Biggest loser thread. Let's spill the beans on why we're

>32
>high school dropout
>live at home
>do have job ($8/hour) and car
>knocked up 3 bitches and don't take care of any of the babies

>>734578031
>22
>Studying CS
>Getting scholarship for a good uni
>Hot Gf of 2 years
Life's pretty good anon, just stop crying and man the fuck up.

Legit all of your issues are solved by getting a job and sticking to it. Why were you fired from your last job?

>>734578193

R u black?

I'm a retarded faggot who's probably going to drop out of high school despite knowing that it's a stupid idea.

>>734578420
Nope

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>>734578403

We're not asking you for your personal advise or the key on how to succeed in life faggot. This is a thread where we vent on how much we fail at life and say how much we suck.

Take your narcissistic "I'm a special snowflake that farts fairy dust" ass elsewhere with that shit.

>34
>live at home with parents
>chef at Wendy's
>$9.50/hour

I'm doing ok.

High school drop out 10 years ago, successful climb to system engineer management, have awesome supportive wife, used to be real fat, got real fit, now kinda chubby again. penis is thick and regular length. I'm a decent person that understands peoples needs and y'all are a bunch of self consumed retards that would do much better if you could manage to figure out your autism to the stretch of human interaction and listening..... otherwise..... dildo in ass til dead? IDK, you do you.

>>734578193
Sudamerica?
Otherwise there is really no excuse for fucking up more than once.

>18
>Look lighter than I am, mantits tho
>Got out of school recently
>Have job that gives me 2 nights for 5 hours each

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>>734578716

read

>>734578620

Now fuck off faggot. I'm going to be at your house banging your formerly fat hot wife tonight by the way.

>>734578730
Nah, Alabama

>>734578905
>formerly

If your still living with your parents past 30, the parents are the real failures.

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>>734578031
Reggie, is dat you?

>>734579443

That much is acknowledged anon. My dad was abusive in my childhood and had bad personality disorders. Mother was stupid too.

I didn't even learn how to drive.

>>734579318
christians?
Or just too retarded to use bc?

>>734579566

Whaddu talkin' bout anon? Christian homes are pretty stable aside from the bullshit you'll hear from popular celeb edgemeister jewbag assholes. Atheist parents are pretty horrible from what I gather as are gay parents.

I wish I grew up around Christian parents.

>>734579496

That's a scary gook whore. What's that bitch doing not in the middle of a bukkake gangbang like every good jap slut?

>>734579566
Two got off birth control without telling me because they were in their 30s and their clocks were ticking.

The last one was purely my retardation

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>>734579870
wew lad

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>>734579443
>Be 30
>Was doing fine on my own
>Mom found dick BF
>Told her he was a dick
>Didn't believe me
>She wants to marry him
>He cheats on her
>She goes mental
>Almost dies of Alcohol poisoning due to depression
>Spends all of her savings because she can't find a job due to bad shoulder/ankle
>Move back in with her so she doesn't break down again and can afford to keep her house

Sometimes anon, we must sacrifice ourselves for the ones we love.
Do I miss my old life, sure. But if she were to die and I wasn't there when I could have been, it would be worse than anything imaginable.

>>734579318
btw, not calling YOU the retard, Anon.

For a young, sexually active male, not using a condom is dangerous and stupid, but you already knew that. You dodged a bullet so far, but haven't yet ruined your entire future. For a young, sexually active female, not using a condom or hormonal bc leads directly to fucking your life for good.

I was guessing some place where bc is expensive/illegal or socially stigmatized. Here in the US, that excuse doesn't fly.

>26
>live with parents
>work a shit job, atleast it pays ok
>no gf
>210lbs
>low selfesteam
>lazy
>stay at home when not working

>>734579870
lol sounds like reggie desoto all right

>>734580015

>oh h-h-hey he's really edgy eh?

It's a fucking loser thread you dumbass! It's full of people who failed at life or grew up being abused. What do you come here thinking you're going to hear the best red wine selections? Stupid fuck.

>>734579318
I lived in and around Birmingham most of my life. This definitely sounds like some Alabama ass shit.

>29
>decent apartment
>white knight real life spend 50% of income to help others
>decent job
>educated electrician, teacher and mech engineer
>no gf/bf i dont like relationships
>bisexual, family doesnt know because im a pussy

>>734580188
I guess you're proving your own point aren't you?

>>734580021

Hey well you don't sound like a loser at all m8. You were just helping someone.

>>734578031

>30
>have my own place
>kid
>car
>job where I am management, but I answer to no body
>Feels good man

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>>734578031
It took me 30 years to go get over my divorce after 14 years of marriage. [pic relevant] I also had second marriage to a woman who hoarded. She died, but my grief lasted six months.

Now, I am old and afraid to love anyone again. I can face my ever closer demise under the current situation of having already lost what was important to me.

>>734580327
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>734579765
Sorry.

Your religion isn't my concern, as I'm guessing you're not too worried about God punishing you for non-procreative sex. Young women who somehow think birth control is more sinful than making babies they're incapable of providing for..... that's the problem.

I'm just really confused as to why the females in your life don't take even the most minimal steps to protect themselves. In your case- simply being on /b/ is a testament to poor life choices overall. Like all the rest of us faggots.

