever wrote it.
Just posted a goofy new story. A short smarty abuse comedy.
The Macgonnagal stuff is great, but I feel like it's lacking in of that the smartie doesn't truly understand what it did wrong. It's just too entitled to comprehend that it's experiencing some form of justice.
Random ferals. Meh.
Nice one, I like psychological.
I COME HERE, LIKE, ONCE IN A YEAR AND YOU GIVE ME THIS!!11!!&&1
FUCK YOU AND FUCK 4CHAN
Is this the author of Electric Retard? It's just too hardcore to be made by anyone else.
>I still blast music in the closet too scare 2B but less and less each week I cut it down too two times a week.
>I got a surprise for 2B today. a new fluffy that he will never see
>come home and get greeted by blind 2B
>Hewwo Daddeh I knwacked Ovea Nu Pwant Agen
>Ugh again? well i'll get it cleaned up but daddy has a surprise
>*gasp* Daddeh HAb Supiwse Fow TuBee ? Skettis ?
>haha god no.. it's a new fluffy
>I pull out the White pillow fluff and she white with a Brown Mane
>Hewwo Fwuffy ! um Daddeh. wat wong wif fwuffys see pwaces ?
>oh 2B is blind he can't see anything
>Heewo Fwuffy Fwend ! Wan Pway !?
2B this new fluffy cannot play she has no legs to hug or play or run
>i see the sadness grow on her face that i had too say that. she doesn't like hearing it
>Fwuffy woose weggies am Stowe Wewe Nice Mistuh Pick Fwuffy !
>hey i got a great game you can play it's like hide and go seek BUT it's called Marco Polo ! the person .. ermm i mean fluffy that cannot see has to yell Marco and the fluffy who can see has too say polo the one who is yelling Marco has to go around and search the other fluffy saying polo till he or she is found and is touched.
>Fwuffy Wan Pway Mawco Powo !
>ok remember. only one can say Marco and the other has too say Polo and only, and ONLY those words, OK ?
>Fwuffy Unustwand !
ok Pillow Fluffy has too say POLO and 2B has to go around the house yelling Marco since Pillow Fluffy cannot travel
>I'll start things up by putting the Pillow Fluff in a part of the house ! for 2B to be found. No Peaskiing 2B
>Daddeh Nu Am See Pwaces Wowk Wemmembuh !
>* evil grin * this is gonna be entertaining.....
>shhhhhh don't say anything except for Polo BUT only if you hear 2B say Marco .. ok ?
>Otay Daddeh !
>I place The new White Pillow fluffy in the mud room now to deal with 2B...
>I make my way too 2B, and as 2B is blind i will get him too search the house... starting upstairs
>2B your coming with me
>Yay Uppsies !
>I go up the stairs and 2B notices this
>Daddeh. Am New Fwuffy Fwend Up Hewe ? TuBe Nu Hewe Daddeh go up Staiws !
>I can't tell you no cheating ! you know that !
>i should explain the layout upstairs...
>the last room is my room, the room on the left is the bathroom and the next room down is the theater room and at the end of the hall is the guest room then of course the dreadful set of stairs going down
>I place Fluffy in my room and tell him too start looking by only yelling Marco ! and leave too do some house work and get food ready for the fluffies.
I am a newcomer or i'm a old poster.
I think we had enough of this waste of time, why can't we think of anything more interesting to do? This shit is not real and it changes nothing , does nothing, it's not even enough to make you feel better under the fucking sun.
As an old/new anon, why you're all still doing the same shit the people you call faggots did before?
>10 minutes pass while i hear 2B slowly making his way up stairs room too room slowly blind as a bat looking for the new pillow fluffy friend
>i think too myself ok time to cook up some Microwave Dinner skettti for the new fluffy while 2B has kibble as always.
>i go to the fridge and grab no name brand Skettis and put it in the microwave and nuke it high.. when suddenly
>Mawcooo- EEEEEEE !!!
>The noise of boom boom boom boom boom boom THUD ! is heard
> OWWIES ! HUHUHUHUH MEANIE STAIWS HUWT TUBE !
>*snickers * hes still got the last little bit of stairs to ...
>bam bam bam whack Smack !
>NUUUUUHUHUHUHUUUUU NU FAIW NU AM SEE WEWE GOWN !
>I shout too him, you will be ok buddy !
>I am laughing my ass off with tears rolling down my face.
>Mawco ! * sniff * huuhuuuu
>this continues for 5 minutes give or take..
>2B enters the room where the Pillow fluff is.
>2B let's out a gasp and keeps yelling Mawco and Pillow Fluff keeps yelling Powo and then i speak up
>New Fluffy your Diner is ready it's Sketti ! it's getting cold BUT if 2B doesn't touch you in the next 2 minutes then you won't get sketti for dinner !