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>>734578031
I'm 20 cant get out the house without anxiety everything feels like a dream and has for years, thinking about joining the army. also a virgin

>Just turned 29
>Been getting strung along by my ex from 6 years ago
>We reconnected last summer, went to san fran for her b-day, had sex a few times
>She wanted me to go back to school like her
>I was too afraid
>Things just kind of simmered out over the last few months
>I haven't worked since october. cashed out my 401k and racked up credit card debt
>down to my last 8k 401k to cash out
>I am in demand as a trucker, but I don wanna for some reason
>I like driving trucks
>But I wish that my parents were dead so I could kill myself without hurting anyone.

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>>734580237

>Oh hey a loser thread, I think I'll come over even though I'm a champion.

Yeah, I'm sure you've got the majority of the people posting here fooled kid.

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>>why we are a loser

I used to think this guy was legit the man.

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>>734580369
:(

>12 years so far
>5 years married

>why the fuck wont this goddamned fork fit

>>734580488
Joining the army doesn't suit unstable minds.
Switch country and get medical attention.
Anxiety is payed for by the state in my country you get to live with fulltime payment. It's impossible to get work if you have anxiety and you need support.

>>734580661
fuck you i still do

>>734580021
dont kill yourself over someone in a situation that you advised them against in the first place

>>734580625
nah, I come here for a solid ego boost. Things aren't perfect for me but fuckups like you certainly correct my perspective.

>>734580459

My folks weren't at all Christian. That's one of the reasons why they were so fucked up. Their mentality was like that of a child.

>>734580625
What makes you able to decide who is a champion and who isn't. Maybe he feels like a loser isn't that all that's required to write in this thread. For instance this is me:
>>734580234

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https://youtu.be/44iE34xPo3o

Im a loser because I make theses vids and memes

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>>734578620
My sides

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>virgin beta
>legal problems
>can get a job
>not doing great in uni
basically no past and no future
destined to be a neet

still all smiles more or less

>>734580716
cant I fake being normal to get in? I think it could help make me a normal person

>22
>virgin
>never worked, only college
>have no idea where i'm going with college just taking core classes
>fucked up grades recent semester anyway

So far that's about it, reading some of the stuff itt i guess i still have a chance afterall.

>>734580990
oh and
>no friends or socializing

>20
>just got ged (now called tasc or some shit)a week ago
>working at Taco hell
>300 pounds but 6'5 tho

>>734580817
Christianity has nothing to do about being sane or not. I don't even know a christian. I live in Denmark i haven't heard of anyone close to me that believe in any kind of god.

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https://youtu.be/h7OyzcdvEyY

Also I lost life making this 4chan Theme Song

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>>734580813

lol at this faggot.

You're like Rosie Odonnel sitting across the bar from Michael Moore and saying "hey at least I'm not that fatass"

Go suck a nigger dick you cunt

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https://youtu.be/gxGdZMT18fY Continued losing at life with this oldie...

>>734580985
You can't help anxienty by joining the army. It doesn't make you normal it's a medical condition. You need speciel attention to help get over it. Tell your friends and family about it and figure out a plan.

>thread about why you're a losers
>special snowflakes have to come in and tell about how great their lives are

Do you even reading comprehension?

>be me a year ago
>18, socially autistic and kinda chubby
>shitty job
>parents kick me out for reasons
>had to get better job
>actually enjoy it
>going to gym and actually starting to look like a gym rat or pt or something
>actually have savings

Parents kicking me out finally got me out of my shell and turned me into a man, you autistic faggot.

>TFW still no gf because social anxiety still lingers

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>>734580369

That made me feel bad. I'm sorry that shit happened to you dude.

>>734580488
don't join the military unless you're about losing all your freedom and becoming a slave
>in the military

>>734580848

Yeah stop the denial and fall in line.

THREAD FOR FUCKING LOSERS! VENT! VENT! MOTHERFUCKERS! If you're moderately stable fuck the fuck off.

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>>734580369
holy fuck that puts you in your 60's...

https://youtu.be/QQG34Qsik9A

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>>734580553
damn son. soundsbadman

>>734581052
>>734580990
sounds just like me
what's up /b/ro

Dude, is your name Chris?

>>734578403
Lol a 22 yr old trying to tell me how to live my life.

I was on my own at your age, and i had 2x as much with a girl of 2yrs
She's gone, the jobs gone, and so is my money and beautiful beautiful luxuries, all by choice
Still trying to find "happy"
Soo shh until ur little bubble pops

>>734581488 i feel like a pussy with no life experience and honestly don't mind becoming a slave for a few years

>>734580817
My parents were apostates. Ex-christfags who basically didn't give a shit anymore. They did reasonably well at raising me despite my own myriad of issues. Thing is, everyone I knew growing up either used birth control or else did not fuck, so your story just sounds foreign to me.

Aside from JEESUS, being lazy, having a latex allergy or being clueless, I'm not sure where it comes from, is all.

Christians who understand there are more important things in Heaven & Earth than interrupting the sacrament of coitus are /b/ros. Ones who don't, are kinda frustrating, tbh.

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>>734578704
'Chef'
:'DDDD

>>734581811
ecksdee

>>734581085

From what I witnessed it apparently has a lot to do or helps. I'm in America and I've seen plenty. They tend to be way more stable than any extreme atheist I've seen. The most fucked up people I've witnessed were niggers.

Most of the Christians I've talked to were usually like their own motivational speakers or doing some sort of community outreach.

>>734580985
and "faking being normal" to get in will likely lead to an early separation anyway.

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>>734581432
Worse things happen in the world. I pick at my emotional scabs and watch them bleed. I apologize for distracting from everyone else's story. I'm old. It's OK if I hide in a corner.

>20
>I do a lot of drugs but not irresponsibly
>College student, generally worthless major though
>Unemployed, but looking for a job
>Kinda fat, but working out now
>Got a few minor mental issues, cost me my girlfriend
>Still fucked up about it

Life sucks but I'm trying to do better for myself. Doesn't seem like it's helping though.

>>734581364

How many sexual favors did you offer to old men for a place to stay after you were kicked out?

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>>734581581
67
Image is graduation university graduation 1972. [Photo taken by mother, who forgot to focus Kodak Vestpocket camera]

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>>37 years old
>>self medicated with weed alcohol and meth
>> 6 years ago I took bath salts and Killed 3 people on a random spree
>>hid the body parts in various locations
>>every once in a while I dig up the parts and masturbate on the bones and dried flesh bit.
>>Scared that I am going to get caught made me stay awake for days trying to think of a way to permanently finish the job
>>like fapping on the remains to much to really clean it up
>>started taking cymbalta to try and curb the anxiety of my guilty conscious and black heart
>>Started taking opiates to dull the pain and numb out the anxiety and evil thoughts
>>lost my teeth because of meth so totally stopped the meth
>>have the urge to face peel someone and video tape it
>>Stalking a few people as targets and learning their patterns
>>spend all my time now outside of work fapping to the idea of torture and pain
>>burn myself to accentuate my orgasms
>>now only on H to keep the evil at Bay
>> Be me and never love life ever again except through death

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>>734581581

>dat video

the problem is with the parents.

>>734578704
Are you that guy that always starts the job/age/salary threads?

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>>734582197
Ohh wow holy shit...

https://youtu.be/Z9ow3Gonhz0

>>734582503
You get it...I think the punchline in the video is to deep for most people but I died laughing when i seen the whole clip...

>>734582008

Hey you can sit at the bar with us, no problem. I don't judge you at all. Many of us here got fucked up because other people (not us) were the shitheads it seems.

>>734578031
Dave?

>>734582348
Pics or it didnt happen

>>734578716
Don't try to change us.

GTFO, we're trying to wallow in self pitty here.

>>734581896
I've seen stable christians, wack-a-doodle christians, okay mormons, severely deranged mormons, every imaginable kind of jew, and a few non-jihadi muslims. And agnostics, atheists, buddhists, etc.

Some of these faiths have teachings that can lead people into trouble. The "birth control is evil" meme is one of the shittier Christian afflictions, but even then you have a range from reasonable to batshit insane. Protecting Islam by ignoring 3 of the Pillars and massacring everyone you disagrees with you is another shit-tier meme. First grill i ever dated was a Muslim who didn't follow that meme.

Islam isn't itself a cancer, but there are some incredibly retarded concepts that some Muslims cling to. Same with Christianity. Same with all the others.

I'm not defending or attacking Jesusfags, but when they DO preach faggotry, I will stand up to it.

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storytime...

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>>734582855
Dave who?

https://youtu.be/_wlzZZtM4yU

>>734578031
>Can't spell simple words
You forgot one.

>>734582008
June looks like a qt3.1415.
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Some things just weren't meant to be.

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>>734580159
X2

Don't forget the crippling depression.

>>734582348

k

I was a loser but I'm a recovering loser.

Had kids, lost tons of jobs, lazy.

Good news is I now run a successful business, have new gf, motivated, have my momentum again. Life's now good. Just need to hustle for it.

>Over 50000 behind on child support.
>No job, not looking either.
>Foodstamps and HUD.
>Currently courting alcoholic chick who blows for booze and cigs, but don't tell her where I live.

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>>734583102
LOL good pun

https://youtu.be/xnhbqKK4LwE

>>734582914

>wake up at 5 pm
>so I don't have to go to kitchen and interact with parents

This sounds like me dude. My faggot father usually wakes me up with the coughing noise he makes to the point that I sleep with headphones on.

I try not to interact with him because all we do is fight and I could get arrested.

>>734578031
>18
>dropped out junior year
>trying to hold off on getting a job for as long as possible
>no job currently
>trying to hold off on all responsibilities for as long as possible

>>734578031
>18
>avoiding jobs
>filled out 3 applications
>Living off trust fund
>last year of highschool
>Mommy Gf says she wants to take care of me and make the money.

>>734583219

we should play pool together anon.

>>734582008
Show dick

>>734581614
sup niqqa

>>734583433
>June's plz

>>734582197
Damn man, have any kids?

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>>734580234
why do you spend so much on other people? fuck the others anon, just take care of yourself. sure, it sounds selfish, but you'll be better equipped to help others if you work on yourself first (if thats what you do with all that money, anyways)

>>734578704
Let your parents have a fucking life

>>734578031
But your Facebook profile says you work at Team Fortress? That sounds like a cool job

>>734580021
Good man

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Say guys I was wondering, what does everyone do to binge or zone out?

I like to watch the Angry Nintendo Nerd on youtube. Or masturbate with a buddy online.

>>734578403
Nice job getting a scholarship. Otherwise we're in the same boat except I'm 21

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>>734583463
ntm bro ntm

>>734583625

Nigger I wish my computer was juiced up enough to play Team Fortress. I got an old shit that I only run GTA Vice city on.