I have a fantasy where I shove fluffy foals up my butt. They squirm and huuhuuhuu inside my ass, stimulating my prostate and my rectal muscles. I shout "BIGGEST POOPIES!" and poop them out while masturbating, then when they're all out I cum super hard. Am I weird?
>if 2B doesn't touch you in the next 2 minutes then you won't get sketti for dinner
The stakes rise!
>I see the Hopefull look on the Pillow fluffs face as i enter the room and 2B is taking his sweet ass time looking for her.
>right now 2B is walking the corners of the room feeling around for the pillow fluffy and she is right in the middle of the room. ok well sorta dead middle
>1 minute and 30 seconds has passed
>you got 30 seconds too find the new fluffy friend for her too get sketti for Dinner !
>he continues and finished off the corners of the room and makes his way slowly in the middle
>2B is now right in front of her, just 2 inces a way at most
>....0 ! 2B then walks 4 more steps and touches the pillow fluff
>yay ! Fwuffy Nu Habe Skettis Nao Daddeh ?
>sorry.. but 2B never found you fast enough he was 3 seconds past 2 minutes finding you! look like you will be having kibble !
>NUUUUU ! PWEESE DADDEH ! NU AM GUD FWUFFY !
>no sorry. Daddy's rules !
>Stoopid Bwind Tube ! Make Fwuffy Eat Kibbew !
>NUUUU Am Nu Dummeh Fwuffy !
>Hey ! be nice or get no food at all ! now that you were not nice. 2B get's too eat your Sketti's !
>Weawwy Daddeh ! TUBE Hab Sketti ! Bestest Daddeh Ebah !
>NUUUU ! AM BESTEST FWUFFY ! AM Bestest NU AM Pweetiest FWUFFY !
>nope sorry only kibble for you.... Welcome to the Family Pillow Fluff * gives evil grin *
"Oddities and Curiosities"
By King C
Ladies, Gentlemen, On today's episode of FluffTV We will be looking at some of the weirdest fluffies ever recorded!
>fluffy looks at screen
Wook daddeh! It da funneh fwuffies!
>fluffies are weird
>their DNA is so shitly made any change will fuck them over immensely
>cam goes into a forest
>smarty stallin walking around
>thinks it owns the forest
>it has a few fluffies in tow with it
Smawty nee fwesh mawe, owd speshuw fwend nu feew gud nu mow
>she has a ton of kids on her back
>looks like she might just fuckin die
>mare smells somethin
What smeww? Smewws... guud
>mare steps out from shrubs
>smarty stares it down
Yu am such a pwetty mawe...
>mare beautiful by fluffy standards, I guess
>mine starts to chime in
Wook daddeh! Dat nu mawe, is munstah fwuffy!
>smarty walks over to mare
Yu am such a pwetty stawwion, wan be bestes fwend?
>smarty runs off with the mare
>herd doesnt even realise its been abandoned
>just sorta sits there for a bit
>smarty wants to fuck her right there
Nu can haf speshuw hugs heew! What if munstah shows? Nee fin homesies, den hab hugsies!
>they run for a bit more
>get to a cave thingy
>looks like a toddler could stand up in it barely
>flowers strewn around
>also fucking bones around the cave
>smarty doesnt even notice
Wook daddeh! Dat stupy smawty, nu see is munstah!
>my fluffy starts bobbing back and forth in excitement
>smarty looks around
Wowsie! Yu housie is su pwetty! When can hab speshuw huggies?
>mare bites into his fucking neck
>my fluffy bursts into laughter
>smarty starts gagging
>mare starts gnawing on the smarty
>mare eats the smarty's corpse
Yes ladies and gents, that was a rare breed indeed! Succubi, as they are commonly called, are some of the most interestng fluffies that we have caught to date!
>mine is still laughing
Dat am such a stoopid smawty!
>zooms back to the herd
Oh? But what's this we have?
>herd is still there
>its calling out for the smarty
Smawty fwend? Wheew go? Nee smawty tu pwotec hewd!
>hear noises from bushes
>the same mare pops out
>it starts yelling at the herd
Hewd, hewp! Smawty get stuck, nee hewp!
>herd follows her
>only about 4, excluding the babies
>literally unlimited babies
>it brings the herd to a cliff
Wook! Smawty feww off a cwiff! Yu need gu sabe smawty fwend!
>mom begins to run
Nu stop! Nu can wisk babbehs! Shud weev babbehs wif me!
>mom too stupid to realise what she's doing
>leaves about twenty babies with a cannibal
>the entire herd runs off of a cliff
>thinks they're saving their smarty
>the mare watches as they all fly off
>my fluffy is laughing his ass off at this point
>he loves this shit for whatever reason
>probably tortures dust bunnies
>the mare starts eating the babies like popcorn
And that ladies and gentlemen, is the Succubus episode of "Oddities and Curiosities", stay tuned next time to witness the Angler in action!
>my fluffy is almost dead via laughter
Siww-Siwwy s-smawty! Ahuhuhuu! Dat nu was mawe!