>>734580021
You are a good person.

I gave up pretty decent IT career to take care of sick family. 3 years later. Sick family dieded. And now I'm stuck, and can't get motivated to get back into the game. Haven't run out of money yet.

>>734583433
>>734583528
Ha, ha. She liked sex and she is certainly tougher than I am. Yeah, she was more assertive in almost all aspects of her life, but she knew that my lacking will was an inferior adversary to do battle with.

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>Didn't graduate highschool
>Got addicted to drugs early
>No GF
>Ugly so girls don't even see me
>Dad in prison
>Work at a market
>No idea what to do for education or career paths

38
With parents
Kissless virgin
No job
No car
Manlet
Overweight
Small penis
on gov. Funded health insurance
Currently depressed scrolling on 4chan

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Here's me:

>34
>never had a girlfriend
>live with loli sex doll and have sex with her every day
>$120k in student loan debt
>on probabtion for littering


Pic related

>>734584048
I didn't ask for June's.

Show yours. Don't be such a fag

>>734584477
Double dubs insufficient. 'night.

>>734584048
She looks a LOT like someone who dated a number of guys in and among my extended family's friend-o zone. Though she's probably a few years younger than the one I know.

qt, tougher-than-she-looks, assertive af, *fortunately* too old for me to contemplate putting my dick inside.

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>>734584271
>>734584369

Jesus loves us guys.

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>>734584795
Goodnight, june-friend-anon.
Hope your next day is better than the last.

>19 yr old
>spent all of high school doing drugs and chasing tail
>Basically failed out switched to charter school for diploma
>decided to get my shit together, Pretty smart in school
>Community College class first semester failed 1 class but besides that all As and Bs
>just got a shitty job but pays $11/hr
>plan to work 3rd shift and go to school during the day
>trying to get a PHD
Its a gonna be hard as hell but can't kill a kid for dreaming right?

>>734584446
Lets spilt roast that doll

>>734585045
I believe i am gods joke

>>734578620
Lol this. ^

>>734584271
if that's you, you're not even remotely ugly
you would slay so much puss under the right circumstances
for the career stuff, think of what you want out of life then go get it
maybe you want to own a house one day or retire or something

>>734585123
story of my life

>>734585123
Dang dude. Solid plan

It will be tough but the fact that you started is more than enough. Godspeed Anon

>>734585066

This isn't a gay thread you faggot. Go beg for cock at your local negro outing you mudshark.

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>>734585301
That is me, still have hard time getting chicks idk why man i feel ugly or something. Idk what career to take dude :( I feel like i want something that pays well that isn't miserable... I'm 21 and i'm already late starting don't even have my g.e.d dunno what to do.

>>734585508
true, start with that
get your high school diploma and then find something that you don't hate to do for a legit career

>>734582141
Lol

>>734585123
>>734585421
Lmao, solid plan? This kid failed a community college class, there's no way he's getting a PhD, i doubt he dropped out of highschool failed a community college class and just suddenly "got his shit together"

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>22
>live at home
>aneurysm left me borderline disabled
>no job
>ex of 9 months left me a year ago and two months ago
> still not over her
>has been depressed piece of shit since

When does it get better /b/ros?

>>734585508
i am you

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>>734580021
pussy i wouldnt do that shit for my mom.
my life is too important and she didnt listen to you.
servers her right

>>734585508
For what it's worth I think you're really attractive~. As for what to do...maybe a trade school? It'd only take 2-3 years for certain tracks and you'd get a decent salary/might not even have to get a g.e.d. or stuff. I'm thinking of past friends who went into welding, something with cars...basically anything manual you can take at a quick trade school. Close friend of mine was 23 with no direction...got himself into community college tech course and now does x-rays and such for people at around $30 an hour for a private clinic (now 29). Not bad I think~. Look into tech schools anon~.

>>734585508
It's literally never too late to do anything. It's only too late when you're a cold dead corpse bro. Just remember that, even if people make fun of you. You might become one of these guys that are stuck in their late thirties thinking they will never get anything because they think it's over for them and they won't consistently try. Remember, for anyone, people WILL make fun of you. Take a stand, grow some fucking balls, and accept where you are. You are a very late bloomer. You are unsure of your life. You are not good with women. If you practice and decide instead of wallowing in your sadness, it may lead to results. Think positively constantly. Obviously it's hard, but if it was easy you wouldn't get anything out of it.

>21
>have 2 jobs
>in 5th apartment
>on 6th vehicle
>firefighter / EMT-B

all that aside,
>over 50k in debt
>never been in a real relationship
>somewhat a virgin (I have done oral)
>puts baby powder in undies every day.
>out of shape with no time to do something about it besides diet which, being so busy have no time to cook healthy. also lazy af

Not sure where you'd place me. I mean, i have the money for shit. i just have zero free time and been this way for a couple years.

>>734586114
Thank you so much for some real ideas :) authentic af

>>734586115
Very true..... thanks dude foreal

>>734578031
>32
>Associate's degree
>working on communication major, specializing in business comms
>3.7 gpa
>employed at hardware store
>Overweight
>No GF
>Parents keep me around because brother an heroed and I make them laugh, help with their shit.

I don't like where I am- I'm not content with it. But I don't feel like an heroing.

>34
>living by myself
>physician making postgraduate studies
>nephrologist to be
>living in third wolrd shithole
>40$/month

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>25
>call center job
>no gf
>fat but lifting weights for 7 months.
>addicted to meth

Meh I'm not doing anything to change my situation so deep down I'm content with my life.

>>734586333
No probs c:~ but yeah tech schools might be the way to go. Even fresh out of tech school after 3 years my friend was starting off at $14-$18 I believe...he just kept working and building references and exp and got offered a high salary from a small clinic and stuff c:. Also good to note that although education is great there are certain tracks where exp is much more important (had an ex who never did uni and flopped at hs but got paid 50k a year to put together 18-wheelers and previously he did trucking and got 90k a year for that)...so don't freak out too much about your past education flops and look to putting in some hard work for a few years but getting a great payout if you push yourself~.

>>734586275
dude start going to EAP if it's really holding your back or start talking to your officers

>>734586785
Move to America or something, degrees are worth much more over there

>>734586863
Hmm should i just like look up a list of like tech schools or vocational schools?

>>734586981
You'd be looking into vocational schools I think..sorry I thought they were similar but Google said otherwise~. So apparently both are shorter alternatives to post-secondary education but vocational gives you a certificate of completion and gives you hands-on training whereas tech schools seem to give you like associates degrees or pre-college stuff. So yeah...vocational schools are what you're looking for. Wish you the best of luck anon! Just think about stuff you're naturally good at and if anything you find matches up with it :).

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>>734578031
>18 years old skinny white skeleton man
>kissless virgin
>go to one of the top 10 schools in my country (USA)
>see people all around me pursuing careers in medicine and law and receiving high academic honors while i receive none
>feel worthless and inadequate even though most people would think i'm fine and not a loser
>no ambition or goals, poor confidence and social skills
>tend to think people that like me actually hate me
>always feel like shit due to undiagnosed mental illness, also i'm too much of a pussy to get it checked out
>no vision for the future, going into uni just to waste time but at least its super cheap in my situation
>always feel like killing myself but would never do it since i don't want my family to suffer
>whatamidoingwithmylife.jpg

I'm not trying to be all "look i'm a poor smart kid who thinks he has it bad when he doesn't", but I genuinely feel like I offer nothing to this world and am destined to rot alone. what some would call a loser.

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> Be Me
> 37
> went to uni to be a software engineer during the dotcom boom
> shit is worse than working at mcdonalds
> got a CDL, and now i drive truck
> 9000% happier
> own my house
> no gf. dated too many psychos, and lost faith in women. Have the odd one i bang from time to time (no commitments)
> 0 fucks given

I enjoy my peace & quiet, no bullshit lifestyle. Pays better than working some bullshit mcjob, and i can tell people to go fuck themselves.

>>734582348
She's so pretty, I want to fuck her then cave her skull in with a pipe wrench

>>734578031
>26
>Live with parents
>Have job
>Make decent pay
>Always broke because shitty spending habits
>Just a general piece of shit and feel like a waste of oxygen most days
>Dwelling over a girl from 4 years ago
>Probably gunna just kill myself soon

>27
>Software Engineer
>own 2 rental properties
>Don't date because MGTOW

>>734587944

That's totally me 10 years ago.

>24
>still live with parents
>skinny shit
>don't like being around many people so gym is a pain
>cannot for the life of me attract a girl whatsoever
>can't find anything i'm good at. some people are naturals at things, while i'm shit at everything from the start
>will probably get a boring job in some cubicle to which i'll commute for 2 hours in traffic working for a boss i can't stand
>99.9999% chance i'll amount to nothing in life
could be worse though. at least i'm not black

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>>734587743
nice bro
kekd

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>>734588533

>could be worse though. at least i'm not black

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>>734588361
I'd like to get into real estate too.
>dropping out of college
>did a lot of youtube-watching on REI
What did you do for your first rental prop? Any advice or tips for a 21 year old thinking about moving back home to st.pete FL and looking to start REI?
I was thinking I'd live with parents debt free and just work a job and save money (im very frugal) and then use that to somehow get started.

>>734580159

this minus 40lbs

>tfw can't even talk to below average grils

i'm ready for deaths sweet embrace.

>>734585926
Yeah, solid plan. He wants it so I'm sure he can get it. He's willing to work and go to school, that shit takes commitment and drive

Did life not turn out the way planned??

>>734589185
*the way you planned

>>734580553
>I wish that my parents were dead so I could kill myself without hurting anyone

same

>>734584271
Known quite a few people in similar and even worse situations man. Itll get better. You at least have a job. Depending on your age and location there are resources for high school dropouts that will help you get a GED for free and set you up with therapy and a better job. Also some will pay for college if you jump through the hoops,

>>734580021
I would leave her to die i fucking hate it when someone dont listen me when im telling the truth i started only to warn people 1-2 times they dont listen to what is obvious i lett them do it when it happens it best feeling ever

>>734578031
30
Good job
Bitch wife that drives me insane. Made me punch a wall from anger. Threatened to leave last month.

I stalked her for a few months before I finally asked her out. Got her information from a mutual friend, like job, home address and college. Obsessed with her the same today as 8 years ago. Won't ever let her leave. Told her if I can't have you no one will have you. I'm safe though. She doesn't work and relies on me too much.

>>734578031

I just made a $10,000 investment that I've been saving up for years on and if it works out as planned I will double or quadruple my annual income.

Bide your time.