>he snuggles up against my leg
Ahh, dey su siwwy, wite daddeh?
Do you think it would be possible to explain a fluffy that situations like these where they have no choice count as an emergency, and that they can poop out of the litterbox if it's an emergency? or would it be pointless and they would use it as an excuse for just any bad poopies they make?
They would use it as an excuse for sure unless they are very well trained. For the common one though yes they will use it as an excuse
"But a munstah was in da box!"
Two types. A leader of a herd of fluffys or an extremely selfish fluffy that can manipulate other fluffys.
They are often just as smart as the others or slightly smarter.
Hello, you wonderful cunts. It's been a long time
I remember a few fluffy threads during that time. Got some relics myself. Mostly emblems and flags.
Finally, somebody remembers that smarties aren't all just "DUMMEH HOOMAN" hellgremlins. Tired of seeing story after story of "I am normieman, but smarty shits and rapes my Fluffy and I see him eating children so I go apeshit and murder everything." with the same cut and paste smarty
If fluffys played TF2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmqAxTVevVU
New to the fandom of 8 months. I just did my research.
April fools prank that lasted two days. Kept most of the shills away and broke the bots.
Best thing ever and I don't even browse /mlp/
>Worse than bronies
If only you knew the full story
talking about the two types of smarties, not all the types of fluffy personality's.
>>>736349933 (You) #
>talking about the two types of smarties, not all the types of fluffy personality's.
Forgive me, oh /b/rother in fluff, I'm just still too new to this deviation and/or depravity and still learning.
No problem. Any questions let me know.
>What about how your mom drank during pregnancy?
What do you think I was a lightweight fetus? I have you know the second I popped out of my mothers snatch I killed every doctor in the room for giving me the wrong look. I order to help calm my nerves I took 20 pounds of cocaine a week to stop from going super sayain and destroying all of life as we know it.
But hey you can't believe everything I tell you.
Jason and The Fluffies
>"Kill for mother, Jason. Kill them all."
>I trudged along, machete in hand to the camp site
>One of them, a scrawny and frail boy steps aside to go the outhouse.
>Stalk him there
>I shake the outhouse, and he starts freaking out
>"This isn't funny guys! Stop that! Stop rocking the o- URK!"
>Machete through wood and flesh penetrates my target
>Two of them, twins, have decided to go canoeing out in the lake, leaving one alone at camp
>I return to my domain, the still waters of Crystal Lake, and overturn the canoe, drowning them both
>Only one more to go
>A tall black man
>I emerge from the water and approach him
>He has caught on.
>"Alright Jason! Come at me you son of a bitch!"
>He swings at me.
>I punch his head clean off of his shoulders
>"Good boy Jason. You killed them all. Return home swe-"
>My mother is interrupted by a squeal
>"HUMAN DADDEH NU HAF HEAD NU MU'! TAKE FOWEVAH SWEEPIES! NUUUUU!"
>When I turn to the noise, I see a small group of six small, technicolor horse... things. I don't know what these are
>I protect my home, all of Camp Crystal Lake for my mother
>I know all the animals that live in these woods
>So what the hell are these?
>I scoop them all up in my arms and bring them back to my shack
What happened to all the really fucked up fluffy abuse pics? I remember when this shit started there we're some really messed up ones. Those we're a lot more therapeutic than the tame stuff of today
You know whats up. I like the accidental ones or ones brought up by their own stupidity.
Traps and being turned into food is also good
Oy vey! I've been found out!
"You saved us anon!"
Kinda like "soft" abuse. Like pet fluffies getting the sorry stick/box for no apparent reason but no blood involved. Also pinching, a soft slap/spank.
Mild punishments for normal transgressions, like demanding stuff, not eating their meal, interrupting, sorry stick and pinching (harder but still no blood), shame-shaving.
Harsh punishment for bad poopies. Spank with a small plank or ruler, butt plug when repeating transgression, taser/electrocution.
Scaring them for fun (a fire cracker), sorry box with scary noises, transparent sorry box hanging over high places and letting them free-fall without hitting the ground, same over a fire (after seeing what fire does).
For serious transgressions: hot sauce, small cuts and vinegar, injecting small non-lethal amounts of alcohol for pain, small burns with a caugherizing thing.
No mutilations though.
More for your enjoyment:
Abuse disguised as "caring".
Abandoning them in the litter box until they're really dirty, then taking them out to wash them, play, make them happy, and then putting them back in the still dirty litter box.
Stuffing them in a piñata and then beating the piñata until it breaks and fluffy is free because "daddeh save fwuffy"
Breaking a bone from time to time and healing them because "daddeh wub fwuffy".
Letting them fall in an enclosed puddle and "rescuing" them before they die of hypothermia or drowning.
Giving them food laced with something that makes them sick, then taking care of them.
Making them watch horror movies, then "daddeh sawe babbeh fwom munstah".
>tl;dr hurting them badly and traumatizing them for fun but them making them better