Be smart with your money.

It doesnt matter what you look like as long as you're white you can make it.

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>25

>>734586981
Call the childrens cabinet. They have a career/ GED program and can help you out if you have one in your area but your right at the cut off age

>>734589680
You're a psychopath.

>>734580919
is that a star trek uniform

>20
>Live at home
>Part time job from parents
>Good relationship with a 5/10
>Just got back from a trip across the country
>Starting college soon

The only thing I suffer from is the dreadful feeling of mediocrity.

>>734589315
yep, that's me

>>734586275
>puts baby powder in undies every day.
thats nothing to be ashamed of, who wants to chafe?

>>734578031
DSP go get a job.

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>>734588719

thanks /b/ro ... IT sucks dick. Started doing IT work when i was 16, and after spending 10 years of walking into shitpile to shitpile, i lost my shit one day.

also was going through old backups, and found a 10 year old /b/ folder, so i have been using some old memes

>>734587762
Thats what I do....the first few minutes before the life is gone....there is a certain warmth its feels alive then slowly gets cold with ambient temperature...kind of like spaghetti you dont eat right away but you pretend its warm and its still tasty and fulfilling...I want to make out with a face peeled chick...maybe cut her tongue out next time...and fuck her face...

The bad:

>32 and live at home with my mom
>Only working part-time
>Working on a creative career that may never happen, but I can't stand normal jobs.
>Almost certain that I have undiagnosed anxiety and depression.

The good:

>Job pays about $15/hr
>Have an associate's degree, so it would only be a couple years for a bachelor's
>Feel like I am getting better at what I want to do for a career.
>Go to the gym somewhat regularly. Only a few pounds overweight.

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26
Stationed in shitty southern spain
Living alone in big empty house
No waifu or kiddies to care for
Can only spend money on trips or
Exotic sluts that ill never love.
Meeting strange ass every night that only wants me cause im american
Tfw all european young girls want is sex and not love or families
Constantly reminded that ill be alone in europe and forced to take stupid trips around here and bone random euro whores for some type of fulfilment.
My life is a fuckin joke

>>734578031
>I'm 41
>Own my own home
>Have over 150K in debt, vast majority of that is mortgage
>Make over 75K per year
>In my free time, I do whatever I want to
>Got a great retirement plan

Guess I'm not anywhere near as much of a loser as you faggots. Thanks for making me feel better!

>>734590999
>>Almost certain that I have undiagnosed anxiety and depression.
Nice. Just sharpie your skin black and become a nigger fucking useless nigger. Pointing blame is as low as a nigger. Why are you even alive also? Just fucking do it man. Wasting my tax money.

>>734591027
Kek

no one is safe
In one quick turn of events all that material can disappear and I will laugh as you realize you are just as equal to me as I am to in the nude...But the difference is Ill take your life as you beg and we will see who the true loser is...

>>734591017
What part of Spain, I have a friend who was stationed there with the Navy back in January.

>>734589900
So what. She's a lazy bitch. Doesn't cook or clean. I cook for us. She hired a cleaning lady. She does nothing all day, but order crap online. She ordered a gumball machine last week. It was $200. What fuck would she need with a gumball machine? She refuses to walk the dog that she wanted.

>>734578704

I've seen people worse off, but it's time to get your life together. Either advance in the company (management or corporate), or get into something else.

Seriously, you don't want to be 44 and still a "chef" at Wendy's.

>>734590792
Props to you for doing something about it and leaving that shit. Being a trucker sounds like a cool gig, but I'd worry about falling asleep at the wheel

>>734591295
Yeah I get that one...but she takes care of the kids...

>>734591251
Rota my dude!

>>734591224
Wow...that is pretty edgy, man. Nice post for an eighth grader.

>>734591414
Shit yeah that's where. Know a dude named Dakota? He's a Seebee.

>>734578031
>High school senior
>Nigger
>Virgin
>Catfish's girls by showing my face but not my real face.. like half so I look good
>No job

>>734578403
>22
>CS
>Scholarship
KEK
Didn't even get a full ride to your uni and getting a meme degree

>BRAINLET

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>>734591017
interesting life. Sounds pretty cool. May I ask what is your profession

>>734591499
Nah is he still here? I bet if i asked around. I know a few seabees but they come and go pretty often

>>734591214
I hear where you're coming from, but it can absolutely be debilitating at times because you can't focus on doing whatever you have to do to improve your situation.

Try focusing on anything while a pitbull is attempting to attack you. This is what bad anxiety feels like.

>>734591017
>Tfw all girls want is money and not love or families
ftfy

>>734591705
Nah, he got shipped to Africa almost right after they sent him to Spain. My sister was a Seebee as well, she just got out though.

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>>734591377

lol... not in north america... the roads are extemely shit tier here. Listen to a lot of podcasts.

Moved into my house a couple years ago, after the 3 year process of evicting a welfare recipient that was in there. I will never rent a house out again. After the process of getting someone out, then doing all the rennovations. It's not worth it.l

>30
>fat
>great wive and 2 kids
>30$/h job
>new car

>>734592246
Living the dream.

>>734591027
What kind of work do you do?

>>734578031
Where do I start... I was actually fairly popular in highschool but most of my friends turned out to be thugs so I ditched them. I'm not exactly a perfect person myself but these dudes were pushing murder status but on top of that my Girlfriend offed herself last year and after that I've completely disconnected from soceity. I'm not talking "oh I'm too shy to talk to people" no I'm legitimately fearful of making relationships. Outside of work I probably haven't communicated with another human being in 7 months, the only thing that keeps me going is browsing this place(going on 11 years). Which just depresses me more when I see how your lifes have turned out. I feel my only reason for being here is proving that I'm not like the others, that my life isn't just a statistic but honestly it's hard. I don't know where I'll be next year but I just hope it's not underground, I don't know why but something tells me to keep going. Despite literally all signs telling me to stop I still find reasons to get out of bed, I don't know if by social standards I'm the biggest loser on this site but I can tell you one thing. Just by pure life quality no one can compete.

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>>734591884
https://youtu.be/gxGdZMT18fY

>>734591616
navy

>>734591792
Any pics of her? Spain is gooood dude

>31
>married, have an apartment, 2 cars
>fit, cycle 150 miles per week, good paying job and combined household income of 200k
>did everything right, played by the rules, went to university, never broke the law
>intense need to isolate myself
>don't feel sad, don't feel happy, don't feel useful, don't feel anything other than occasional annoyance
>have mortgage, paying off cars, can't afford to leave
>wife is the only thing keeping me from anhero
>feel like a fucking cunt because I have things that everyone seems to want but still can't find contentment
>going to continue doing what I'm doing until wife dies, or I die
>if wife dies first, going to anhero but dunno how

At least you guys who don't have anything can set a goal and aspire to pull yourself out of your rut. I've got nowhere left to go.

>Currently living with parents
>Making 40k salary moving out in July
>Hang out with various friends maybe once a week
>Still feel lonely/depressed regularly
>The feeling inside of being a loser mostly

>>24 and live at home with parent
>> sell sex toys on ebay + have a job paying 13GBP/hr
>> sniff most of my profits
>> can't move out because my mum won't be able to afford living without my income.

I guess my life isn't that bad upon reflection

>>734593685
Join Fight Club. or start having multiple affairs.

You're welcome!

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>>734593251

topkek

>20
>HS dropout
>finishing GED
>about to go to college
>going to buy my first truck soon
Things are looking up for me.

>>734578031
36 married w kid no job. Fired from last job due to cocaine problem. Also HPV

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>20
>hs dropout
>live in shitty small apartment mostly on inheritance money which I also blow on a bunch of shit I don't need
>got a decent vintage motorcycle but its also my only vehicle
>employed but only barely, $10/hr but like 20 hrs a week
>occasionally strung along by batshit insane whales but too much autism to land an actual good gf

at least met some cool people in my apartment complex to smoke/drink and goon around on motorcycles with, could be worse

>Want to be an artist
>No artistic skill whatsoever
>Got a practical engineering degree instead of trying to improve art skills
>Also shit at being an engineer

Do you know what it's like to technically have a bachelor's in mechanical engineering but still have to work a retail job at Walmart because your grades were shit and you never did an internship while studying? I do.

>>734580214
>>734579318
I wonder if I know either of you. bham fag here

>>734585123
I got held back twice -- once in middle school, once in high school. I was too busy trying to get my dick wet and I was more interested in learning to play guitar, and whatnot. It was sex, drugs & rock 'n roll, but without the drugs. I also didn't handle the pressure well, as the school I went to was small grammar school ranked #1 in the country I grew up in.

Once in college, I got my shit together and a few years ago I got accepted to a PhD at an Ivy League school.

I'm a piece of shit. If I can do it, you can do it.

>>734582197
What gets you through each day?

>>734578471
Underage faggot

>>734578031
>30's
>Live with mother and younger brother
>Pay all the bills with full-time job and... Side work
>Haven't had a girlfriend in years, just friends with benefits because I'm too dysfunctional
>Probably have two kids, but no contact with them or their mothers due to extenuating circumstances

I don't know if I'm doing good or trapped in a downward cycle that will end badly for everyone. Wooo!

>>734596235
>Walmart because your grades were shit and you never did an internship while studying? I do.
You act like all hope is lost when in reality you merely have to retrace a few steps. What's the issue?

>parents are slowly losing their mind
>20 never graduated highscool
>extended family excommunicated me for circumstances
>wallows in depression for past 4 years
>meet beautiful sweet girl if albeit kind of slow
>we spend all day together everyday playing video games and fucking for a year and a half
>she makes me start to care about my self and wanting to do better and be a better person
>we start bickering over dumbshit
>sometimes we "breakup" and get back together
>2 weeks ago we broke up and didnt get back together
>back to wallowing in depression

>>734587720
Bruh at ur current age, you're probably at the best point in your life to change. Get your shit checked out, get some real help.

>>734597084
>job
>fuck buddies
>no contact with kids

doing pretty damn good

Living w gf, handyman. Nice job, good truck. Gf is pretty heavy though. But insaneky loyal, and pretty face. What makes me a loser? Im still thinking of dumping her because fatty.

>homeschooled
>socially autistic
>moved out at 19 due to parents being mad at me
>no college for me
>move in with a bunch of tweakers
>legit don't leave my room due to social anxiety and fear of tweakers
>hundreds of piss bottles at any given time in room
>goes on for a year
>working $14 an hour job this whole time
>move out after roommates uncle dies of overdose
>move into shitty apartment all by myself
>trying to improve now
>still working same dead end job making $16 an hour (chemical analyst)
>hope life will get better
>forever alone
>also never touched any drugs because too much of a pussy beta fag

>>734585945
honestly it gets better when you start to accept that you've been hurt and need time to heal, rather than trying to fill the hole with random vices or other girls

>>734598193
you should try weed or shrooms, weed is mild as fuck and very enjoyable (and easy to find) and shrooms will change your perspective on life, and they're both perfectly safe

>>734578620
You Sound like a bitch...grow up and get a job.. the fuck is wrong with yall?

>25
>been with gf for 2 years
>daughter is 9 months old, has spent her entire life in a hospital
>dad just diagnosed with prostate cancer
>tonight at work I blacked out and woke up two hours away, no idea how i got there.

not sure if i'm a loser, but i needed to vent. probably just gonna kill myself.

>>734578031

>26yrs
>MSc degree
>Lots of debt
>No GF
>Don't even know if I want to work with what I got my Masters in
>Still unhappy

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>>734598933
Atleast you got dubs

>>734578031
Is your name Kris?

>>734598513
was offered oxy weed and xans multiple times, didn't know what they would do so I declined. Weed is going rec here July 1st so I may give it a shot

>>734599271

There's that. The small victories, right?!

>28
>Had to move back in with parents because of breakup last relationship
>Takes me a long time to learn things and have a learning disability.
>Have had over twenty jobs in my lifetime because of this.
>Currently unemployed because was just fired AGAIN last week even though I was trying my hardest.
>At least I have a boyfriend?

>28
> Systems Analyst
> 54k
> getting married in 3 weeks
> eat sudafed like pez

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>>734578031
>23
>weeb
>70k in guns/accessories/ammo
>kissless virgin
>weeb
>sitting here rubbing my dick on apc9-chan

>>734582348
>>>self medicated
>>>meth
you weren't 'self medicating' shit, you're a fucking meth junkie

>>734584271
>>Didn't graduate highschool
>>No idea what to do for education or career paths
Get off the internet. Get your goddamned GED. No highschool diploma/GED = no future.

>>734584446
>$120k in debt
>buys autistic sex doll
this is why you're a fuck up

>>734578031
>25 yo
>no job no gf
>skinny af face covered with acne scars
>socially retarded a bit autistic
>can't talk to people
>no courage to leave parents house
>4 years going college and still freshman

>>734588524
So you're the same age. That's nice.

>>734582008

No worries, m8. It's good to know where most of us are going to be in 30-40 years.

Barring those of us who an hero before that, of course.

>>734582562
Lmao

>>734585945
>exgf of 9 months

How is that even an issue?

Try getting completely abandoned by your gf of 10 years while youre depressed. That shit really makes you wanna an hero.

>>734580021
You are the real mvp pal

>>734583175
This made me laugh, thanks anon

>>734580661
Me too, that guy played whit our feelings :(

>>734589680

You're awesome. Keep that bitch on lock.

>>734591027

>Own my own home
>Have over 150K in debt, vast majority of that is mortgage

lol, if you have a mortgage, you do not "own your own home". You own some equity in a house, and you have a giant albatross named Debt around your neck. As edgeanon pointed out rather edgily, it could all change for you rather quickly. I hope it does, you fuck!

>>734598820
>daughter is 9 months old, has spent her entire life in a hospital

What's wrong with her?

>18 almost 19
>Bout to graduate high school
>My ex who says loves me treats me like shit and fucks other guys
>Parents secretly loath me
>Wish I was dead

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>33
>Teacher
>Wife
>Newborn daughter
>House passed on to me from mother
Lucky me

>>734580553
hey i remember you from a thread the other night

>35
>no gf
>no friends because moved cities twice after college
>unfit but started lifting for 5 months
>decent job, have my own place (renting), but
>afraid to put down roots anywhere
>life going nowhere


I'm feeling like my life's passing away

>>734584271
if that pic is you you aren't ugly nigger. go online lookup how to get GED then starting looking around for better jobs.

>>734580919
that cross thing is pretty wild

>>734598820
don't leave your daughter, anon!

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>14
>dated girl for 4 years
>gets dumped
>be 20
>still not over her
>still talk to her daily
>think i still have a chance with her
>can't find the motivation to date anyone else
>too much of a pussy to date anyone else anyway because i'm afraid she'd get mad

>>734586275
GET A CROCK POT NIGGA
u can literally make food thats decent with like 10 minutes of prep work

THE BIGGEST PROBLEM YOU HAVE IS GIVING A FUUUUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK

CHILL OUT AND DO YOU FOR A WHILE HOT DAMN

>>734578193
>lives in a pineapple under the sea

>I am absorbent and yellow and porous

>Nautical nonsense is something I wish...

>I drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

>>734580021
Youre cool dude op.

>>734581085
>>734581085
A fellow Dane here on 4chan...

>>734581719
lol arrogant faggot "I'm poor and lonely bc I chose to be!!!!" shut the fuck up asshole

>>734578403
All those "qualifications" but still too fucking retarded to follow thread rules.

>>734584446
>on probation for littering.
fucking tough guy

>>734578031
>be 27
>moved to Europe because hipster idiot
>met girl, married
>found decent job
>ff 3yrs
>wife got fat and doesnt make me hard anymore, so no sex.
>wife left me cause no sex
>Lost new job after 1 month because "too much of an introvert".
>risking being a hobo at 30 y/o because I am myself, a /b/tard.